American comic: From Beijing with Love, starting with a mutant.
Chapter 107 Old Bitch Deng, taste the socialist over-the-shoulder throw!
"roar!"
The saber-toothed tiger roared and pounced on Wolverine again.
Ten sharp fingernails left ten afterimages in the wind and snow.
In the past, Wolverine would have pounced on him long ago, his eyes red with fury, howling, and the two would have torn each other to shreds in the snow.
But today.
Wolverine planted a firm stance, lowering his center of gravity.
"Just stay here and be quiet!"
"Bang!"
The two humanoid beasts collided in the snow, with the saber-toothed tiger's ten sharp claws aimed directly at Wolverine's neck.
Wolverine nimbly ducked to avoid the fatal blow, grabbed Sabretooth's leather jacket collar with both hands, used the momentum to fall backward, and braced his right foot against Sabretooth's abdomen.
Rabbit kicks eagle!
"Get out of my way!"
The saber-toothed tiger, weighing over 200 pounds, was slammed three meters away by his adorable little brother with a standard over-the-shoulder throw.
Stephen Chow, wrapped in Cao Dahua's wool coat, clapped and cheered from the steps: "Beautiful! This move, 'Old Man Pushing a Cart'... oh no, this move, 'Uprooting a Willow Tree,' truly captures the essence of Chinese martial arts!"
The saber-toothed tiger leaped out of the snow pit, its eyes filled with shock as if it had seen a ghost.
"Why are you hiding?! You're actually hiding?!"
The mutant brothers fight, mainly in a brutal, hand-to-hand combat style where they hurt each other.
What kind of "using minimal force to achieve maximum effect" technique are you using?!
"Are you going to just let me hide and wait for you to scratch my new winter clothes?"
Wolverine patted the snow off his cotton-padded coat. "This was just bought by Director Zhao at the county wholesale market last week! It's all good quality cotton, costing 120 yuan! Will you reimburse me?"
"I'll reimburse you, you son of a bitch!"
Saber-toothed Tiger's mentality completely collapsed.
This time, he didn't mince words; relying on his long arms and legs, he directly used his massive body to pounce on Wolverine and knock him to the ground.
The two rolled around in the snow.
"Sizzle!"
The saber-toothed tiger's claws pierced Wolverine's left shoulder, and blood stained his military green cotton-padded coat.
Wolverine grunted, and his steel claws shot out and pierced into the saber-toothed tiger's thigh.
"Fuck!" the saber-toothed tiger cried out in pain.
Wolverine gritted his teeth and stirred his steel claws inside the other's flesh.
Both of them have super-strong self-healing abilities, which makes the scene look extremely bloody, but neither of them can kill the other.
Fresh blood gushed out, and the wound visibly healed.
You stab my ribs, I'll scratch your carotid artery.
You take my intestines out, I'll insert a tube into your lungs.
Blood and flesh flew everywhere, staining the snow red and white in patches, like shaved ice with spilled ketchup.
But the art style is quite bizarre.
"Hey hey hey! Roll to the left! Roll to the left!"
Zhou Xingxing stood on the steps, jumping up and down in anxiety! "Old Jin, keep an eye on things! That patch on the right is where Director Zhao just sowed winter wheat seeds! If you damage even a pound, you'll lose two yuan from your salary!"
Upon hearing that his wages would be docked, Wolverine, despite the saber-toothed tiger's claws, kicked his legs and rolled twice into the snowdrift on the left, still holding the tiger.
The saber-toothed tiger, coughing up blood as its defenses crumbled, yelled, "You're fighting and you're still worrying about the wheat?!"
"You know nothing! Wheat is food! Food is our lifeline!"
Wolverine slammed his headbutt into Sabretooth's nose, breaking it with a crack: "I'm a certified forest ranger now; damaging crops is against the rules!"
The saber-toothed tiger was furious.
He raised his sharp claws without hesitation, aiming at Ou Doudou's heart, intending to rip out the heart of this good-for-nothing!
"clang!"
Three sharp fingernails snapped off on the spot, spinning and flying into the snow.
"ah!!!"
