My evil self is completely unable to exert its power in the Zerg.

The StarNet, the mental neural network connecting the entire Zerg Empire, has never been so thoroughly stirred and driven to madness by a single name as it is today.

【Evil Candy】The brief but earth-shattering first live stream in the live stream room, although it ended abruptly with the male insect's tearful order to shut it down, caused an aftershock like a supernova explosion. Although the light was temporarily extinguished, the shockwave was sweeping through every corner with unstoppable force.

Screen recordings. Countless screen recording clips, taken from different angles and at different times, spread wildly at a rate like a viral outbreak.

The related terms #LordSuTang# #MaleInsectLiveStream# #EvilBadCandy# #GoldenLittleTailHook# and others skyrocketed, instantly dominating the top ten trending topics on all platforms, and without exception, they were all followed by the word "explosive" which became a viral sensation.

Clicking on any of these clips can trigger a new wave of turmoil:

The male insect puffs out its cheeks, fiercely staring at the screen in a charmingly adorable moment, as if to say, "I just love eating meat! Mind your own business!"

The male insect stared with its large amber eyes, defending Rohart's "domineering" declaration: "Only I can curse him! You are not allowed to curse my Rohart!"

The male insect, with its legs raised, angrily kicks Rohart with its toes, while its tail hooks happily swirl and crackle – a charmingly contrasting scene.

Then there was that scene that made countless female insects' eyes turn red, their blood run cold, and their jealousy almost drive them mad—the male insect, with a sob in his voice and teary eyes, ordered that damn lucky red-haired female soldier—"Sit down."

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[Thread] [Rational Discussion] I just watched a live stream... but I don't know if I was hallucinating? I think I saw a male insect. Someone wake me up!

Original Poster: [Anonymous Female Military Personnel ID 7781]

Content: As the title suggests.

The poster had just finished border patrol and, out of habit, opened the StarNet to see if any male insects were streaming, so he could go to their livestream for a couple of puffs... uh, to experience the artistic atmosphere and calm his mind.

As a result, the homepage pushed a gold-label live stream room that I had never seen before, called [Evil Bad Candy], which belonged to a newly registered user!

So, out of curiosity, the poster clicked in... By the God of Insects! What did I see?! That gentleman! He...he...he was so close to the camera! I could even see his face clearly!

And what's more, the concentration of male insect hormones was ridiculously high! (Although my receiver was an old model) That was shocking enough, but what happened next completely overturned my view of insect life!

Your Excellency... he actually spoke to us! Oh no, I mean, he was watching the comments... Your Excellency is so protective of that female insect! He actually let that female insect feed him! No, I mean, he actually fed the female insect precious fruit! And then... and then... (incoherently)

Anyone else watching the live stream like this? Tell me I'm not the only one who saw it! Is this really real?!

I feel my mental state has calmed down a lot, but I think my mental state is even more agitated than when I encountered the star beast horde during patrol! [Click to expand screen recording clip.GIF]

1L: [The real fierce female is the sub-female]

Wow! It's not an illusion! I saw it too! I recorded the whole thing! You are so beautiful and fragrant (obsessed)... and you have such a great personality, so lively, completely different from other people!

2L: [Anonymous Technician]

It's more than just different! It's practically a miracle from the insect god! You read that right, OP, you've taken the initiative to approach the female insect! Although you say you're "bullying" her... but this bullying... she's female, why am I the one being bullied?! (Twisting) (Crawling)

3L: [The Military Academy Pioneer Who Tears Apart the Nebula]

+1! I'm so envious I could cry! What's that red-haired criminal's name? Rohart? I'm going to check his file right now! What makes him so special?! (Jealousy has made me unrecognizable)

4L: [Black Sheath High-Level Tactician]

"Only I can yell at him!" "Wipe it clean." "Sit down." ... Insect God, you're so handsome, I love you, you're so cool! I love being bullied! Please bully me hard! Please slap my face hard!

5L: [80g Surfing]

Reply to 4L [Black Sheath High-Level Tactician]: How come you're also taking advantage of others?

6L: [Strategic Analysis of the M78 Nebula]

From a technical perspective, the intensity of the male insect toxins you released, even after equipment attenuation, still has a significant calming effect on us, and its purity may far exceed existing records. This has immeasurable value in alleviating the psychological stress on female military personnel. We recommend that the military attach great importance to this matter.

