After obtaining the Yin-Yang inheritance, I became invincible.
Chapter 55 "Do you have sanitary napkins?"
The metal panels on the outside of all the doors and windows slowly fell down.
At this moment, Auction Hall No. 1 truly became an "isolated island".
In the corridor, there was a tall and burly martial artist every seven or eight steps.
Each martial artist wore a short, black outfit with a red belt and the character "林" (Lin) embroidered on their left chest.
Yun Chen glanced around and saw that the martial artists ranged from the first to the third rank of the Acquired Realm.
"As expected of a family of grandmasters, their foundation is indeed very profound."
Yun Chen sighed, but what he was thinking about was how to sneak into the women's restroom without making a sound.
Besides the martial arts practitioners nearby, there was also a security camera pointing directly at the corridor leading to the women's restroom.
"Standing close to the wall should allow me to avoid the cameras. As for the guards..."
A moment later, a martial artist who was closer to the restroom suddenly cried out "Ah!" and then looked panicked. He covered his crotch with his hands and knelt down on the ground with a "plop".
Several martial artists nearby immediately surrounded them to check the situation.
"Fourth brother, what's wrong?"
"Holy crap! Maybe I took too much Viagra yesterday, and now I'm having these symptoms again."
The others glanced at the spot where the fourth brother was covering his hands and rolled their eyes in disdain.
Just then, a gust of wind suddenly made everyone's vision blur.
"Holy crap! What the hell is that?"
"I don't know either."
"Are there any side effects from the drugs we took last night?"
While the group was in a state of chaos, Yun Chen had already slipped into the women's restroom.
Seeing that no one was outside, Yun Chen's gaze fell on the cubicle doors of the squatting stalls.
"Are they all locked?"
He was surprised to find that all the door locks here were red.
"That shouldn't be the case."
He tried to recall, and there were fewer than ten women in Hall One just now.
There are sixteen partitions here.
He squatted down, his head almost touching the ground, and began to check them one by one.
I looked at three, and there were no feet inside, which proves that there was no one there.
He continued to move forward, but still nothing.
He lay down on the ground again to check the second-to-last squatting stall, which was still empty.
But he discovered that in the last compartment, beneath the floral skirt were a pair of beautiful legs encased in black, with flesh-colored lace panties hanging above the ankles.
Those patent leather high heels with exposed toes instantly confirmed Yun Chen's identity.
"Hiss... That's it, it's her!"
Yun Chen looked up at the lock of the last partition door and was surprised to see that the lock had changed from red to green.
With a "click," the woman inside unlocked the door, but the door remained closed.
"Hello! Do you have sanitary napkins? I suddenly got my period and wasn't prepared."
Yun Chen's lips twitched, his expression slightly shocked.
I thought the person controlled by the Heart-Eating Gu would be similar to a puppet.
But the woman inside spoke in a way that was exactly the same as a normal person.
Especially the slightly apologetic and anxious tone in her last sentence made Yun Chen feel that this woman was particularly realistic.
Just as he was pondering how to deal with it, a sudden gust of wind swept in from behind.
Yun Chen clearly felt the power of this attack, and even he could not be careless in the slightest.
Since we can't avoid it, let's just face it head-on.
With this in mind, he braced himself against the ground with both arms, his body suddenly flipped in the air, and he forcefully thrust out his palms.
The attacker was clearly caught off guard, not expecting Yun Chen to be able to prop himself up with his arms and even turn around in mid-air. He was momentarily at a loss.
Both sides were fighting with all their might, but their moves were outdated and they couldn't change their tactics.
"Bang—!"
"Bang—!"
The two hands did not collide, but grazed each other, striking each other's chests almost simultaneously.
The attacker cried out "Ah!" as Yun Chen's palm force pushed him away, sending him flying backward and crashing to the ground.
The incident happened so suddenly that Yun Chen, whose body was in mid-air, was unable to receive the force and was directly slammed to the ground by the opponent's palm strike.
However, his body had already undergone a complete cleansing and purification process, so this attack couldn't harm him.
