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Chapter 48: With a condom in hand, pick up poop and throw it away!
In her past life, Lu Jinnan also brought her onto this children's reality show, making her constantly help him and Xi Yuntan get together, and pretend to be obedient to please Actor Pei.
He, on the other hand, plays the role of a gentle, considerate, and almost perfect woman.
After the show aired, Lu Jinnan's popularity skyrocketed, and he received so many offers that he couldn't keep up with them. Movie stars Pei Yingdi received invitations to various variety shows, and even the script that originally belonged to Shi Yang... he snatched them all away.
He rose from a second-tier actor to a movie star thanks to this variety show, winning several Best Actor awards, and enjoying his fame until she went to prison.
I overheard his interview by chance—
"I am very sorry to have such a bad-tempered niece, and I hope everyone can forgive me."
Shen Zhi snapped out of her thoughts. In this lifetime, she would not let Lu Jinnan succeed!
Lu Jinnan's expression didn't change much after being rejected; he turned to look at Xi Yuntan.
Perfect timing, now that the light bulb is gone, he can finally put his skills to good use.
"Yun Tan, I'll help you pick them up in a bit."
Xi Yuntan didn't speak, her slender fingers caressing the pear in her hand, but her gaze fell on Shi Yang and Lan Lan not far away.
On the other side, Lan Lan stood in front of Shi Yang, pleading pitifully:
"Shi Yang, could you do me a favor later? I'm alone with Weiwei, and dressed like this, it might be inconvenient for me to collect cow dung."
Lan Lan presented Shi Yang with her best angle, blinking her big eyes.
Shi Yang simply looked down at her, and after a long while, let out a cold sneer:
"You know you're coming to the countryside, why are you dressed like this? Are you stupid or just trying to be lazy?"
"Who among us isn't raising a child alone? Who has it easier?"
Shi Yang let out a long "Oh," and said, "I know, you want to see us all looking disheveled so that you can stand out by looking clean and beautiful, right? Miss Lan, what a scheme!"
Lan Lan's expression froze instantly.
This outfit of hers is a limited edition haute couture piece, which she managed to snag with great difficulty, costing her several million!
She definitely wouldn't want to get out of bed and do that kind of thing!
However, Shi Yang was right; that's exactly what she thought.
Most male celebrities would be too embarrassed to refuse in front of the camera, but she didn't expect Shi Yang to be different...
Lan Lan waited two seconds, and seeing that he didn't react, she took another half step forward, her voice even softer: "Teacher Shi, just a little help—"
"If you don't leave..."
Shi Yang finally spoke.
The voice wasn't loud, but every word sounded like it was being squeezed out from between his teeth.
He bent down and picked up a piece of cow dung from the ground.
It might not be completely dry yet.
That pile of cow dung was exceptionally black.
"I'll throw this at you."
The air freezes.
【? ? ? ? 】
[Has Shi Yang gone mad? Or did I hear wrong, hahaha? Is this something a male celebrity should say?]
[I'm on Shi Yang's side this time. Why should we give in to Lan Lan when everyone has to work?]
Lan Lan's face turned pale.
"You, you..."
Shi Yang ignored her and tossed the cow dung into the air.
Startled, Lan Lan turned and ran away.
After a graceful parabola, the pile of cow dung landed steadily in the basket behind the man.
Xi Yuntan couldn't help but chuckle softly. She looked away, noticing Lu Jinnan still standing beside her, and politely declined.
"No need, Xin Xin has already chosen her teammates. Adding more would be unfair to the others."
Lu Jinnan wanted to persuade him further, but then he heard Lu Yufeng's cold, mocking laugh from behind him:
"You're deluding yourself. How could I have an uncle like you who likes to fawn over me?"
Lu Yufeng looked at Lu Jinnan indifferently, his face expressionless, but his eyes clearly said two words—serves you right!
The comments section erupted in laughter:
[So it was Uncle and Nephew from the Anti-Lu gang who came!]
[Lu Yufeng: Uncle, the way you're acting like a simp is unbearable to watch]
[These words really hit home, haha!]
