My evil self is completely unable to exert its power in the Zerg.
Chapter 37 The Meow-Meow-Style Resurrection Pre-Match Punishment
The studio lights were still dazzling, but the worry on director Tuto Paul's face was even more striking. He grabbed his already thinning hair and paced back and forth in the backstage control room, almost drowning out the real-time StarNet news scrolling on the screen.
[Title] (Chongchong Forum - Entertainment Gossip) Inside Story! "Chongxing Grand Stage" Demands an Explanation! (Breaking News)
[Content]: [Give Me Justice]
Why do those pretty boys who can only sing get to advance?! What's wrong with our tactical mastermind?! The production team needs to give us an explanation! Otherwise, we'll boycott them! [Furious.jpg]
1L: [Vote rigging is shameful]
I support the original poster! Why should those who play musical instruments and sing be allowed to stay? Just because they're good-looking? I strongly demand a revival round! Give truly talented contestants a chance!
4L: [StarNet petition in progress]
I second that! I've already signed the petition demanding that "The Grand Stage of Insect Planet" add a revival round. Let's all support this!
5L: [Director Assembles Death]
@ChongxingGrandStageOfficial, come out here! If you don't respond, we'll complain to the military about your abuse of power!
Tuto Paul was annoyed by these inflammatory comments. To be honest, he didn't care about these trolls or sour grapes spouting nonsense on StarNet every day.
As a veteran with three hundred years of experience, what storms hasn't he weathered? This little bit of noise and insignificance in the media attack is nothing to Tutto Paul. In fact, in the past, he might have even hoped for a more intense attack.
After all, being infamous is still fame; controversy generates buzz. It's better than the previous shows that were barely surviving.
The premise is that, as before, there are no male insects in their production team.
Oh... a male insect!
So why did he ever think of inviting a male insect to participate in the show?
The show has gained popularity, but given your reputation and mental health, can he really continue to run it?
Tuto Paul couldn't help but pull at his wig again, feeling that his career was truly on the verge of collapse.
After a long pause, he took a deep breath, as if he had made up his mind, and dialed Su Tang's terminal communication.
"Your Excellency Su Tang," Tuto Paul's voice was visibly weary and cautious, "what are your thoughts on the current competition format and online public opinion?"
On the other end of the communication line, Su Tang, who was nestled in a soft sofa, was browsing the StarNet while swinging her legs. She was so angry that her cheeks were puffed up as she read the posts criticizing her for "lacking taste" and "not knowing how to choose worms." But as soon as she heard the director's question, she immediately perked up.
Especially when Tuto Paul tentatively suggested, "Perhaps we could consider adding a revival round, giving some of the eliminated contestants a chance to return to the stage... What do you think of this suggestion...?"
"A revival match?!" Su Tang immediately sat up straight, putting her legs down.
The word "resurrection" struck a nerve deep within me, triggering my "chuunibyou" (adolescent delusions of grandeur) tendencies.
This word sounds powerful!
It's like... the Great Demon King wasn't satisfied with just torturing his opponent once, so he gave his defeated foe a second life and tortured him all over again!
What an act of authority!
"Hmm..." Su Tang was eager to agree, but he clearly wasn't going to let the poor bald director off the hook. His amber eyes gleamed with excitement. "You seem really keen on hosting this revival tournament!"
"For the sake of our acquaintance, of course I can agree!" The golden heart-shaped hairpin tapped the director's only remaining strand of hair on the screen. "But! It won't be so easy for those eliminated to be brought back to life!"
Su Tang's usually useless little brain, which was only born for devising bad ideas, was now working at lightning speed. Combining his recent experiences on Meowzilla Planet, a brilliant idea was born!
"They must accept my punishment!"
A wicked smile crept across Su Tang's face. "Only by passing the punishment and proving their remorse will they be qualified for a new life!"
The more he thought about it, the more he felt this was a perfect opportunity to show off his great demon king status, so he simply had Tuto Paul record a "threatening" video for him and posted it on the official website.
[Resurrection Match Declaration MV]
A series of small bat effects flew by, the camera panned across the Demon King's castle, and the moonlight shone on the most terrifying Demon King.
The Great Demon King opened his arms.
"Hahaha, you foolish mortals!"
