Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens

"Great Immortal! Great Immortal! Don't come any closer! Can't you see it? There's a weasel over there!"

It's staring at me right there! Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer!

They pushed Mrs. Chang into the educated youth settlement.

There were only two policemen guarding Young Master Qian inside the house.

He had originally asked Zhang Dexing to stay with him the whole time.

But ever since he found out that a female educated youth had hanged herself there, this kid has refused to go in no matter what.

"Is he possessed?"

Lu Weiguo glanced at it and asked, "It looks like Old Liu."

"I guess so. It's just my own inner demons. If there really are such great spirits, why didn't they appear during the War of Resistance against Japan?"

Old Liu whispered to Lu Weiguo.

After all, he works within the system, and to be honest, he really doesn't believe in this stuff.

Having a gun in hand keeps you calm.

In his heart, no matter what happens...

If you don't have enough pistols, use submachine guns.

One burst of bullets, and there was nothing left.

"That's stupid. They're too timid to be scared by a weasel with a burning butt."

"What did you say!" Old Liu didn't hear Lu Weiguo's muttered words clearly.

"Nothing was said, but here comes Mrs. Chang, just what I needed."

"oh oh."

Old Liu nodded, took out a pack of cigarettes, and handed one to Lu Weiguo.

The two stood aside and watched the commotion.

"Xiao Lu, go and hold him down."

Once inside, Mrs. Chang observed the house for a while and then asked Lu Baojia to go over first.

According to later generations, this can be considered as becoming an apprentice.

According to the terminology of that era, this was called a helper.

Some of these powerful spirits are quite old, and they always have someone with them to help with the rituals.

Previously, Old Mrs. Chang's helper was Qiu Ling.

Every time Qiu Ling fiddled with those altars, Old Mrs. Chang felt sorry for her. Now, she's got a free laborer.

Lu Baojia is honest and kind; he looks like an obedient and capable person.

Old Mrs. Chang gave an order.

Without saying a word, he endured two slaps from Young Master Qian before he was finally subdued.

Seeing that Young Master Qian was still struggling, Old Mrs. Chang was also tired of listening.

He pulled out a handkerchief from his pocket that he had used for decades and hadn't washed many times, and stuffed it directly into Young Master Qian's mouth.

Lu Weiguo felt nauseous.

You should know that old ladies in this era never used toilet paper.

That handkerchief was used to wipe whatever it could find.

Even when she was little, she had seen Old Mrs. Chang use that handkerchief to wipe Qiu Ling's bottom.

Keep the young master Qian under control.

Mrs. Chang took out a stick of incense from her backpack.

Pull out three sticks and stick them into the ground.

Ignite the lights in the following order: first the center, then the left, and then the right.

The incense stick in the middle represents a deity, the one on the left represents a demon, and the one on the right represents a ghost.

In the absence of wind.

Observe how the incense smoke drifts.

This method was also seen by Lu Weiguo in later generations.

However, thanks to the internet, it was all exposed by netizens.

The difference in the aroma of incense is due to the different materials used to make it.

But in this day and age, there really aren't those complicated and roundabout ways.

Moreover, the incense offerings are all randomly selected.

This piqued Lu Weiguo's curiosity.

I thought that once the incense was lit, things would go straight to the source.

However, no one knows what methods Mrs. Chang used.

When these three incense sticks were first lit, the flames went straight up and down.

But after she repeated the prayer for divine intervention...

The incense in the center immediately turned into mist and dispersed.

The dispersal of the mist signifies the arrival of the White Fairy.

Qiu Ling then began to cooperate, holding the cones in her left and right hands and the drum in her right hand.

Standing behind Mrs. Chang, she jumped around very exaggeratedly!

"Holy crap, what's going on?!"

This was the first time Police Officer Liu had ever seen such a strange incense offering.

He blurted it out without controlling his volume.

"Keep your voice down, don't disturb the immortals! And you, young master from the Lu family, stay away from me, your killing intent is too strong."

"You scared the white fairy off me again!"

Mrs. Chang shouted angrily.

This left Officer Liu in a very awkward position.

The awkward thing wasn't that he had to keep his voice down, but that he didn't have the same murderous aura as Lu Weiguo!

He has killed quite a few people.

He was first a soldier, then a policeman; he didn't get his gun for nothing!

Just after Mrs. Chang finished speaking.

The three incense sticks on the ground immediately changed.

The incense in the middle returned to normal.

But the incense on the left began to rise in a spiral!

"Huh? This isn't a weasel!"

When Mrs. Chang saw the incense, she clenched her fist and used her middle and index fingers to pick up the handkerchief.

Then he punched Young Master Qian in the forehead.

It's the location of the fontanelle in a child's early years.

The eccentric young master Qian immediately quieted down.

However, he was still in a daze, as if he had lost his soul.

"I'm asking you a question!"

Mrs. Chang's voice was loud and clear, with a slight trailing tone, completely different from her usual voice.

"Um."

Young Master Qian gave a rare compliant answer.

"Have you caught or eaten any snakes recently?"

"I've eaten it," Young Master Qian said without hesitation. "Five days ago, I found a frozen white snake in the eastern mountains of the county town. It was over three meters long and as thick as a thigh."

After catching them in the yard, I forgot about them for two days. It wasn't until the third day that I remembered and cooked them.

"During the two days we didn't have food, were there any signs of snakes crawling in the yard?"

"Yes! It happens every day, and there was even a dog that was bitten to death by a snake."

Young Master Qian answered in a very serious manner, just like a robot.

"alright!"

Mrs. Chang tapped his fontanelle again.

Young Master Qian closed his eyes and fainted.

After putting away the incense and sending off the spirits, and shaking her head for a while, Old Mrs. Chang returned to normal.

He turned around and looked at Lu Weiguo and Lao Liu.

He said wearily, "My sage examined him and said it wasn't some weasel spirit causing trouble; he offended the Willow Immortal."

They were originally a pair of white snakes on the verge of immortality, just one more winter away from becoming immortals and being worshipped by people.

As a result, he caused trouble; the female died, and only the male came to take revenge.

"what?"

Police officer Lao Liu was dumbfounded.

He didn't even know that Young Master Qian ate snake meat.

As it turns out, the old lady could tell just by lighting incense?

Lu Weiguo was also extremely surprised at this moment.

What does this have to do with anything?!

What weasel or snake!

How did she know?

If you say there's a weasel's fart smell here, Old Mrs. Chang says it's because weasels are causing trouble.

Lu Weiguo could always find a scientific explanation for it.

But what about the snake?

He knew that Mrs. Chang had always stayed at home and had never been to the county town.

How did she know?

"Master, is there any way to break this?" Old Liu was truly convinced.

He bowed respectfully and said.

"No! You shouldn't worship me while you're carrying that thing. I can't accept it. Besides, I'm not a deity, just an ordinary old lady."

Mrs. Chang turned to the side, refusing to accept Mr. Liu's bow.

Then he pointed to Lu Weiguo and said.

"Simple, no need to break it. Just keep that kid by his side. The evil aura on that child is too strong. In less than three days, that Willow Immortal will leave on his own."