Are you kidding me?! The boss of the Hell Dungeon is a loli!

Inside the lobby.

The folding fan in Zhuque's hand was now just bare fan ribs.

All her attacks were completely devoured by Jiang Xiaobai like snacks.

Her prized S-class bizarre gadget didn't even make a splash in front of the Glutton.

"Damn it." Suzaku bit her tongue, trying to stay sane with the pain. She reached for the communicator by her ear. "Second team, third team, fourth team, evacuate immediately! The intelligence was wrong! This is a death trap!"

The communicator only emitted a buzzing electrical sound.

No response.

Suzaku's heart sank to the bottom.

They were all wiped out.

The elite members of the S-level strategy team couldn't even last ten minutes.

The hall floor tiles lit up with the glow of a teleportation array.

Yun Yi, wearing a white coat, stepped out of the light, toying with a rusty scalpel in his hand.

The eerie and terrifying pressure of the S-rank spread out without reservation, making it almost impossible for Suzaku to breathe.

"You dare to run wild in my baby's territory? You've got some nerve." Yun Yi gripped the scalpel tightly.

Immediately afterwards, intermittent sobs drifted from the archway.

Vivian drifted into the hall, her wedding dress stained with blood.

Heavy footsteps echoed from the stairwell.

Stella carried a large, blood-dripping silver pair of scissors, her skirt covered in bits of flesh.

Alice emerged from the shadows in the corner, clutching a black-covered book.

Elizabeth straightened up again, sparks flying from the damaged parts of her body, and the shock blade popped out once more.

Two S-class, three peak A-class.

Zhuque's legs went weak, and he collapsed to his knees on the bronze floor tiles.

(O_O)?

This is called a potential copy.

This combination is almost as powerful as Dracula's SS-rank dungeon!

Not to mention that the boss of the Red Moon Castle dungeon has not appeared yet!

Suzaku's eyes were bloodshot.

This is clearly an existence even more terrifying than Dracula!

The intelligence department of the Human Federation is full of useless pigs!

"Xiao Bai isn't full." Jiang Xiao Bai patted his round belly, his gaze fixed on Zhu Que.

The space behind him twisted violently, and a gigantic abyssal maw covered in countless fangs appeared out of thin air.

"No, wait, I am from the Human Federation..." Suzaku's plea for mercy was not finished.

The gaping maw of the abyss closed shut.

Crunch, crunch.

Only the crisp sound of Jiang Xiaobai chewing bones remained in the hall.

Blood dripped from the corner of his mouth onto the white carpet.

Stella gripped the scissor handle tightly.

"You idiot, you've dirtied the master's carpet. When the master comes back, he'll hang you up and beat you."

Jiang Xiaobai pouted in grievance and spat out the unchewed food in her mouth.

A black communicator covered in saliva and blood fell to the ground.

The communicator's indicator light was flashing wildly.

A roar from Xuanwu, accompanied by static, came from inside.

"Suzaku, please reply. This dungeon is more difficult than we anticipated. Stop trying to complete other dungeons and gather at Dracula's Castle!"

……

"Suzaku? Reply immediately! Don't play dead!"

Inside the vampire labyrinth.

Xuanwu roared at the black communicator, spittle flying onto the metal casing.

A jumble of static emanated from the receiver, mixed with the wet, chewing sound of bones cracking.

Xuanwu tightened his grip, and the communicator casing creaked under the strain, collapsing completely.

Something's happened.

Hongye approached, carrying the Blade of the Wraith.

"Captain, Suzaku and the others went to Red Moon Castle. The intelligence says it's a newly promoted S-rank node without even a proper barrier. What could possibly happen to them?"

"The information those idiots in the intelligence department gave us is all bullshit!" Xuanwu slammed the broken communicator into a muddy puddle.

"Zhuque led a fully armed S-class raiding team, and they lost contact before they could even send a distress signal. The monster hiding in that castle is definitely more troublesome than Dracula!"

Jiang Luo huddled behind Hongye, her small hands clutching the hem of Hongye's trench coat, her big eyes filled with tears.