[Am I the only one who noticed that Fairy Yun Tan just smiled? Was it because Shi Yang rejected Lan Lan?]
Shi Yang had long legs and caught up with Shen Zhi and Gu Xin in no time.
Although cow dung is good, a group of pampered young princesses and princes who have been spoiled since childhood are still somewhat resistant to picking it up.
Gu Xin scrunched up her face, pinched her nose, and whispered, "Zhizhi, it smells bad here... Do we really have to pick it up?"
Shen Zhi took two clips out of her pocket, handed one to Gu Xin, and clipped the other to her own nose: "Clipping them on should make it less smelly, right..."
"If we don't pick them up, we'll go hungry at noon."
The two little ones' earnest and conflicted expressions melted the hearts of the viewers in the live stream.
Just as Shen Zhi made up her mind to go down into the field, she squatted on the edge of the field, carefully stretching out her short legs to test the distance, preparing to jump over the small ridge.
"One, two~ Jump!" Shen Zhi whispered to herself, but just as she was about to jump, Shi Yang grabbed her again.
Shi Yang steadily scooped Shen Zhi back up and placed her on the edge of the field.
He removed the clip from her nose and straightened her sleeves: "You and Xin Xin stand here, don't move."
"Uncle, what about lunch? If we don't eat, Zhizhi's tummy will protest!"
Shi Yang rolled up his sleeves, revealing his forearms, which had sharp lines, and even his prominent wrist bones exuded a handsome air.
"I'm going to collect cow dung; you just keep an eye on things."
Shi Yang avoided eye contact with Xi Yuntan and gave a brief instruction:
"Take the two of them to a clean place and wait there. You won't go hungry."
After saying that, Shi Yang turned and went into the field.
The boots sank into the grass, which was muddy and difficult to walk on after the rain, leaving footprints with each step.
But Shi Yang walked steadily and nimbly, bent down, picked up a piece of cow dung, and threw it into the basket.
Bend down again, pick it up again, and throw it away again.
The movements were swift and decisive, without the slightest hesitation or expression of disgust.
The viewers in the live chat were all stunned by this scene.
Is this still the same hot-tempered Shi Yang?
[Does anyone understand? That line he just said was so cool!]
I think I'm starting to not understand Shi Yang anymore...
【!! Shi Yang himself is filthy, but Zhi Zhi and her ex-girlfriend both have to be clean and tidy!】
Xi Yuntan's fingertips twitched slightly, as if she could see the little boy who had protected her many years ago.
It's just a pity... that the two of them couldn't stay together until the end.
After settling the two little ones in, Xi Yuntan asked the camera crew to keep an eye on them and then walked towards the field.
Unlike Lan Lan, who waits to reap without sowing, she can do anything Shi Yang can do, so why can't she?
Shen Zhi sat on a rock, swinging her legs, watching Shi Yang walk back and forth in the field.
"Second Uncle, you're amazing!" she exclaimed. "You picked them up so fast!"
Shi Yang didn't turn around, but the tips of her ears seemed to have turned a little red.
Although he didn't say it, Shi Yang's movements as he picked up cow dung became faster and faster.
He wasn't doing it for the little brat, he was just doing it for lunch.
If she gets thin from hunger and cries, he'll be the one who gets scolded when she gets home.
While these two groups are enjoying a peaceful and serene time, the other side is quite lively.
Pei Yuye got so engrossed in collecting cow dung that he acted as if he had found a treasure, excitedly shouting every time he picked up a piece.
Even Pei Shaoyuan could only be reduced to being his lackey, carrying baskets for him.
Despite her reluctance, Lan Lan put on her rain boots and went down to the ground.
At this point, even her K-pop idol-level composure crumbled, and she began to dry heave repeatedly.
Lu Weiwei broke down in disgust:
"What... ugh... what a terrible place! Ugh... I don't want to... I'm going to throw up!"
Not to mention, she caught a glimpse of Shen Zhi and Gu Xin sitting on the rocks to rest, which immediately made her feel resentful.
Why don't they have to work!
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