Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens

"Everyone says I'm stupid, but I'm not stupid at all. I know who's good to me, hehehe."

"Yes, that makes sense. I didn't expect you, a fool, to have such good judgment!"

"I have to say, Brother Wu Jian is the best friend I can be. He shares everything with me, and his wife takes good care of me. He's much better than everyone else!"

"Anyone who can drink is a true bro! No problem with that!!"

"..."

Before drinking, Wu Jian was from Fendou Village.

After drinking, Fendou Village belonged to Wu Jian.

From villagers' complaints to the village chief.

They even started verbally abusing Zhang Dexing, saying they looked down on the person with powerful connections.

It's not communism at all.

Liu Dazhuang couldn't understand a word of it, but kept echoing along.

They'd already started playing under the table.

At first, Li Huifang didn't understand Liu Dazhuang, but the more she heard, the stranger it seemed.

Although Liu Dazhuang's responses were mostly correct, some parts were slightly awkward.

It's like a cliché.

It's obvious that someone submitted these conversations in advance.

Only then did he feel relieved, seeing that Wu Jian had drunk too much and started flirting with Liu Dazhuang under the table.

Otherwise, Liu Dazhuang would really be so cunning.

She never dared to have any contact with Liu Dazhuang again.

A widow fears nothing but a cunning lover, because she has nothing to lose except her body.

"Dazhuang, you've come up with so many ways to get me and Gu Qiu involved? You even tried to get that beast drunk. You're something else!"

I knew you had feelings for me.

Seeing Wu Jian go to the toilet, Li Huifang immediately sat down on Liu Dazhuang.

He held Dazhuang's head tightly in his arms and kept pressing it into his chest.

I love them all so much!

"Yeah, my brother Weiguo said that once Wu Jian falls asleep, the two of us can take care of Gu Qiu, and we won't have to go outside anymore."

"Gu Qiu can stay for one night."

"Brother Weiguo, Brother Weiguo, you only have Brother Weiguo in your heart. But you just scared me to death. I thought you had changed~~~"

Squeak.

The door, which was too lazy to be oiled, became a natural alarm.

Li Huifang jumped off Liu Dazhuang and swayed her hips as she went to heat up some wine for the two of them.

Hot alcohol evaporates quickly, making it easier to drink more.

Still dragging their feet.

Wu Jian finally got drunk.

He lay face down on the table, and wouldn't get up no matter how much I patted him.

Next came the passion of the two lovers.

Whether Wu Jian was in the house or not made no difference to Liu Dazhuang.

He's simple-minded and can't think about things that are too complicated.

But for Li Huifang, that kind of stimulation was something she had never experienced before.

It starts at 9 p.m.

We played until 1 a.m.

Seeing that Wu Jian was showing signs of regaining consciousness again.

Remembering Lu Weiguo's instructions, Liu Dazhuang smeared the powdered bear entrails he had hidden in his pocket onto Wu Jian's neck and body.

Then they poured him a few more sips of wine.

Li Huifang was not surprised at all.

I didn't see the throat-slitting process.

She just thought Liu Dazhuang hadn't had enough fun with her.

early morning.

Feeling refreshed and having learned more than ten new poses, Liu Dazhuang left satisfied.

Feeling excruciating pain all over his body, especially a piercing headache, Wu Jian shook his head as he got up.

Seeing Li Huifang walking with a limp, he asked in a daze, "Wife, what's wrong?"

"It's all your fault!" Li Huifang felt like she was about to explode.

Every step I take feels agonizing.

"I?"

"You let an idiot drink too much, and you still have the nerve to say that! After the idiot left, I wanted to get you into bed."

That's not enough for you to brag about!

Li Huifang said with a cold expression, "You still want to do 'that' with me! You've drunk so much, your thing is as soft as an earthworm."

He even touched me with his hands! You beast! You're not human!!!

"Holy crap! Am I that awesome?!" Wu Jian quickly washed his face and smelled his hands.

But it was a bit flirtatious and coaxing.

His thing hasn't been working properly for a long time, but I didn't expect him to be in such good shape after eating some wild game and drinking some alcohol.

However, he didn't pay too much attention to it and went to the cabin to greet his godson.

After being called "green-haired turtle" by his godson.

He staggered off to the brigade.

"Brother Zhang, our brigade has guns, let's go up the mountain and give it a try! The game there is really good, if we can get some deer..."

"Give me a deer penis, that'll definitely do!"

Wu Jian got cocky as soon as he entered the brigade.

He kept wanting to follow Lu Weiguo hunting.

"Do you know how to use a gun? Or do I?"

Zhang Dexing was also exhausted from the night before. Last night, that widow Liu from the next village came over.

The double bed creaked and groaned, and I didn't sleep well all night.

"That thing is easy, just pull the trigger and do it, what's there to not know?"

A few years ago, when I first came here, I saw that even the old ladies in our village could do it.

When I first arrived in the countryside, there was still a militia team.

The women in the village also received training in basic first aid and firearms handling.

"Alright! Go ahead! I'll get you the gun, and if you can hunt a deer, you can have its deer penis!"

Zhang Dexing said he didn't take it seriously.

Thinking to myself, who would be so foolish as to actually go up the mountain by themselves?

Even that big idiot Liu Dazhuang knows that he wouldn't dare to go into the mountains alone without anyone by his side.

I casually wrote a note for Wu Jian.

Let Wu Jian handle it himself.

. . . . .

In the Lu family's small house, on the kang (a heated brick bed).

Liu Dazhuang and Lu Weiguo used pig pancreas soap to wipe away the odor from their bodies.

"They're all deflated. Did you sleep last night?"

Lu Weiguo glanced at it, his expression quite strange.

"No, hehehe, Brother Weiguo, that bear meat was really good, not tiring at all. When Wu Jian wasn't asleep, Li Huifang's hands were always restless under the table."

I haven't stopped until this morning. Listen to me, Sister Huifang taught me a few moves...

"Tell me more..."

Lu Weiguo's eyes lit up.

"How shameless!!" Li Xiulian was boiling water outside, her face flushed red.

But Liu Dazhuang's description skills were simply too impressive.

Before long, Li Xiulian also became captivated.

A good student who graduated from high school, whose mind used to be completely focused on studying.

One was a widow who had grown up in the village, having been exposed to its ways since childhood.

The actions and methods we know are definitely different!

"By the way, did you mention the deer?"

Finally, Lu Weiguo couldn't hold back any longer.

To change the subject, they asked, "I told you, I told you where to go up the mountain, how to get there, how many times to circle around and look for it, etc."

They even said sika deer is an aphrodisiac, and Wu Jian asked about it for a long time.

"Dazhuang, well done! Tomorrow, no! The day after tomorrow, you'll probably be able to spend every day with your sister-in-law Huifang!"

Lu Weiguo's eyes grew increasingly gloomy.

They usually playfully bicker and joke around.

He's busy making money to provide a good life for his family and doesn't care too much about anything else.

but!

If you're using your child as a threat, then I'm sorry.

In his heart, his wife and children were his inviolable taboo.

Since you, Wu Jian, are courting death, then Zhang Dexing, who's behind you, is also courting death.

You can't blame him.

Take it one at a time, don't rush.

Dry bones lie buried deep in the mountains.

With just one lynx, these people who go up the mountain will never be able to come down!