A pretty live streamer beckons, and a lewd male protagonist hooks her up.
Chapter 9 Brain Teasers
Not long after the message was sent out, I, being a busybody, took the initiative to request a connection with Wen Ruan.
The moment the call connected, the idler leaned closer to the screen and said in a high-pitched voice, "Good evening, little cake."
"You're wearing a blue tiered dress today, it's so cute!"
[A fan of cilantro (humbly): To use your masculine charm, my baby just did a rap performance, and it was so good!]
[A random commenter: Little Cake, hurry up and fight him! Today I'm going to make him lose even his underwear!]
The idler's alternate account was logged into Wen Ruan's live stream, and he saw it as soon as Wen Ruan spoke.
"Hey, you scoundrel, you've got some big talk."
"Come on, Little Cake, let's have a normal PK match. I want to see how that scoundrel makes me lose even my underwear!"
"Okay."
Wen Ruan's first PK today began with a dispute between Hun Deru and Xianren.
"Hey, how about we have a few minutes of PK?"
"Ten minutes, let's give that scoundrel plenty of time to go out and borrow money, so he won't go around saying I bullied him."
"Okay..." Wen Ruan chose the PK mode, then asked, "What about the punishment?"
I'm not just standing around doing nothing: "Your fans said you did a shout-out just now. If I win, you'll have to do it again for me, okay?"
"Uh-huh."
Wen Ruan nodded. "If I win, will you please stop kicking the rascal?"
I, not being a bystander, was taken aback: "Is the punishment that simple?"
"Don't you want me to do anything else? Like dance for you or sing a song and show off my abs?"
Wen Ruan smiled and said, "That's fine."
She saw that the baby was being kicked by strangers, like a bird that couldn't return to its nest, which was quite pitiful.
Besides, abs are just a bumpy piece of flesh, what's so attractive about them?
【The Incompetent Husband 156: So?】
[The streamer "Incompetent Husband 156" has been removed from the live stream by administrator "Crane"!]
[Past Events Gone with the Wind: Hahaha, the incompetent guy says no one is speaking up for him.]
[Simp: He keeps calling Little Cake "wife," if I were an admin I'd kick him out. How dare he call someone "wife"? Little Cake is clearly my laundry detergent!]
"Little cake, let's not mute our microphones, let's just keep playing like this."
"OK."
"Family members, vote! If you want Brother Hunzi back, go across the street. If you don't want Brother Hunzi back, stay here and let your Brother Xian swipe your cards!"
At Xianren's command, Wen Ruan's live stream room suddenly flooded with people and became lively.
[“Idle Egg Superman” enters the live stream.]
【"Idle Egg Superman" is giving away 10 lollipops】(9 Star Coins)
[Brother Hunzi, please come back soon! I miss you so much in Brother Xian's live stream.]
【"I love cilantro (Humble Version)" sends 1 little heart】(0.1 Star Coin)
[This is my last act of defiance, baby. This is all I can do for you. The lucky bags in the other live stream are so hard to get, sob sob.]
The mixed-up guy was still observing the opportunity, and just in case, he planned to steal the tower ten seconds before the live broadcast ended.
"Little cake, I happen to have a few riddles here. Want to test your knowledge?"
[Idle Egg Superman: What do you mean by "just a few"? You probably spent the whole night secretly checking under the covers!]
My temples are throbbing. Luckily, Wen Ruan doesn't have a secondary account and can't see the content in his live stream, otherwise, wouldn't I be in deep trouble?
"Little cake, if you win, I'll send you two hot air balloons on a smaller scale, how about that?"
Wen Ruan suppressed the smirk that was forming on her lips and asked suspiciously, "You're not lying to me?"
"Yes, I'm not lying to you."
"Okay, I'm ready!"
I'm not just some idle chatterbox; I cough lightly. "Why is Xiaoming laughing so much after taking his medicine?"
Wen Ruan: "Are you happy because you're better?"
"Because the doctor said the medicine would last for an hour (to laugh)."
