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[Title] (Chongchong Forum - Entertainment Gossip) Is Su Tang Bao Bao going to be a judge on "Chongxing Grand Stage"?! Is this true?! (Gold Standard HOT Breaking News)

[Content]: [Eat the melon, but don't believe it]

Holy crap! I just saw this news! That awful show director is supposedly making a new variety show called "Insect Star Stage." The official Weibo account posted it today! Su Tang, the one from the Insect Potion company, is going to be a judge?! Am I dreaming?! [Screenshot: Official Poster.jpg] Wasn't that show team practically dead?! What kind of incredible reversal is this?! Someone pinch me!

1L: [Excessive Sugar Content]

It's true!!! It's official!!! Ahhhhhh I'm going crazy! This is a once-in-a-lifetime event! I can't believe I'm seeing Su Tang Baby on a variety show live! And as a judge! Help! This is the first time in history that a male insect has appeared on a variety show! Did the show's director save the universe?!

2L: [M78 Nebula Analysis]

From a communication and sociological perspective, this move is a killer strategy. Su Tang's phenomenal popularity and media attention are enough to revive any dying project. It's predicted that "The Insect Star Grand Stage" will break historical viewership records, and related sponsorships and GG revenue will increase exponentially. Truly worthy of being called a young lady capable of stirring up the entire insectoid society.

3L: [Where exactly is the registration portal?]

Stop analyzing, guys! Isn't this the important thing?! The registration portal! The registration portal is open again! Let's go! To see Tang Bao up close! I'll perform a bare-handed starship (model) splitting! [Image of registration website crashing due to overload.jpg]

4L: [Bald Program Ant Dull Black]

Stop complaining upstairs... The server has crashed four times already... The tech team is crying while they're upgrading the server... Please have mercy...

5L: [Tears of envy streamed down her face]

Did those "insects" (a term for people who are both spectators and contestants) collectively save the galaxy in their past lives? I'm so tired of saying "I'm envious." Does the show even need to hire "tool insects" (a term for people who are just there to be used as props)? They'd be happy to be background rocks or trees...

692L: [Worried Little Flower] (Gold Label)

Seriously... is it really okay to send Tangtang to such a complicated and chaotic environment? I'm happy to see more of her, but I'm still worried about her safety... QAQ I heard that previous recording sessions were quite chaotic...

693L: [Information from the Front Lines]

Reply to 692L【Worried Little Flower】: Don't worry! I just received inside information that the Xiongbao Association, the Imperial Military, the Moth Clan, and the Mantis Clan's security departments have held numerous meetings with the program team! This time, the security level is unprecedented and at the highest level ever! It's said that the Marshal and Commander's personal guards, as well as the clan elders of the Moth Clan and the Mantis Clan, will be accompanying them throughout the entire event!

694L: [Information from the Front Lines]

Reply to 692L【Worried Little Flower】: Wait, you're a male insect?! Oh my god! I actually got to talk to a male insect in my lifetime! What kind of insect do you like? I'm 2.1 meters tall, weigh 130 kg, and have a chest circumference of 120. If you don't like me, I can train to look like Red Hair Bro…

695L: [The Sugar Army will never be absent]

Reply to 693L: And there's our "Sugar Family Army" veteran team! I heard the old buddies have already spontaneously organized themselves and applied for plainclothes bodyguard qualifications under the guise of a "family and friends group"! Everyone here is a first-rate veteran heroine from the battlefield back then!

696L: [Information from the Front Lines]

Reply to 692L【Worried Little Flower】: Please say something! (The other party has blocked you).

697L: [The visuals are so beautiful, I think it's great]

Military guards + clan elders + veteran plainclothes officers + top-tier security company... This lineup... anyone who didn't know better would think we were going to fight an interstellar war... My lord is truly impressive!

1238L: [The Temperamental Imperial Military Academy Student]

Reply to 695L: [The scene is too beautiful, I think it's great] Get lost! Who's your lord? That's my lord! I've practiced my cooking skills diligently and successfully registered for the talent show, hahahahahaha, lord, here I come!!!

23401L: [I dream about being dominated by a male lord every day] What?! My Tangbao is going to choose a concubine?! There's a spot for the young master!!! I'm coming, haha ​​...

