Are you kidding me?! The boss of the Hell Dungeon is a loli!

"Where did this little brat come from?!"

Jiang Luo's lips twitched slightly as he looked at the white-haired little girl in the mirror, who was just taller than the sink, and fell into a five-minute silence.

A moment later, she seemed to have guessed something.

He raised his hand and pinched his cheek, which was practically devoid of any flesh.

Her skin was so white that the blue veins showed through it, her ankle-length silver hair was wrapped around the hem of her black and red gothic skirt, and she was carrying a tattered teddy bear with one eye missing in her arms.

"Uh...it seems to be...me?"

Jiang Luo stared at the white-haired loli in the mirror, and after realizing what was happening, subconsciously looked down.

(ΩДΩ)！ ！ ！

Where are my eight-pack abs?

Where is my beloved son?!

What the hell is going on with this guy who's less than 1.52 meters tall and has such short arms and legs?!

【Ding! 】

[The Bizarre Boss Training System has been successfully bound!]

[Host: Jiang Luo]

[Current Identity: Lord of Red Moon Castle]

[Race: Abyssal Mystery]

[Status: Weak, extremely hungry]

A mechanical sound swept through my mind, and a semi-transparent blue light screen slammed into my eyes.

What the hell? The Lord of the Castle, the Mysterious Abyss?!

But what the heck is this "weak constitution" thing?!

Jiang Luo quickly realized what was happening.

He transmigrated to a bizarre world and became a harmless-looking white-haired loli.

Ok……

To be precise, it seems to be a dungeon boss.

Good news: It's a dungeon boss!

Bad news: I've become a mature woman!

A sharp pain shot through my stomach.

Jiang Luo rubbed her shrunken belly, the dizziness from low blood sugar rushing straight to her head.

I need to eat something sweet right away.

She took short strides and moved toward the ten-meter-long mahogany dining table in the center of the hall.

Silver cutlery was laid out on the table, and steam was rising from the spout of the teapot. She took a strawberry lollipop from the table and popped it into her mouth.

The heavy castle gates emitted a harsh scraping sound.

Two five-meter-high bronze doors were violently pushed open from the outside.

A cold wind, carrying a strong stench of blood, swept into the main hall.

Five fully armed humans strode in.

The burly man leading the group wore a heavy tactical vest, his muscular arms covered in knife scars, and he carried a machete stained with black blood.

"Is this the hellish dungeon, Red Moon Castle?"

The burly man spat out a mouthful of bloody saliva and looked around the hall.

The four people behind him immediately scattered and found cover.

The skinny, blond man, holding a crossbow, swallowed hard.

"Boss, there's not a single monster in sight. Could it be that another guild beat us to it?"

"Bullshit." The burly man snorted and slung the machete over his shoulder.

"This is a newly refreshed S-level node. Who has the ability to get it before our Berserker Guild?"

His gaze searched the hall, finally settling on the end of the long table.

Jiang Luo was standing there, holding the tattered teddy bear in her arms, looking at the group of uninvited guests.

Holy crap.

Yellow Hair followed the burly man's gaze, his eyes wide with surprise.

"A little girl with white stockings and red eyes?"

"This bizarre world now even has this style."

The other three players huddled together, their eyes scanning Jiang Luo back and forth.

"Boss, this is probably a free NPC given out at the start of the dungeon." One of them rubbed his hands together.

"Look how tender her face is, you could squeeze water out of it."

The burly man laughed loudly as he walked towards Jiangluo.

The heavy military boots thudded on the carpet.

"Little sister, aren't you scared being here all alone?" He looked her up and down.

"Where are your parents? Let your uncle take care of you."

Jiang Luo tilted his head, looking at the players who seemed to have ill intentions.

[Ding! Player detected. There are currently no rules or restrictions in the current eerie dungeon. Please complete the eerie rules within one day!]

If the bizarre rules are not resolved within one day, the Red Moon Castle instance will be forcibly removed!

The system's voice sounded.

Jiang Luo realized what was happening.

As the BOSS of the bizarre dungeon, Jiang Luo had just transmigrated here, and the Red Moon Castle itself did not yet have any bizarre rules.

You must understand that the eerie world is full of eerie rules, and players must abide by these rules for the game to proceed smoothly.

The most urgent task is to design the rules as soon as possible...

