My evil self is completely unable to exert its power in the Zerg.
Chapter 4: Even when you're not entirely in the right, you can still be very assertive.
"President Sypnet, you can rest assured. Lord Male Insect will receive the best care here. Even if he is still unconscious, we will provide the best service..."
The sound of the insects gradually faded to a whisper as the hospital room door opened. This hospital, touted as the best in the entire empire and most favored by male insects, presented their biggest patron, the female father, with the following scene:
The sub-female caretaker was limp on the ground, its face flushed and its eyes glazed.
And there was the little male insect standing by the bed, emitting male pheromones, with red-rimmed eyes, tears still on his cheeks, puffing up as if he had suffered a great injustice.
"This...this...Your Excellency, you're awake...no, I mean..." His face flushed red. "Adair Wheeler! What are you doing! Insect God, how dare you make such a disgraceful spectacle in front of Your Excellency!"
However, the sub-female caretaker, immersed in the male's pheromones, couldn't hear him at all. She even reached her hand through his clothes, rubbing her slightly aching lower abdomen, her eyes vacant.
"President... this, this..."
Chairman Sipnett's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the atmosphere around him instantly plummeted. His sharp eyes swept across the scene, and his voice was so cold it could freeze the air: "What kind of behavior is this! Get up now!"
This low shout, containing a trace of the female insect's mental pressure, finally brought Adair to his senses somewhat. He scrambled to his feet, utterly ashamed, yet his eyes couldn't help but drift towards Su Tang, his body trembling slightly.
Su Tang was startled by the sudden commotion. He instinctively took a half step back and peeked at the fierce-looking old man at the door. When the man noticed him, he shouted, his voice trembling with fear, "What are you looking at! You think you can gang up on me?"
But the voice still had a nasal tone from crying, making it sound less intimidating and more like a frightened cub bluffing.
However, the effect of this statement was surprisingly good.
The insect at the door immediately bowed and smiled obsequiously, its tone extremely respectful:
"Please calm down, Your Excellency! Please don't misunderstand! It's all our fault for startling you! I am Evan Lola, the Dean of this institute, and this is Sypnet Vincent of the Male Insect Protection Association—the president of the Male Treasure Society. We are here to ensure you receive the best care. As for this sub-female that offended you, we will punish it severely according to Zerg interstellar law!"
President Sypnet barely suppressed his anger and forced out a smile that he thought was kind but was actually a bit scary: "Don't be afraid, Your Excellency, it's alright now, Grandpa has scared the bad bug away."
Although Su Tang wasn't very bright, based on her years of pampered upbringing, she keenly sensed that these two were capable of managing things and seemed to be very, very afraid of making him angry.
His courage immediately grew, and he pointed at the old director: "Did you kidnap me? You...insect trafficker!"
The old dean dared not acknowledge him, shaking his head like a helicopter.
Su Tang tried to widen her eyes, attempting to make herself look fiercer.
Stared at by those amber eyes, glistening with tears and shimmering with a golden hue due to emotional agitation, the old man's blood pressure spiked instantly. Was it so hard to admit he was an insect dealer?! They let a gentleman wander the universe, malnourished and without even a second growth spurt—how was that any different from insect dealers?! They were worse than insect dealers!
The old dean wished he could rip his heart out to prove his loyalty: "Your Excellency! It's my fault! It's all my fault! Whatever your request, just say it! I'll go through fire and water for you!"
[Strong emotion detected, judgment successful, 1 Evil Points gained.]
Su Tang: !
This works? Oh right, this is practically slander. No wonder it's him, he's a born villain!
So, pressing his advantage, he said, "I want to see that Lieutenant Radish! Get him here right now!"
"Lieutenant Radish?"
The sub-female caretaker, having recovered her senses, huddled by the doorway and whispered, "It must be Rohart Fink."
"No! That female soldier is so rude and uncouth, she is really not fit to meet you..." Sipnet immediately objected, but her voice grew softer and softer under the old dean's reprimanding gaze.
Sure enough, the male insect's little mouth twitched, and golden tears streamed down his face: "I don't care... I want to see him... I want to see him now... You insect dealers, you bad guys, waaaaah..."
This crying seemed to intensify the scent of pheromones, making them even more alluring to insects.
[Strong emotion detected, judgment successful, 1 Evil Points gained.]
[Strong emotion detected, judgment successful, 4 Evil Points gained.]
The two old men were immediately flustered and heartbroken. Seeing the little girl's tear-streaked face, even the hardest heart softened for Sipnet.
Seeing that it was effective, Su Tang cried even louder, sobbing and coughing, making her appear even more pitiful and vulnerable.
President Sypnet panicked instantly. Seeing Su Tang on the verge of tears, and considering the male insect's fragile body, all principles and rules vanished from his mind. If anything were to happen to this lady, he would be unforgivably guilty!
"Alright, alright! We'll see him! We'll see him!" Sipnet finally relented, almost gritting his teeth as he said, "Please don't get agitated. We'll contact the Sinister Tower right away! You should cooperate with the doctor for the examination first. After the examination, we'll definitely let you see him, okay?"
Su Tang's crying subsided instantly, and she sobbed in confirmation, "...Really?"
"Really! I guarantee it in the name of the president of the Male Insect Protection Association!" Sipnet took out his communicator and began issuing commands.
Goal achieved! Su Tang mentally gave a thumbs-up, but outwardly nodded with a wronged expression.
A medical team fully armed, even wearing gas masks, poured into the ward filled with male insect pheromones.
Amidst a series of announcements stating, "[Strong emotions detected, successful assessment, 1 point of evil value gained.]", Su Tang completed the complex examination and was finally allowed to rest alone.
He walked into the bathroom attached to the ward, and the moment he closed the door, the aggrieved expression on his face disappeared, replaced by curiosity and a little bit of confusion.
A familiar yet unfamiliar face is reflected in the mirror. The general outline is familiar, but the details are unfamiliar.
Her hair had turned a pure, jet-black color and grown much longer, flowing smoothly down her back. The color of her eyes had changed from their original dark brown to a clear amber. Because she had just cried, the area around her eyes was still red, and her pupils seemed to faintly shimmer with gold under the light.
What left him speechless was his height! He leaned closer to the mirror to compare himself and was devastated to find that he was at least ten centimeters shorter! He's actually 1.8 meters tall with shoes on!
Su Tang stiffly turned around, turning her head to look at the lower part of her back reflected in the mirror—
A jet-black, tail-like thing hung limply, at the end of which was... a small, golden heart?!
Su Tang: "..."
He reached out, carefully trying to control the tail. The tail swayed slightly, and the heart at its tip drew a faint golden light.
Okay, the evidence is conclusive. He really isn't human anymore. He's turned into a creature called a "male insect."
Thinking of the tens of thousands of evil points in debt and the pressure of daily repayment, Su Tang's face fell, and she scrunched up in a bitter expression as she looked at herself in the mirror.
"What a terrible system..." he muttered under his breath, sighing. His future looked bleak.
[Friendly reminder: The system is the host's creditor. In the laws of civilized society, the system is the father of the host's society, a truly despicable host.]
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