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Moth Star, Eternal Frost Heart Airport.

The silver-gray dedicated spaceship, like a lurking behemoth, quietly rested in its designated berth.

Below the spaceship, however, the atmosphere was completely different from the jubilation on the StarNet; instead, there was a cold and tense one.

"You're nothing but a mistress at best; it has to be me, Rohart Fink!"

The red-haired female soldier's voice was deep and resolute, like an erupting volcano. Her crimson-gold eyes burned with an undeniable fighting spirit. "As the lord's first and most loyal follower! My strength and experience have been tested by blood and fire! Who else but me can be the lord's personal bodyguard?!"

His strong finger pointed to the left side of the gangway, where the best view was available, allowing for immediate response to any emergencies—the golden spot for close protection.

Lancelot let out a mocking sneer, elegantly smoothing out non-existent wrinkles on his uniform. His long pink hair flowed like moonlight, and his violet eyes held a chilling venom.

"Initially? Ha, ignorance is bliss. Taking the lead proves nothing, it only shows your recklessness. Close protection requires not brute force, but extreme sharpness, precise judgment, and, when necessary, the ability to subdue the enemy in an instant, such as—poison."

"Can your muscle-bound brain complete a 360-degree threat assessment in a second and devise seventeen silent solutions? My control is the most efficient guarantee for the safety of the master."

"You're nothing but a mantis that hides in the shadows and spits its tongue!" Rohart's temples bulged with veins, his fists clenched so tightly that his knuckles cracked. "The master's personal bodyguard must be me! Don't even think about it! Besides those treacherous methods, what else can you do? Play with your strawberry milkshakes? Ha!"

"Oh? It seems your limited vocabulary and ignorant prejudices haven't improved at all, just like your pathetic fighting style. Should I personally 'broaden' your thinking?"

Lancelot twitched his fingertips slightly, and a barely perceptible emerald green luster flowed between his slender fingers.

"Come on! I'll show you, you spineless, sub-female, what it means to overcome all skill with brute force!"

That's enough.

Just as the two insects reached their peak of power and were about to put on a show to see "who is more worthy to stand beside the male lord," a chilling voice, carrying an invisible pressure, cut between them, as if an ice age had suddenly descended, instantly freezing all the restless air.

Klein appeared silently beside the two insects, having just completed the confirmation of the spaceship's final state.

Her long, silver-white hair was meticulously tied into a high ponytail at the back of her head. Her icy blue eyes swept over Rohart and Lancelot, her gaze calm and unwavering, yet carrying the absolute authority of someone who had long held a high position and controlled life and death, causing the two top female soldiers to involuntarily feel a chill.

"Left wing, Rohart. Right wing, Lancelot. I'll cover the rear." Klein's voice was devoid of emotion, yet carried the weight of a final verdict. "This is the optimal formation calculated based on battlefield escort standards, covering all angles. No need for debate, execute the order."

His arrangements were based on absolute rationality and tactical logic tested in countless battles, and carried the imposing aura of an Imperial Marshal.

Rohart and Lancelot's chests heaved violently a few times. They glared at each other, both seeing resentment and frustration in each other's eyes, but ultimately did not utter a word in rebuttal. They simply snorted coldly and turned their heads away with extreme reluctance, expressing their final protest with the backs of their heads.

"As for the nighttime bodyguards... left wing, Rohart. Right wing, I'll replace Lancelot."

"What..." Lancelot was about to retort when he was interrupted by the red-haired dog's sneer.

"Come on, can you guarantee that the machine won't leak water during the escort mission, rendering you unable to fight and forcing you to flee in shame?"

Lancelot: "..."

He simply couldn't refute it!

Damn it, that darn red-bellied dragonfly!!!

Klein stopped looking at them, his icy blue eyes softening as he looked into the distance.

There, Su Tang was surrounded by a group of "Sugar Army" led by Old Mike. Old Mike was trying his best to stuff yet another box of honey cookies into the little male's already bulging arms.

"Sir, take this with you! Eat it when you're hungry!"

"And this! My specially made flashbang! Pshaw, I mean, a flash signal device! Pull it out when there's danger!"