Facing the camera, Su Tang flashed his most wicked smile and announced in what he considered his most authoritative voice, "I, your lord, can give you a chance to be resurrected! I'll let you prove your incompetence and weakness once again!"
"Want to participate in the resurrection tournament? Then you must come to the Demon King's Castle in person to accept my punishment! Only those insects who pass the test are qualified to compete for a resurrection spot. You foolish mortal insects, do you dare to come?!"
The news caused a sensation on the StarNet once it was released.
To be able to personally receive instruction from the male insect is such a rare opportunity! And it is none other than the most approachable and kind Su Tang, who is closest to the female insect!
Almost all the eliminated contestants accepted the conditions without hesitation.
"To personally receive your instruction?!" The chef, who had almost castrated himself in a fit of rage after his previous failed performance, was so excited he almost did it again. "What an honor! Even if it's a hellish ordeal, I must participate!"
"That's right! We're willing to endure any punishment just to get close to you!"
Su Tang's fans were once again filled with envy:
"What kind of hellish trial? You've covered the benefits, but what about the drawbacks?"
"I'm so envious of you contestants who didn't make it! How come you're still able to eat and take home so much food!"
And so, "[Insect Planet Grand Stage - Pre-Match Punishment]" premiered amidst the anticipation of all the insects.
Many fans and netizens who still had hope for the show even took time off work to watch it. Before the live broadcast even started, there were already quite a few fans stationed in the program's live broadcast room.
[Will Lady Su Tang come?]
Of course! Tangbao said she'd personally punish them in this segment. The revival round isn't important anymore; the pre-match punishment is the key!
[Welcome back to the Demon Emperor!!!]
【Welcome, My King! Evil and terror! May your reign last a thousand generations! May you unite the Zerg!】
……
A group of high-spirited and hopeful eliminated contestants flocked from various star systems to the backstage of the recording studio, eager to receive "guidance" from the male insect.
The "test" they imagine might be a high-level skill test, or a vow of loyalty...
However, when the contestants stepped into the designated area with reverence and excitement, they were all stunned by what they saw.
Su Tang was sitting on his usual "Demon King's Throne," which had been temporarily moved from the competition venue, his little face full of anticipation.
The contestants followed Su Tang's gaze, only to be greeted by rows upon rows of... fluffy, tailed, and ear-covered... Meow Meow Beast outfits?!
【? ? ? 】
[I'm too late, did I miss hundreds of episodes?]
No, you've come at the perfect time...
"This, this is..." The burly "tactical master" who once performed dismantling warship models with his bare hands froze completely when he saw the jumpsuit that was several sizes too small and had pink paw pads printed on it.
"What are you all standing there for?!" Su Tang pouted in dissatisfaction as she looked at their dumbfounded expressions.
"Hurry up and change!" He pointed to the changing area next door. "This is your punishment! But it's also the first step towards your rebirth!"
Su Tang waved her small hand, pointing to the center of the field: "This great one can't wait to see your most devout performance, haha!"
[Every time I see something so cringeworthy, I feel so grateful that my baby joining this show was absolutely the right decision. I wouldn't watch it without Tangtang.] (Jin Biao)
[It's a Meow Meow Beast outfit! So cute! Tangtang is so clever! Today is going to be a lot of fun!] (Gold Label)
[Hey everyone, where is the Tangtang support group you guys mentioned? Could you please add me?] (Jin Biao)
[No matter how many times I see it, it still feels surreal to see so many male insects in the comments...]
[Calm down, guys. This is normal in a livestream with our Great Demon King Tang Bao here. It's standard procedure, no need to be silly, everyone sit down.]
……
For the pre-resurrection punishment segment, Su Tang even... urgently summoned several relatively "small" and "docile" cat-like beasts from Lancelot's manor to the scene!
That's right, the "miniature meow beast"—the Golden-Eyed Tiger—with its smooth, satin-like fur, flowing muscle lines, and amber eyes just like Su Tang's, which was curiously surveying its surroundings, was also brought in, with an exaggerated and ridiculous bow tied around its neck.
Su Tang looked at the tiger, which was comparable to a small flying car, and her calves still felt a little weak.
This is all because the fear of large felines is ingrained in human genes! It's not that he's afraid! His terrifying aura is enough to make even the cat-like beast tremble with fear and submit!
system:【……】
[Friendly reminder: The host's race has been converted to Zerg, and the genes are 100% male Zerg. Currently, the conversion is in progress and fees are incurred...]
