Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens

At night, Lu Weiguo fought with his "elder brother" and slept later than a dog.

The next morning, in order to get up the mountain as soon as possible, I got up earlier than the chickens!

It's said that tea served after drinking alcohol is not as good as porridge served in the morning.

Before his wife and children woke up, Lu Weiguo cooked the leftover rice from last night into porridge with hot water.

He filled the jar with water again before heading out early.

After the busy farming season when everyone works together, very few people get up this early.

Lu Weiguo originally planned to go up the mountain quietly.

But as soon as he stepped out of the courtyard, he saw Liu's eldest son standing not far away, looking dazed.

"Brother Weiguo, hehe, I want to go up the mountain with you."

Upon seeing Lu Weiguo come out, Liu Dazhuang, wearing floral pants, ran over.

"Huh? You're wearing Ermei's pants again? How did you know I went up the mountain?"

Lu Weiguo looked suspicious. In the two days since his rebirth, his mind had been entirely on his wife and children.

They didn't even go back to their own family.

He did not dispel his wife's thought of committing suicide with the child.

He dared not leave easily.

But why did Liu Dazhuang, my best little brother from my past life, come looking for me first?

"Ermei isn't going out today, so it's my turn to put on my pants. I got caught last night when I went to steal cow dung, Uncle Niu told me."

Liu Dazhuang wiped the snot off his nose with the back of his hand, then wiped it on his pants with a silly look on his face.

Looking at the floral pants that were already reflecting light, Lu Weiguo knew that this silly boy was going to get a lecture from Liu Ermei again that night.

Liu Dazhuang's family was the most miserable family in the whole village.

They were so poor that they only had one pair of pants to wear.

This isn't an adjective; it's something that actually happened.

Every time they go out, the four siblings take turns wearing these floral pants.

Having lost both his parents and having three younger sisters, Liu Dazhuang single-handedly shouldered the burden of the family.

In his past life, when he was addicted to gambling, only Liu Dazhuang tried to persuade him to stop.

The reason why his wife and child froze to death at home was because Liu Dazhuang noticed that there was no smoke coming out of his chimney.

I was thinking of sending some dried cow dung over to help start a fire.

Only then did they discover that Li Xiulian and Jia Cheng and Jia Huan had already left.

"Going up the mountain is dangerous. What will happen to your three younger sisters if something happens to you?"

Lu Weiguo pulled Liu Dazhuang aside, not because he didn't want to take Dazhuang with him.

Rather, it's because his family is truly struggling and can't withstand even the slightest setback.

When Liu Dazhuang's parents passed away, his family disliked him because he was mentally challenged and had three daughters and four children, so they moved his household registration away.

As a result, the four children of the Liu family could not register their household registration in the village, and Liu Dazhuang and Liu Ermei were unable to participate in collective labor after they reached adulthood.

Wild grass and tree bark are everywhere in Northeast China, so it's not hard to get a meal, but those ration coupons that can only be earned through labor are impossible to obtain.

At that time, there was no officially stipulated relief grain.

Liu Dazhuang raised his three younger sisters little by little with his own hands.

"Hehe, with Brother Weiguo here, how could you ignore my three sisters? They're all clamoring to be your concubines!"

"I'm a terrible gambler, I'll sell you off to your sister again!"

"No, I've always believed that Brother Weiguo is a good person. The year my parents died, you were the only one who secretly brought food to the four of us siblings."

Otherwise, how would we have survived to this age? Even if you were to sell the four of us siblings, we would know you have your reasons.

hum!

Looking at Liu Dazhuang's serious expression.

Lu Weiguo's mind exploded instantly; for the first time since his rebirth, he felt recognized.

Back then, he only gave the four Liu siblings some wild vegetable dumplings, which he didn't like, because he felt sorry for them.

I never expected to receive such trust in return.

"OK!"

Lu Weiguo's voice was choked with emotion.

"Come up the mountain with me. Don't worry, I'll make sure you have something to eat; you definitely won't go hungry!"

"I don't believe what others say, but Brother Weiguo has never lied to me."

The two walked one after the other down the cliff behind the mountain.

Talent is something that's simply a gift from God.

The path down the cliff is treacherous, not only steep but also full of thorns.

Liu Dazhuang, being a fool, was afraid of tearing his clothes, so he stripped himself naked.