"This! Anti-crazy bug spray... uh, anti-righteous bug spray!"

"Enough, enough! I'm going to conquer the world and be an evil judge! Not to survive in the wilderness!" Su Tang's little face scrunched up as she tried to resist, but her tail was forced to sit at the bottom and hug the thing along with her arms.

A faint, almost imperceptible, morbid satisfaction flickered in the depths of Klein's icy blue eyes.

For him, his position is not important.

Klein's mental field had long since become an invisible spiderweb, completely enveloping the space within a radius of several hundred meters around Su Tang, leaving no room for even the slightest anomaly to hide. His presence was the absolute safest zone for the powerful ruler. His very existence was the strongest shield for the powerful ruler.

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The planet Meowzilla, known as the "City of Art," has its largest airport transformed into a massive, chaotic, and almost frenzied vortex!

Before the exclusive spaceship bearing the Moth Clan's insignia had even come to a complete stop, a terrifying sonic boom, powerful enough to rip off the metal dome, had already penetrated the spaceship's soundproof walls, pounding on the eardrums of every passenger!

"Your Excellency Su Tang—Your Excellency Su Tang—"

"Baby Sugar, look here! Daddy loves you! Ahhhhh!!!"

"Demon King! Please allow me to join your evil side!"

"Your Excellency Su Tang! Watch me! I'm better at fighting than they are! I excel at charging into battle, let me be your most loyal spear!!!!"

"Your Excellency! Your Excellency! I've made your favorite caramelized roasted nuts, apple and white peach coffee, and Thunder Beast steak!"

"Ahhh, he's coming out!"

The media's long lenses formed a blinding steel forest, and the flashing spotlights turned the tarmac into daylight; fans waved all sorts of bizarre and creative support signs and glowing objects, shouting at the top of their lungs, creating a restless and frenzied ocean!

The hatch slowly opened, and a stronger roar and flashes of light surged in as if they were tangible!

Su Tang was startled by the terrifying noise and then subconsciously squinted at the flashing lights.

What? The insectoid rebels against the rule of Demon King Su Tang have attacked?

Su Tang's heart pounded uncontrollably, almost leaping out of her throat, her tail taut and held high.

This scene... is a million times more terrifying than when he reigned supreme on Moth Planet, accepting the allegiance of the veterans and the Moth Planet garrison! Why are all these insects' eyes glowing green?! These are really scary insects!!!

However, he, Su Tang, is a male insect determined to become the evil demon king of the universe! How could he be frightened by such a small scene!

Ha, just a bunch of pathetic righteous bastards. They're nothing but cannon fodder in front of this great villain! They're nothing to fear under his terrifying pressure!!!

Su Tang took a deep breath, trying to remain calm. She fumbled for the pair of extremely exaggerated, custom-made sunglasses designed for villains, with lenses inlaid with shimmering ice crystals, from her spatial button. She clumsily put them on her nose, trying to hide the panic in her eyes.

With the elite guard forming a sharp, spearheaded formation to clear the way, Klein guarding the rear, and Rohart and Lancelot flanking her like guardian deities, Su Tang shakily stepped out of the cabin.

Click! Click! Click!

The flashes went off wildly, almost forming a blinding white light that made the insects dizzy!

As Su Tang stepped out of the cabin, the deafening cheers gradually subsided.

I knew these guys would be too scared to move by his terrifying aura! Look, it's completely silent! They're even breathing cautiously.

Su Tang's high-raised tail couldn't help but wag slightly again.

Su Tang raised her chin slightly.

Su Tang took a gait that showed no regard for family or friends.

The sweet-smelling male insect essence spread uncontrollably, and the swarm of insects became addicted to the sweet taste of the male insects—facing Su Tang's male insect essence firsthand! This feeling! Virtual receivers simply cannot compare!

The fans and media who came to the scene were all female insects whose mental state was stable, having been screened by the Male Protection Association and the guard team. Under the impact of the male insect hormone, they were still invigorated, feeling as if their entire mental state had been cleansed, and the fatigue of waiting all day was swept away.

Your Excellency Su Tang truly lives up to your reputation as a virtuous bodhisattva! To present everyone with such a generous gift upon our first meeting is simply too kind!

