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Chapter 59 The Sharp-Tongued Ah Wu and the Fly
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Dong Tianbao looked puzzled.
Even Gao Jin and the others looked at Mengna with gossipy expressions.
"It's a long story!"
"Make it quick, why all the secrecy? Are you looking for trouble?" Dong Tianbao said with a wicked grin.
"Oh dear, I met Ruan Mei when I was traveling in Sawasdee ka. Back then, Ruan Mei was a boy." Mona finished speaking, then took Dong Tianbao's hand and whispered, "Don't go, stay with me!"
Dong Tianbao and Gao Jin, along with the others, felt nauseous at the same time, and goosebumps covered their bodies.
"Tonight won't do. You need to arrange everything properly. It would be best to wait until Liu Yaozu dies, then call in the reporters and take over this place openly and legitimately." Dong Tianbao took out a cigarette, lit it, took a deep drag, and slowly exhaled.
"I'll stand by you then, and make it a done deal."
Mona wasn't the timid type; she knew what was important and nodded.
"Awen, Jianjun, Tony, please take this opportunity to work hard and also bring some people from the security company," Dong Tianbao stopped and turned around to give the order.
"Okay, boss!" the three replied simultaneously.
"Call me immediately if you encounter anything you can't handle. I'm off!" Dong Tianbao said, then mischievously patted Mengna's shapely buttocks.
……
The next day.
Inside a boxing gym near Kwai Chung Park.
"Jin, Gang, Hu (Tony's brother), and Ji, come up and have some fun."
Dong Tianbao took off his shirt, revealing a perfectly sculpted upper body that could trap flies, and beckoned to A Jin from the ring.
Azi stood below the ring, looking at her boss's explosive, overly perfect physique, her face flushed, and she turned her head away, not daring to look.
Having witnessed Dong Tianbao's incredible speed last night, Gao Jin didn't want to go and get himself humiliated. He patted his mouth, stretched, and said, "The boss was too tired last night and didn't get enough rest. You guys have fun!"
He found a deck chair, lay down, and put on the sunglasses next to the table.
Gao Gang had no doubts and jumped onto the ring.
Aji then leaped onto the ring.
"Boss, go easy on him." Despite his fiery temper, Ah Hu wasn't stupid. His brother Tony had been defeated in one move, just like yesterday.
Gao Jin, lying on the recliner, gave Ah Hu an approving look behind his sunglasses.
Dong Tianbao didn't point out Gao Jin's weakness; Ah Hu's combat strength was only 79. After scanning the room, he said, "Ah Wu, come play!"
Ah Wu pointed at his own nose: "Boss, do you think I'm an idiot? I'd rather go out and chop people up than go up there and get beaten up by you.
"Boss, don't look at me! Even my brother Wu can't beat me." Dong Tianbao's gaze swept over Ahua, who was so frightened that he quickly said.
Dong Tianbao suddenly realized that all the capable fighters had been sent out, so he could only look at the group of women.
"Dong Nagihiko (Red Witch), darling, would you like to come up and play for a bit?"
The Red Witch rolled her eyes at him. The land was almost ruined by plowing, and my legs are still weak!
Dong Tianbao chuckled and looked at Long Meimei and Daling.
Both women turned their heads away as if they hadn't seen anything.
"Forget it, forget it, this isn't fun, let's just have the four of us play for a bit!" Dong Tianbao said to Gao Gang and the other two, turning around with a bored expression.
Gao Gang and Aji exchanged a glance. "Ahu, you take down the three routes. Aji and I will handle the harassment."
Before Ah Hu could agree, the two attacked Dong Tianbao from the left and right.
Seeing this, Ah Hu had no choice but to follow, and immediately launched into a monkey-stealing-a-peach act.
Dong Tianbao stood still, using his left and right hands to block Gao Gang and Aji's attacks. To deal with moves like "Monkey Stealing Peaches," you just need to be ruthless and fast with your legs.
He looks like Yuen Wah in a kung fu movie, standing still and easily dealing with enemy attacks.
"Ah Hu, what were you doing last night? I told you to steal peaches like a monkey, not dig sand like a dog."
A-Wu shouted with a mix of excitement and disappointment from below the stage.
"Ah-Ji, Ah-Gang, don't hit their hands, hit their faces!"
"You two look so alike, how come you both look like you haven't eaten?"
"Went to pick up girls last night? Don't just use your hands, use your feet too!"
"That's right, place the ward!"
"Good job, Ah Hu! Keep going around to the back and poke at the chrysanthemum..."
"Fly, A-Wu, you two shut up!"
Dong Tianbao felt a chill run down his spine. With a scorpion kick, he sent A Wu flying. Then, he flung Gao Gang and A Ji away with one hand each, before shouting and rushing off the stage.
When these two are put together, their mouths never stop moving.
"Run, fly! Damn it... wait for me, you dead fly..." Ah Wu reminded Fly as Dong Tianbao jumped off the stage and ran away.
He just didn't expect the fly to run faster than him; it was almost at the entrance of the boxing gym.
"Ah... Oh... Boss... Don't hit my face..."
"Weren't you so smug just now? Stealing my peaches and picking my chrysanthemums."
"A Thousand Years of Killing!"
"Aww~"
Laughter erupted in the boxing gym.
The fly stood at the doorway, its legs clenched tightly, its right hand repeatedly patting its chest, and said with lingering fear, "Luckily, I ran fast!"
"Tsk tsk... Now Brother Wu can save money on hemorrhoid surgery..."
But he was unaware that Gao Jin had already quietly appeared beside him.
"Fly, the boss wants you to come over."
Gao Jin's voice startled Wu Ying, who was about to run away when he was grabbed by the collar. "Brother Jin, Brother Jin, let's talk this over. Just let me go, and I'll pay for this month's worth of girl-catching expenses..."
"Fly, how generous! Why don't you treat me too?" Dong Tianbao appeared silently in front of the two of them, smiling.
Fly, seeing Dong Tianbao's smile, felt a chill run down his spine. "No way, boss! I was just trying to lighten the mood...yes, just trying to lighten the mood!"
"Hehe, trying to liven things up, huh! Ah Qiu, you're putting so much pressure on me, you didn't even throw up your dinner from last night. I'll send you to Ah Tian's place to keep him company..."
"Alright, boss, vomit included..."
"Don't come any closer!" Fly cried out in terror as A-Qiu, who was much bigger than him, approached.
……
"Hong Kong City News!"
"Liu Yaozu, a well-known Hong Kong entrepreneur, died suddenly in his office."
"Hong Kong gossip news!"
"Liu Yaozu, the little gambling king of Hong Kong, died on the belly of a beautiful woman. He lived a comfortable life."
"Hong Kong Entertainment News!"
"Hong Kong tycoon Liu Yaozu had a midnight rendezvous with a man, but immediately died of a stroke, leaving all his assets to his mistress, Mona. A new female tycoon was born in Hong Kong..."
Inside Stanley Prison, during outdoor exercise time.
As Robinson listened to the radio, his once pale, white-haired face suddenly flushed with color. "Good riddance! Heaven has opened its eyes!"
"To die on a woman's belly is too good for him."
"Robinson, keep your voice down, you're disturbing others," the prison guard frowned and reminded him.
"Robinson, someone's here to visit you, come out!" Just as Robinson was about to apologize, a prison guard came over and shouted.
"what!"
"Don't just stand there, hurry up!"
"Oh, okay!" Robinson was puzzled. He had no relatives left outside, so who would come looking for him at this time?
……
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