My evil self is completely unable to exert its power in the Zerg.

Each slap was accompanied by a twisted "enlightenment".

As each believer left, their eyes burned with an almost fanatical "devotion" to the young monk in his holy robes, whose palms were crisp and fragrant.

They remembered Su Tang's teachings on "enjoyment," "pleasure," "self," and "competition"...

These "proverbs" packaged by Su Tang, accompanied by the slaps of the little male insect, were regarded as the supreme grace to cleanse the soul.

Su Tang rubbed her increasingly red and even slightly aching palms, cursing inwardly: What's wrong with these believers? Are their skin made of copper and iron?

But watching yet another believer leave, clutching the "mark of grace" and with a fanatical expression of "enlightenment," Su Tang felt a surge of pride, her tail swishing vigorously under the cushion.

"Hahaha! Another one! Another believer successfully corrupted by me! Look at their 'enlightened' expressions! It seems my ability to infiltrate minds has reached a heaven-defying level!"

"This confessional will be my revolutionary base! Before long, they will be completely obedient to me, and this reactionary army will become a milestone in my great cause of corrupting the church!"

The young male was completely absorbed in the immense sense of accomplishment he felt for having "successfully brainwashed" his followers, utterly unaware that:

The fanaticism seen by those believers did not stem from the "sugar theory" he instilled.

Rather, it stems from his noble existence as a male insect, from the "slap" that landed on the female insect's face, bearing the mark of male insect hormones.

It was a twisted satisfaction, a deep-seated longing for being touched by a male insect, a desire ingrained in one's very being.

The so-called "obedience" is not an agreement with his ideas, but rather an irresistible submission and desire to the male insect that is ingrained in the female insect's genes.

He knew even less.

Through the thick walls and doors of the confessional, Glahad's eyes, covered with white silk, were "watching" the little male insect's hand, which turned slightly red from the force of each slap, and the twisted yet satisfied glow of the soul that instantly rose on the faces of the believers.

Beneath the cold white silk, longing, like a dormant volcano, surged silently and violently.

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[Thread] [A True Male Bodhisattva Manifestation?!] I might really be blessed by the Father! The new priest is actually a male! He even touches my face and bestows blessings! (Incoherent)

Original Poster: [Anonymous Miner (Sanctuary Sector, New York)]

Content: By the God of Insects! Location: Stellar Cathedral! I just finished my morning prayers and was getting ready to go to the construction site to work. I heard that a new priest had come to the confessional who was incredibly good at counseling and calming agitated minds, so I thought I'd give it a try... and the result was...!

It wasn't some kind of forced "soothing" using superior mental power to oppress the mind; he genuinely knew how to soothe!

Brothers, he did more than just calm the riot in the mental sea; he was practically an omnipotent god! He directly cleared away the miscellaneous items in the mental sea and restarted it, leaving the insect feeling refreshed!

That's right, he's a male insect, so just give him the male insect essence!

Actually, my legs went weak the moment I walked in! The air was filled with that...that...high-purity male insect hormone smell! It smelled amazing! So fragrant and sweet! I almost lost my composure on the spot!

Then…then I saw His Excellency the Priest! He was sitting on a high chair, his feet barely touching the ground, dangling in mid-air…By the way, His Excellency the Priest was wearing a white robe, the kind with slits on the sides, so you could vaguely see…cough cough. [Blurry candid photo.JPG]

In short, the priest looked so small, you could easily pick him up... but he was so holy! He smelled so good! Forgive my limited vocabulary! Anyway, at that moment, I felt like my mind was soaking in warm water, so comfortable I wanted to cry!

I've forgotten what I confessed, but after listening, the priest said something in a very pleasant voice... I've forgotten what he said either, please forgive me, I was just too busy looking at the priest's little mouth at the time.

After recalling my deepest memories, I think the priest probably said that what the poster confessed was normal and that he understood. But that's not important. What's important is that!

His Holiness the priest told me to lean forward! He said he would bestow grace upon me!

God of Insects! I've never been this close to a male insect in my entire life!

Father's little hands...so soft!So warm!

After that slap, the poster felt as if their soul had been purified! All those dark thoughts in their head... cough cough, they were really all gone!

In short, after the fragrant hand touched the poster, the poster's mind was filled with nothing but boundless admiration for the priest and gratitude for the insect god!

After just a brief recollection, the poster's brother couldn't help but pay his respects to His Excellency the priest. In short, he was truly grateful!

