My cultivation disguise has been exposed by Xiao Sizi.

He lunged forward, his single hand gripping the ugly woman's swinging arm like an iron clamp. With a slight exertion, the woman winced in pain and screamed repeatedly.

at the same time.

Seven or eight Imperial Guard spies, hidden in the crowd, surrounded the group with eyes blazing with fury upon seeing their lord humiliated and his subject die.

"Swish, swish, swish!"

Although they were dressed in casual clothes, they simultaneously pulled out half of the hundred-reinforced horizontal sword hidden under their clothes.

A chilling killing intent belonging to the Imperial Guards of the Tang Dynasty instantly locked onto the ugly woman who was still throwing a tantrum!

Although the ugly woman looked rough, she had been in the marketplace for a long time and still had a good eye for people.

She looked at the several imposing, muscular men in front of her, their hands on the hilts of their knives, and then at the young man in black who could break her bones with one hand.

She instantly realized that she had run into a big shot who was traveling incognito! If this continued, she wouldn't be able to get compensation, and she might even lose her life!

"Have mercy, sir! It was my fault for being blind! I'll get out of here right now!"

The ugly woman was so frightened that her fat trembled all over, and she even abandoned the pig intestines that had fallen to the ground.

She broke free from Li Chengqian's hand and, like a startled wild boar, pushed through the crowd and scrambled away, disappearing around the street corner in the blink of an eye.

It was a farce, it came quickly and it went quickly.

Seeing this spectacle, the onlookers dispersed, not daring to meddle.

but.

Li Shimin, standing still, maintained the same posture of pushing his hands forward.

He looked down at his hands and recalled the nauseatingly hard touch from before, feeling a wave of nausea wash over him.

"What bad luck! This is absolutely terrible luck!"

Li Shimin slapped his hands in disgust, as if they were contaminated with some terrible plague, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.

He, the mighty Khan of the Tang Dynasty, with three thousand beauties in his harem, each one a vision of beauty, was actually insulted as a lecherous old man by an ugly woman who looked like Zhang Fei on the streets of the East Market! If this were to reach the ears of the historians, would his illustrious reputation be ruined?!

Just when Li Shimin was so frustrated he felt like he was going to vomit blood.

A sinister laugh, tinged with schadenfreude, suddenly drifted slowly from directly in front of him.

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Li Shimin suddenly raised his head.

Just a dozen steps away.

Li Chen was still holding Xiao Sizi's hand, standing next to the haystack where people sold candied hawthorns.

However, at this moment, where was the trace of otherworldly elegance on the face of this guardian immortal?

On his handsome face hung a particularly wicked and mischievous smirk! His eyes curved into crescents, staring intently at Li Shimin's hands, which were still raised, his face full of mockery and ridicule.

Seeing that look in his eyes.

Li Shimin felt a chill run down his spine, and an extremely ominous premonition crept into his heart like a venomous snake.

"Old Deng."

Li Chen deliberately raised his voice a few decibels and began to speak slowly and deliberately.

"In broad daylight, under the clear sky, you actually groped a respectable woman's breasts in the street? And what kind of perversion is that?"

Li Chen covered his mouth with one hand, putting on an exaggerated look of utter shock and heartbreak.

"Oh dear, this is terrible! Oh! You're doomed!"

Li Chen raised an eyebrow at Li Shimin, his tone filled with undisguised threat and blackmail.

"If the Empress Dowager in the Hall of State Affairs found out about this... tsk tsk, the Emperor himself has such an embarrassing and unusual fetish. What do you think she would think?"

boom!

Hearing this blatant threat...

Li Shimin's face instantly changed from ashen to deathly pale, and then turned a deep, almost blood-red color!

He knew his sixteenth son all too well! This kid was a troublemaker who thrived on chaos!

If he were to actually run to Empress Zhangsun and exaggerate his accusations, Empress Zhangsun might not actually do anything to him, but she would definitely give him a hard time and might even nag him so much that he couldn't sleep for ten days or half a month!

"The traitor!"

Li Shimin trembled with rage, pointed at Li Chen's nose, and let out a fierce but cowardly roar.

"I...I was trying to protect myself! It was an accident! You...you dare try telling your mother this nonsense!"

"Let's give it a try."

Li Chen did not back down, and his smile became even brighter.

He couldn't even be bothered to say a single unnecessary word.

He bent down and picked up Xiao Sizi, who was eating a candied hawthorn, holding her steadily in his arms.

Then, Li Chen suddenly turned around.

It left Li Shimin with a provocative view of the back of his head.

"Let's go! Target: the Imperial Palace's Ritsuryo Hall!"

"Old Deng, let's see if I dare to rip the sky off this Tang Dynasty palace today!"

Before he could finish speaking...

He shot off like an arrow, carrying the little ox, with a whoosh!

Holy crap!

Watching Li Chen run away without hesitation or lingering.

Li Shimin could no longer maintain his imperial dignity; he was so frightened that his eyes almost popped out of their sockets!

"Stop right there!"

Li Shimin let out a hysterical roar.

Without any regard for his image, he lifted the hem of his blue robe, took off running like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and chased after Li Chen in the direction he had fled!

"You unfilial son! Come back to me!"

Li Shimin ran wildly through the bustling streets, shouting angrily at the top of his lungs.

"If you dare utter a single word of disrespect to your mother today, I... I will die with you! I will even resign as emperor! Stop! You brat! You unfilial son!"

On the streets of Chang'an in winter.

What happened left all the passersby speechless.

A young man in white carrying a little girl was running very fast ahead.

A middle-aged man in a luxurious robe was chasing after him, panting heavily, and cursing "Let's die together."

What's most ridiculous is...

Little Sizi, held in Li Chen's arms, had no idea what was happening.

She thought that her sixteenth brother was taking her to play some exciting chase game.

The little girl, holding a candied hawthorn in one hand, peeked her cute little head out from Li Chen's shoulder.

She watched Li Shimin chasing after her, his brow beaded with sweat, and giggled with delight, her silvery laughter echoing all the way.

"Giggle, giggle! Father, come quick! Father, run fast, come catch the rhinoceros!"

When Li Shimin heard his youngest daughter's cheers, he was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"I'm not going to catch you, you big dummy! I'm going to catch that shameless bastard over there!"

Li Chen was running wildly ahead.

He turned around, looked at Li Shimin's ridiculous appearance of being both furious and helpless, and gave him a mysterious smile that was infuriating.

"You think I'll just stop because you tell me to? Wouldn't that make me lose face?"

As Li Chen ran, he shouted taunts, "Old Deng, you've finally met your match! You dared to mock my spiritual root talent in the Prince's mansion last time! Now I've finally caught you red-handed, haven't I?! You're not dead yet?!"

Li Shimin was furious upon hearing this.

He turned his head and looked at the Crown Prince Li Chengqian, who was following behind with a blank expression, as well as the several Qianniu Guards who were equally dumbfounded.

"What are you all standing there for?! Hurry up and chase after them!"

Li Shimin roared in exasperation, "Even if it means turning Chang'an upside down, I must subdue this rebellious son today!"

A fierce street battle between a national guardian immortal and the Tang emperor has begun before the people of Chang'an.

All that remained was Qin Wan'er, standing beside the candied hawthorn stall, holding a string of candied hawthorns, her beautiful face filled with a helpless expression that was both funny and sad.