Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens

"Mom, these are loaches my dad asked me to bring. They're for the guy with erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. My mom says he can't conceive because his penis isn't working properly."

Eat more loach, and you'll be able to wriggle around like a loach a few more times.

If I had known this son of a bitch would turn out like this, I wouldn't have brought him any.

Upon hearing this, Wu Guifen burst out laughing.

"Honey, we have a child with us, watch your words," Li Xiulian quickly covered Lu Jiacheng's ears and scolded him playfully.

"Thanks to my in-laws. Your third sister and brother-in-law are just like that; they've learned nothing of culture. Let's eat this together. I'll make braised loach for you at noon."

"Okay, Mom, cook these small fish too. I need the crucian carp; I'm going out in a bit."

Upon hearing the name "braised loach," Lu Weiguo's mouth watered uncontrollably.

Since his rebirth, he has indeed eaten a lot of meat, but it has always been plain and almost without any seasoning.

But that braised loach in soy sauce, with its salty, savory, and sweet flavor, is absolutely unbeatable when eaten with a flatbread.

"Jiacheng, come here and see what I brought you."

Lu Weiguo took out the two sleeping sables from his pocket.

"Oh my, what is this? It's so cute!" Jia Cheng exclaimed, carefully reaching out to touch it.

Finally, there was a living creature smaller than him.

Children love small things, and even Jia Huan, who had been clutching his stomach and looking unhappy, laughed when he saw the sable.

"Is this a weasel? What are you going to do with this thing?"

When Li Guangrong first saw this thing, he mistook the sable for a weasel.

"What a load of rubbish! Capitalists are so ignorant. How could I have married a piece of trash like you back then? This is a mink! And it looks like a loose-feathered mink!"

Li Guangrong looked embarrassed.

Seeing that the child liked it, Lu Weiguo stepped forward to explain, "Mom, this is a sable. Among sables, it's considered quite noble and clean, and it's also a friendly breed."

Minks and weasels do look quite similar, but minks are round and plump, which makes them look cute, while weasels have pointed snouts and look rather sleazy. That's how you tell them apart.

After Lu Weiguo finished speaking, he told Lu Jiacheng to wet his hands, rub them to warm them up, and then go to play with the two sables.

But my precious daughter, Jia Huan, kept clutching her stomach because she felt uncomfortable.

"Honey, what's wrong with Jia Huan? I heard her crying at the door just now. She's been crying every night for the past few days."

Li Xiulian sighed upon hearing this, "Yes, she cries every hour and hasn't gone to the toilet for three days."

Upon hearing this, Lu Weiguo picked up Jia Huan, rubbed her belly, and understood the gist of it.

Anyone who has raised children knows that feeding them is important, but they won't go hungry if they skip a few meals.

But if you can't poop for more than three days, you have to go to the hospital!

"Wife, what has Jia Huan been eating these past few days?" Lu Weiguo asked in detail to confirm his judgment.

"These are steamed white flour buns that Mom made. Jia Huan likes them, so she ate a lot. Also, I haven't been producing enough milk these past few days, so I've been giving her malted milk powder."

After listening, Lu Weiguo confirmed his judgment: "The child is fine. It's a problem with the gut microbiota, and the food was a bit dry. I guess Mom was worried about the child and didn't dilute the malted milk powder much."

"What does gut microbiota mean? How do you know Mom didn't dilute it much? Mom said that stuff is diluted too much and doesn't taste like anything. It's not like we can't afford it."

Li Xiulian was shocked, feeling like she hadn't seen Lu Weiguo for three days.

How come Lu Weiguo has changed again? He even knows how to take care of children now.

I felt like he was the high school student, and I was the clueless country bumpkin.

"Your husband knows a lot about you."

As Lu Weiguo spoke, he secretly reached for the baby food bag under his daughter's cover.

A blush instantly rose to Li Xiulian's eyes.

The clouds are hazy, the fog is hazy.

A mixture of shyness and excitement.

It was a mix of provocation and reproach.

What are you doing?

"Come on, let Mom help watch the baby, I'll help you with your milk flow!"

"what?"

"It's just a bandage!"

Wu Guifen, being an experienced woman, could easily see through the situation between the two.

He took Lu Jiahuan from Lu Weiguo and handed the two of them a piece of red cloth.

Lu Weiguo pulled Li Xiulian into the small house without waiting.

After drawing the curtains and placing a red cloth on the kang (a heated brick bed),

"Weiguo, stop fooling around, why are you fighting with the child for food?"

Li Xiulian felt a little uncomfortable; there were people all outside, and the two of them were like this inside.

"That's exactly what you're saying. Feel this; there's a hard lump. It's blocked. It might hurt a little, but bear with it."

I guess it's because I ate too much oily food these past few days.

Lu Weiguo exerted a little force.

Li Xiulian's body trembled.

really!

Just when Li Xiulian was about to give up.

The bloody milk burst forth in Lu Weiguo's mouth.

The intense stimulation was too much for Li Xiulian to bear.

"Hehe, let me tell you why Jia Huan doesn't poop: it's because he eats too much dry food."

Your milk ducts are blocked again, preventing you from passing on your gut flora and antibodies to Jia Huan.

This caused an imbalance in her gut flora. I'll bring the baby over now and give her some milk.

Li Xiulian was completely confused. Although she was soaking wet, she endured her sensitivity for the sake of her child and breastfed Lu Jiahuan first.

Sure enough, after Lu Jia Huan drank the milk for a while...

The bulging little belly made a gurgling sound.

Then we saw Jia Huan's cute little face scrunch up.

Before long, a dry, smelly poop was deposited on the urinal!

Hearing that Lu Weiguo had brought loach, which could help Wang Diangui in that regard, Li Xiuhe shamelessly fawned over him.

He came over carrying a basin of water.

"Girl, you must be tired from taking care of the baby. I'll wash your diaper for you. I don't mind it being dirty."

We have kids to take care of sooner or later, so this is a good opportunity for me to get some exercise. Don't be angry, you and brother-in-law; this wild loach from the mountain spring is a great aphrodisiac.

"Um...let us have some too. If possible, we'll buy more later."

"Huh? Sister? Aren't you the one who hates kids needing to be washed with diapers?" Li Xiulian saw Li Xiuhe's expression change like turning the pages of a book for the first time.

After receiving such flattery, Lu Weiguo glanced at him and hesitated for a moment, unsure whether he should accept.

"Then I'll have to trouble you, Third Sister. Since you want to exercise, and I see you're in good shape, could you give me a few more pairs of pure cotton long underwear or something?"

I'll cut them into urine rings, make several, and save them up to bring to you for you to wash later.

Li Xiuhe had already spoken her mind when she saw that Lu Weiguo had forced her to come forward.

Unable to refuse, he nodded and went back inside to rummage through his belongings.

And you know what? Li Xiuhe is the kind of person who loves to compete and grab, so she accumulates a lot of things.

I searched for four or five pairs of pure cotton thermal underwear of various styles. Although they were all washed until they were faded, the quality was fine.

Lu Weiguo didn't mind that these were Li Xiuhe's personal clothes.

They accepted them all, wrapped them up, and put them on the oxcart.

"Honey, what's wrong with you...?"

"Don't worry about it for now. I'll tell you on my way home this afternoon. Wait for me at home. I'm going to deliver some crucian carp to someone first."