Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens
Chapter 103 A complete idiot hitting a moron, a free win!
"Young man, let's stop this nonsense, okay? It was wrong of us to kill the sika deer, but since we're here on the mountain now, you have to come with us."
Don't be nervous, it's just a formality, and we'll even provide meals.
"By the way! Aren't you from a nearby village? Are you familiar with this forest? You could show us around and see if there are any Tibetan settlements."
After calming down Young Master Qian, Officer Liu then began to use a combination of kindness and threats to deceive Lu Weiguo.
"I'm being provided with meals? I did nothing wrong, don't accuse me. I'm doing this for the development of the commune. Besides, going up the mountain isn't illegal, and there's no mountain closure."
Lu Weiguo knew all too well what the public security system was like at that time.
After all, it hasn't been established for long, and the internal system is still quite chaotic.
In many places, the public security officers are actually militia members, recruited directly from within the security teams.
Once you're in the police station, they'll beat you up even if you don't admit you're wrong.
This made the fight even more intense.
"Okay, okay, that's right! That's right! Then cooperate with us and look for people in the mountains. If you can keep up with the sika deer, finding someone shouldn't be too difficult, right?"
Old Liu, the police officer, kept observing Lu Weiguo's expression as if he were referring to something.
"That's not difficult. Just look at the footprints. Let me tell you, sika deer are actually the hardest to catch. They leave no trace in the snow, you know?"
This is what I'm talking about.
Lu Weiguo got up and released the sika deer that had stepped into the trap.
He said this while bandaging the sika deer's legs.
This is the third function of leg wraps; otherwise, it wouldn't be appropriate to wear leg wraps when going up a mountain.
"Oh? 'Leaving no trace in the snow'? You've been to school?"
It seems that Officer Liu has overheard something incriminating.
"I dropped out of junior high school. You can't learn as much as you work in school. It's all a lie."
I heard this from the hunters in the village before. Look at the hooves of this sika deer.
It's not that walking on the snow leaves no footprints, but rather that the unique structure of these hooves allows them to leave marks when taken out of the snow.
It can cause nearby snow to collapse into the footprints.
Aside from experienced hunters, they simply cannot detect it.
Lu Weiguo didn't respond, his expression only about 80% similar to Liu Dazhuang's, perfectly embodying the essence of a fool.
"So you're considered experienced then?"
"That's not really true. It's just that I didn't go to school much from a young age, so I have a bit more experience than those who did go to school, hehehe, okay."
As Lu Weiguo finished bandaging the sika deer, he patted its rump.
"Hurry up and don't step on the traps again. If you do it again, I'll really have to open a deer farm to raise you all."
Practice makes perfect, and Lu Weiguo wanted to put on an act as if this was how feelings were built.
"Oh? You're not going to take him back?"
Old Liu, the police officer, always felt that something was off about Lu Weiguo, but he just couldn't put his finger on it.
All I could do was keep asking.
What he didn't know was that this was all a spur-of-the-moment plan by Lu Weiguo.
People are easiest to deceive when they are on guard.
People only trust strangers when they believe they are the smartest and in control of everything.
Because he trusts himself, not others.
"Catch them back? It's not that simple. Even wild boars need to be mated with a domestic pig to keep them in check."
With animals like sika deer, which have a strong temperament, if you don't build a bond with them and just capture them and take them back, you'll just get angry and die.
Believe it or not, even the biggest one won't live long if you just catch it and take it back.
"Let me tell you, it's only because this female sika deer has a calf that she survives. Otherwise, if that idiot hadn't been beaten to death by her husband, this female wouldn't have lived for more than a few days."
Anyone with eyes can see that Young Master Qian is the boss, after all, he is the one in charge.
However, Lu Weiguo still pointed at the boy's nose and called him an idiot.
Police officer Lao Liu was truly impressed.
It's now certain that Lu Weiguo is an idiot.
"Fuck you, you country bumpkin!"
"Fuck you!! Try saying another word like that!!!"
Young Master Qian had someone blocking his way, but Lu Weiguo didn't.
The man surnamed Qian had just spoken.
Lu Weiguo went up and kicked him.
Fortunately, a young policeman was quick-witted and blocked the kick with his hand; otherwise, Lu Weiguo's kick would have definitely hit the man surnamed Qian in the groin.
. . . . . . .
"Hey big oaf, did you get this? Go find the village chief, and leave the rest to me."
We're almost at the foot of the mountain.
Zhao Jiaying gave the instructions again.
"Okay, I got it. You're not smart either, just like me. Don't forget that."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Jiaying nearly fainted from shock.
"I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid at all. You go ahead, I'll go tell my sister-in-law first."
After Zhao Jiaying finished speaking, she started jogging.
Liu Dazhuang was holding dried meat, flatbread, and the pheasant in his hand.
I feel like I've forgotten something.
Recalling what Lu Weiguo instructed, it seems I haven't forgotten anything.
But why do I have so many things in my hands?
Since nobody else wants it, he'll eat it.
Going up and down the mountain is the most physically demanding part.
Inside the cave, Zhang Benmo wiped the traces from the corner of his mouth.
I sneezed more than ten times in a row.
"Who's going to yell at me...? Who?! Who's going to bring me some food...?"
That stuff tastes so bitter!
When Zhao Jiaying arrived at the Lu family's residence, she recounted the events to Li Xiulian.
Before Li Xiulian could react...
Zhao Yangyang, who had just woken up, hurriedly ran out while fastening the buttons on his chest.
"Xiulian, I'll stay home and look after the kids. Go find Uncle Niu and have him send the girl back!"
Li Xiulian still didn't react.
"Oh dear, Xiulian, this isn't the time to worry about Lu Weiguo, but to do as he says."
He told Jiaying to go find her father, and we'll help Jiaying get home. Hurry up, I'll watch the child for you, it'll be fine~~
Upon hearing this, Li Xiulian nodded to Zhao Yangyang: "It's a good thing you're here. What would I do without you? I'll go first, you watch the house for me."
Moved and grateful.
Li Xiulian can no longer live without Zhao Yangyang.
In contrast, Zhao Yangyang collapsed onto the ground after Li Xiulian left.
How could she not worry about Lu Weiguo? She had a twisted obsession with him.
However, she knew that she couldn't let her man down at crucial moments.
Even if he makes a mistake, you have to stay strong and wait until things have calmed down before reflecting on it.
. . . . .
"What the hell, a deer farm? When did I say that?"
Huang Guangzu was dumbfounded by what Liu Dazhuang said.
"Brother Weiguo said you said it, so you said it."
Liu Dazhuang ignored everything else and kept emphasizing the matter at hand.
"Holy crap, what do you mean?"
"Those golden beans..."
"I told you! I really told you! Weiguo is such a good comrade, wholeheartedly contributing to the brigade!!!"
Aunt Huang walked over at this moment and looked at the two of them with curiosity.
"What the hell are these gold beans? What are you two talking about?"
Huang Guangzu was so frightened by those words that his legs almost went weak.
Liu Dazhuang reacted quickly, asking Aunt Huang, "Where's the outhouse? I need to poop."
In some rural areas, a child's poop is also called "golden beans".
"That's poop, you idiot, the toilet's over there!" Aunt Huang said with a look of disgust.
In contrast, Huang Guangzu took a deep breath.
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