My whole family are full of geniuses, I really don't want to be a succubus!
Chapter 96 Written Test 1
Looking at the scroll in front of her and the writing brushes and inkstones laid out beside her, Su Yi felt completely overwhelmed.
Su Yi could guess what the traditional Chinese characters of the title on the scroll were based on the context, but putting them together completely baffled her!
"On the connection between the basic hand seals and mudras of the Five Elements Escape Technique during the Foundation Establishment stage and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth?"
Please write out the specific steps for deriving the Dao Qi, the Eight Trigrams, and the Sixty-Four Hexagrams of the Pre-Heaven Formation using the Foundation Building Yin-Yang Method.
"Please calculate the conversion rate between the Innate Five Elements Method and the Interconnection of Heaven and Earth Five Elements from the Third to the Sixth Level of Foundation Establishment?"
???
Su Yi stared blankly at the densely packed essay questions on the scroll, then her vision went black.
I know that macaroni needs to be mixed with No. 27 concrete, dipped in a charger, and used in the sewer for cooking.
There are so many words on this scroll, it would be a huge struggle to even break it down into paragraphs, let alone answer the questions!
Su Yi picked up the brush, focused her energy in her dantian, suddenly opened her eyes, and as if divinely inspired, began to write with great skill and precision on the scroll.
After a short while, Su Yi stopped drawing and looked at the turtle she had drawn on the scroll with great appreciation.
With just a few simple strokes, the ink turtle comes to life on the scroll, especially its tiny, slanted eyes, which are about the size of mung beans and have a very postmodern style!
As expected of me, I look like an art student no matter how you look at it. If I fail the exam, I'll have no choice but to give speeches in small bars!
Su Yi had tried answering the questions before, but whenever she concentrated on studying the questions, pop songs would inexplicably start playing in her head.
Or perhaps one could contemplate the unspoken connection between hippos and centaurs.
As soon as he gets serious, his mind goes bewitched, and all sorts of strange thoughts flood his mind!
After trying to be serious, Su Yi could only regretfully admit that she had been set up by the sect.
Ten years of hard study cannot compare to the power of a sect's millennia-old capital!
While lamenting the unfairness of her fate, Su Yi, having nothing better to do, added a few more eggs next to the ink-wash turtle.
Looking around at the inner disciples who were diligently writing, Su Yi was suddenly inspired and began to write a poem on the scroll in a crooked and messy manner:
"Lotus flowers float in the lotus pond, and the male turtle embraces the female turtle's waist."
"The spring breeze makes fish and dragons dance all night, and they even talk nonsense about turtles being lewd."
What a beautiful poem!
One moment he transforms into an artist, the next into a poet, and occasionally, in his mind, he plays the role of a musician.
Before we knew it, the written exam was nearing its end.
Su Yi rolled up the scroll and placed it on the high platform in the square with the crowd. His two disciples smiled at Su Yi in a friendly manner.
Su Yi, her face stained with ink like a cat's, grinned broadly at the other person.
Anyway, you're going to fail no matter what you do, do you really think your brother Su is easy to scare?
Did they ask my godfather, the sect leader, before they wanted to kick me out of the inner circle?
The moment Su Yi handed in her exam paper, she felt an unprecedented sense of relaxation.
Once everything settled down, the tension from the exam vanished instantly, and Su Yi returned to his sunny and cheerful self.
Gu Wanquan, dressed in snow-white robes, walked over. He paused for a moment when he saw Su Yi's face, which was covered in graffiti like a cat's, and then asked with a slight smile, "How did you do on the questions, Senior Brother?"
"Hey, that's it. You'll get zero even if you don't get a hundred. How did Wan Quan do?" Su Yi stretched her sticky, ink-stained hand toward the hem of Gu Wan Quan's white robe, intending to wipe it, but Gu Wan Quan easily dodged it.
Gu Wanquan chuckled and said, "I believe you possess extraordinary talent, Senior Brother. A mere written exam will be no problem for you!"
"The written test isn't a problem, the problem is me, isn't it?" Su Yi rolled her eyes, feeling that the scheming worm in front of her was mocking her, so she decided to go back and catch up on her sleep.
"Senior brother, the written test results haven't come out yet, why are you in such a hurry? I heard there's a special reward for the first place in the written test," Gu Wanquan said hurriedly, stopping Su Yi.
"Oh, that's impressive, but what does it have to do with me?" Su Yi looked at Gu Wanquan with a puzzled expression. Could this kid really think that drawing a few turtles and writing a great little poem would make him the top scorer in the written test?
But Gu Wanquan blocked Su Yi's way, preventing her from going back. Su Yi, exasperated, returned to her tea table and looked at the two personal disciples on the high platform organizing the scrolls. She couldn't help but feel indignant!
"Seriously? This cunning worm really wants to smear me? He just wants to see me make a fool of myself?"
The thought of the written test results coming out, with the seemingly harmless Gu Wanquan coming out first and her coming in last, and the other party laughing and mocking her, made Su Yi quite angry!