7L: [A Ten-Year Veteran]

Reply to 6L: What analysis?! All I know is that after watching your livestream, the mental bottleneck that's been plaguing me for three years has finally loosened! I'm bursting with energy now, I could shatter ten more meteorites! Su Tang, are you a bodhisattva sent by the Insect God?! (Hot, highly upvoted comment)

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300L: [Tangtang Baby's Best Little Mosquito]

"Male Bodhisattva!" Brother 6L, you're a genius! This title is so fitting! Where's the evil or wickedness? This is clearly a male Bodhisattva who has come to save us hungry and thirsty... ah no, waiting for your mercy, female insects! (Hands clasped together) Tangmen!

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888L: [Anonymous Information Seller (Verified)]

Breaking news! Rohart Fink, captain of the cruiser "Sweeper 7," has been imprisoned for recklessly returning to port to rescue His Excellency. The military's internal forums are in an uproar, with many of his former soldiers and comrades petitioning for a pardon, arguing that his actions in rescuing His Excellency outweigh his crimes. Public opinion is shifting rapidly. (Highly rated comment is hot)

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900L: [Lemon Extract]

A pardon? And then let him continue to serve our Bodhisattva? No way! I disagree! Even if we take a step back, why can't it be me? I'm better at fighting than him! I can even warm the bed! How sour!

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1113L: [Administrator]

This thread is extremely popular, and the discussion involves you, sir. Please be mindful of your language and maintain harmony on the StarNet. Any further posts containing inflammatory remarks or disclosures of your privacy will result in your account being banned. Please maintain respect in related discussions.

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6523L: [Anonymous female military officer ID 7781] (OP)

Reply to 7L: "Male Bodhisattva"? Amazing! Reply to 888L: There's definitely more to this than meets the eye! Thank you, brother! Reply to all: So it really wasn't an illusion! Thank you, Insect God! Thank you, Male Bodhisattva! (Running laps while crying) I'm going to save the screen recording and read it every day!

……

"Male Bodhisattva".

This title, uttered by a female insect in a moment of extreme excitement, struck the softest desire in the hearts of all the female insects watching the recording with its astonishing accuracy and pervasiveness.

Like wildfire, it quickly replaced the childish "Evil Bad Candy" that Su Tang himself had given him, becoming the latest affectionate nickname for him on the StarNet.

Every link to the reposted screen recording was filled with enthusiastic comments such as "Tangmen!", "May the Bodhisattva protect my mental state!", and "May the Bodhisattva bully me!"

The scenario that Su Tang had envisioned—"becoming infamous" and "feared by all insects"—did not occur. Instead, by a twist of fate, she gained countless, almost religiously fanatical worship.

This sudden storm naturally alarmed the true power center of the empire.

In a side hall of the Imperial High Council, a small but extremely high-level emergency meeting was being held. Attendees included representatives from the Male Insect Protection Association, the military, officials from the Imperial Ministry of the Interior, and Dean Aiven, who had previously served as Su Tang's attending physician.

As President Sipunit watched the constantly scrolling public opinion reports and the repeatedly played, oddly angled screen recordings on the light screen, veins throbbed on his forehead, and the expressions of the association's senior members around him varied.

"Nonsense! Utter nonsense!" A rather old-fashioned vice president slammed her hand on the table. "Letting this sinful female get so close to you! And even... even doing such... indecent things! What kind of behavior is this! This is a serious violation of Articles 17 and 93 of the Male Insect Protection Law! It must be stopped immediately! That Rohart Fink should be executed immediately as a warning to others!"

"Stop it? How do we stop it?" Another relatively calm vice president stroked his beard and retorted, "According to the latest report from the medical team, Lord Su Tang's secondary differentiation broke out prematurely due to an accident. It has now stabilized initially, but the level of male antagonists is extremely high and highly unstable, requiring continuous intervention. At present, it seems that Rohart Fink can play an excellent role in calming her down."

"More importantly—this is your own will! You clearly stated that you want to 'bully' him and protect him! Are we supposed to go against your wishes and punish the female insect he 'chosen'?"

"Will? You are still young and naive; you have clearly been bewitched by that wicked female! That wicked female is clearly taking advantage of your vulnerability!"

"Confused? Can't you see who's more proactive in the screen recording? It's clearly you who's confusing, uh, bullying? Insect! Although the method is a bit unique. But what is the highest principle of our Male Protection Association? It's to satisfy all of your male insect's demands! As long as you're happy, as long as it doesn't endanger your safety, can't we tolerate some slightly outrageous behavior?"

