A pretty live streamer beckons, and a lewd male protagonist hooks her up.

Holy crap, there are two mysterious people here!

【Stimulate!】

[This looks like a fake account. They come in and call me "wife," how polite! I've never even called anyone "baby" or "wife" before! *crying emoji*]

[Past Events Drift Away: Where's my brother He? Why hasn't he come to kick someone out yet?]

[The sunset is beautiful: Baby, can I kick him out?]

Senior citizens do not need to participate in the competition.

[The sunset is infinitely beautiful: ... I'm not old, I'm really young.]

Hmm, what happened to that scoundrel bro? He's gone missing today too?

Wen Ruan: "Mysterious brother, are you the account 9723?"

[Mysterious Person 9723: It's me.]

Wen Ruan compared the two and found that one of the mysterious people had the administrator's mark, while the other did not.

The person who came in and immediately called her "wife" was not there...

[Mysterious Man 1234: What are you guys talking about? Honey, don't you remember me?]

Who do you think you are? Our baby should remember you!

Wait, you wouldn't happen to be...

Wen Ruan thought for a moment. This familiar tone, with every sentence mentioning the word "wife," could only come from one person she knew.

"Aren't you an incompetent husband?" Wen Ruan asked with certainty.

[Mysterious Man 1234: !!! Honey, you still remember me! It wasn't for nothing that I was arrested and forced to work illegally for so long! This is the money I saved up for half a month, it's all for you.]

【"Mysterious Person 1234" sends a kiss*1】(9.9 Star Coins)

【"Mysterious Person 1234" sent 99 roses】(9.9 Star Coins)

【"Mysterious Person 1234" sent a hot air balloon*1】(52 Star Coins)

[You worked illegally for half a month and this is all you earned?]

[So, I guess I'm just incompetent after all...disappointed.jpg]

[But if you don't have money, where did you get the Mystery Account? I need a tutorial.]

[Mysterious Person 1234: All you care about is money, don't you care about what I've been through lately? Pathetic.jpg]

Wen Ruan: "You useless baby, they were just teasing you. Before, when you disappeared, everyone was trying to find you."

[Mysterious Person 1234: Really?]

"Mmm." Wen Ruan moved a little closer. "Tell me in detail, and we'll help you with any difficulties you may be having."

"We, the Egg Family Army, are all a great bunch of kids, aren't we!"

Go for it!

【(*^▽^*)】

Fine, for the baby's sake, I'll reluctantly let you off the hook.

[Mysterious Person 1234: To be honest, I'm still on my way to the sports car, oops, I mean, on my escape vehicle...]

Two weeks ago, Wu Neng suddenly received an offer from a big company with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan and no probation period. Without thinking twice, he packed his bags and went to Beijing.

When he arrived, the company, citing confidentiality, prohibited him from using any electronic devices other than those belonging to the company.

This incompetence is understandable.

But after he actually started working, he realized what it meant to have money hard to earn and life difficult.

Earning 100,000 a month is great, but his hands are almost broken from typing on the keyboard!

Furthermore, they can't surf the internet, order takeout, or contact the outside world...

I feel so helpless, I'm about to burst!

So, while his boss was away on a business trip, he gave up half a month's salary, threw his resignation letter on the HR desk, and ran away decisively. Now he's sitting on the train back to his hometown, watching a live stream with headphones on.

[Waaaaah, this is so tragic! I've been working for half a month and I'm still losing money. If you really can't afford food, our Beggars' Guild will help you with crowdfunding...]

[You're saying you're quitting a job that pays 100,000 a month?]

[Are you out of your mind?]

【Mysterious Person 1234: I love freedom by nature. Sitting in the office, I feel like a caged bird, without freedom, especially since I can't see my sweet and soft wife there.

And it's only 100,000, not 1 billion, why are you all so agitated?

[Mysterious Person 1234: But does anyone want to keep listening? If so, type '1' and I might consider writing this experience into a book. It won't be expensive; I'll just charge 500 yuan per book.]

[Crane: Are you done talking?]

"Brother He, you're here!" Wen Ruan complained softly, "It's so late today, you weren't even the first one to come in..."

【"Crane" gives away Carnival*1】(3000 Star Coins)

[Crane: Something came up, just finished taking care of it.]

"What's wrong?"

Wen Ruan tore open the packaging bag, stuffed a small piece of bread, about the size of a thumb, into her mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it with warm water.

There was still no news from Song Yu today, and Wen Ruan was a little worried that something had happened to him. She couldn't eat during the day, and her stomach started growling as soon as she started her live stream.

Luckily, we had plenty of snacks at home, otherwise Wen Ruan would have starved!

She acted quickly, without wasting too much time, and kept glancing at the public chat screen, afraid of missing anything.

[Crane: Arrest people.]

Before anyone could react to what arresting someone meant, the incompetent husband suddenly went insane.

[Mysterious Person 1234: I love going to work, I enjoy going to work, I can't bear to part with my monthly salary of 100,000 and the huge year-end bonus, so I've decided to go back to work, everyone! See you later! *fist bump*]

[The streamer "Mysterious Person 1234" has left the live stream.]

【? 】

[I have a naive idea... Could He be that incompetent, heartless boss...?]

After all, He Gang was possessed as soon as he finished saying he was incompetent at capturing people.

Shh—don't let them drag you into illegal work later.

[Hey Crane, do you think I could work for you illegally? I'm not picky, 50,000 a month is fine.]

"Ten thousand is fine with me."

[Simp: How pathetic! Unlike me, I only need three thousand! Proud.jpg]

[Mysterious Person 9723: @Crane, tsk, can't even keep an eye on a person, is that all the skill you have?]

[Crane: You talk a lot?]

[The sunset is infinitely beautiful: You guys argue a bit more, the kids love to watch. (Smiling face.jpg)]

This sunset is so cunning!

[Exactly, let the crane argue with the mysterious man so he can peacefully be all lovey-dovey with the little cake, ugh! *eye roll*]

"Brother Crane, you're really a useless...heartless boss?"

[Crane: No, it's just a coincidence.]

Wen Ruan breathed a sigh of relief. She knew it! How could Shen Jinghe be so bad?

With a monthly salary of 100,000, you'd probably make a million a year...

I guess Wu Neng came here today specifically to show off to them; he should be fine.

Wen Ruan was relieved and smiled as she told everyone that she had left the Changfeng Guild, reminding them:

"You guys need to be careful, there are so many scammers these days. If you know any streamers in this guild, make sure they leave as soon as possible."

"Yesterday I just didn't want to renew the contract, and they demanded ten million in compensation! That's terrible!"

[I just checked, and the Changfeng guild was banned and removed from the platform this afternoon...]