"Your Excellency Su Tang! How does it feel to make your first public appearance?"

"Your Excellency Su Tang! Are you truly not afraid of the female insects?"

"Your Excellency Su Tang! I've heard that the Brown family has been incorporated into your household register. Will you establish a clan?"

As Su Tang was about to walk out of the hall, the reporters finally realized what was happening and quickly stepped forward to ask questions.

Some daring reporters broke through the security guards' obstruction and desperately stretched out their microphones:

"Your Excellency Su Tang! What are your thoughts on serving as a judge for the first time?"

He must have been too excited, because the guards weren't paying attention and he almost shoved the microphone right in front of Su Tang.

Su Tang stopped, adjusted her sunglasses which had almost been knocked off, and raised her chin high in front of the countless dark cameras and fervent gazes.

He cleared his throat and, in what he thought was the deepest, coldest, and most sinister tone, delivered his carefully prepared "declaration of terror":

"Hmph! Thoughts? Foolish insectoids, I'm not here to play some childish game with you! I declare: this production crew has been taken over by me!"

He waved his small hand sharply, exuding an air of dominance, pointing towards the faintly visible audition building in the distance: "Listen up, all of you! I, Su Tang the Great Demon King, didn't come here to watch some boring singing and dancing, or to hear some tragic stories!"

"I'm here to select the most to my liking... uh, the most wicked lackeys! Those who perform well may have the opportunity to serve me, and have the honor of becoming the vanguard in building an evil empire—a supreme honor bestowed upon me by me! Those who don't perform well..."

Su Tang deliberately dragged out her words, letting out a few cold laughs that she thought would strike fear into the hearts of insects: "Hmph! Eliminated! All of you eliminated!"

"And the unlucky ones who are eliminated must accept the ultimate punishment personally designed by me—a terrifying, unprecedented punishment! Tremble! Crawl down, you mortals! Are you ready to face the greatest fear of your lives?!"

He raised his hands, mimicking the terrifying roar of a dragon that terrified insects, and struck the most ferocious pose!

silence.

silence.

A deathly silence enveloped the airport terminal for a full twenty seconds.

next second!

"Aaaaaaah! Sugar Baby's dad loves you!!! Ahhh, I'm about to faint in front of everyone!!"

"Punish me! Please punish me in the most horrific way possible! Please!"

"Pick me! Pick me! I'm evil in a unique way! I'll wax the tracks of the maglev public transport!"

"Understood! Your Excellency Su Tang! Please feel free to eliminate me!"

"Evil minions! It's me! Choose me, Your Excellency!"

"Spread fear to me! Please!"

"Even when Lady Su Tang is making threats, she's so cute! Ah, no, so wicked!!! Waaaaah!"

"Please, you absolutely must give me your autograph!!!"

The fans went completely into a frenzy! They screamed and roared, like a flood bursting its banks, wildly assaulting the fragile defenses formed by the security personnel and female soldiers!

Gifts, flowers, dolls, and even all sorts of strange "offerings" poured in from all directions like raindrops!

The media frenzy was also on full display. These reporters who came to cover the story seemed to have absolutely no professional ethics, completely immersed in Su Tang's terrifying declaration. They even took advantage of their position in front of the fans to grab the best spots.

A reporter lifted his jacket, revealing a support shirt underneath with a chibi-style image of Su Tang and the words "IL Heart VE U" printed on it: "Please give me your autograph!!!"

"No, no, give me your autograph first!!!" Another reporter dropped the pretense and even took off his pants. His pink shorts were covered in tiny gold heart-shaped hooks. "Please sign my drum!!!"

Even more extreme fans, who somehow managed to slip through the rigorous screening process, started letting loose: "Ahhh! Your Excellency! Look at me!! I've tattooed your name on oo, please sign here and grant me the mark of evil! I want to tattoo it on too!!"

The female insect had barely shown her mosaic-covered parts when she was met with a righteous mob attack from her emotionally charged, normal fans. The scene quickly became even more chaotic.

The security line finally gave way under the strain, instantly deforming and twisting, revealing several gaps!