"Tolerance? All the female insects on the entire StarNet have gone mad! Do you know how much of an impact this will have? What will the other lords think? Won't those lords who are already afraid of female insects be frightened? This disrupts the existing balance!"

"Perhaps this is the key to breaking the deadlock? For thousands of years, the fear of female insects by males has been an almost unsolvable problem. Now, a gentleman has appeared who is not afraid of female insects and is even willing to 'get close' to them. This may be a turning point bestowed by the insect god! We should guide, not stifle! Hey, are you the conservative and I the conservative?"

"Quiet." Chairman Shipnet rubbed his head. "General Patton, what's your opinion?"

Before the white-bearded veteran could speak, another young general couldn't hold back any longer: "Lieutenant Fink's abilities are beyond question, and his racial potential is even greater. What happened before, in essence, was to save Your Excellency, so it's understandable."

"Rohart's loyalty is beyond question. The soldiers he led back then, as well as the military academy students who interned on 'Sweeper 7,' are now practically overflowing headquarters with petitions."

He exchanged a glance with General Patton: "Lord Su Tang's live broadcast has garnered immense attention, exceeding all expectations. The public, especially the female military personnel, has reacted with extraordinary enthusiasm. Clearly, Lieutenant Fink's success has rekindled hope among the female military personnel. Now, grant him a pardon..."

The radical representative of the Male Protection Association scoffed, "Enthusiastic? I think it's madness! Allowing a sinful female to get so close to Your Excellency is a serious dereliction of duty! And now there are even insects petitioning for him? What kind of behavior is this!"

Dean Evan couldn't help but interject, "It's undeniable that Your Excellency has shown an unusual dependence on Lieutenant Rohart Fink. Forcibly transferring Lieutenant Fink away could severely upset you. You've seen it yourself; Your Excellency has even gone against public opinion to defend him. What if Your Excellency loses control and gets injured as a result…?"

Upon hearing this, all the insects' expressions turned serious.

The appearance of Lord Su Tang and the impact it brought were astonishing. The powerful calming effect of his male insect hormones was indirectly confirmed after the screen recordings were widely circulated—many users reported that simply watching the recordings alleviated their mental agitation. This is undoubtedly a huge strategic resource.

A brief silence fell over the meeting room.

General Patton broke the silence: "With the Marshal absent, I will speak on behalf of the military: Now that Lieutenant Fink has gained your favor, both publicly and privately, the military believes that granting him a pardon seems to be the best solution."

"I agree."

I second that.

I second that.

……

"Then it's settled. Draft the amnesty order and the reinstatement order immediately. We need to act quickly and define the nature of this matter before public opinion fully takes hold."

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Inside the temporary accommodation.

Rohart carefully carried the exhausted Su Tang from the sofa to the bedroom bed and covered her with a silk quilt.

Looking at the little male protagonist's peaceful sleeping face, his heart softened completely, yet it was also filled with a heavy sense of unease.

You've been too good to him. Too good to be true.

This intimacy and "bullying" was a long-awaited blessing for him, but it also meant great risk.

His identity as a porcelain crossbowman was like a sword hanging over his head, as if someone who disliked him could use this as an excuse to take him away from Your Excellency at any time.

Just then, his military-grade encrypted AI system vibrated. Seeing the caller ID, Rohart's expression hardened, and he quickly moved to the corner of the living room.

After the call ended, Rohart stood there, his tall frame ramrod straight, but his deep gray eyes were churning with turbulent emotions.

Amnesty.

Charges dropped?

However, behind the immense joy lay a deeper unease and panic.

He's been pardoned and his military rank has been restored, so what reason does he have to stay by your side? Will the Xiongbao Association send a more outstanding, more handsome, and more subservient female insect to replace him?

The thought of possibly leaving you, possibly seeing other female insects standing in that spot, or even... touching you, made Rohart feel as if his heart was being squeezed by an invisible hand, and a suffocating pain spread through him.

When Su Tang opened her eyes, she saw Rohart kneeling blankly by her bedside, like a stupid dog abandoned by bad humans in the rain.

Su Tang was furious at his pathetic state, but when she saw the injuries all over Luo Hart's body, especially Xing Tian's eyes which were swollen and red from crying, and when she remembered how obedient he had been yesterday, the last bit of conscience in her heart was awakened, and she felt a little guilty.

Su Tang coughed lightly.

"Master, you're awake." The usually perceptive female insect finally reacted, looking up at Su Tang in a daze.

