My evil self is completely unable to exert its power in the Zerg.
Chapter 52 School Bullying: The Villain's Carnival
It's lunchtime.
The Imperial Military Academy's canteens are renowned for their massive scale and efficient operation, capable of serving tens of thousands of female soldiers simultaneously, with the Starry Sky Combat Academy campus canteen being one of the busiest.
It was peak time, and long queues stretched out in front of every window.
Su Tang stood at the restaurant entrance, looking at the long queue that was as dense as an ant colony, and her amber eyes instantly lit up!
The second classic scene of a school bully: cutting in line in the cafeteria!
With a clear objective, his "sharp" eyes swept across the group, quickly locking onto a guy who looked "easiest to bully."
That was a female insect at the very front of a certain window. She was on the shorter side for a female soldier, and her body was relatively "slender." Her back was ramrod straight, and she was looking down at the AI on her wrist. Her profile looked somewhat cold and hard, and she seemed a bit unapproachable.
He's the one! He looks like a reclusive nerd, which makes him easier to intimidate!
Su Tang put on a stern face, walked straight to the "skinny" female soldier with an air of indifference, tilted her head back, stretched out a delicate white finger, and forcefully poked the ticklish spot on the female insect's side, commanding in a childish voice:
"Hey! You!"
The sound wasn't loud in the noisy restaurant, but because of Su Tang's approach, an eerie circle of silence instantly formed around him.
"You, right now! Immediately! Get out of my way! I'm cutting in line!"
He strained to widen his eyes, using the "Ultimate Evil Gaze," and flicked the small heart-shaped tip of his tail threateningly, attempting to amplify his intimidation.
The "two-meter-tall, thin" female insect that was called out suddenly looked away from the AI.
When he saw who was in front of him, he froze on the spot as if struck by lightning. A few seconds later, his cold and hard face turned bright red in a flash! The redness spread from his ears all the way down his neck, like a cooked shrimp!
"Your Excellency?!"
The female insect's voice trembled violently with extreme shock and excitement, her once straight back bent slightly as she tried to position herself at the same level as the male insect.
Looking at Su Tang's "fierce" little face and the blindingly white finger poking him, his brain completely stopped working.
"Cluck cluck cluck, are you a mother hen?!" Su Tang poked him again fiercely. "Get out of the way, I want to cut in line!"
The female insect was stunned for a good ten seconds before restarting.
"The male insect, the male insect spoke to me personally!" He stammered, so excited he almost fainted, all traces of his previous cold and aloof demeanor gone. "You, you want my seat? Oh! Please! Please, you must stand in front of me! It would be my greatest honor!"
He staggered back a large step, almost helplessly, to make way for Su Tang. Not only did he make way, but he also took the seat behind him, pushing Su Tang and Rohart, who had been silently following behind Su Tang with an indescribable expression, to the front of the window.
"Sir! What would you like to eat? I, I'll get it for you! And Red... Lieutenant Fink, don't be shy, don't be shy, it's on me!"
The female soldier was excessively attentive. Before Su Tang could give any orders, she took Su Tang's plate and, with almost snatching speed, quickly and accurately placed the most expensive and best dishes onto the plate, even thoughtfully adding an extra dessert.
Then, he quickly prepared a generous portion of food for Rohart, respectfully handed it to Rohart with both hands, and then opened his computer at supersonic speed to pay the bill.
After doing all this, his face was still flushed red, and he was so excited that he didn't know what to do with his hands and feet. He just looked at Su Tang with his gray eyes, which were shining with fanaticism, with great anticipation.
Su Tang: "..."
His fist was still frozen in mid-air, and the prepared line "I'll beat you up if you don't move aside" was completely choked up.
This...this script is wrong again!
Shouldn't the person who cuts in line feel angry and resentful, then be humiliated by him, and finally succumb to his tyranny?
