Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens

Put the evening's plans aside for now.

On Lu Weiguo's side, the first thing to do is to get the badger oil out.

It is said that a pound of badger meat is equivalent to eight ounces of oil, and in autumn, the footprints of badgers walking on the yellow earth are covered with oil.

However, that was when the season arrived and the badgers had already stocked up on fat meat.

Badgers in the summer don't have as much excess oil on their bodies; it's just a layer under the skin and on the lean meat.

However, the four badgers, a family, managed to produce five or six pounds of badger oil.

When rendering badger oil, it's best not to add anything. Just pour a ring of white wine around the edge of the pot when it has just melted into oil.

Wait until the badger has slept its fill.

Take out a porcelain bowl and chill it in the icy well water.

After the temperature drops, the yellow grease that was visible to the naked eye solidifies into a white solid.

In this way, a batch of badger oil is made.

The rest were put into jars, half for Lu Weiguo and half for the Zhao family. This thing may not seem unusual.

But when someone in your family gets burned or frostbite, you'll need to be prepared for an emergency.

He brought badger oil into the house.

The two people inside the room covered their mouths and grinned foolishly at Lu Weiguo.

I don't know what they were talking about, but I felt there was something off about their gazes.

"Weiguo, please help Yangyang apply the medicine. I'm heavy-handed, so don't break the blisters."

Li Xiulian pulled Lu Weiguo to sit in front of Zhao Yangyang.

Those long, shapely, white legs were right there in front of me.

"Look at it, isn't it white? Isn't it smooth? Isn't it tender..."

Zhao Yangyang looked at Lu Weiguo defiantly, but fortunately Li Xiulian nudged her from the side: "Stop teasing my husband, hurry up, or you'll leave a scar."

Lu Weiguo glared at her fiercely, deliberately using more force when wiping.

"Ugh, you're hurting me."

A soft moan followed by a series of gasps.

This made everyone in the room blush.

They're not afraid of pain, they don't hit people, they're just plain annoying.

If this were in later generations, it would be considered one of the top-grade green teas.

"Xiulian, come help your aunt."

Before Lu Weiguo could finish wiping, Aunt Zhao opened the door and called Li Xiulian out.

This completely turned Zhao Yangyang upside down.

She suddenly sat on Lu Weiguo's lap and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Weiguo, you can't escape my grasp. Your Xiulian said that after she goes to university, she wants me to take care of you. How do you think I can take care of you?"

Personal care, or constant, unwavering care?

After speaking, her breath was fragrant, and she bit her lip tightly. Her alluring appearance was irresistible to any man.

"Oh dear! You!! You have no sense of romance!"

Lu Weiguo didn't bother with any more words and forcefully shoved Zhao Yangyang's thigh.

The pain brought tears to her eyes.

"Get out of my way, I don't need your help. Get down here, apply the ointment and take good care of myself."

"I wish you could hit me with that much force if you used that thing on me~"

This one thing, this stubborn little mouth that wouldn't listen to reason at all, left Lu Weiguo speechless.

Fortunately, only a small area was damaged.

It was Zhao Yangyang who accidentally bumped into the kettle after taking a shower and got burned.

"Don't get it wet during this time, don't wear too many clothes, and don't sweat. Apply badger oil every day, and the pain will be gone in less than a week."

He got up, turned around, and left.

Lu Weiguo had no lingering affection for those long, white legs.

To be honest, those long, white legs of his are definitely top-tier among the women around him.

Katerina, the only one with whiter legs than her, also had more leg hair.

Only her legs were white and shiny, without a speck of dirt on them.

Once outside, Lu Weiguo took the spatula from Li Xiulian and started helping her with the cooking.

Badger meat is fatty and has a strong gamey smell, so it needs to be seasoned with plenty of spices to mask the "wild" taste.

Moreover, if the cooking skills are good, the badger's claws and head are full of collagen, making each bite incredibly satisfying.

However, some "experts" in later generations argued that this thing likes to burrow into graveyards and carries the plague, so it's best not to eat it.

But those who succeed in this year's harvest don't settle for such things; the poor families catch and eat wild rats.

As long as you can eat your fill, there's nothing you can't eat.

After stir-frying the badger meat until golden brown, pour in hot water and add the white carrots.

Half an hour later, the whole room was filled with fragrance.

"Come on, this food is so good, let's have a drink first!!"

Old Zhao was a heavy drinker; he downed two ounces of liquor after just one bite of meat and vegetables.

Lu Weiguo sat opposite him, with two women sitting on either side of him. As if they had planned it together, they kept putting food on his plate.

Another glass of baijiu went down.

Seeing that the women had finished eating and left the table, Old Zhao took the wine pot and sat down next to Lu Weiguo.

The moment he opened his mouth, Lu Weiguo was almost scared into hiding under the table.

"Little Lu, what do you think of my Yangyang?"

Old Zhao was clearly a bit confused; his tone was full of questions, not jokes.

but! !

"Uncle Zhao, stop fooling around. That stool you're sitting on just now was occupied by my wife, you know that?"

"Oh dear! Men! It's normal to have three wives and four concubines. Which man doesn't have other women outside? Don't pretend with me, kid."

"You're good-looking, and you can make money. I even heard from your friends that you can pee two meters away after drinking. With looks like that, how can you possibly lack women?"

They say that youthful looks are carefree, but old age makes it even harder for one to keep their mouth shut.

Lu Weiguo blushed when he said those words.

Old Zhao didn't react at all, as if he were just chatting idly.

No wonder the old men and women in the village are willing to spread rumors.

After all, they came from that era and valued their innocence more. The older generation's views also made them more open-minded.

"Uncle Zhao, you've had too much to drink. Auntie and Xiulian are outside. Don't talk nonsense, or Auntie won't let you sleep in the kang tonight."

No one, let alone Lu Weiguo, would dare to respond to such a remark.

"Come on, accompany this old man to the toilet. Let him check out the goods. Don't let my age fool you, I'm still quite vigorous; I can pee three feet deep even in the wind!"

Lu Weiguo finally understood what it meant to feel like he was sitting on pins and needles.

It's no wonder Zhao Yangyang looks like this.

This is exactly like his father!

Honestly, how come he never noticed how interesting this old man Zhao was in his past life?

As for going to the toilet together, that's absolutely out of the question.

But some things absolutely must be compared.

Old Zhao was really good at bragging.

But when he took off his pants, he almost peed his own shoe.

In contrast, Lu Weiguo shot higher than himself, and his shot was higher, farther, and longer.

Old Zhao had already smoked half a cigarette before Lu Weiguo finished speaking.

"Hmm...not bad. Don't even mention one woman, could you handle three or five women? Come on, let's have a good talk."

My daughter Yangyang insists that she doesn't need a formal title to stay with you. She's just a little girl, and there's no need for her to carry on the family line.

"Come on, come on, it's just the two of us men, stop beating around the bush and tell me what you're thinking!"