American comics: Incredible comprehension, hand-crafted forbidden spells

That's terrifying!

It was so angry that even the tip of its tail was trembling.

He looked down at the two broken teeth on the ground, stained with blood, and then at Lin Jie, who was chatting and laughing with Stark and Wanda in the distance. A wave of bitterness welled up in his heart.

To help you hold off Ultron, I was used as a punching bag inside that broken glass enclosure! A large portion of my scales were blasted off!

Even though I only did it to deceive you and steal your Infinite Stones, I still put in some effort, right?

Now that you've won, you're all praising each other as heroes while I'm left to gather dust in a corner of the ruins?

Is there any justice in this world?!

Thanos grew increasingly frustrated, so he simply turned his head away, closed his eyes, and pretended to be dead, hoping to avoid seeing or hearing about it.

I don't know how much time had passed, but suddenly I heard a smug voice in my ear.

"Hey, big snake, what are you doing curled up here? You don't seem very happy looking at you."

Thanos suddenly opened his eyes.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Lin Jie's smiling face right in front of me.

Thanos's nameless anger suddenly surged up.

Unhappy? You'd be locked in a cage and kicked around like a ball, your teeth would break, how could you possibly be happy?!

I wish I could bite your neck off right now!

but……

Thanos roared madly in his mind for a long time, but his body remained completely still.

He wouldn't dare!

Let's see what I've been through since I started following this living devil.

His beloved double-edged sword was broken in two, and his personal floating throne was stolen by his apprentice.

He, the mighty overlord of the universe, was not only turned into a long worm by altering reality, but was also treated like a pet and ordered around!

If you want to be a pet, at least provide food and lodging, right?

The results of it?

I sleep outside the doorway every day, using it as a carpet.

When danger strikes, they even have to carry bombs and bite robots for their owners!

This isn't being treated like a pet, it's being treated like a laborer!

Thanos swallowed a mouthful of bloody saliva, forcing all his grievances and anger down his throat.

He knew that he was now a snake.

If he dared to bare his teeth at Lin Jie, and returned to Kamar-Taj, that bald old hag, the Ancient One, would definitely start cooking him into a pot of snake soup!

To survive and obtain the Infinity Stones, I must endure!

Thanos took a deep breath and tried to widen his vertical pupils.

He forced a harmless expression and stared at Lin Jie expectantly.

"See? I told you I was overthinking it. You're clearly quite happy!" Lin Jie looked at Thanos's "bright and sparkling" eyes and smiled with satisfaction, then casually ruffled Thanos's bald head a couple of times.

Thanos: "..."

I'm happy, you son of a bitch!

Although Thanos was cursing Lin Jie's entire family in his mind, he appeared very obedient and nodded frantically on the surface, even rubbing his head against Lin Jie's trouser leg.

There's no other way; when living under someone else's roof, acting skills have to be on point.

At this moment, Wanda and Stark also came over.

The visually striking giant python was actually acting like a puppy, cuddling at Lin Jie's feet. Wanda couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, "Lin Jie, to be honest, this is the first time I've ever seen someone keep a snake as a pet. Aren't snakes cold-blooded animals? I've heard they can't be tamed at all."

Stark chimed in, "That's right, there's an Eastern fairy tale called 'The Farmer and the Snake.' That kind of thing is ruthless and doesn't discriminate. But..."

Stark changed the subject, looking at Lin Jie teasingly, "Your worm is so clingy! Is this the charm of a mage? Did you cast some kind of loyalty spell on it?"

Listening to the two exclaiming in unison, Wanda looked at Lin Jie with even more admiration and curiosity.

Lin Jie shrugged and casually made up a story: "I picked this snake up by the roadside. Although it's quite big, it's not very bright, kind of silly and cute. I think its personality is more like a destructive husky than a snake."

Thanos: "..."

You're the stupid one! Your whole family is like a Siberian Husky!

Thanos didn't know what breed of dog a husky was, but it didn't sound like a nice word.

He was furious.

I've been enduring this humiliation and playing the subservient fool, and you're using me as a tool to pick up girls and show off?!

"But seriously," Stark carefully examined Thanos's charred scales, "your pet is definitely no ordinary snake. It took so many pulse cannon shots from Ultron in the Mirror Dimension; even an elephant would have been reduced to ashes by now. It only lost a few scales; its skin is incredibly thick."

Thanos shed bitter tears in his heart.

Thick my ass!

My whole body aches right now!

You try taking a few shots!

Seeing how docile this enormous creature was in front of Lin Jie, Wanda's courage grew.

She took a step forward, her big, watery eyes looking at Lin Jie, and asked expectantly, "Lin Jie, it's so well-behaved, can I pet it?"

Women are always powerless against creatures with such unexpected and endearing contrasts.

"Feel free to pet it, it has a very good temperament and never bites."

Lin Jie readily agreed, and casually kicked Thanos, saying, "Right, Thanos?"

Thanos: "..."

I don't bite?! I just broke two of my venomous fangs!

Looking at Wanda's slender, fair hand reaching out.

Thanos froze.

He is the supreme ruler of the universe, second only to the emperor.

Now we're reduced to being treated like pet dogs, with people lining up to pet our heads?!

What a disgrace! An utter disgrace!

However, upon seeing Lin Jie's ambiguous smile, Thanos gritted his remaining molars and crushed them.

He lowered his noble head, closed his eyes, and let Wanda's hand gently stroke his forehead.

"Wow, its scales are so smooth! You've trained it so well!" Wanda exclaimed in delight.

Thanos swore an oath to the heavens in his heart.

Lin Jie, you just wait!

Once I get my hands on the Infinite Stones, I'll make you suffer a fate worse than death!