American comic: From Beijing with Love, starting with a mutant.

The saber-toothed tiger's claws, carrying a foul stench, were about to perform an unanesthetized craniotomy on Chen Jiaju.

"Whoosh!"

Just as Wolverine was about to charge forward, he saw Old Zhou blocking his way.

"What's the panic?"

Stephen Chow pulled out a handful of caramelized melon seeds from somewhere and skillfully cracked one open.

"Let the dust settle. You're new here, so take this opportunity to learn how regular super cops enforce the law in a civilized manner."

Over there, Chen Jiaju yelled "Holy crap!" and before he could even pull out any weapons, he instinctively did a backbend and leaned backward.

His hands weren't idle either; he swiftly grabbed the long bench that Cao Dahua had just sat on with his butt sticking out and placed it across his chest.

"Snap!"

The violent impact, combined with the mutant's claws, shattered the long bench into a pile of wood chips.

The saber-toothed tiger missed its target, its sharp claws grazing the tip of Ka-Kui's nose.

"You assaulted a police officer! Don't you know the law?!"

Chen Jiaju yelled and rolled backward.

As luck would have it, her toes hooked onto the floral quilt that Cao Dahua had used before.

With a flick of its ankle, the quilt suddenly covered the saber-toothed tiger's head with a "whoosh".

Just as the saber-toothed tiger was about to unleash its power a second time, everything went black before its eyes, and a mixture of sweat and the smell of chive dumplings assaulted its senses.

This enraged him, and he roared and lashed out with his claws, tearing at the wound.

"Oh dear! That blanket costs at least eighty yuan!"

Uncle Biao quickly took out his notebook to make accounts.

Chen Jiaju didn't care how much the quilt cost.

Taking advantage of the two-second gap while the saber-toothed tiger was struggling with the quilt, he rolled his eyes and grabbed the large enamel mug on the table.

"Sizzle!"

The scalding hot tea smeared all over the saber-toothed tiger's face.

"Aww!"

The saber-toothed tiger covered its eyes, burning from the heat.

His self-healing ability is amazing; even steel bars piercing his body can heal him.

Even a god would shed tears from the simple physiological stimulation of having their eyeballs scalded by boiling water!

"Old Jin, did you understand?"

"Old Jin, did you understand?" Stephen Chow spat out another piece of sunflower seed shells, gesturing confidently as he pointed out the flaws in the situation.

"This is called using terrain advantages to create blind spots and catch the enemy off guard."

Wolverine didn't understand; when he fought, he always howled and stabbed each other.

You slash me, I scratch you; the main objective is to swap health bars.

The way that big-nosed guy is fighting...

What the hell kind of school of thought is this?!

The saber-toothed tiger went completely mad.

He, a top-tier mutant predator, was actually breached by a cup of high-scoring liquor!

"I'm going to rip your guts out!"

Saber-toothed Tiger wiped the tea stalks off its face, got on all fours, and charged at Chen Jiaju like a mad rhinoceros.

Ka-Kui took off running, his route flamboyant.

They deliberately went around behind the load-bearing columns and the stove.

The saber-toothed tiger slapped it with its paw.

Ka-Kui lowered his body.

"Bang!" A large chunk of the cement pillar was knocked off.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Ka-Kui peeked out from behind the pillar, grabbed a half-cut scallion he had picked up from somewhere, and shoved it into the saber-toothed tiger's right nostril.

"Fuck!"

The pungent smell of the scallions hit him right in the head, causing the saber-toothed tiger to shed tears and snot, and sneeze uncontrollably.

"Don't run away!"

"You think I won't run just because you tell me not to? I'm not stupid!"

The scene briefly turned into a comical cat-and-mouse game.

The moment the fight started, Cao Dahua scurried into the woodpile, muttering, "You can't see me, you can't see me..."

Soon, Chan Ka-kui was cornered.

The saber-toothed tiger grinned and raised its claws to smash down.

Chen Jiaju grabbed the large iron pot lid from the stove and, with a clang, blocked the saber-toothed tiger's sharp claws.

The saber-toothed tiger was so strong that the pot lid sank straight down under its weight.

But Chan Ka-kui doesn't play by the rules at all.

He held the pot lid up, but his right foot darted forward and stomped down on the saber-toothed tiger's bare, hairy paw!

He even rolled it twice more!

"Awooo!!!"

Even mutants feel pain when their toes are stepped on!

The saber-toothed tiger shuddered in pain, and half of its strength was released from its grip.

With lightning speed, Ka-Kui shoved the pot lid onto the saber-toothed tiger's face, grabbed his thick wrist, and used the tiger's forward momentum to turn around, bend over, and exert force!

A silky smooth over-the-shoulder throw!

"boom!"

The saber-toothed tiger, weighing over 200 pounds, was swung through the air and slammed solidly to the ground.

Chen Jiaju grimaced and shook his hand, "Ouch...that was close! This guy's bones are really hard, it hurts so much."

Despite crying out in pain, he didn't stop walking.

He rushed forward, grabbed the iron chain that Wolverine had just cut, and quickly wrapped it around Sabretooth's neck and arms twice.

Then he kicked the saber-toothed tiger in the back, using the force to lock both ends tightly.

After finishing the job, I dusted off my hands.

Wolverine glanced at his brother, who was bound hand and foot, and then at Chen Jiaju, who was rubbing his hands together and breathing on them.

"What... what kind of technique is this guy practicing?"

Wolverine turned to look at Stephen Chow, "So... you can fight like that? How come he's so slippery? Like a mudfish come to life!"

"You wouldn't understand," Stephen Chow patted him on the shoulder.

"This is called 'Unrestricted Free Fighting: The Furniture City God of War's Secret Technique.' Don't let his lack of superpowers fool you; within this room filled with pots, pans, tables, and chairs, he's an invincible god!"

Wolverine realized that his days of howling and stabbing at people made him look like a brainless brute.

In the corner, the saber-toothed tiger gritted its teeth.

He was tied up again, this time in an extremely humiliating way!

It looks like a tortoise shell.

"I'm going to kill you! Kill you!"

He frantically pulled at the chains in a fit of impotent rage.

"You better behave!"

Chen Jiaju walked over, casually picked up half a cold steamed bun from the table, and stuffed it into the saber-toothed tiger's mouth, causing the tiger to choke and roll its eyes.

"What should we do with this guy? Send him straight to the station?"

Before Stephen Chow could even speak, Uncle Biao had already walked over with a dark expression.

"Forget sending it to the police station! Settle the score first!"

"The long bench is fifty, the floral quilt is eighty, the eight-immortal table is a bit more expensive at two hundred. And that flattened iron pot lid is thirty! Add in the shock fee and lost wages, and the total comes to..."

"Uncle Biao, your vision is too narrow."

Stephen Chow stepped forward and put his arm around his shoulder. "We have to calculate the cost of this kind of transnational fugitive using the international exchange rate! All the damage he just caused will be deducted from his future labor reform food allowance! Until he can only eat boiled cabbage for the rest of his life!"

Saber-toothed Tiger's eyes actually reddened. When had he, a mighty killing machine, ever suffered such humiliation?

"Kill me! Stryker won't let you get away with this!"

"Mentioning Stryker again? Fine."

Stephen Chow sneered and turned to look at Chan Ka-kui.

This guy is a waste of furniture, but he's incredibly strong!

Most importantly, taking him out can save a lot of money on hiring bodyguards!

"Ka-Kui, as the saying goes, it's better to meet by chance than to invite someone. Since you're already here..."

Stephen Chow put his hand on Chan Ka-kui's shoulder, "How about I take you to America to show off your skills? Food and lodging included, all expenses reimbursed!"