But what is she supposed to do?

[The host can improve the Castle dungeon using their fear level!]

Have it.

The system's voice gave her an answer.

She raised her eyes.

The burly man's face was reflected in his scarlet pupils.

She took a half step back, her slender body leaning against the hard edge of the dining table.

Her eyes quickly reddened, tears welled up, and her slender shoulders began to tremble.

(╥﹏╥)

"Uncle, are you here to have tea with Luo Luo?"

A soft, clear, childlike voice echoed through the hall, tinged with sobs.

Jiang Luo mentally gagged.

To survive, I've really lost all sense of shame.

[System Notification: The host's malicious attempts to act cute have aroused the protective instincts of some players, potentially reducing the gains from fear points.]

Jiang Luo sneered in his mind.

What do you know, you lousy programmer? This is called raising expectations so that more fear can be squeezed out when it crashes.

The burly man felt as light as a feather after being addressed as "uncle".

He casually tossed the machete to the ground and rubbed his calloused hands together.

"Drinking tea is great! Uncle loves drinking tea with little girls."

He reached out his rough, large hand, wanting to pinch Jiang Luo's cheek.

Jiang Luo stretched out her delicate little finger and pointed to the steaming cup of black tea on the long table.

"But uncle, the tea is cold, it doesn't taste good."

The burly man was stunned for a moment.

Before he could react, the once clear black tea turned into boiling, highly acidic blood.

The sound of the porcelain cup shattering was crisp and pleasant.

Scalding hot blood splattered out in a radial pattern, splashing directly onto the burly man's hands and face.

The sizzling sound of flesh dissolving pierced the eardrums.

"Ahhhhh!"

A scream shattered the tranquility of the ancient castle.

The burly man rolled on the ground, covering his face, with his white bones and melting eyeballs peeking out from between his fingers.

The blond-haired man was so frightened that he sat down on the ground with a thud, dropping the crossbow in his hand.

"A monster...a monster!"

Jiang Luo grinned, revealing a set of sharp, white teeth.

Pale bone spurs emerged from beneath his black and red tutu, piercing the burly man's limbs with a piercing whistling sound, pinning him firmly to the massive bronze throne.

Blood dripped down the bone spur onto the expensive carpet, pooling into a dark red puddle.

【Ding! 】

[Panic level +500!]

[Panic level +800!]

Jiang Luo patted off non-existent dust from her skirt, pulled out a strawberry-flavored lollipop from somewhere, unwrapped it, popped it into her mouth, and started crunching away.

The rich sweetness spread through my mouth, barely suppressing the irritability caused by low blood sugar.

He fiddled with the teddy bear's broken eyeball, his gaze sweeping over the remaining four players.

"Welcome to my castle, gentlemen."

Yellow Hair's legs trembled, and yellow liquid seeped from his crotch, filling the air with a foul odor.

"Didn't they say the new dungeon wasn't finished yet? Where did this terrifying, bizarre boss come from?!"

"Run! Run!"

The remaining three players snapped out of their daze and scrambled toward the gate.

Jiang Luo bit the candy in her mouth.

"Since you're here, stay and use it as fertilizer."

Black tentacles emerged from the shadows all around, coiling around their ankles like venomous snakes and dragging the four of them into endless darkness.

The sounds of bones shattering and screams of agony mingled together.

The hall fell silent once more.

Only the burly man on the throne continued to twitch.

[Panic level calculated]

Current balance: 3200 points

Jiang Luo nodded in satisfaction.

Although these leeks (a metaphor for easily exploited investors) may not be very intelligent, the level of fear they provide is quite considerable.

bang.

Jiang Luo bit down on the last bit of candy in her mouth.

The rich, sweet strawberry flavor melted in my mouth, barely suppressing the urge to tear the entire hall apart.

[Ding! The castle's defenses are extremely weak. Please recruit monster servants as soon as possible!]

[Currently unlockable key character: Head Maid]

The blue light screen was pressed directly against his face.

Jiang Luo pursed her lips.

Do you take me for a capitalist?

They didn't even give out a newbie gift pack, and immediately asked me to recruit people.

[A high-level anomaly on the verge of death has been detected in the castle's basement. Host is advised to proceed and subdue it.]

basement?

Humph.

You're smart to know your place.