He used his waist strength to do a somersault on the spot and stood up straight.
At the same time, the other party made the same move.
However, due to their different body structures, the other person's exaggerated chest swayed violently up and down.
"Ouch...it hurts..."
The other person sounded pained and quickly wrapped their arms around their ample bosom.
In that instant, both the voice and the prominent figure confirmed Yun Chen's identity.
Seeing that Xiao Hanyi seemed about to shout angrily, Yun Chen suddenly exerted force with both feet, and his body leaped up like a gust of wind.
Xiao Hanyi was surprised by how fast the other party was. Before she could react, Yun Chen had already hugged her tightly.
"Don't speak! It's me!"
As he spoke, he removed his and Xiao Hanyi's masks.
Upon seeing Yun Chen, Xiao Hanyi was so angry that she almost fainted.
Yun Chen continued, "There's something going on inside. Don't alert them."
The two embraced each other like lovers in the throes of passion.
Xiao Hanyi was so angry that she gritted her teeth.
"Could you please not hug me so tightly? My... my chest hurts."
Now, recalling what Yun Chen said when they parted yesterday, Xiao Hanyi even wondered if Yun Chen had done it on purpose.
My chest is just a little bigger than the average person's, isn't it?
There's no need to keep getting beaten up!
This is just too much!
Yun Chen loosened his arms, pulled Xiao Hanyi to the doorway, and whispered in Xiao Hanyi's ear:
"There's a puppet inside, it looks a lot like a real person, I think she's waiting for you."
"Waiting for me? How did she know I could come?" Xiao Hanyi asked, puzzled.
Yun Chen hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Do you have diarrhea?"
Xiao Hanyi blushed. "What's it to you?"
"You didn't eat anything unclean, right?" Yun Chen raised an eyebrow.
Xiao Hanyi's expression turned solemn.
"I'm fasting right now. I haven't eaten anything since last night, except for a cup of coffee this morning when I was at the Zhenwu Division."
Yun Chen's face darkened.
"Your Zhenwu Division isn't clean either!"
Xiao Hanyi was still somewhat confused.
"Even if someone gave me a laxative and arranged for someone to ambush me here, how would the people inside know it was me and not someone else?"
"Isn't that simple?"
Yun Chen pointed to the bathroom door.
"There's a security camera outside. If they want to target a female constable from the Zhenwu Division, wouldn't it be a piece of cake to hack this camera beforehand?"
Yun Chen had also figured it out.
The woman inside asked for sanitary napkins because she received a signal from outside.
Xiao Hanyi nodded slightly: "That makes sense! I'll go arrest that person right now!"
She had barely finished speaking when she suddenly clutched her stomach.
"Ah...I...I can't take it anymore, I need to go to the toilet."
Even with Yun Chen's extraordinary medical skills, he was helpless in this situation.
Just then, a sound came from the last partition again.
"Hello, do you have any sanitary napkins? My skirt is completely stained."
Upon hearing this voice, Xiao Hanyi frowned.
"Isn't this... just a normal person?"
But as soon as she finished speaking, her eyes widened suddenly.
Holy crap!
Yun Chen was startled.
"Why are you spouting traditional Chinese culture?"
Xiao Hanyi said angrily, "Damn it! They even know I'm on my period and wearing a sanitary napkin."
Yun Chen shrugged.
"You should worry about yourself first."
As soon as he finished speaking, he leaped into the first compartment.
With a "click," the door lock was opened.
Yun Chen waved his hand: "You handle this."
Xiao Hanyi clutched her stomach, looking like she was about to cry.
"Could you...could you come out first?"
"Oh, I'm sorry."
Yun Chen quickly slipped outside the door.
Xiao Hanyi rushed inside and quickly locked the door.
Yun Chen shrugged.
Even the goddess constable needs to use the restroom.
Humans have three urgent needs, and no one is exempt.
This is a good time to deal with that mysterious woman at the very back.
He tiptoed to the partition door, his inner energy slowly covering his entire body to prevent being attacked when he opened it.
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