First blood!
What kinds of trees grow in the Arctic?
"Can there still be trees in the Arctic?"
"Function (cold) number (tree)".
Double kill!
Wen Ruan puffed out her cheeks angrily: "Don't try to fool me, I'm not well-educated!"
I wasn't one to scoff lightly, so I continued, "If you can't open a bottle cap, what animal can you ask for help?"
"Chimpanzees."
Wen Ruan answered this question without any pressure, because when she was in the mountains, the gorillas helped her open the bottles she found!
"Wrong, the answer is peacock."
"Why?"
"Because of the peacock spreading its tail feathers (of the bottle)."
Wen Ruan: "..."
Triple kill!
"...Okay, one last question: A pig was crossing the road and crashed straight into a tree. Why?"
"I know, I know!"
Wen Ruan's eyes lit up for a moment; she had just seen this video a few days ago. She confidently replied, "Because pigs don't know how to solve riddles!"
But as soon as she finished speaking, she belatedly realized that the idler had asked five riddles, and she had only answered one correctly.
Does that mean she's a pig who can't think straight?
Damn it.
Wen Ruantian came to her senses, and the sky fell!
She's actually a pig!
【“I’m a Leisurely Person” sends out 1 hot air balloon】(52 Star Coins)
"Didn't you say you'd only give it to me if I won?"
I, not being idle, nervously touched my nose and said, "Medical expenses."
He hadn't expected Little Cake to be so clueless; he'd specifically chosen the simplest questions, but Little Cake only knew the last one...
[I love cilantro (humble version): Hahaha, this is hilarious! I'm just a pig who can't solve riddles!]
[Simp: This little cake is so cute, it's clearly a piglet. *snorts*.jpg]
【"Crane" sends a helicopter*1】(299.9 Star Coins)
[Past Events Fade Away: The top spender remains silent, only focusing on spending money and sending gifts.]
"Thank you, Brother Crane, for the helicopter! You're so handsome and generous! Little Cake loves you forever!"
[Crane: You're pretty good at sweet-talking people?]
Wen Ruan feigned disappointment: "Brother He, you don't like it? If I had known you didn't like it, I wouldn't have said anything."
Shen Jinghe: "..."
He looked at the charming and witty livestreamer on his phone, and a few pixels of his smile rose almost imperceptibly.
My hand slipped, and I accidentally sent out two more helicopters.
Wen Ruan put her hands on her hips, her tone defiant despite her lack of conviction: "Hmph, Brother He, you really like it when I praise you, don't you? You two-faced man!"
Shen Jinghe laughed in anger, pressing his teeth against his cheeks and unconsciously crossing his legs.
The employees in front of them were dumbfounded.
Today, the "Living Yama" not only frequently checked his phone to reply to messages during the meeting, but he even laughed!
They all sat obediently in their seats, not daring to move.
After all, a smile from the CEO can mean the difference between life and death!
"Mr. Shen, the proposal is finished..."
The director who had given the report earlier finished his last few sentences with a stiff upper lip, beads of sweat sliding down his cheeks and disappearing into his collar.
Upon hearing this, Shen Jinghe left Wen Ruan's live stream and refocused on the meeting.
He glanced at the proposal indifferently.
Although he was watching Little Cake's live stream, he also listened to everything the person in front of him reported.
Shen Jinghe tapped the table lightly with his knuckles, saying casually, "This is what your marketing department produced in a month?"
"Mr. Shen, I know our proposal is terrible, I'll take it back and revise it right away—"
"Need not."
The director was shocked and exclaimed that he was doomed. In just a few seconds, he even came up with his resignation statement!
The next second, Shen Jinghe approved the plan directly, and even pointed out a few problems in a rather "gentle" way, instead of scolding them mercilessly as before.
Everyone was stunned, and the private work group instantly exploded with speculation that Shen Yanwang had been possessed today.
Shen Jinghe, however, knew nothing about this and disdained to know.
"Meeting adjourned!"
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