Rohart silently accepted the two plates, looked at the excited junior student in front of him who was practically steaming with excitement, and then looked at his master's bewildered little face. The muscles on his rugged face twitched uncontrollably again.
Although he had never attended a military academy, the rules there were roughly the same as those in the military: the law of the jungle. For example, when it came to food, the rules among female insects were always followed, with the largest insect always being the first to be fed.
The male ruler really does know how to pick on the bad apples, as always.
The red-haired female soldier sighed.
Just as Su Tang's computer crashed, the once bustling restaurant fell into an eerie silence.
Immediately following this was a chorus of barely suppressed envy, jealousy, and resentment.
"Aaaaah! It's that lucky guy, Gray!"
"Damn it! Why wasn't I the one who got 'cut in line' by you! You could have just given me the tea directly, no need to ask!"
"I want to be poked too! I have abs! Poke me hard!"
"Grey even got food for you! And for that red-haired guy! Is he trying to take a shortcut? How cunning!"
"I should have stood in that spot! Your Excellency! Look at me! I'm quite fond of tea too!"
Envy almost overwhelmed the restaurant. Su Tang only heard words like "despicable" and "cunning," and instantly felt relieved. These underlings were probably genuinely afraid of him, the school bully, and even dared to swallow their anger at something as outrageous as cutting in line, while secretly grumbling about him!
Su Tang raised its tail and gave a soft snort to the female insect that had cut in line: "Kid, you're smart enough to know what's good for you. I'm in a good mood today, so I won't hit you!"
"What! What!" Gray was completely taken aback, utterly devastated, and on the verge of collapse, utterly unaware that his attentiveness would cost him such a favor...
The afternoon was wasted because Su Tang took a nap.
As evening fell, the setting sun bathed the college's cold alloy buildings in a warm golden hue.
Su Tang paced back and forth in the quiet second-floor lounge of the teaching area, her brows furrowed—she was really worried. She had eaten too much for lunch, and she was wondering how she was going to deal with Klein's attempts to persuade her to eat more when she got back tonight.
A figure hurried down the corridor, seemingly in a rush.
Upon catching a glimpse, Su Tang instantly forgot all her worries.
She was an unfamiliar senior female military officer, dressed in a crisp college uniform, with a magnificent gold badge in the shape of a dragonfly and inlaid with gemstones on her chest, and a high-end-looking tactical watch-style space button on her wrist.
In short, he seems to come from a wealthy family!
The third classic villain trope – collecting protection money!
Su Tang took a deep breath and shouted, "Stop!"
The female insect abruptly stopped, clearly startled by the sudden shout. He cautiously raised his head, only managing to catch a glimpse of a black hair swishing past the window.
Su Tang mustered all her strength and quickly ran down from the second floor.
Like a leopard swooping down on its prey, he suddenly leaped out from behind the female insect, spreading his arms to block its path!
He forced out his most ferocious expression, "Hey! You! Hand over all your most valuable possessions to me!"
To bolster her imposing manner, Su Tang deliberately stood on tiptoe and clenched her fists: "Hurry up! Or I'll beat you up!"
The female insect looked down at the little male insect who only reached her waist and was trying his best to be affectionate with her with his big, watery eyes. Her expression quickly changed from initial surprise to ecstatic joy! She was so excited that her breathing became rapid!
"Your Excellency?! Are you speaking to me?"
"Of course, this is my territory. Hurry up and pay your protection money!"
Seeing Little Nose nod, the female insect did not hesitate at all, and quickly took off the priceless custom-made space button on her wrist, which contained all her private insect equipment.
With a sacrificial fervor, he trembled as he removed the token representing his family's honor and legacy from his chest and presented it to Su Tang with both hands!
"Your Excellency! This is my most precious possession! My family's glory! My entire arsenal!" His voice choked with emotion. "Please, you must accept it!!"
The female insect excitedly raised her wrist, revealing her military-grade AI. Her fingers trembled with excitement as she tapped on a virtual screen displaying an insect name card. She eagerly presented it to Su Tang, her eyes filled with fervent and humble pleading.
