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Chapter 147 Roasted Snake Meat Stuns Everyone! Thanos Acts Cute to Survive!
Lin Jie deactivated the mirror space, looked at Thanos on the ground who was blasted to a crisp, and shook his head helplessly.
At this moment, Thanos had a thousand curses in his mind, but he didn't know whether he should say them or not.
What does it mean to play with other people's things?
I want to assassinate you!
The power of these high-explosive arrows is truly impressive.
Although Thanos used to be tough and resilient, he now has a snake's body, which greatly reduces his defensive capabilities. The explosion hurt so much that tears almost streamed down his face.
What made Thanos most desperate was that not only did the assassination fail, but this time he was completely exposed!
As expected, everyone in the conference room was completely dumbfounded.
Stark crawled out from under the table, dusted himself off, and pointed at the roasted snake on the ground with a look of astonishment: "Lin Jie, why... did your snake suddenly explode?"
Lin Jie spread his hands innocently, indicating that he was also puzzled.
Hawkeye stared intently at Thanos, his eyes filled with vigilance: "What kind of monster have you been raising?"
Even Nick Fury, who had remained calm throughout, showed a look of shock in his remaining single eye: "Your pet is just as mysterious as you are."
Nick Fury's words were loaded with meaning, clearly indicating his doubt about the snake's origin.
S.H.I.E.L.D. maintains a high level of vigilance towards all supernatural beings.
Black Widow also stood up from the ground, still gripping her gun tightly, and stared at Thanos, asking, "Does it also have superpowers? A self-destruct ability?"
Thanos: "..."
Your snake would explode! I got blown up!
Thanos roared inwardly, feeling his intelligence had been severely insulted.
Stark, his imagination running wild, walked over to Lin Jie and began to analyze: "Lin Jie, you said before that you picked up this snake from space. Being able to survive in the vacuum of space, it's definitely not an ordinary creature. Could it be an advanced extraterrestrial life form? That's why it possesses explosive energy?"
Thanos: "..."
I can break a boulder on my chest, you believe it or not?!
Thanos just wants to crawl into a hole right now.
He, the mighty overlord of the universe, was being studied here by these Earthlings as a mutated worm capable of self-destruction.
What devastated him even more was that he looked up at Lin Jie.
The kid stood there unharmed, not even a single hair on his head was disheveled!
He himself was blown up and covered in wounds, and his tail was in excruciating pain.
They tried to steal a chicken but ended up losing the rice instead!
But now is not the time to lose your temper.
There were still fragments of the blasted arrow stuck in his tail. If these people noticed anything amiss, he would be unable to hide his theft of the bow and arrows forever.
Thanos endured the excruciating pain, straining his eyes to look wide open, feigning a pitiful and innocent expression as he stared longingly at Lin Jie.
Although he secretly wished he could devour Lin Jie alive, on the surface, he had to be a docile and harmless pet snake.
Just as Thanos was putting on a show, Black Widow suddenly slapped her thigh, as if she had remembered something.
"Wait!" Black Widow's gaze swept over the crowd. "Did you all hear that 'beep beep beep' sound before the snake exploded?"
The moment those words were spoken, the air in the conference room fell silent.
Everyone was recalling the details of what had just happened.
Upon hearing this, Thanos's heart clenched, and all the scales on his body stood on end.
He instinctively tucked his injured tail even deeper under his belly.
"Natasha, what are you trying to say?"
Hawkeye frowned and asked.
Black Widow's eyes flashed with anger as she pointed at Hawkeye: "Your high-explosive arrows made that sound before they detonated. Where's your arrow?"
Thanos: "..."
That meddlesome woman!
shut your mouth!
Thanos was sweating profusely with anxiety. If he had hands, he would have rushed over and covered Black Widow's mouth right now.
Upon hearing this, Hawkeye immediately realized what was going on.
He suddenly looked down at his empty desk.
"My bow and arrows are gone!"
Hawkeye shouted, his gaze instantly locking onto Thanos at Lin Jie's feet.
Thanos panicked completely. Forgetting all about his snake dignity, he started shaking his head frantically on the ground, trying to prove that he hadn't done it.
Hawkeye doesn't care about any of that.
His bow and arrows were his lifeblood, and now they had been stolen right there at S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters—it was an utter disgrace.
He strode towards Thanos, ready to personally search him: "Did your snake steal my bow and arrows?"
Hawkeye was getting closer and closer.
Thanos panicked.
If he finds the arrow fragment on the tail, everything will be over!
In desperation, Thanos suddenly straightened up and opened his blood-red maw at Hawkeye, who was walking towards him.
Hiss—roar!
The giant python, as thick as a water bucket, suddenly attacked, its enormous mouth, large enough to easily swallow an adult's head, almost within reach.
Hawkeye shuddered in fright and stopped abruptly in his tracks.
Although he was a seasoned agent, his instinctive fear prevented him from taking another step forward in the face of such a visually striking giant beast.
"The giant serpent."
Just as the atmosphere was becoming increasingly tense, Lin Jie spoke up casually.
That call was like pressing the pause button on Thanos.
The giant python, which had been ferocious and ready to devour people just moments before, instantly retracted its fangs.
It obediently lowered its head, like a husky that had made a mistake, and quietly curled up at Lin Jie's feet, even rubbing against Lin Jie's trouser leg in a flattering manner.
The speed at which they changed their expressions was astonishing.
Stark stared in disbelief, then couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "My God, your pet is so obedient! This is the first time I've ever seen such a human-like snake."
Thanos: "..."
I don't want to obey! But I don't want to be put in the hot pot!
Thanos was extremely frustrated, but he couldn't utter a single word.
Lin Jie casually reached out and touched Thanos's enormous snake head, then smiled and said to Hawkeye, "My pet may have a bit of a temper, but it's absolutely obedient. We at Kamar-Taj don't care about anything from S.H.I.E.L.D., so we definitely won't take it."
After a pause, Lin Jie looked at Nick Fury and Stark: "Since we've agreed to use EMP, I'll be leaving now. I'll go directly to Sokovia to find you tomorrow. Remember, have the EMP bombs ready."
After saying that, Lin Jie made a single gesture in the air.
The golden portal opened instantly.
Lin Jie, leading Thanos who was still questioning his existence, strode inside.
In the conference room, only the Avengers remained, looking at each other in bewilderment.
Thanos was still in shock when the portal disappeared.
He is the supreme ruler of the universe.
He actually got his head patted by some Earthling kid...?!
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