Mysterious Séancer: My Doll Can Really Show Its Power

Chapter 279 Holy Monk, You're Luckier Than You Think

In the final moments before dawn, Yang Ning went to inspect his vengeful spirit followers.

The once desolate mountains suddenly became as lively as during the New Year, with bursts of howling and wailing like the roar of mountains and the tsunami.

Standing amidst a sea of ​​vengeful spirits covering the mountains and plains, Yang Ning was like a star surrounded by spectators.

Even with the help of a few little devils, the vengeful spirits cleared out a stage for Yang Ning.

Feeling the eerie gazes fixed upon them, Yang Ning rolled up the Book of Fate to use as a microphone, cleared his throat, and said to the ghosts, "Okay, okay!"

"I can feel everyone's enthusiasm!"

"Now, I'll sing a song for you all—"

Yang Ning's words ignited the atmosphere at the scene. One after another, the vengeful spirits waved their internal organs and scattered their mutilated limbs, howling wildly.

Below the stage, Yang Ning's two henchmen watched this scene unfold, both of them numb.

On the contrary, the little golden corpse kept making "coo coo!" "coo coo!" noises.

......

Time flew by, and two hours later, it was dawn.

When the first red glow appears on the eastern horizon, the annual Ghost Festival comes to a complete end.

The ghostly aura in the mountains quickly thinned out, and the vengeful spirits began to dissipate.

They were going back to the underworld.

Before dissipating, each vengeful spirit looked at Yang Ning with great reluctance.

Yang Ning waved to them and said, "Let's go. If there's a chance, I'll come back here on Ghost Festival sometime in the future. We'll meet again when you crawl out."

His response was met with a deafening roar of howls and wailing.

When the last vengeful spirit dissipated, the all-night revelry came to a complete end.

Half a day later, at Kunlun Pass.

The two men, Black and White Impermanence, reappeared, showered Yang Ning with compliments, and then took away the palanquin, the ghost soldiers, and the ghost horse.

With two enormous angel wings on his back, Ruan Kai looked at the monstrous horse he had ridden for several days and said with some reluctance, "So, are we finally going to return to human society?"

Han Yang was carrying the Dragon Fang and the Demon Buddha's Hand Bone, with a bronze short sword wrapped in cloth strapped to his back.

The short sword kept swaying slightly, as if it greatly despised the person in front of it who was carrying it on his back.

Han Yang murmured, echoing Ruan Kai's words, "Yes, now that I think about it, that three swords that slay the dragon seem like a dream."

Ruan Kai corrected him, "It is three swords slaying three dragons."

Han Yang: "Is it not the same thing?"

Ruan Kai: "The gap is huge!"

Little Golden Corpse: "Coo coo! Awoo~!"

Ruan Kai glanced at the little golden corpse and said, "Itchy, can't you teach this little golden corpse something good? Has it learned a new language from those vengeful spirits?"

Han Yang scoffed and said, "I dare not discipline it now. You can talk to someone else about it."

Ruan Kai looked at Yang Ning.

Yang Ning looked at the pickup truck that had come from him, which was now completely broken down, and then at the palanquin behind him, his brows furrowed.

A cloud of black mist flew from between his fingers and landed on the pickup truck.

Clang, clang!

The pickup truck, which had been lying on the ground and was in disarray, suddenly came back to life. The truck shook and music started playing!

Boom boom boom!

It's so much fun!

Yang Ning: "..."

Looking down at the pickup truck's chassis, I saw bearing parts scattered all over the ground.

The fuel tank has flown away and I don't know where it went.

Hmm, it seems the fuel tank was already missing when we arrived?

Yang Ning was somewhat suspicious about how the car had driven here.

He turned to look at the Alphard minivan belonging to Longyin parked next to him.

Clang!

The pickup truck slumped to the ground and wobbled.

The term "hearse ghost" means that it was unable to control the Alfa Romeo van.