"Sir! Please! Please add me as a friend!" he cried incoherently. "I'll give you all of this! This isn't enough! What else do you want? I have plenty more at home! Minerals! Starships! Territory! You can have them all! May I ask... may I ask if I can continue to 'pay protection money' to you tomorrow?!"
The female insect stepped forward excitedly and added eagerly, "Our Elliott family can do it too! We can also, like the Brown family and the Mantis clan, merge our entire clan into your ranks! Become your most loyal vassals! Dedicate everything to you!"
"I've paid you all the protection money," he said, bending down and offering his face. "May I hit you now?"
Su Tang: "?"
What does that mean?
Is this guy mocking him, or ridiculing him for being afraid to kill insects?
Su Tang was filled with rage and malice. She jumped up and unleashed a barrage of blows at the female insect's angular face.
He left angrily only after beating the senior female soldier who dared to provoke him to the ground.
That evening, an extremely hot post appeared on the campus network.
The original poster was a senior student who was about to graduate and was interning at the military. He said he could transfer his internship spot. The other insects initially thought it was just an ordinary job posting, but they didn't expect the tone to change so drastically. Before the second floor, the original poster directly revealed that he had caught the eye of Lord Su Tang and was about to join his guard team. He also said that his entire clan would be relocated to become Lord Su Tang's subordinate subjects.
Before the online mockery and ridicule from other users could even begin, the original poster had already posted their own photo.
Of course, the female insect's intention was not to show off her beautiful photos. The netizens all know that their good eyesight is focused on the few red handprints on the poster's face in the headshot!
That size is clearly the size of a male insect's palm! And it must have been through repeated slapping to create that irregular shape!
In an instant, the entire post was flooded with envious comments.
Elliott, who posted the boastful message, smiled smugly, keeping his achievements and fame hidden.
The male insect's light touch could not possibly leave a mark on the female insect's thick skin; they would have to rely on the Elliott family's temperature simulation.
Based on the damselfly Elliot, he naturally inherited this special ability: to change the color of his body according to different temperatures or light levels, just like a chameleon. This is why he is the military's most favored scout insect candidate among this year's graduates.
Unlike ordinary insectoids, Elliot is a master of using his abilities. He can not only mimic his entire body, but he has also learned to precisely control the color of every inch of his skin.
Elliott used this trick to record the temperature left on the male insect's skin by the male's palm when he was slapped, and then presented this shape as a red and warm skin state. This is how he was able to successfully take such a lifelike photo that makes insects jealous!
Sure enough, after the truth of the matter was confirmed, Elliott successfully joined Su Tang's guard team and lived the ideal life of being able to see the male insect lord from afar every day and often smell the male insect essence.
Of course, these are all triggers for the male insect's bad mood.
The cold alloy walls of the Imperial Military Academy reflected Su Tang's small, agitated figure. He paced back and forth in a small pavilion by the water in the dormitory area, his hands behind his back, his tuft of hair drooping listlessly, his large amber eyes filled with frustration and burning resentment.
"Damn it! That guy actually dared to provoke me!"
Su Tang grew angrier the more she thought about it. She suddenly stopped and slammed her small fist into the pillar next to her. She made a sound... but no sound came out at all. The pillar of the pavilion didn't dare to utter a sound.
"No! It must be...it must be...that's it! It must be because the scale is not large enough!"
A thought flashed into his little head like lightning—that's right, those ruthless villains are all organized! They have hordes of henchmen and their gangs have resounding names!
Memories of reading comics from the past instantly flooded his mind: delinquents with terrifying tattoos, wearing black stand-up collar uniforms, fierce eyes, walking with a swagger, and causing thugs to shun them wherever they went...
What about the Yamaguchi-gumi, the Black Dragon Society, the Red Demon Hall, etc...?
Su Tang's eyes lit up instantly!