Su Tang's newly mustered courage was as fragile as paper, instantly terrified by the terrifying and completely out-of-control surging swarm of insects, causing her to retreat!

The sunglasses hung askew on one ear, revealing a pair of large, amber eyes filled with terror. He instinctively cried out in surprise, jerked back, and frantically tried to grab Rohart's clothes.

"The situation is out of control! Level 1 alert! Escort Lady Su Tang to safety immediately! Repeat! Evacuate immediately!" Klein's cold and urgent voice came through the encrypted communicator to every guard.

The elite guards unleashed their strongest power, attempting to consolidate their formation, like a hot knife through butter, forcefully carving a path to the VIP security passage through the frenzied insect swarm.

But it was too late! The out-of-control frenzy was like an exploding star, and the shockwave was enough to annihilate all order!

The raging swarm of insects completely overwhelmed the narrow passage.

Su Tang felt like a tiny leaf in a raging storm, swept and pushed by an omnipresent force, staggering forward against his will. In the midst of the shoving, he accidentally brushed past the hem of Rohart's clothes.

"Male Lord!" Rohart roared. The insect swarm erupted too quickly. Even though he reacted instantly, he failed to predict the clumsy male insect's movements, causing the two insects to be separated.

"Damn it! Fink, what are you doing!" Lancelot, who was separated from Su Tang, almost couldn't help but transform into an insect to injure her, but he didn't want Su Tang to be burdened with negative public opinion, so he held back.

In the chaos, Su Tang tripped over her own feet, cried out in surprise, lost her balance, and was about to fall forward!

At this critical moment!

Suddenly, from the swarm of insects nearby, a slightly thin but exceptionally strong hand wearing a fingerless glove shot out and precisely grabbed Su Tang's slender wrist!

"Tsk, what a troublesome brat. Over here!"

Still shaken, Su Tang hurriedly looked up and, through her blurry, tear-filled eyes and shaky vision, saw a face suddenly approaching.

His short, orange hair looked as if it had been casually cut with flames, flamboyant and unrestrained, while his brown eyes held a touch of cynical laziness and amusement at watching the fun.

The insect had an unlit pheromone-infused cigarette dangling from its mouth (a pheromone substitute synthesized by insects, which can be understood as a kind of insect-based cigarette), and a row of silver studs on its ear cartilage. Its street-style eclectic outfit, with some wear and stains, made it stand out from the crowd of enthusiastic fans and formally dressed security personnel.

"Hey kid, what are you spacing out for? Do you really want to be crushed into a little candy cookie?" The tone was urgent but not flustered, even a little teasing.

He didn't give Su Tang any time to react, and suddenly pulled hard on his wrist!

Su Tang felt a sudden, subtle force, which involuntarily propelled him forward, narrowly avoiding a burly fan who lunged at him for a bear hug.

The orange-haired female insect moved with incredible agility, like a lightning fish swimming effortlessly in a rapid current. She held onto Su Tang tightly, using the blind spots created by the crowded insect swarm as cover, her body twisting and weaving with an almost supple posture.

Sprint to the left! Dodge to the right! Bend over! Sidestep!

With a few seemingly chaotic yet incredibly precise movements, he actually managed to pull Su Tang along, slipping like an eel into a narrow, inconspicuous metal door with a sign that read "Equipment Area, No Trespassing Allowed!"

With a loud "bang!", the metal door was quickly closed and locked from the inside.

The deafening roar of the madman outside the door was instantly cut off by most of it. Rohart's furious roar, Lancelot's icy rebuke, and Klein's calm yet urgent commands became faint, leaving only a muffled hum.

In the dimly lit, narrow passageway filled with various circuit boards and metal boxes, only the slightly rapid breathing of the two insects could be heard, and the air was filled with the smell of machine oil and dust.

The orange-haired female insect then released her grip, casually leaning against the metal box beside her, and looked down at Su Tang, who was still trembling slightly, her face pale with shock.

He tilted his head, a roguish smile playing on his lips: "The legendary 'Great Demon King' who spreads fear? Your entrance was certainly spectacular!"

As he spoke, the tip of his tongue, in the dim light, reflected a faint, cold metallic glint—it was a tongue piercing.