Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens
Chapter 58 This kid has too much murderous aura!
"Dazhuang! Are you alright?"
When Hei Xiazi fell to the ground, Lu Weiguo didn't bother to look at him and immediately ran to Liu Dazhuang's side.
As he fired, Black Bear's paw snapped the wooden stick in two and struck Liu Dazhuang's shoulder.
Liu Dazhuang fell to the ground almost simultaneously with Hei Xiazi.
"Hehe, Brother Weiguo, I'm fine, it's just that my shoulder hurts a little."
Lu Weiguo was too lazy to pay attention to him, who was still grinning foolishly.
When I pulled open his clothes, I saw that his shoulder was more than just a little sore.
In just a short while, it swelled up like a steamed bun, and it looked like it was about to break.
"Alright, as long as you're not dead, it's my fault. Come with me to Old Mrs. Chang's house after we get down the mountain."
Lu Weiguo swung his fist hard.
"It's really nothing, I can handle it."
"Stop holding back! Get up, sit against the tree, and apply this snow to your face."
A fool is just not very bright, not that he has no feelings.
Seeing that he was in such a state, yet still pretending to be fine, Lu Weiguo couldn't help but feel resentful.
Fortunately, the black bear was really dead.
He turned and walked towards the black bear, quickly drew his knife, skillfully found the right spot, and slashed down.
Every part of the bear is valuable, but bear bile is the most precious of all.
Before gutting the bear, you must first find the bile, otherwise, if you make a mistake during the gutting process, the bile will be contaminated by those filthy things.
A moment later, Lu Weiguo took out a dark green gallbladder.
The gallbladder is grayish-green overall, but in the sunlight, it gleams with a magical golden light.
"Damn! This thing is so small, yet it almost produced a golden gallbladder!"
Lu Weiguo shook his head with a smile.
Black bears are black bears, and their weight is between two and three hundred pounds.
Very few can weigh more than 500 jin (250 kg).
Aside from those human-faced bears that have become sentient and eaten people, it's almost impossible for them to produce golden gallbladders.
Therefore, Lu Weiguo never had any hope from the beginning.
This black bear weighs only about 300 pounds.
Unexpectedly, a cauliflower-like bile can appear, which is a type of bear bile that is transitioning between iron and gold bile.
It has great medicinal value and is the most common type of medicinal gallbladder found in later generations.
I cleaned the surface dirt with blood water.
Then Lu Weiguo took out a cloth bag that his wife had just made from her underwear that day from his bosom.
The bear bile is placed in a cloth bag and tied with a bile tube; this completes the initial processing of the bear bile.
All that's left is to deal with Hei Xiazi's corpse.
He was about to cut open the abdomen and take out the intestines to hang them on a tree when...
"Awoo!"
A scream rang out above their heads!
He was so frightened that he almost threw the bear's undigested feces all over himself!
The two looked up and saw the proud lynx perched on a tree branch directly above them.
There was no intention to attack.
It just sat there, elegantly licking its paws, just like a proud and aloof cat.
It's as if it's saying, "Hurry up and offer it the meat!"
"Hey, what are you doing here? Come down, come down and I'll give you a piece of meat."
Whether the adult lynx understood or not, it turned its gaze to Lu Weiguo and suddenly stretched out its round, plum-shaped claws.
"Brother Weiguo, it seems to be saying you're an idiot. If you don't give it meat, it'll attack you..."
Liu Dazhuang nodded and translated it carefully.
"Holy crap, you can understand me?"
"With that expression, only a fool wouldn't understand."
"Pfft!"
Lu Weiguo couldn't help but laugh out loud.
After all that, I ended up being the fool.
"Alright, here's the offal, but I can only give you half. The rest are medicinal herbs, especially the stuff from the stomach."
Next time you catch another animal, you can have everything inside its belly.
Upon hearing this, the lynx seemed to truly understand.
It jumped next to Lu Weiguo, stuck out its buttocks, and sprayed a few drops of urine at Lu Weiguo.
Then it picked up the string of nuts, went into the water, and disappeared into the forest.
Lynxes spray urine to mark their territory.
Lu Weiguo stared blankly at the fishy, pungent smell on his body.
It took me a long time to realize that I seemed to have become this lynx's pet...
Struggle Village.
It was already afternoon.
Lu Weiguo, Lu Dewang, and Lu Baojia pushed Old Mrs. Chang over again.
This time, Mrs. Chang didn't come empty-handed; she was carrying a medicinal herb that looked like a large firework.
After crushing it, soak it in warm water, and then wipe it on Lu Jiahuan's body, who had a fever.
Lu Dewang and the others stood at the door, anxiously waiting for Lu Weiguo to return.
"Oh my god, this kid lies so easily! He promised that the three of us would go up the mountain together!"
His words are like farts; he'll get dragged out by a bear sooner or later!
Lu Dewang, leaning on his cane, swung it around with great vigor, as if the gate were the very same gate that had deceived his youngest son.
"Dad, Weiguo knows what he's doing. Didn't he tell my sister-in-law that killing black bears is the easiest thing to do?"
"You believe everything he says! No wonder everyone says the eldest brother is stupid!" Lu Dewang was exasperated and slapped Lu Baojia on the buttocks with a loud thud.
Last year, in the village ahead, Old Niu the Cripple had his chin licked off by a black bear; he still drools while eating.
Two years ago, our village hunter, Old Xu, was killed by a black bear with a single slap in the Bear Cave!
And this summer, there was that bragging guy, Geng the Blind Man, who claimed to have survived Black Bear's clutches. He did indeed encounter Black Bear! But it was a tiny Black Bear, only about a meter tall!
That bear isn't someone a human could fight! It would take at least ten dogs as a pack!
Li Xiulian sat next to Lu Jiahuan, her face pale.
His eyes were filled with anxiety and regret.
She's a high school student, how could she have been fooled by Lu Weiguo!
He said black bears hibernate, but it's only the beginning of winter!
He said that a black bear could be dealt with in one shot, but he didn't say that the thing was thick-skinned and would retaliate even if it wasn't hit in a fatal spot.
It's all my fault; I didn't use my brain.
If he's alright this time, I'll never let Lu Weiguo go up the mountain again!
Li Xiulian trembled with remorse.
Lu Jia Huan, who was being wiped by Mrs. Chang, stopped crying.
Red rashes grew on every area that was wiped.
After tossing and turning all night, Lu Jiahuan actually closed his eyes and fell asleep with even breathing.
"Okay, the fever should completely go down tonight."
Old Mrs. Chang wiped her hands with a handkerchief and glanced at Li Xiulian, who was shedding tears.
"You little girl, you're kind and thoughtful, but you're too petty. Men are out there working hard, women shouldn't keep holding them back."
"We need to help him hold the rear. That little brat Lu has been a bad guy since he was a child; evil people live a thousand years. He won't die!"
really!
Just as Mrs. Chang finished speaking.
A familiar oxcart slowly approached from afar.
Liu Dazhuang sat on the oxcart, swinging his arms and swaying from side to side.
Lu Weiguo walked ahead, leading the oxcart.
On the oxcart, the black bear's corpse was covered in golden light.
That's a symbol of honor, and it also smells like money!
"I knew this kid was haunted by the vengeful spirits of wild beasts, a real scumbag!!!"
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