Yes! That's the feeling! A wicked force that strikes fear into the hearts of insects! As long as he, King Su Tang, establishes his own evil organization, how could he not truly dominate the campus?
He rubbed his little hands together excitedly, spun around in a circle, and wagged his tail excitedly. "I want one too! I'll call it... I'll call it..."
He racked his brains, his face turning red, trying to come up with a name that sounded more terrifying and evil than "Yamaguchi-gumi" or "Black Dragon Society." Names like "Bloody Hand Gang," "Soul Eater," and "Abyss Brotherhood" battled through his mind.
"Oi, young...Lord Su Tang, what are you thinking about?"
Lai Chong sported a head of flamboyant, bright orange short hair, standing on end like burning flames, exuding an untamed and defiant air. His brown eyes, which should have been gentle, instead carried a fierce aura that warned him to stay away. Three tiny silver metal studs on his left ear were arranged in a sharp diagonal line, gleaming coldly with each step; and when he spoke, a flash of silver light disappeared, revealing a small tongue stud.
"Adlaud!"
Su Tang's eyes lit up even more when she saw Adloro!
Military school life only hardened his demeanor, but his brown eyes still shone with an untamed light. His tall, muscular physique and rugged features made him look every bit the dangerous and savage bandit who had just emerged from an underground fighting arena. The few buttons undone on his uniform collar revealed his well-defined collarbones and a small patch of muscular chest skin, adding to his rebellious air.
The menacing aura emanating from him perfectly matched all of Su Tang's fantasies about a "top-notch gangster"!
The little male insect pounced on him like he'd found a savior. Before Adlord could even catch him, its little tail wrapped around Adlord's strong forearm: "You've come at the right time! I have an important mission for you!"
"You little...sir!"
Adlores' body stiffened instantly, as if frozen in place. He didn't know where to put his hands, and could only hold the male insect's fleshy genitals with unwavering eyes. A barely concealed panic flashed across his fierce and unruly face, as if even his orange hair had frozen for a moment.
Su Tang wrapped her arms around Adlord's neck, pulling him down while her legs scooted upwards. Her face flushed with excitement, her amber eyes sparkling. She leaned close to Adlord's stiff face and whispered mysteriously:
"I've made up my mind! We're going to build a super evil organization within the academy, just like... the Yamaguchi-gumi! Or the Black Dragon Society! We'll cast our shadow over the entire academy, making them tremble with fear!"
Adlaud felt the soft, light weight in his hand, and unconsciously licked his lower lip with the tip of his tongue, which was pierced with a tongue stud: "Yamaguchi-gumi? Black Dragon Society?"
"Yes, yes, yes! That's it!" Su Tang thought Adlord hadn't heard of it, so he immediately started explaining excitedly, gesturing wildly as he poured all sorts of "evil deeds" he had seen in comics and embellished by his own powerful imagination into Adlord's ears.
"That's the kind! Wearing matching black uniforms with terrifying symbols embroidered on their chests—like skulls or blood-dripping knives! They walk in two rows, shoulders swaying, eyes that look like they're about to devour insects! They swarm anyone they don't like! Collecting protection money! Seizing territory! Beating up anyone they don't like! No need to queue in the cafeteria! They get the best seats right away! Anyone who dares to resist, hmph..."
He made a throat-slitting gesture, accompanied by a self-righteous but actually adorable expression, "Got it? This is a real bully!"
He became more and more excited as he spoke, his face flushed, and his eyes shone with light, as if he could already see himself leading countless fierce underlings and roaming freely on campus.
Adlores appeared to be listening quietly, but her mind was already wandering to the male insect's chubby little face and bright red lips.
Upon hearing about people wearing matching support uniforms with cartoon skull patterns embroidered on their chests, and acting like they were going to eat insects when grabbing male insect merchandise… Adlord raised an eyebrow: “Little darling, this organization you’re talking about…”
He leaned forward slightly and, in a tone as if reporting top-secret military intelligence, whispered, "In fact, my three months of infiltrating the military academy weren't for nothing; this organization has already taken shape and reached a certain scale."