Ahem, getting back to the main point, the poster suspects that this gentleman is an envoy sent by the Insect God!

Priests of the past would only talk about "patience," "dedication," and "atonement," but this priest tells us to "enjoy" and "cherish our own pleasures"!

Your Excellency, as a priest, is truly something else! This is true enlightenment! [Hot Top Comment]

1L: [Sit on the sofa by yourself]

First comment! Wait… a male insect priest? Are there still male insects daring to be priests these days?! And blessing someone by touching their face?! Are you crazy, or am I?! [Horror]

2L: [Anonymous Technician]

Holy crap! OP, I hacked the security camera over there at your coordinates right away. Check if it's this guy [Unauthorized Church Surveillance Screenshot.JPG]. If it is, then I've solved the case! This guy was already a male Bodhisattva, and now he's a real Bodhisattva! He's actually a priest in a church! The "Demon King Who Bullies Insects" has evolved into a "Holy Master"?! Damn it, when will it be my turn to get slapped?! Do you idiots even understand this?! (Frantically pulling hair)

3L: [My Lord, you can't be this gentle and kind]

Reply to 2L: Holy crap, isn't that the person from the [Evil Bad Candy] livestream?! OP, your ancestors' graves are emitting auspicious smoke! To be personally "purified" by the Bodhisattva?! This isn't purification, this is supreme glory! Envy is making me want to split my plasmids!! (Twisting and crawling) Brother 2L is right, they don't understand this slap at all!

P.S.: By the God of Insects, my lord's outfit is absolutely amazing! Why can't I save the image? I wanted to pass this picture down to future generations!

4L: [Loyal lackey of the Tang Clan]

"The pursuit of beauty is a right bestowed by the Insect God," "Enjoy yourself," "Cherish your own pleasure"... Lord Su Tang is preaching, brothers! He's teaching us to unleash our true nature! The Insect God's ascetic practices should have been obsolete long ago! I always said that suppressing one's spiritual sea like a demon of repression is wrong. We should let our spiritual sea rage, then calm it down by absorbing male insect essence! This has been the way since ancient times; this is the true return to one's nature!

Lord Su Tang is the true prophet! I need information on the shuttle bus and reservation methods for Xinghui Cathedral! I need to confess! Please, Father, purify me thoroughly! Please cleanse my soul with your holy hands! Baby Su Tang, here I come!

5L: [Strategic Analysis of the M78 Nebula]

Based on the priest's behavior described in the original poster's text, and the effect of the male insect toxins he emitted, it can be inferred that the trace amounts of male insect toxins contained in his "purification ritual," combined with physical contact, produced a profound spiritual comfort effect that is groundbreaking... Sorry, everyone, I really can't make this up anymore.

6L: [All I want is to get slapped]

Reply to 5L: What kind of evaluation is this! I just want to line up and get slapped! Let the divine hand purify my deeply ingrained spiritual sea! Your Majesty the Great Bodhisattva possesses boundless power! Tangmen! (Hands clasped together.jpg)

7L: [Anonymous Noble A (Sanctuary Sector)]

Just popping in quietly... What the original poster said is true. My brother came back from the cathedral yesterday, covering half his face, completely distracted, constantly muttering "enjoying pleasure... the glory of the insect god... the priest's blessing..." He even put his treasured antique energy stone, which he'd kept for many years, into the church's offering pool... When asked for details, he only said he felt inspired by God (his eyes were glazed over)... [Hot Top Comment]

300L: [Tangtang Xiongzhu's most obedient little ant]

Woke up so fast! I woke up to find Lord Su Tang acting as a male insect priest in the Holy Temple, using his sacred hand to save all living beings… Hahaha, our title of "Male Bodhisattva" is truly well-deserved! This isn't some evil demon king, he's clearly a living Bodhisattva walking among insects! The Starry Cathedral, right? Brothers! Let's go on a pilgrimage! Let's receive purification from his holy hand! May the Tang Clan live on forever! [One-way spaceship ticket order.jpg] [Hot Comments]

888L: [Anonymous Military Academy Student (Imperial Military Academy)]

Wait a minute!!! Starry Cathedral? Father Male Insect? Su Tang?! Is that Lord Su Tang from our school's celebration?! The Lord Su Tang who made the entire school and half of the capital star sector fall into a three-day coma?! (Panic) Isn't he at military academy? How did he end up as a priest at the cathedral?! What exactly happened on the day of the celebration?! (Hot Top Comment)

889L: [Eating melon seeds, little rascal]

Reply to 888L: Holy crap?! There's juicy gossip?! A detailed account of the mass coma?! Does Your Majesty possess such a large-scale crowd control skill? I demand a deeper investigation! Brother, please explain what happened at the celebration?