"Shut up! You bad thing!"
Su Tang shouted in her heart, feeling both embarrassed and angry.
He outwardly tried to maintain his composure, and in order to preserve his precarious image as the main villain, he quickly pointed to the field and announced the punishment to the contestants who had changed into Meow Meow Beast costumes and looked both comical and adorable:
"Now! Forget your original identities! You are now my newly acquired cat-like beasts!"
[Tangtang also brought a lot of Meow Meow Beasts! The Meow Meow Beasts are cute, and the Meow Meow Bugs... um...] (Gold Label)
[Baozi's role-playing this time was really a bit scary.] (Jin Biao)
[Suffocating. I can't even imagine what terrifying and ridiculous image the female insect will become in the minds of the male insect lords...]
"I want to see you all looking lively and adorable!" Su Tang said, swallowing hard, and beckoned to the Golden-Eyed Tiger, "Aorunju, come here!"
Su Tang carried the scent of Lancelot, the Golden-Eyed Beast Lord Insect, as well as the scents of two other ferocious insect race members, so it certainly wouldn't be ungrateful.
The striped tiger opened its mouth wide and yawned, obediently swishing its tail as it slowly strolled to Su Tang's feet.
"Orunju, lie down and roll around."
"stand at attention."
"shake hands!"
"Have you all learned it? You can begin now." After completing a set of performance instructions, Su Tang secretly wiped the sweat from her forehead, her proud lips curving upwards involuntarily.
Hmph, he knew his terrifying aura could make all living beings submit!
The contestants looked at each other, but under the immense temptation of "being punished by Your Majesty up close," they gritted their teeth and began to imitate the behavior of the Meow Meow Beast.
Some tried to stretch like the Meow Meow Beast, almost tearing their tight-fitting clothes; others tried to make a "meow" sound, but due to differences in size and species, it turned into all sorts of strange roars and hisses.
The entire venue was filled with all sorts of strange "meow" sounds and the clumsy figures of the contestants forced to be "lively".
The real Golden-Eyed Tiger Meow Beast lay lazily at Su Tang's feet, yawning loudly and revealing its sharp teeth, as if mocking the scene before it.
The live stream chat was absolutely in stitches:
[Help! Is this a punishment that carbon-based life forms could come up with?]
[It's embarrassing... but why do I find it kind of cute?!] (Jin Biao)
[Wake up, you in front! This is public execution! Hahaha!] (Jin Biao)
[I declare this the best scene of the season!]
I could laugh for a year at the sight of that tactical genius running in a pink, oversized padded suit!
Su Tang then jumped onto her "Demon King Throne," which gave her a better view of the entire arena.
He swung his long, slender tail hook, and with a "pia," the little golden heart swatted at the nearest contestant like swatting a fly. "Get up! Meow Meow Beast isn't that slow!"
The female insects, forced to crawl on all fours, blushed and moved clumsily under Su Tang's tail, making Su Tang laugh out loud.
"You! You're not behaving like it at all!" Su Tang flicked her tail lightly across the back of one of the contestants. "Meow Meow Beasts need to walk with a lighter gait, look at Oron Orange..."
He excitedly waved his tail, using it like a long whip, waving it with great force.
"Hurry up! Be more lively!" Su Tang was in a playful mood and gently brushed one of the contestants' calves with her tail.
"Oh my!" The contestant was startled and jumped three feet high on the spot.
"Yes! That's it!" Su Tang played even more enthusiastically. He was no longer afraid. He jumped off the seat, switched to the Oran Orange, and chased after the group of "Meow Meow Beast Insects" all over the place!
The scene immediately descended into chaos and a comical spectacle.
A group of tall, strong female insects dressed in cute cat-like costumes were being chased around by a little male insect pretending to be a tiger.
Who's being jealous? Who's being jealous?!
[Record: Becoming a Meow Meow Beast allows you to carry male insects...]
[Remembering, remembering, remembering! All you do all day is write down useless things! Ugh, how awful! Twisted, dark crawling, I want to play too! Is it too late to reincarnate as a Meow Meow Beast?!]
……
A shrewd female insect shouted, "Over here! Your Honor, there are some disobedient cat-like beasts over here too!"
