The Great Ming Demon Pill: Your Majesty, please address me as the Crown Prince!

Just then, Zhu Zhanqi walked in from outside the door, and everyone was startled as soon as he entered.

Zhu Zhanqi's eyes were dark, as if he had been punched, and he looked rather listless, unlike his usual energetic self.

Upon seeing this, Zhu Zhanjun immediately jumped up from his seat, strode over to Zhu Zhanqi, and frowned, asking, "Second Brother, what happened to you? Who did you fight with? Who dared to bully you?"

Zhu Yi, Li Heng, and others also gathered around, asking questions all at once:

"Yeah, Zhanqi, your eyes..."

"Who did this? We brothers will find out for you!"

Zhu Zhanqi forced a smile and waved his hand.

"Damn it, this is really bad luck."

"I was thinking the other day that since your 'Azure Phoenix' business is so booming, I'll go check out the newly opened branch in the west of the city and maybe help promote it a bit to boost its popularity."

Everyone nodded.

They did that too.

Zhu Zhanqi continued.

"That day, as soon as the shop opened, a young man in a blue long gown came in and said he wanted to try riding it."

"I thought that when you're in business, you have to build a good reputation, so I politely picked out a mid-range car for him to test drive."

"That guy rode it out for a long ride, came back, put the bike down, clapped his hands and said it was nothing special, then turned around and left without paying a single penny!"

Zhu Yi interjected, "That's not surprising; there are always people who don't buy."

Zhu Zhanqi stamped his foot: "It's not surprising!"

"The most infuriating part is yet to come!"

"I told you that our store's rule is that each person can only test drive once, because we're afraid that everyone will come and ride for free, which would interfere with our legitimate business."

"And guess what happened?"

"Less than half an incense stick's time later, that fellow came again!"

"This time he changed into coarse cloth clothes, messed up his hair, and even stuck on two fake mustaches, pretending to be a middle-aged man, and in a gruff voice, he wanted to try riding again!"

Li Heng's eyes widened: "Huh? You can do that?"

Zhu Zhanqi sighed.

That's what I thought at the time too.

I was so angry!

"If you don't want to buy it, then don't buy it."

"It's one thing to say the car is bad, but another."

"Why change your clothes and then ride again?"

"I recognized him immediately by his build and the way he walked!"

"At that time, a lot of people had already gathered in the store to watch the commotion. I didn't want to expose them on the spot, lest it cause a scene and make things look bad. I was still angry, so I let him try it again."

"That guy, he went on another crazy ride, came back, parked his bike, muttered something about not being satisfied, and then sped off again!"

Zhang Mao was both amused and exasperated: "Just how much does this person love White Rider?"

Zhu Zhanqi said excitedly.

"This isn't over yet!"

A little while later, while I was talking to the shopkeeper, a woman gracefully walked in through the door!

"She was wearing a ruqun (a traditional Chinese dress), her hair was styled in a bun, her face was powdered, and she spoke in a high-pitched voice."

"But that face of his looks exactly like that guy who just got a freebie."

Liu Zhong slapped his forehead.

"I get it, he disguised himself as a woman and came to test ride again?"

Li Heng, Zheng Yu, and the others exchanged bewildered glances.

Can you do this?

That's so sexy.

"Of course! That's what I think too."

Zhu Zhanqi said dejectedly.

"I was thinking to myself, this kid is even imitating the White Bone Demon, sometimes he's old, sometimes he's young, and sometimes he's a woman."

"This is absolutely inhuman."

He even walked up to me and said in a sweet voice, "Young man, this young lady would also like to try out this novel vehicle, could you please do me a favor?"

"My anger instantly surged to the top of my head!"

"Once or twice is one thing, but they're really pushing their luck and never letting this go? Do they really think the Azure Phoenix Bicycle is easy to bully?"

Hearing this, Zhu Zhanjun roughly understood and replied, "So, Second Brother, you couldn't hold back and made a move?"

Zhu Zhanqi sighed repeatedly.

"I couldn't resist."

"I gritted my teeth and thought, since you insist on pretending, I'll expose you right there and then let everyone see what kind of person you really are!"

"I rushed forward, reached out and grabbed the 'woman's' collar, yelling, 'Still pretending? Tear off your fake beard and wig!'"

"Who knew that the guy would be so dramatic? Even with his clothes torn off, he started screaming: 'Indecent assault! Help! Someone is bullying a weak woman in broad daylight!' His voice was so high-pitched and thin, it really did sound a bit like a real woman."