On the high platform, the two Golden Core cultivators, having finished tidying up the scrolls, exchanged a glance, simultaneously formed hand seals, pointed their fingers to the sky, and shouted, "Open the Heavenly Gate!"
Two streams of true energy shot straight into the sky and flew into a cloud.
Suddenly, the scenery in the square changed, and everyone appeared below a cliff.
Even seasoned veterans like Li Yunxiao had never experienced a monthly exam like this before, and whispers immediately arose, wondering what this monthly exam was all about!
The only thing that remained unchanged was the high platform that still stood in the square. The two direct disciples shouted to the restless inner disciples, "This is the entrance to the Sunset Glow Inner Realm, which is held once every ten years. The Sunset Glow Inner Realm is a world created by a Mahayana cultivator of our Sunset Glow Immortal Sect!"
"The top ten in this martial arts examination will be selected to enter the inner world for a tour. Within this small world, they can witness the secrets of the supreme Dao and the secret techniques of sages throughout history. The person who ranks first in the written examination will be exempt from the martial arts examination!"
Upon hearing the words of the disciple on the high platform, hundreds of people on the cliff gasped in surprise.
I knew this monthly exam was unusual, but I never expected the sect to be so generous as to bestow such a precious treasure upon me.
If I had known this would happen, I would have studied harder during the written test.
The direct disciple looked down at the ignorant inner disciples below and couldn't help but sneer inwardly. Did they really think that the things of the sect's past sages were easy to take?
Even if you manage to squeeze into the top ten by sheer luck, you might still end up empty-handed!
The two disciples simultaneously flipped through the scrolls again, pointing to the scrolls written by the crowd in front of them.
Hundreds of scrolls unfurled automatically without wind, and the two quickly reviewed them using their Golden Core supernatural powers.
Upon seeing a turtle and several turtle eggs, my expression froze instantly.
"This kind of disgrace to the sect should be expelled from the inner sect sooner or later, lest he tarnish the reputation of the immortal sect!"
I wanted to see what this scoundrel's name was, but it turns out he knew he was definitely not qualified, so he didn't write his name down!
The two of them had the same thought at the same time, but just as the thought left their minds, a scroll with beautiful handwriting, neat parallelism, and a well-organized solution appeared in front of them.
All questions were answered, and the answers were exactly the same as the standard answers!
It is evident that the person who wrote this scroll was either highly talented or already knew the exam questions!
When the two looked at the signature, they couldn't help but reveal an expression of "I knew it!"
The two disciples simultaneously looked at Su Yi, whose face was stained like a cat's, and said loudly:
"The top scorer in this written exam! Su Yi!"
Su Yi could guess what the traditional Chinese characters of the title on the scroll were based on the context, but putting them together completely baffled her!
"On the connection between the basic hand seals and mudras of the Five Elements Escape Technique during the Foundation Establishment stage and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth?"
Please write out the specific steps for deriving the Dao Qi, the Eight Trigrams, and the Sixty-Four Hexagrams of the Pre-Heaven Formation using the Foundation Building Yin-Yang Method.
"Please calculate the conversion rate between the Innate Five Elements Method and the Interconnection of Heaven and Earth Five Elements from the Third to the Sixth Level of Foundation Establishment?"
???
Su Yi stared blankly at the densely packed essay questions on the scroll, then her vision went black.
I know that macaroni needs to be mixed with No. 27 concrete, dipped in a charger, and used in the sewer for cooking.
There are so many words on this scroll, it would be a huge struggle to even break it down into paragraphs, let alone answer the questions!
Su Yi picked up the brush, focused her energy in her dantian, suddenly opened her eyes, and as if divinely inspired, began to write with great skill and precision on the scroll.
After a short while, Su Yi stopped drawing and looked at the turtle she had drawn on the scroll with great appreciation.
With just a few simple strokes, the ink turtle comes to life on the scroll, especially its tiny, slanted eyes, which are about the size of mung beans and have a very postmodern style!
As expected of me, I look like an art student no matter how you look at it. If I fail the exam, I'll have no choice but to give speeches in small bars!
Su Yi had tried answering the questions before, but whenever she concentrated on studying the questions, pop songs would inexplicably start playing in her head.
Or perhaps one could contemplate the unspoken connection between hippos and centaurs.
As soon as he gets serious, his mind goes bewitched, and all sorts of strange thoughts flood his mind!
After trying to be serious, Su Yi could only regretfully admit that she had been set up by the sect.
Ten years of hard study cannot compare to the power of a sect's millennia-old capital!
While lamenting the unfairness of her fate, Su Yi, having nothing better to do, added a few more eggs next to the ink-wash turtle.
Looking around at the inner disciples who were diligently writing, Su Yi was suddenly inspired and began to write a poem on the scroll in a crooked and messy manner:
"Lotus flowers float in the lotus pond, and the male turtle embraces the female turtle's waist."
"The spring breeze makes fish and dragons dance all night, and they even talk nonsense about turtles being lewd."
What a beautiful poem!