Upon hearing this, Su Tang immediately turned around and ran over to punish him.
Like a thief crying "stop thief," the female insect, who volunteered herself, got her wish and was slapped twice across the face by the male insect's stinger, falling to the ground happily covering her face.
Su Tang was immersed in the joy of punishing the disobedient Meow Meow Beast, her little face flushed and fine beads of sweat appearing on her forehead.
The farce lasted for nearly an hour until Su Tang got a little tired of playing and called for a halt.
"Alright! I see your sincerity. Seeing how hard you've worked, I'll agree to increase the number of resurrection slots."
Su Tang swayed his tail gently, waved his little hand, and said with considerable flair, "However, how many of you will ultimately be resurrected depends on your performance in the revival competition."
He had his fill of fun and earned enough evil points, so he packed up and left, completely ignoring the subsequent talent competition and revival phase.
Fortunately, several contestants who were the most popular online or who had unique talents in certain areas have been given a precious chance to be revived and have rejoined the competition.
Klein stood in the shadows of the observation area, watching his little male master, like a real little devil, gleefully driving a group of "Meow Meow Beast females" running all over the place. Naturally, this scene also caught the eye of the Heartworm.
A successful gambler will never miss any opportunity to cheat.
As a currently popular official player, Isaac did not need to participate in the revival match, but he still "coincidentally" appeared in the surrounding area of the revival match recording site.
When Su Tang finished her "punishment" session, accompanied by the staff and Rohart, she was on her way to the lounge when she "unexpectedly" bumped into Isaac, who seemed to have just come out of a rehearsal room.
Isaac was wearing a light beige casual outfit today. His short orange hair looked soft and neat, and his brown eyes immediately lit up with just the right amount of surprise when he saw Su Tang.
"Brother...Master!" Isaac's voice was soft, with a slight hint of excitement. A natural blush rose on his face, and his eyes were filled with pure admiration and a touch of shyness.
"What a coincidence," he stepped forward, bowing slightly with impeccable elegance. "I never expected to meet you here."
The orange-haired female insect didn't care about Rohart, who was blocking Su Tang's way with an unfriendly expression. Instead, she smiled at him in a friendly manner. Her two small tiger teeth made her look unexpectedly well-behaved and innocent, reminding Rohart of his brothers who died young. His fierce expression softened a bit.
"Sorry, did I disturb you?" Isaac asked softly, a little embarrassed. "I heard there was a revival match being recorded here today, so I wanted to come and watch, to learn something..."
He lowered his head slightly, revealing the beautifully shaped nape of his neck, making him appear exceptionally docile.
Su Tang was stunned for a moment, then remembered that this was also the "Adlord Fat-Loss Meal Replacement" that was going to become his henchman.
"It's you," Su Tang nodded. "Isaac."
"Yes! You remember my name!" Isaac's eyes lit up instantly, as if he had received a great reward, like they were studded with stars.
He naturally walked to Su Tang's side, maintaining a polite distance, yet giving Chong a sense of closeness.
"Your 'test' today was truly ingenious," Isaac said with a smile, his tone sincere. "Seeing the contestants trying so hard to show their lively side was really touching."
When he spoke, his gaze was always focused on Su Tang's face, but just as the two were about to meet eyes, he would look away at just the right moment, as if he dared not look directly at the "god" in his heart for too long.
"I've been reflecting on my performance," Isaac said, changing the subject with a humble attitude, "especially in conveying emotions, I always felt like something was missing..."
Isaac's appearance was a huge advantage, and he knew how to amplify and utilize his strengths. The girl-next-door type of female insect always made it easier for insects to lower their guard; the staff, guards, and even the three Rohart insects seemed to have been bribed, turning a blind eye to his approach to Su Tang.
From then on, Su Tang always managed to run into Isaac at any location on the show.
The questions he asked were all basic, innocuous skills, which neither seemed deliberate nor did they prevent him from engaging in conversation.
"Your insights from the judging panel last time were truly invaluable to me..."
His words always subtly flattered Su Tang, his brown eyes filled with admiration.
In his actions, Isaac took thoughtfulness and meticulousness to the extreme.
He was like a competent assistant, often offering a warm drink with a subtle honey aroma at just the right time.
"I just bought this over there," Isaac said with a shy, obedient smile. "I remember my brother seemed to prefer this sweet flavor, so I took the liberty of buying it..."