"The onlookers were all stunned and started pointing and whispering."

"I was furious. I felt that this scoundrel was not only taking advantage of me for free, but also trying to smear my reputation. So I tightened my grip and tried to pull off his outer shirt to see if he was wearing men's clothes underneath."

Hearing this, Zhu Yi couldn't help but interject, "And then what? Did they really take it down?"

Zhu Zhanqi said with a mournful face, "They did strip me a little, but before I could even get a good look, two men suddenly rushed into the shop. They looked exactly like the two men who test-rode the bikes before!"

"One was dressed in a blue robe, the other in coarse cloth. They pointed at me and cursed, 'You lecherous scoundrel! How dare you humiliate my sister in public!'"

"I was completely dumbfounded. Where the hell did these two come from?!"

"The 'woman' hid behind them, covering her face and sobbing, looking as if she had suffered a great injustice."

"The onlookers were immediately in uproar, all saying that I had behaved improperly."

"I'm speechless. I tried to explain that I thought they were the same person in disguise, but who the hell knew they were siblings? They look alike!"

"As a result, they came to me demanding an explanation, and in the chaos, someone punched me in the eye socket, which is why I'm like this now."

Everyone was stunned and looked at each other in disbelief.

Li Heng stammered, "So...so...it wasn't one person who changed outfits three times, but rather...the three siblings took turns trying out the ride?"

Zhu Zhanqi nodded in deep agreement.

"yes."

Everyone: "..."

No wonder he got beaten up.

He groped that girl quite a bit.

After hearing this, Zhu Zhanjun chuckled, patted his second brother on the shoulder, and teased, "Second brother, wouldn't you be getting a great deal?"

"Didn't that girl fall for you because of that 'one-time encounter' and start pursuing you?"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Zhanqi's lips twitched, and he covered his eyes, saying irritably, "You chased after them! Why didn't you?"

"That young woman somehow pulled out a kitchen knife, grabbed her skirt, and chased after me, shouting, 'You lecherous scoundrel, don't run away!' She chased me for two whole blocks!"

"If I hadn't run fast, I wouldn't just have bruises around my eyes now; I'd probably have more holes in my body!"

Upon hearing this, everyone was taken aback at first, and then burst into laughter.

It took a while before everyone stopped.

Zhu Yi said with a smile.

"What a stroke of luck!"

"Hey Qi, why didn't you reveal your identity and win over this young lady?"

Zhu Zhanqi shook his head.

"Forget it, I'm not good at picking up girls."

"If not handled properly, it can easily cause a lot of trouble."

Li Heng chuckled.

"Brother Qi, you should learn from His Highness."

"He's incredibly skilled at dealing with women."

"I didn't see that Miss Hu. She was originally going to see the Crown Princess, but His Highness intercepted her."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Zhu Zhanqi's gaze fell on Zhu Zhanjun, and he chuckled.

"Third brother, can you teach me a skill?"

"How can I make the person I like, hehe, lie softly in my arms?"

Everyone stared wide-eyed at Zhu Zhanjun, their faces filled with earnest curiosity.

Zhu Zhanjun said solemnly.

"Want her to lie softly in your arms? That's easy!"

"All we need to do is examine her frontal bone, parietal bone, temporal bone, occipital bone, sphenoid bone, ethmoid bone, maxilla, mandible, nasal bone, lacrimal bone, zygomatic bone, palatine bone..."

"All 206 bones, including the cervical vertebrae, thoracic vertebrae, lumbar vertebrae, sacrum, talus, calcaneus, navicular bone, cuboid bone, metatarsals, phalanges, ossicles, and hyoid bone, can be removed."

[Ding! You have obtained a Prismatic Treasure Chest!]

Zhu Yi, Li Heng, Zheng Yu, Liu Zhong, Zhang Mao: "..."

Zhu Zhanqi: "..."

Holy crap, they want someone soft and cuddly, not rotten and mushy.

Zhu Zhanjun patted Zhu Zhanqi on the shoulder.

"Second brother, have you learned it?"

Zhu Zhanqi looked embarrassed.

"I've learned it."

"However, I still think it's best not to show it to you."

"Otherwise, wouldn't that be like showing off in front of Lao Ai—like trying to teach a fish to swim?"

Zhu Zhanjun: "?"

Where did TM learn this proverb?