One moment he transforms into an artist, the next into a poet, and occasionally, in his mind, he plays the role of a musician.
Before we knew it, the written exam was nearing its end.
Su Yi rolled up the scroll and placed it on the high platform in the square with the crowd. His two disciples smiled at Su Yi in a friendly manner.
Su Yi, her face stained with ink like a cat's, grinned broadly at the other person.
Anyway, you're going to fail no matter what you do, do you really think your brother Su is easy to scare?
Did they ask my godfather, the sect leader, before they wanted to kick me out of the inner circle?
The moment Su Yi handed in her exam paper, she felt an unprecedented sense of relaxation.
Once everything settled down, the tension from the exam vanished instantly, and Su Yi returned to his sunny and cheerful self.
Gu Wanquan, dressed in snow-white robes, walked over. He paused for a moment when he saw Su Yi's face, which was covered in graffiti like a cat's, and then asked with a slight smile, "How did you do on the questions, Senior Brother?"
"Hey, that's it. You'll get zero even if you don't get a hundred. How did Wan Quan do?" Su Yi stretched her sticky, ink-stained hand toward the hem of Gu Wan Quan's white robe, intending to wipe it, but Gu Wan Quan easily dodged it.
Gu Wanquan chuckled and said, "I believe you possess extraordinary talent, Senior Brother. A mere written exam will be no problem for you!"
"The written test isn't a problem, the problem is me, isn't it?" Su Yi rolled her eyes, feeling that the scheming worm in front of her was mocking her, so she decided to go back and catch up on her sleep.
"Senior brother, the written test results haven't come out yet, why are you in such a hurry? I heard there's a special reward for the first place in the written test," Gu Wanquan said hurriedly, stopping Su Yi.
"Oh, that's impressive, but what does it have to do with me?" Su Yi looked at Gu Wanquan with a puzzled expression. Could this kid really think that drawing a few turtles and writing a great little poem would make him the top scorer in the written test?
But Gu Wanquan blocked Su Yi's way, preventing her from going back. Su Yi, exasperated, returned to her tea table and looked at the two personal disciples on the high platform organizing the scrolls. She couldn't help but feel indignant!
"Seriously? This cunning worm really wants to smear me? He just wants to see me make a fool of myself?"
The thought of the written test results coming out, with the seemingly harmless Gu Wanquan coming out first and her coming in last, and the other party laughing and mocking her, made Su Yi quite angry!
On the high platform, the two Golden Core cultivators, having finished tidying up the scrolls, exchanged a glance, simultaneously formed hand seals, pointed their fingers to the sky, and shouted, "Open the Heavenly Gate!"
Two streams of true energy shot straight into the sky and flew into a cloud.
Suddenly, the scenery in the square changed, and everyone appeared below a cliff.
Even seasoned veterans like Li Yunxiao had never experienced a monthly exam like this before, and whispers immediately arose, wondering what this monthly exam was all about!
The only thing that remained unchanged was the high platform that still stood in the square. The two direct disciples shouted to the restless inner disciples, "This is the entrance to the Sunset Glow Inner Realm, which is held once every ten years. The Sunset Glow Inner Realm is a world created by a Mahayana cultivator of our Sunset Glow Immortal Sect!"
"The top ten in this martial arts examination will be selected to enter the inner world for a tour. Within this small world, they can witness the secrets of the supreme Dao and the secret techniques of sages throughout history. The person who ranks first in the written examination will be exempt from the martial arts examination!"
Upon hearing the words of the disciple on the high platform, hundreds of people on the cliff gasped in surprise.
I knew this monthly exam was unusual, but I never expected the sect to be so generous as to bestow such a precious treasure upon me.
If I had known this would happen, I would have studied harder during the written test.
The direct disciple looked down at the ignorant inner disciples below and couldn't help but sneer inwardly. Did they really think that the things of the sect's past sages were easy to take?
Even if you manage to squeeze into the top ten by sheer luck, you might still end up empty-handed!
The two disciples simultaneously flipped through the scrolls again, pointing to the scrolls written by the crowd in front of them.
Hundreds of scrolls unfurled automatically without wind, and the two quickly reviewed them using their Golden Core supernatural powers.
Upon seeing a turtle and several turtle eggs, my expression froze instantly.
"This kind of disgrace to the sect should be expelled from the inner sect sooner or later, lest he tarnish the reputation of the immortal sect!"
I wanted to see what this scoundrel's name was, but it turns out he knew he was definitely not qualified, so he didn't write his name down!
The two of them had the same thought at the same time, but just as the thought left their minds, a scroll with beautiful handwriting, neat parallelism, and a well-organized solution appeared in front of them.
All questions were answered, and the answers were exactly the same as the standard answers!
It is evident that the person who wrote this scroll was either highly talented or already knew the exam questions!
When the two looked at the signature, they couldn't help but reveal an expression of "I knew it!"
The two disciples simultaneously looked at Su Yi, whose face was stained like a cat's, and said loudly:
"The top scorer in this written exam! Su Yi!"
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