In other words, that vehicle had never transported a dead person; it was not a hearse.

This situation is not too difficult to resolve.

Alternatively, we could go to the Dragon Tomb Plains and drag a corpse over.

After all, there are still more than two hundred corpses lying on the Dragon Tomb Plains, including some dragon corpses.

Or...

Yang Ning glanced at Tula, who was following him from a distance.

If you kill him and put him in the car, wouldn't the Alphard become a hearse?

Yang Ning took out the Book of Fate and glanced at it. After most of the day, the number of good karma records in the Book of Fate, which had originally been reduced to zero, had increased by several.

It seems that all the conditions and motivations are ripe.

But......

Beep, beep, beep!

Several urgent car horns sounded from the highway not far away, and a convoy of cars stopped by the roadside.

Several burly men got out of the car and stood by the roadside looking at Yang Ning.

"Hey! My car broke down? Need help?!"

Yang Ning glanced at the group of people by the roadside, then at Tula, whose face was filled with fear. He shook his head helplessly and said, "Even this kind of fate could be snatched away by someone else, Holy Monk, you're incredibly lucky!"

Looking at the people standing by the roadside, Yang Ning smiled and said, "In the end, it's just that fate wasn't on their side, and their lives weren't meant to end."

"Fine, I'll let you live then."

After saying that, Yang Ning turned and walked towards the pickup truck that was lying on the ground.

The holy monk Tula, who was far away from Yang Ning, was naturally unaware that just moments before, someone had made a seemingly absurd decision regarding his life or death.

The pickup truck, which had been lying on the ground, became excited again when it saw Yang Ning approaching. To it, no matter what kind of vehicle it was or what its condition was, as long as it was a hearse and had wheels, it could run!

The thumping music started up again, and Yang Ning reached out to pull the car door open.

bang-

He yanked the car door off.

Yang Ning: "???"

Looking at the blank expressions on Ruan Kai and Han Yang's faces behind him, Yang Ning said confidently, "I swear to God, I really only gave them a light tug!"

Ruan Kai: "I believe you. After all, when you slew the dragon, you only lightly swung your sword."

Han Yang: "I believe it too. After all, when you wiped out the entire Corpse Sect of Dust Lake, it was just a matter of wielding a pen."

Little Golden Corpse: "Coo coo! Awoo~!"

Yang Ning: "..."

If Han Yang hadn't reminded him, Yang Ning would have completely forgotten about the Chenhu Corpse Sect incident.

"Beep, beep!"

Urged on by the hearse ghost, Yang Ning put the car door aside and got into the pickup truck, which had no doors.

Two henchmen and Little Golden Corpse followed.

Unlike before, this time, Ruan Kai and Han Yang sat in the back of the truck without saying a word.

Not a single person went into the car.

"Coo coo?"

Even the little golden corpse was very sensible and climbed into the truck bed, hugging its cello case.

Yang Ning didn't care about this. In his opinion, if those two wanted to ride in the truck bed, so be it. It was no big deal.

But in Ruan Kai and Han Yang's eyes, the other person was riding in the King of Hell's palanquin, so what was their own status?

Can I sit with other people?

Being able to sit in the back of a truck is already a miracle!

If you actually sit in the car, wouldn't that shorten your lifespan?!

After everyone got into the truck, the engine of the unloaded pickup truck roared to life, producing a sound like a sports car, humming—

The pickup truck started and sped straight onto the highway!

Those waiting by the roadside quickly gave way when they saw the pickup truck approaching so aggressively!

Only after the pickup truck had sped off onto the road and driven quite a distance did these people realize what was happening!

"Holy crap?! That pickup truck...it looks like it doesn't have a driver?!"

"Idiot! Who cares if he has a driver or not! Follow him!"

"Those two pairs of bird wings would definitely fetch a high price on the black market!"

"Yes! Ask them where they shot it from and what kind of bird it was!"

"Ask? Hmph, just steal it! Let's go!"

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