Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens

Lu Weiguo didn't know whether the wild boar had broken the law or not.

But Lu Weiguo was genuinely startled by this scene.

Although that little pine tree was only as thick as an arm.

That was one he had carefully selected.

The top was already covered with heavy pine cones, which could not be easily broken by human power alone.

"grass!"

With a roar from Lu Weiguo.

The wild boar was already close at hand.

It was too late to draw the shotgun from behind.

This is when you can see how much hunting experience the older generation has gained.

The hunting knife at his lower back was instantly tucked into his right hand.

The 20-centimeter-long quick-draw knife on the leg wrap can also be easily pulled out.

Just as the wild boar charged right in front of him...

He held his right-hand machete horizontally in front of him.

Meanwhile, the sharp, quick-draw knife in his left hand frantically stabbed at the wild boar's eyes and nose.

Due to the violent impact, his right wrist went numb, and the machete slipped from his hand.

But the swift knife also precisely ripped out the wild boar's eyeballs.

In that instant.

Whether it's a wild boar or Lu Weiguo.

My adrenaline surged to its peak.

What kind of pain?

What kind of fear?

They all disappeared from the body of the man and the pig.

A creature with a gaping, blood-red mouth.

It made a gesture as if it was about to bite the two-legged beast's arm.

As one of them retreated, he once again plunged the quick-draw knife with the eyeball hanging from it into the wild boar's empty eye socket.

"Pan'er!!!"

The intense pain drove the wild boar to madness, and using the momentum, it swung its tusks.

The sound rose from Lu Weiguo's crotch.

Lu Weiguo reacted extremely quickly, using his legs to leap and hanging in mid-air!

He stepped on the wild boar's head.

Its back was heavily pressed against a small pine tree.

"Aaaaaaah!!!!!"

Right behind the wild boar.

The roar seemed to carry sonic waves.

Just then, Liu Dazhuang arrived at the crucial moment.

He grabbed the large basket with both hands.

All the muscles in my body are tense.

His eyes were bloodshot.

There was a click.

The large basket was not only crushed.

Even the rampaging wild boars stopped.

Quiet.

It was as if all the air in this area had been sucked out.

The two people and the pig remained motionless.

The whole scene was eerie and silent.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

After a while.

Two heavy breaths were heard.

The wild boar froze, kicked its legs, and collapsed to the ground.

"Wow, you're the first person in history to have sculpted a wild boar basket like that!"

Snow and mist fell.

As Lu Weiguo watched the screen, a chill ran down his spine, as if his private parts were being crushed.

Moreover, a chill ran down my spine.

seriously.

This wild boar must be the most pitiful wild boar in the world.

That prized large basket was crushed alive, and it died instantly from the pain, making it absolutely unique in history.

Even if a wild boar were to descend into hell, the King of Hell would be completely dumbfounded upon seeing it.

I've seen eunuchs before, but damn it, I've never seen a eunuch pig!

"Damn it, you dare hit my brother?! You think you're so tough?!"

Enraged, Liu Dazhuang continued to kick the wild boar's large basket with the tip of his shoe.

They only stopped when the flesh was completely mangled and bloody.

"Alright, alright, aren't you disgusted? Go find somewhere to wipe your shoes and hands!"

Lu Weiguo looked disgusted, but a sense of lingering fear also rose in his heart.

Everyone says hunting is dangerous, but since his rebirth, everything has gone too smoothly for him, and he has long forgotten the fear of the forest.

There is a lack of reverence for the forest.

But today, this wild boar taught him a profound lesson.

Even with the most complete plan, unexpected events can always occur.

His immediate plan was to lure the wild boar into the trap.

Once you're trapped, there's no danger in the rest of the teasing or flirting.

Who would have thought that plans could not keep up with changes?

If it weren't for Liu Dazhuang's desperate squeeze...

He estimated he would meet the same fate as that wild boar.

The fangs pierced through his crotch.

He became the last eunuch in the new nation!

To open up, to rip open.

This time, Lu Weiguo pulled out the entire pig offal and hung it on a tree.

There are words in the mouth.

The awkward, sacrificial melody rose from low to high.

After the worship ceremony, they knelt and bowed three times in the direction of the deep mountains.

indeed!

If rebirth can happen, then what in this world can not exist?

"Dazhuang, stop skinning it, just cut off the pig's head."

The ceremony to worship the mountain god has ended.

Lu Weiguo brushed the snow off his clothes and threw the machete to Liu Dazhuang.

"Okay, what about the rest of the meat?"

"The meat in the cannon basket is awful; it's undercooked, smelly, and tough. He grumbled and kicked a piece to Wangcai."

The rest of the meat will be sent to the leaders later.

Although the rule for this hunt was to divide the meat 50/50.

However, there are loopholes that can be exploited.

Hiding meat for oneself was one thing; when handing over meat, one would keep the good meat and hand over the unpalatable meat to the government.

This is also feasible.

It's definitely not a 50/50 split like the wild boar.

"Understood, I want to keep this big basket."

Liu Dazhuang nodded and pointed to the pile of minced meat.

"What else do you want to do with this thing?" Lu Weiguo asked, looking puzzled.

"This thing is so big, soaking it in alcohol would definitely be very nutritious!"

"Damn, fine... take it if you want, this thing's rotten to the core... what's the difference between soaking it in alcohol and eating it raw?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Dazhuang immediately lowered his head and moved closer.

If Lu Weiguo hadn't stopped him, he would have insisted on taking a bite out of it raw!

at this time...

Inside the covered tent.

After a few rounds of drinks, the atmosphere became lively.

In Northeast China, there aren't actually that many rules about drinking.

However, after all, the people sitting at the table are all leaders.

Although Qian Yunshan was only the second or third-ranking official in the county party committee!

However, the position of top leader has always been vacant.

This makes him practically indistinguishable from the top leader.

When the leaders were drinking, the forestry department also arranged for three or five people of similar rank to accompany them.

Six men sat on the table.

Interspersed among them were young female educated youth.

After everyone had made a round of toasts...

They were all too busy chatting with the female educated youth next to them.

A bite of vegetables, a bite of meat, a sip of soup, a sip of wine.

The beautiful female educated youth was eager for the letter of introduction that would allow her to return to the city.

Or perhaps it was for a spot at the Workers, Peasants and Soldiers University.

Not one of them was hesitant or awkward.

They fed him with great enthusiasm, one chopstickful at a time and one spoonful at a time!

"Jiajia, you better serve Laiqian well, he's our honored guest. If he doesn't drink enough, it'll all be your fault!"

Director Zhao was embracing a female educated youth, and his hands were wandering off somewhere.

"Don't worry, Director Zhao, I'll definitely take good care of Brother Qian, won't I, Brother Qian..."

Jiajia has a sweet voice, is over 1.5 meters tall, and has an oval face.

Baby face, baby height!

The rest of the place is exceptionally impressive.

They call him Director Zhao on one side, but address each other as brother and sister on the other.

With just a few words, Qian Yunshan was hooked.

"Snap!"

Just as Qian Yunshan was enjoying himself so much that he forgot about home and was preparing to make his move.

The door, wrapped in plastic and covered with a quilt, was pushed open.

Then a bloody pig's head with tusks rushed in.

"Aaaaaah!"

Several loud, explosive sounds rang out, emanating from a woman.

The leaders also got up and hid behind the woman.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they saw the man behind the pig's head!

"Boss, don't be afraid, this is good news! We've caught our first wild boar! Let me boost everyone's morale!!!"

Lu Weiguo smiled and looked at Qian Yunshan.

Upon recognizing the person who approached, Qian Yunshan instantly felt weak... extremely weak.