Su Tang's eyes widened instantly: "Huh?!"
Infiltrating? That sounds...so cool! It gives off that villainous big boss vibe!
Adlord's brown eyes were full of laughter. He tossed the large swarm in his hand, hugged the male insect even tighter, and then dropped a bombshell that would surprise Su Tang even more:
"The 'organization' you envisioned comprises seventy-three core members and a backbone of the organization. All of them are of reliable backgrounds, steadfast in their stance, and their loyalty and execution capabilities have been rigorously assessed. They... have been awaiting your arrival and summons."
Su Tang: "!!!"
Su Tang was struck by this enormous surprise!
No wonder he chose this top-notch thug! Adlord actually anticipated that I, his master, would one day form a gang! He even recruited his underlings in advance! Seventy-three of them! That's the scale! That's the efficiency!
"Great! Adlord! You're truly my... uh... right-hand man!" Su Tang was so excited she almost jumped off Adlord, her little hook wrapped around his powerful arm, slapping his firm biceps repeatedly. "What's our gang's name? Is it one of those terrifying names that makes insects tremble with fear?"
Call them the Honey Guardian Knights!
Of course, even if Adlord wasn't as smart as his brother, he wasn't stupid enough to say the name out loud and get scolded. Although he would be happy to be scolded by the little male, it was not good to make the male angry.
The tall female insect carried the young male insect into the house to prevent him from catching a cold from being exposed to the lake breeze for too long. As they walked, she racked her brains to weave:
"Uh... our gang's name is majestic and powerful, very intimidating! Chi... Chi! Chi means crimson! It represents blood and violence! Tang is your name, my darling! We want those enemy insects to tremble with fear at the mere thought of your name! The gang's name will be 'Crimson Sugar Gang'!"
That night, the "Honey Guardian Knights" club changed its registered name in the student council to "Red Sugar Club".
Group chat [Want to eat sweets? sucrose] +999
【Slave of Little Honey】: What's going on? Why did you create a new group? Are you not going to use this group anymore? @【Female Dog of Little Honey】
[Little Honey's Treasury]: You stupid slave, didn't you notice? There's an extra bug in the new group!
[Little Honey's Internal Library]: [Screenshot] Didn't you see? We have 73 bugs, and that group called Red Sugar Society has 74 bugs.
【Slave of Little Honey】: Oh, what an unlucky number! Who is the new member? Can't we kick him out?
[Little Honey's Internal Library]: [Screenshot] I searched around and this is the new member.
[Little Honey's Tail Protector]: This cartoon skull looks so familiar...
【Little Honey's Tail Protector】: **! Wait, @all my bug brothers, does this ID look familiar? 【Screenshot】This is Honey Baby Xingbo's name and ID! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!!!
【Little Honey's Tail Protector】: *, Dog Delord, are you serious? That big demon king... could it be the male lord himself?!
【Little Honey's Insect Mink Set】: Oh my god, seriously?! You dog DeLore, you really have resources! No wonder you have so many private insect photos... Damn it, bro, you're still the mink!
【Little Honey's Insect Mink Set】: Bro, I've decided to hand over the club president position to you! @【Little Honey's Female Dog】
【Little Honey's Female Dog】: @All you females, change the name of the new group for me, so that you females don't all go to my darling and get feverish!
【Little Honey's Female Dog】: @【Vicbia】No need, the president can have the male. (Quote: Bro, I've decided...)
【Little Honey's Female Dog】: *, why did you even change the name of this group? I'm not used to it being so serious.
[Vikbia]: Hehe, it's just that we don't want the lord to see us like this...
But before Adlord could even read it carefully, the group chat was flooded with messages from a bunch of zombies who had been drawn out by the news that "Su Tang is going to become the president of the company."
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