Are you kidding me?! The boss of the Hell Dungeon is a loli!
Chapter 50: The Strange Arrival and Limited-Time Special Offer?
at the same time.
Red Moon Castle Hall.
The air was thick with the smell of gunpowder.
The yandere maid, Stella, wielded a huge silver pair of scissors, her purple eyes blazing with murderous intent.
Standing opposite her was Yun Yi, who was dressed as a nurse.
Yun Yi was surrounded by S-grade black resentment, and a rusty scalpel was twirling between his fingertips.
"You lowly lump of iron, do you even deserve to stand here and greet your master?" Stella gritted her teeth and glared at Elizabeth, the mechanical maid at the top of the stairs, sparks flying as her silver scissors rubbed together.
Elizabeth's face was cold and stern, her mechanical eyes flashing red as she assessed Stella's combat capabilities.
"According to the castle's defense agreement, I have the highest security authority in the hall. You have no right to interfere with my position. If you continue to provoke me, I will carry out the cleaning procedure."
Yun Yi sneered, his resentment dropping the temperature in the hall to freezing point.
"Alright, stop arguing. Luo Luo is my child. If any of you dare to upset her, I'll chop you into pieces and feed you to the pigs."
Three high-ranking, eerie figures were on the verge of exchanging blows when the space in the center of the hall suddenly distorted.
Jiang Luo appeared out of thin air, wearing a Gothic Lolita dress and holding a tattered teddy bear.
The three men, who had been exuding murderous intent, immediately concealed their aura.
Stella slid down to Jiang Luo's knees first, picked up her little leather shoes with both hands, and reverently kissed the tips of the shoes.
"Welcome back, my one and only true God, Master. You have finally returned. Stella longs to cut off your hair and make it into a specimen to keep with her forever."
Jiang Luo withdrew his foot in disgust and kicked Stella in the face.
"Get out of here, don't get Lolo's shoes dirty with your saliva."
Yun Yi walked forward with a loving expression and pulled Jiang Luo into his arms.
"Lolo, are you hungry? How about Mommy bakes you some cookies?"
Jiang Luo struggled desperately, buried in softness.
(✖╭╮✖)
"Let go of Luo Luo, she's suffocating!"
Having finally broken free, Jiang Luo climbed onto the throne, panting heavily.
She's now an SS-level big shot, so she has to maintain a certain air.
Yun Yi stared at Jiang Luo, looking around with a puzzled expression.
"Lolo, where did Xiaobai go? Didn't you take him away?"
"Little White is full and needs to rest for a while."
"Oh, I see. That puts my mind at ease."
Yun Yi nodded gently.
Jiang Luo sat upright on the throne, swinging his short legs, scooped a spoonful of strawberry mousse that Stella had brought him and put it in his mouth, then opened the system panel.
After breaking through to SS rank, all facilities in the castle received an epic upgrade.
But that's not the point.
Jiang Luo's gaze was fixed on the newly unlocked gold icon at the bottom of the panel.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully unlocked the ultimate privilege exclusive to SS-level lords: The Mysterious Descent!]
A cold, mechanical voice exploded in my mind, and golden lettering transformed into a light screen that filled my entire field of vision.
Jiang Luo's rosy cheeks puffed out, and her ruby-like eyes stared at the explanatory text on the light screen.
"System, explain to Lolo what exactly this money-grabbing feature that packs the entire Red Moon Castle into the human world as a dungeon is all about?"
[Host, please be mindful of your wording. This is a dimensional reduction attack capability that only SS-level monsters can master.]
A funny emoji wearing sunglasses popped up on the screen.
[By consuming 100,000 points of terror, you can bring the entire castle directly to the heart of the bustling city center of the Human Federation, encircling millions of humans in your private amusement park.]
Jiang Luo rolled her eyes.
He tossed the small silver spoon into the crystal plate, making a crisp sound.
( ̄ ー ̄)
"Do you think Lolo is a brainless three-year-old? The Human Federation can create an S-class item like the Dawn Grail that specifically counters the rules. Who knows what kind of nuclear weapons they might be hiding in the basement of their headquarters to deal with the weird."
She jumped down from the throne and stepped barefoot onto the soft wool carpet.
"Lolo has only just broken through to SS-rank, and hasn't even fully digested this territory in the North District yet. Now he's running off to the human stronghold as a sitting duck. What if those old foxes use some strange gadgets to trick him? Are you going to be responsible for collecting Lolo's corpse?"
Her guiding principle is steady development.
No one should try to trick her into going to her death before they have figured out the Human Federation's trump card.
Jiang Luo slid his finger through the air to switch the panel to the territory building interface.
This time, during my raid on Dracula's castle, I not only devoured the old bat's essence but also reaped a massive amount of terror points contributed by those high-level players, resulting in an unprecedentedly high account balance.
She originally planned to upgrade all the existing defensive formations in the castle to the maximum level.
However, my gaze was drawn to a new icon in the basement area, which was wrapped in black chains.
She clicked on the icon, and a row of blood-red text immediately popped up.
[The deepest underground area of Red Moon Castle has been unlocked. Activating it requires 100,000 points of Terror.]
[WARNING! This area is extremely dangerous. Please proceed with caution!]
Jiang Luo gasped, pointed at the numbers on the panel, and turned to look at Yun Yi standing to the side.
What exactly is that bottom level of our basement?
Yun Yi was holding a clean silk handkerchief, preparing to wipe Jiang Luo's hands, when he heard this, his fingers paused in mid-air.
A thick resentment surged within those dark eyes, causing the temperature in the hall to drop by more than ten degrees.
"Lolo, be good, and whatever you do, don't touch that door."
Yun Yi carefully folded the silk handkerchief and put it into his pocket, his voice filled with an unprecedented solemnity.
"When I passed by there today, I felt the aura emanating from behind that door; it was a destructive power that was more ancient and pure than the abyss."
Stella approached, carrying the enormous silver scissors, her sickly purple eyes gleaming with excitement.
"If Master is interested in what's inside, Stella will go and cut that iron gate to pieces right now. Whatever monster is hiding inside, I'll chop it into pieces and use it as fertilizer in Master's garden."
Jiang Luo reached out and grabbed Stella's arm, which was about to swing the scissors, and glared at her irritably.
"You lowly maid, shut up, Lolo. Little White already caused enough trouble. If there's an SS-level monster locked up down there, you wouldn't even be enough to fill their teeth."
This is an SS-level anomaly!
What are you doing getting involved, you A-class maid?
Jiang Luo stroked his chin, lost in thought.
What kind of pervert was the former owner of Red Moon Castle? He actually built such a large labor camp in his own home, suppressing these dangerous and eerie creatures everywhere.
But despite her curiosity, she was unwilling to spend 100,000 fear points to open a blind box.
She swiped away the basement icon and casually clicked on the system store, which had been upgraded to level five.
Jiang Luo initially thought it was too expensive.
I've hardly ever looked at anything in the system store.
Now that he has some money to spare, Jiang Luo plans to go around and see if there's anything good there.
The Level 5 store interface has been completely revamped, with a limited-time discount banner radiating a scarlet glow hanging at the top.
[Limited-time offer: S-grade growth-level eerie item, Blood Moon Scythe, originally priced at 200,000 Terror Points, now only 50,000 Terror Points!]
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