The ten fingers are connected to the heart, and the saber-toothed tiger let out a miserable cry, clutching its hand and retreating repeatedly.
Wolverine got up from the ground and stretched his shoulders: "Your few rat claws are not worthy of scratching my itch!"
Saber-toothed Tiger looked at his bleeding fingers, then at the little boy opposite him, and his worldview shattered.
How can we fight like this?
Instead of fighting amongst themselves, these mutants have started learning martial arts?
But he is a saber-toothed tiger, the top predator among mutants!
We can't lose face!
"Jimmy... do you think you can beat me like this?" Saber-toothed tiger's eyes were bloodshot as he charged forward recklessly.
He opened his blood-red maw; since his claws were broken, he would bite with his teeth! He would bite through his throat!
"You old bastard, are you never going to stop?!"
Wolverine's eyes narrowed, and instead of retreating, he advanced.
The moment the saber-toothed tiger pounced, he slid in and crawled right under its crotch.
He casually raised the steel claw in his right hand.
"Whoosh!"
Three streaks of silver light flashed by.
"Awooo!!!"
The saber-toothed tiger let out a miserable howl, squeezed its legs together and fell into the snow, clutching its inner thighs with its hands.
Zhou Xingxing felt a chill run down his groin and instinctively squeezed his legs together. "Hiss... that 'scooping the moon from the sea' move, how vicious..."
Wolverine stood up and clapped his hands.
"You like to scratch people, don't you? I'll cut your thigh tendons and see how you jump around then."
The saber-toothed tiger lay in the snow pit, its crotch stained with blood. Its self-healing factor was repairing its ruptured tendons, but the pain prevented it from standing up for a while.
What made him even more desperate was that when Ou Doudou walked up to him, there was no hatred in her eyes, only disdain as if she were looking at a hooligan.
"Coming to someone's doorstep in the middle of the night to cause trouble, breaking things and refusing to pay for them."
Wolverine shook his head. "Victor, what you're doing is disorderly conduct and obstruction of official business."
Sabretooth gritted his teeth: "Jimmy... Stryker won't let you get away with this... He'll send more men..."
"Let him come," Wolverine sneered.
"If he dares to come, I'll take him to the back mountain to see the black bear. It just so happens that the black bear hasn't eaten enough during its hibernation and needs some entertainment."
"You..." The saber-toothed tiger couldn't catch his breath, and with excessive blood loss and extreme heartbreak, his eyes rolled back and he completely fainted.
The battle is over.
Wolverine retracted his claws, flicked his sleeves, and turned to look at Stephen Chow on the steps.
"Director Zhou, what should we do with this good-for-nothing? Just bury him and use him as fertilizer?"
"What are you burying for! This is a walking KPI, a mobile first-class merit!"
Stephen Chow slapped Wolverine on the broad shoulder. "Take him down the mountain! Hand him over to Tiger of the Major Crimes Unit. This case is now in our 749th Bureau's hands!"
Wolverine smirked and grabbed the back of Sabretooth's leather jacket by the collar with one hand.
The strong man, weighing over 200 pounds, was dragged like a dead dog, leaving a ditch in the snow.
Linshengtun Village Committee.
In a dilapidated brick house, Cao Dahua was wrapped in a floral cotton quilt and squatting in front of a charcoal brazier.
He looked up when he heard the door open.
Stephen Chow stepped across the threshold wearing that wool coat.
Behind him followed a burly man in a cotton-padded coat, carrying a huge, bloody, mangled object in his hand.
"Ah Xing! You son of a bitch, give me back my clothes!" Cao Dahua shouted at the top of his lungs, his snot dripping from his nose.
"Ada, don't worry about the details. Look what good stuff I brought you."
Stephen Chow stepped aside.
"Bang!"
Wolverine slammed the saber-toothed tiger to the ground.
Cao Dahua shuddered in fright: "What...what is this thing? A savage?"
"Suspect!"
Stephen Chow pointed at the saber-toothed tiger on the ground.
"Transnational criminal activity, damaging national ecological reserves, suspected of intentional homicide and disturbing public order, as well as vandalism of public and private property! Quickly, set up the interrogation room!"
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