Are you kidding me?! The boss of the Hell Dungeon is a loli!
Chapter 52 A Feast at Hongmen? Lolo's gone to a buffet!
"System, if I get to the Abyss Headquarters, will I still be able to use the teleportation function of Red Moon Castle?" Jiang Luo asked.
If the teleportation function works properly, even if she encounters danger at the Abyss headquarters, she can forcibly return by teleportation to ensure her safety.
[Host, please note that the Abyss Headquarters' level and permissions are too high, and its location is too far away, so the teleportation function is unavailable.]
Jiang Luo was so angry that she stomped her feet.
o(▼皮▼メ;)o
"Your broken system always brags about how amazing it is, but when it really matters, it can't even teleport! What good are you to me, Lolo?!"
[Host, don't worry! The system shop has thoughtfully prepared an SS-level forced teleportation scroll for you, ignoring all spatial barriers and directly transporting you to your target location. Limited-time special offer: only 10,000 terror points!]
Jiang Luo listened to the obsequious mechanical voice in his mind and wished he could drag the system out and beat it up.
"Ten thousand fear points? Why don't you just rob someone? Lolo just bought the sickle and hasn't even had a chance to use it yet, and you're already eyeing Lolo's wallet!"
[Invest 10,000 points of terror in exchange for a whole hall of high-level, bizarre terror points from the Abyss Headquarters. No matter how you look at it, this is a guaranteed win for the host. Are you sure you want to give up this terror point feast?]
Jiang Luo bit down on the shark's tiny sharp teeth, her heart aching with heartache.
"Buy, buy, buy! Hurry up and get it for Luo Luo. If we don't make back our investment in the city center, Luo Luo will dismantle you and sell you for scrap metal when she gets back!"
[10,000 points of panic have been deducted. An SS-level forced teleportation scroll has been issued. Enjoy your meal, host.]
A golden talisman covered with twisted runes appeared out of thin air in Jiang Luo's hand.
Jiang Luo stuffed the talisman into the pocket of her Gothic Lolita dress.
That's it.
At the very least, it can guarantee your own safety.
But somehow...
Has this lousy system started talking more lately?
I didn't think much of it.
Jiang Luo turned to look at his subordinates in the hall.
"Lolo is going to have a buffet in the city center tomorrow."
Jiang Luo, barefoot, stood on the soft wool carpet, hands on his hips, looking down at the several high-level eerie beings in the hall.
Yun Yi toyed with a rusty scalpel in his hand, a thick, dark resentment swirling in his eyes. He leaned closer. "Luo Luo, it's too dangerous for you to go alone. Those old monsters in the city center are ruthless and heartless. How about Mom goes with you to skin them and make kites?"
Jiang Luo quickly waved her hand in refusal.
How can she pretend to be weak and deceive others to gain fear points if she brings Yun Yi along?
"Someone needs to look after the house. Alice from the Red Moon Library only knows how to read all day long, and Vivian just hides in her room and cries. Lolo only trusts her mother to take care of the house."
Jiang Luo blinked her big, watery eyes and started acting cute.
Yun Yi was immediately overwhelmed with maternal love by the word "Mom".
He nodded repeatedly, promising to guard the castle to the death and never let any outsiders set foot inside.
Stella, not wanting to be left out, moved closer, the huge silver scissors in her hand rubbing together, producing a piercing spark.
"Master, please take Stella with you. Stella can be your footrest, and if you encounter any dirty things, Stella will cut their intestines into pieces and feed them to the dog!"
Jiang Luo kicked Stella in the face as a verbal warning.
"You stay here and clean up for Lolo. If Lolo comes back and finds even a speck of dust on the floor, gouge your eyeballs out and use them as marbles!"
Elizabeth stood at the top of the stairs, her mechanical eyes flashing red as she reported on the defense progress.
"My lord, please rest assured, the highest defense protocol of Red Moon Castle has been activated. Any illegal intruder will be cut to pieces."
After making the arrangements, Jiang Luo yawned.
Little White is still resting in the shadows, and we don't know when it will wake up, so let's keep it with us for now.
(๑ • ̀ ㅂ • ́) و✧
……
The next morning, Jiang Luo changed into a brand new black Gothic Lolita dress and stood in the withered woods outside the castle, stamping her feet.
"What does this mean? The invitation Old Deng gave us didn't even have any teleportation coordinates!"
Jiang Luo puffed out her cheeks angrily, crumpled the black and gold envelope in her hands into a ball, and threw it on the ground.
Walking to the city center would mean crossing at least half of the eerie world, and for this frail little girl who is less than 1.52 meters tall, walking that distance would probably leave her exhausted and falling apart on the spot.
Jiang Luo felt a surge of powerless rage within her.
[The system has detected that the host is experiencing travel difficulties. Therefore, a direct teleportation service package to the city center is available. Package One, a luxurious first-class painless teleportation, requires 5,000 terror points; Package Two, an economy-class blind box teleportation, requires only 2,000 terror points.]
The mechanical voice in his mind carried a strong smell of shrewd businessmanship, making Jiang Luo almost grind his teeth to dust.
o(▼皮▼メ;)o
"Why don't you just rob someone, you money-grabbing piece of junk system? Lolo just spent 10,000 terror points on that crappy teleportation talisman yesterday, and now you have to pay a toll just to go out!"
[Host, please spend wisely. Heading to the city center is a terrifying experience, but this is definitely a steal – you'll turn a bicycle into a motorcycle!]
Jiang Luo rolled her eyes, looked at the balance on the panel with heartache, and made a compromise.
"I'll send Lolo two thousand blind boxes via teleportation. If you dare send Lolo into a cesspool, I'll uninstall you and sell you for scrap metal when I get back!"
[Deducting 2000 points of panic, the blind box teleportation array has been activated.]
A crimson teleportation array lit up beneath my feet, accompanied by a buzzing sound of electricity that slid through my eardrums.
After the dizzying sensation of spatial distortion subsided, Jiang Luo opened his eyes and found himself standing in a dirty, narrow, dark alley.
The surrounding area reeked of a mixture of rotting flesh and sewer stench, and even the walls were covered with wriggling black tumors.
Jiang Luo carried the tattered bear out of the dark alley and saw a bustling street outside that reeked of blood.
The streets were lined with bizarre black buildings, and foul-smelling green eyeballs floated in the sky.
The strange creatures that passed by were all oddly shaped and deformed, leaving Jiang Luo completely dumbfounded as he looked at the intricate and complex streets.
"That old fox only said it was in the banquet hall on the top floor in the city center, without specifying the exact location. Isn't that deliberately making things difficult for Luo Luo?!"
She looked around and her gaze settled on a strange rat crouching on a street corner, gnawing on a human thigh bone.
This rat was eerily tall, over two meters, covered in black fur, and had foul-smelling saliva dripping from its mouth.
The rating panel shows a C-level Karami.
Jiang Luo toddled over with her short legs and poked the rat's strange thigh with her delicate white finger.
"Excuse me, sir, how do I get to the Abyss Main Branch?"
Jiang Luo tilted her head back, her large, watery ruby eyes filled with innocence and confusion, her voice so soft and sweet it could melt tears.
。◕ᴗ◕。
The rat strangely stopped gnawing on the bone, looked down at the little white-haired girl in front of it who was barely taller than its knees, and its eyes blazed with greedy green light.
He tossed aside the bone, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, and reached out his rough hand to grab Jiang Luo's neck. "Little sister~ you're lost, aren't you? The Abyss Headquarters is quite far from here. Shall I take you there?"
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