890L: [Anonymous Know-It-All (Central Star)]

Reply to 888L: Shh... don't say anything. Didn't the higher-ups say to keep it a secret? Don't get yourself involved!

However, I heard that on the day of the celebration, His Excellency Su Tang performed a show, and the moment he appeared, even the marshals and special envoys on the platform were affected! Their mental seas collectively crashed. It's rumored that the purity and intensity of his male insect essence broke all records. The military and the Holy See fought over him like it was a treasure, and in the end, His Excellency Su Tang was personally taken away by the Holy See. Now it seems… the Holy See directly tricked the insect into becoming a priest and proselytizing (brainwashing)? (doge) [Highly Rated Comment HOT]

891L: [Lemon Essence Pro Max]

So that's how it is! No wonder the military and the Holy Temple were fighting over the insects! The Holy Temple is so cunning! They directly sent the Bodhisattva to recruit followers for them! Waaah, I also want to be brainwashed by Your Majesty the Bodhisattva! I also want to be purified by the Holy Hand every day! Baby, wait for me! I'm buying a spaceship ticket to come see you right away!

892L: [A silent flood]

Reply to 890L: Bro, with your level of nonsense, I can tell you're not even at the Imperial Military Academy... There was some trouble on the day of the celebration, involving some kind of banned drug, it's hard to say, but anyway, it almost killed many insects, and many were seriously injured. Later, it was Lord Su Tang who saved the day, but he was too powerful, our entire planet was intoxicated by the drug.

1113L: [Administrator]

Reminder: Please engage in rational discussion and respect the privacy and choices of the male insect. Doxxing, spreading unverified information, and over-interpreting are prohibited. This post involves matters of the Sanctuary; please exercise discretion in your discussion. Violators will be dealt with seriously.

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6523L: [Anonymous Miner (Sanctuary Sector, New York)] (Original Poster)

Reply to 892L: What?! Put the entire planet to sleep? I feel like I'm reading some science fiction novel... Your Majesty is indeed unfathomable! By the way, who saved the high-definition surveillance screenshot that the brother in 2L just posted? I was so focused on worshipping the great ruler that I realized it had already been deleted by the administrator.

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The Hall of Radiance, the core sanctuary of the Origin God Cult.

The pure white, flawless jade dome is impossibly high, inlaid with mithril and dazzling star diamonds to depict a vast galaxy, with soft and holy light silently cascading down, filling the entire magnificent hall.

The air seemed to freeze, with only the cool, subtle fragrance of the thousand-year-old rare wood flowing silently, like a tangible form of piety.

Raphael stood beneath the star emblem, his pure white papal robes gleaming with a warm luster, as if he himself were the source of light.

His Holiness the Pope's lips curved into a perfect, gentle smile, like the benevolent smile of a deity. "Spreading light, uniting faith. Sweetheart, your talent truly impresses even the Holy Father."

Su Tang tried her best to straighten her little body, her tail obediently pressed against her calves, not daring to misbehave.

He wore a hint of smugness on his face, yet tried to appear humble: "All glory to the Father, His Holiness the Pope! The believers are simply... relatively easy to teach..."

Raphael's gaze fell on Su Tang, his wise green eyes seemingly able to see through all pretense. "There have been many pilgrims lately. This is all thanks to you, my child. The sanctuary will remember your merit."

Su Tang was a little flattered by the praise, her amber eyes sparkling: "Then... will I get a promotion?"

Seeing him cautiously testing the waters, like a young cat probing the depths of a river, Raphael chuckled affectionately, "Such an achievement deserves a grand ceremony, so that the entire Holy Starfield may witness the Holy Father's favor and commendation upon you."

"A ceremony!" Su Tang's eyes lit up even more. "Is it an awards ceremony? May I speak?"

"Of course." Raphael's smile deepened, an indescribable light flowing in his emerald eyes. "A sacred... coronation ceremony. You will stand before millions of believers, bathed in the purest radiance of the Father."

The noble Pope's voice now carried a seductive allure: "The Holy Church will spare no effort to prepare the most magnificent robes for you and pave the most sacred path, so that the entire star system will remember your name, my dear child."