They couldn't even bear to wear their underwear.

As Dazhuang put it: "If you get a cut on your body, it will heal on its own, but if your clothes get torn, you won't have anything to wear."

If Lu Weiguo hadn't been quite big to begin with, others would have felt inferior seeing Liu Dazhuang's chubby little body.

"My goodness, there are so many mushrooms here! We've made a fortune!"

They descended the cliff covered in mud.

Liu Dazhuang's eyes lit up when he saw the mushrooms covering the hillsides.

He also goes hiking in the mountains on weekdays, collecting things like mushrooms, pine cones, and walnuts.

We'll collect whatever we can.

But I've never seen anything like this, with them everywhere.

"Is this what you call getting rich? When we've saved enough money to get a gun and go hunting in the mountains in winter, that'll be real wealth!"

Lu Weiguo couldn't bear to look directly at Liu Dazhuang's naked bottom, so he pointed to the opposite side and said, "You pick them over there, and remember to pick the medium-sized ones."

Mushrooms grow quickly; let's save the smaller ones for tomorrow or the day after. We can't exhaust our resources.

"Alright, Brother Weiguo is awesome. He speaks in such classical Chinese that I can't understand him at all."

As expected, flattery works on everyone; Lu Weiguo couldn't suppress the smirk on his face.

Lu Weiguo carried a basket on his back, so there was a place to put the mushrooms.

Liu Dazhuang could only lay his clothes flat on the ground, tie his trouser legs together, and send over a little bit at a time as he picked some.

Fortunately, there are plenty of mushrooms here.

In less than a morning, the two of them had filled every place with mushrooms.

However, Lu Weiguo was not so lucky this time.

None of the traps I set the day before yesterday were triggered.

"Brother Weiguo! Come quick, look what's over there!"

Just after Lu Weiguo moved the condom to a different location.

Liu Dazhuang pointed excitedly to a shadowy spot below the cliff.

Lu Weiguo looked in the direction the other was pointing.

There was a half-grown deer-like animal lying in the grass, peacefully taking a nap!

There were no signs of trampling around the animal, so it was clear that it had been lying there for a while.

Even the loud noise from the two people talking and chatting while they were picking mushrooms didn't wake it up.

"Pfft!"

Thinking of this, Lu Weiguo guessed what kind of animal it was!

The Silly Roe Deer, a mythical creature from Northeast China!

No other animal has such a big heart!

Shh! Keep your voice down, we're getting meat for dinner tonight.

Lu Weiguo put down his basket, leaving Liu Dazhuang where he was, and walked over there himself.

The real name of the roe deer is roe deer, but everyone thinks that roe deer is its real name.

It's because this unique animal is genuinely stupid!

The legendary story of "beating the roe deer with a stick" refers to this animal.

Why is it that one animal can so firmly attach the word "stupid" to its head?

There are only a few behaviors it exhibits. One is that after escaping, it will look back. In the mind of the silly roe deer, looking back is a way of judging whether the prey has given up the chase, and it is a sign of its intelligence.

Secondly, they only believe what they see with their eyes. Even if they smell something unusual, as long as they look up and don't see any danger, they assume there is no danger.

After all, the roe deer's nose is too sensitive, and it comes into contact with too many scents, so its brain can't process them all.

Lu Weiguo took advantage of the second point.

No matter how close Lu Weiguo got, he kept walking along the blind spot of this silly roe deer.

Until Lu Weiguo's hands were already on the silly roe deer!

The half-asleep, half-awake roe deer raised its head and kept looking around.

Thinking to myself, "What's touching me? I haven't seen any other animals."

Until I realized there was something behind my head!

Only then did it slowly turn its head and discover that Lu Weiguo had already grabbed it by the scruff of its neck!

But by then, it would be too late to escape.

The silly roe deer jumped up. The silly roe deer is also called the grass flyer. It runs really fast. It has no advantages at all. It is probably so stupid that it would have gone extinct long ago.

However, Lu Weiguo had a firm grip on the powerful hind leg.

It could only move on its front legs, and no matter how much it thrashed about, it couldn't budge an inch.

It seems the silly roe deer has discovered that this method is useless.

Finally, it exploded open its rear end and instantly buried its head in the grass.

This perfectly illustrates the saying, "Out of sight, out of mind." If I can't see you, you won't notice me!