【Ding! 】

[The fear level from Suzaku has increased by 10086!]

[The swallow's terror level has increased by 6000!]

[Fear level from human players +5000!]

[From...]

[Congratulations, host! You have accumulated 85,000 points of terror!]

Jiang Luo was secretly overjoyed, her cheeks puffing out as she nearly bit the strawberry lollipop in her mouth to pieces.

Are these human gamers out of their minds?

They actually went and raided our base!

Fortunately, Lolo had the foresight to spend a lot of money to maximize the castle's defenses before leaving, and even left a luxurious lineup of two S-class and three peak A-class guards.

With this setup, let alone a single Suzaku squad.

Even if all the players from the entire Human Federation came at them, they would be devoured by Yunyi's mother and Xiaobai until not even bones remained.

The free chives delivered to my door smell so good!

(๑＞؂＜๑)

"Sister Hongye, that uncle is so fierce, Luoluo is scared," Jiang Luo sniffed and buried her face in the folds of Hongye's clothes.

Hongye patted Jiang Luo's back to help him catch his breath, then turned to look at Xuanwu.

"Captain, what do we do now? Suzaku is down. Should we still proceed separately as planned?"

Xuanwu pulled a shriveled black crow from his tactical backpack.

This S-class communication device is bizarre; it can transmit audio regardless of most dungeon rules by absorbing the blood of players.

Xuanwu bit his thumb and squeezed the blood into the crow's shriveled beak.

The crow flapped its wings twice, and a ghastly green light ignited in its eye sockets.

"Azure Dragon, White Tiger, can you hear me?" Xuanwu spoke in a deep voice to the crow. "The plan has changed. Immediately halt all raids on the side dungeons!"

Two distinct male voices emanated from the crow's beak, overlapping each other.

"Xuanwu? We're on the outskirts of the Death Playground, preparing for a full-scale attack. What happened?"

"Me too, the barrier around the Happiness Mental Hospital was just cracked open, why stop now?"

Xuanwu gritted his teeth and swore.

"The Vermilion Bird Squad was completely wiped out at Red Moon Castle. They didn't even last ten minutes. The danger level there far exceeded our expectations. We seriously underestimated the mysterious strength of these people in the Northern District!"

The crows fell into a deathly silence.

A few seconds later, Qinglong's voice rose a few decibels.

"Zhuque is dead? She possesses an S-rank eerie flame; how could she not even be able to escape?"

"No time for explanations!" Xuanwu interrupted. "Before you get trapped, lead your teams and evacuate immediately! Everyone, rendezvous with me in the withered forest outside Dracula's Castle!"

The white tiger's voice followed immediately.

"You want to concentrate all your forces to launch a full-scale attack on Dracula? That's too risky. If Dracula activates the meat grinder rules of the vampire labyrinth, we'll all be wiped out."

"If we don't concentrate our forces, we won't even see Dracula!" Xuanwu stared at the billowing crimson fog ahead. "The death of Zhuque proves that there might be some kind of alliance among the lords of the Northern District. We must use the Dawn Grail to completely eliminate this old bat before the other dungeon bosses reinforce Dracula!"

The crow uttered two brief confirmations.

The eerie green light faded, and the black crow returned to being a withered corpse.

Jiang Luo lowered his head, a wide grin spreading across his face.

That's awesome! (✧◡✧)

Lolo was just worried that these players were split into four groups, and it would be too time-consuming to defeat them one by one, and they might easily escape.

Now, Xuanwu, being so clever, has taken the initiative to gather everyone together.

Three elite S-rank strategy teams!

If they squeezed every last drop out, wouldn't the level of terror reach the heavens?

Once all these leeks have been harvested, and with the Abyss Origin Blood promised by that old bat Dracula, breaking through to SS rank is absolutely a sure thing!

At that time, Lolo will be the strongest loli in the entire bizarre world!

Anyone who dares to say Lolo is short, Lolo will slice them up and feed them to the dogs!

o(▼皮▼メ;)o

Wait, something's not right?

Why do I say I'm the strongest loli?

I'm not a tough guy, am I?