Su Tang looked at the drink he handed her; it was a flavor he had recently been enjoying.
Su Tang was somewhat surprised: "How did you know I liked this?"
Isaac pursed his lips slightly, appearing somewhat shy: "I...I noticed that Brother Lancelot mentioned it before, and you seem to like this..."
Su Tang took the drink, feeling incredibly smug. Look! He hadn't even started exerting himself yet, and the protagonist was already so adoring of him, practically scurrying over to cling to his coattails!
His affection for Isaac skyrocketed.
She's good-looking, has such a well-behaved and sensible personality, and even admires me so sincerely!
Su Tang was completely immersed in the insect setting that Isaac had meticulously created and found it very enjoyable.
And then there's Adlor, who, despite complaining, repeatedly takes him on "adventures," and Su Tang likes him just as much!
He even began to think that this evil system was quite clever. If he hadn't come out to do a task that could halve his debt, he wouldn't have met two such suitable henchmen!
One is a "bad boy" who brings him the thrill of "rebellion and freedom," and the other is a "loyal fan" who is both good-looking and talented and admires him immensely!
This feeling... is absolutely amazing!
Su Tang was completely unaware that this was a trap set for him.
He was completely unaware that the two almost identical orange-haired, brown-eyed female insects were actually from the same family.
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Late at night, in a safe house far from the eyes and ears of the Imperial Legion, Isaac and Adlord were conducting encrypted communications.
"He was less vigilant than I had imagined."
Isaac's voice came through the encrypted channel, calm and composed, a stark contrast to the shyness and timidity he had displayed in front of Su Tang.
"Foolish... simple-minded and easy to guide." He calmly analyzed the "gains" from his brief contact with Su Tang recently, his tone flat.
"We could try to obtain more detailed information about him, including Marshal Brown's daily patrol routines..."
Isaac calmly laid out his next plan.
"I have obtained his schedule for the next three days. The next step is to try to access his personal belongings and install a tracking device."
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the communicator, then Adlaud's somewhat absent-minded voice came through: "Um... I understand."
Isaac frowned. "How's it going on your end? Where did you take him last time?"
"Just... a regular arcade." Adlaud's tone was somewhat evasive. "He won at a racing game, and his eyes were practically sparkling with joy."
"Later... we went to the rooftop, and he said the stars there were clearer than the planet Agora... I don't know why, but I always felt he was a little disappointed."
Isaac keenly sensed the unusual tone in his brother's voice, and he almost immediately interrupted Adlaus:
"What I need is the action report, not your male insect observation diary."
Isaac's voice suddenly turned cold and hard, with an unquestionable commanding tone, "Remember our mission, Ad."
There was silence on the other end of the communicator.
After a moment, Adlord replied in a muffled voice, "I know what the mission is without you telling me!"
The atmosphere grew tense, and for a moment only the sound of each person breathing could be heard.
They all realized that something seemed to be deviating from the intended course.
Adlores realized his lapse in composure, took a deep breath, and immediately regained his composure, transitioning to a more concise outline of his actions.
However, when Adlord finished his report and only a faint static remained on the channel, Isaac's originally stern expression showed an extremely subtle shift.
He recalled Su Tang's unguarded, smug, and adorable demeanor as she spoke with him earlier that day...
Isaac's eyes flickered slightly.
His originally clear thinking seemed to be disturbed by something—a deviation beyond his control.
Isaac frowned and bit his nails. He was used to being in control, and any variable that deviated from the plan would alert him.
He needs to reassess the risks and examine whether there are any flaws in his plan.
Isaac closed his eyes, trying to erase those vivid, warm details from his mind, but he found that those scenes he had once thought were insignificant were now emerging with unusual clarity.
Not just today.
And every time before that.
When Su Tang is happy, she gently wags her tail hook; when she is unhappy, she vigorously flicks it. When she eats something delicious, she unconsciously squints her large amber eyes, like a satiated kitten...
Isaac took a deep breath, forcing himself back to absolute rationality.
"Emotions can cloud judgment," he told himself.
This is just a mission.
That's it.
However, something has begun to change.
From the very beginning, this game was perhaps destined to be one in which no insect could truly escape unscathed.
Especially when the hunters also begin to taste that "sweet" flavor.
The trap is no longer one-way.
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