Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens

"It's so late, and we've had enough fun. Let's call it a night. I'll invite you guys over another time!"

Young Master Qian's backside hurts from being the dealer.

They played until late into the night, and some of them were even standing up while playing.

I finally felt a bit tired.

"Young Master Qian is on a winning streak! A few more rounds, please!"

"That's right, you're doing great today. You and our cadres keep winning, you're practically inseparable!"

If you miss this opportunity, you'll never have another chance to have so much fun!

Wang Defa and his friends had lost almost all their money.

I have to win back some of my hard-earned money no matter what.

Even if we don't win against Young Master Qian, we should at least make Zhang Dexing, who organized the game, bleed money!

At this point, they couldn't let the two of them go!

Zhang Dexing arranged all of this, and he also took all the benefits.

We have to collect some interest, no matter what!

"I can't take it anymore, I have to go back to the county tomorrow, I have important business to attend to!"

"But your village is really something, it's a lucky place for me."

Young Master Qian had drunk a bit too much and was feeling dizzy and lightheaded.

And with the room full of men, it felt like something was missing.

"Just two more rounds, just two more, then we'll call it a day!!"

Zhang Dexing had also lost his previous authority.

I know these little brats around me haven't been properly seated!

They can only try to maneuver between the two sides.

"Two rounds it is. If I really can't play anymore, I can play a little longer if I have a few older women with me!"

As soon as the topic of women came up, a burst of lewd laughter filled the room.

Ma Leizi and his companions then started talking about the widows in the village, and even mentioned the pitiful women in the county town.

"Is this for real?"

Upon hearing that those women could be taken home for just three or five yuan, they were immediately intrigued.

Young Master Qian immediately felt a warm current rush down to his crotch, and his whole body felt much more energetic!

"Wait a minute, I'm going to the bathroom. I'll come back and we'll do it three hundred times."

outside the house.

Lu Weiguo and Liu Dazhuang were almost asleep.

Despite the smoky atmosphere inside, they still managed to continue playing.

Aren't they afraid of getting lung cancer?!

"Damn it, they're all such beasts! Why are they still eating and defecating in their own homes? They don't even use the toilet!"

Lu Weiguo teased the weasel in the earthen basket.

This thing is called a great immortal.

Another characteristic is that it is humane.

So in Northeast China, try to avoid provoking this thing if possible.

"Hehe, do weasels eat chickens? I don't think my thing can beat a rooster."

Liu Dazhuang had no idea about these things.

They were only interested in looking at the weasel.

He didn't feel bad about feeding all the bear jerky he had to the weasels.

Just as Lu Weiguo was about to get up to go to the toilet.

Inside the room, the door suddenly creaked open.

The weasel was startled and suddenly realized what was happening.

Lu Weiguo hurriedly squatted down and took out a stick of incense that he always carried with him.

"Dazhuang, quick, light this incense stick and stick it into the weasel's ass!"

"what?"

Liu Dazhuang was taken aback when he heard this, and pitifully started working on the weasel.

"Sorry, Master, just one time, oh dear, please don't fart!"

Although he was a little reluctant, he would still subconsciously obey Lu Weiguo's orders.

Soon, a stick about the length of a little finger was inserted into the weasel's buttocks.

At first, the weasel didn't react much.

But incense burns extremely quickly.

Just as Young Master Qian found an open space, bent down and unzipped his trousers, preparing to relieve himself...

The incense stick burned the weasel's buttocks!

"Squeak! Aww!"

The weasel's call has a unique ethereal quality.

The young master Qian was immediately excited when the floodgates were opened!

The gate tightened, and before he could even pull up his pants, he was looking around with that thing in his hand!

"who!!"

Young Master Qian had also sobered up considerably.

In the countryside at this time, it was already late at night, and there was not a single ray of light.

By the light of the moon, I could only vaguely see a tiny figure wriggling its body not far away.

"What the hell is that?! Don't come any closer! What the hell is that?!"

People who drink alcohol tend to have slower reaction times.

In unfamiliar places, especially in the countryside, the sight of a shadow can trigger a frenzy of shouting and screaming, as if someone were performing a shamanistic ritual.

Even if you don't recognize a weasel, you'll still be terrified.

However, it seemed that even the heavens sensed the wrath of Wong Tai Sin.

The sky was originally clear and the moon was shining brightly.

A wisp of mist drifted in from afar.

Hearing the sound, the weasel also ran towards Young Master Qian's direction.

As it ran, its little paws tried to wipe away the pain from its bottom.

This scene is almost as spectacular as the legendary opening of the gates of the underworld!

"Young Master Qian! What's wrong!"

Inside the house, several people who heard the commotion ran out.

But as soon as he reached the door, the light from inside the house shone directly on the wriggling weasel.

To say that Ma Leizi and his gang were fearless and reckless.

He beats his parents and curses them, acting like he's the king of heaven.

But when it comes to this crucial period...

In particular, I saw the yellow weasel, a creature from the legends of Northeast China.

No one would continue to act foolishly.

"That...that...that's Wong Tai Sin!!"

"Weasel, no! Great Immortal, Great Immortal Weasel is demanding a title, no! It's Great Immortal Weasel coming to collect a debt!"

"Who! Who has offended Wong Tai Sin? Kneel down now!!!"

The group, who were already quite drunk, seemed to recall all the wrong things they had done in the first half of their lives.

Amidst the mist, Wong Tai Sin performed a ritual.

It was accompanied by that piercing scream.

Besides Zhang Dexing, even Wang Defa was so frightened that his legs went weak and he sat down on the ground.

They were practically begging to kowtow to that Weasel spirit.

As for the young master Qian, who couldn't walk, he was so frightened by the sight of the locals that he knelt down.

The gate that had just been closed could no longer be controlled.

A small stream of water sprayed out.

They scrambled and crawled towards the house.

"Ah! What the heck? I... I'm a good person, Wong Tai Sin, I... I'm just from out of town, don't bother me if you need anything!!"

Young Master Qian shouted as he climbed.

The others went on to recount the wrong things they had done!

Things like the Weasel spirit appearing, or the weasel coming to abduct people.

Even the three police officers next door were awakened.

"puff!!"

Just as Young Master Qian was about to climb back into the house.

The weasel finally couldn't take it anymore and sprayed a huge, stinky fart into the house!

The fog is white.

But the fart was yellow.

The group watched as a foul-smelling yellow gas rushed towards them.

He slapped his legs hard, which wouldn't move.

I was thinking of trying my best to stand up.

But it was all too late.

A gust of north wind blew in.

In an instant, the smell of feces and urine filled my body, and fear gripped me.

Along with Young Master Qian, he vomited his entire life, spraying everywhere.

Young Master Qian then vomited into his urine.

Unable to bear the filthy environment, he closed his small eyes and fainted completely at the doorway.

"Holy crap! It stinks! You guys pooped on yourselves."

As soon as Officer Liu opened the door, he was instantly stunned by the fumes.

I didn't want to go forward, so I just watched the few people in the yellow mist.

The weasel farted and has already disappeared.

The other two police officers covered their mouths and noses.

It feels like my worldview has been completely reshaped.

I've seen people play cards in the middle of the night, but I've never seen them vomiting and having diarrhea together.

It even started to emit a thin mist!

What kind of exciting games do people in the countryside play?