"Hmph...what are you kneeling there for?"

"My Lord," Rohart lowered his head again, his voice even lower than usual, "the military has pardoned my crimes and restored my rank."

"Oh?" Su Tang's eyes lit up.

It seems his declaration of terror was indeed effective! Even the Zerg Empire yielded and granted amnesty to his Zerg! He truly is a genius at playing a major villain!

Su Tang's tail tip swayed happily for a moment, then stopped. Isn't this a good thing? Why does this silly dog ​​look like the sky is falling?

"Why are you unhappy? Did they bully you again?" Su Tang's tail hook swung fiercely, but unfortunately, she looked like she had just woken up and had no intimidating power. It only made a soft "slap slap" sound when it hit the quilt.

Rohart was somewhat surprised that his lord would care about his thoughts, feeling both bittersweet and touched. He gripped the porcelain crossbow ring, which had automatically fallen off after receiving the pardon, and now held it tightly in his palm, making a bold decision.

"I...I don't want to leave my lord. Even with a pardon, I still beg to be your only porcelain crossbow, please...let me belong to you forever."

As he spoke, he held up the silver porcelain crossbow ring, which symbolized shame for the female insect, with both hands, and presented it to Su Tang with piety and stubbornness.

Su Tang was stunned.

Will it belong to him forever?

Has she been completely won over by him?

This... could it be... could it be... as expected, he really is the most powerful villain! Look, after only ten chapters, Rohart, this "protagonist," has completely succumbed to his villainous charm!

The immense sense of accomplishment instantly clouded Su Tang's not-so-bright mind.

"Great, great! Rohart, I'm really growing to like you more and more!" Su Tang excitedly got out of bed and took the cold metal ring.

He stood before the kneeling Rohart and felt incredibly tall.

He mimicked how villains in movies recruit their henchmen, yet also sounded like a noble lady being proposed to in public by a poor young man, deliberately speaking in an arrogant tone:

"From today onwards, you're mine! You'll have to work hard for me, do all the housework, and listen to me on everything, big or small, understand?"

As he spoke, he clumsily put the porcelain crossbow ring on his wrist.

Rohart: "..."

Evil System: [...]

[Strong emotions detected, judgment successful, gaining +500 evil points...]

Roha had never been so terrified as he was at this moment!

"Male, male master! Take it off quickly! That's what the female insect wears!"

The "click" sound was even faster than Rohart's shaky shout.

The porcelain crossbow ring was originally used to punish criminals, so it naturally wouldn't let criminals escape easily. When Su Tang touched her wrist, it "thoughtfully" changed its size to fit her slender wrist, side by side with the AI, looking as beautiful as two intertwined silver bracelets.

"what?"

……

The farce even alarmed the imperial high command, almost erasing Rohart's achievements once again.

Su Tang, tail drooping, lay on the sofa and muttered, "Who knew that the control of this thing was actually on my smart device..."

He fiddled with the smart device, figuring out how to use it, and suddenly perked up again: "Rohart! Stop cooking, come over here!"

"A mighty ruler."

"Please approve the application quickly!"

What?

Rohart was confused, but he obediently turned on the AI ​​anyway.

[His Excellency Su Tang has included you in his list of spouses and is entrusting you with the duties of service. Do you accept this?]

(System notification: According to Article 7 of Chapter 3 of the Zerg Convention, the female Zerg should respond to the male Zerg's application within 72 hours. Failure to respond within the time limit will be considered as acceptance by default.)

【accept】

For the first time in his life, Rohart received a mate request from a male Zergler—or perhaps this was the first time a male Zergler had initiated such a request.

It turns out that when a male insect makes a request to a female insect, the female insect does not have a "reject" button.

But it's obvious that no insect would refuse such a thing.

Rohart considered it for only 0.000000001 seconds before pressing [Accept].

[The male insect currently has no other mate. Due to a security check revealing your criminal record, your family role has been automatically changed to that of a side servant.]

You have become Lady Su Tang's concubine. Please complete the transfer of property as soon as possible and fulfill your duties as a female servant.

Attachments include: "193 Rules for Female Servants," "Imperial Male Insect Protection Law," "Core Protection Law for Male Insect Rights," "Regulations on the Protection of Male Insect Marriage Resources," "Regulations on Marriage Registration and Management," and "Code of Marriage Fidelity for Female Insects" (click to view).

[You have now become the master of Rohart Fink. Please complete the transfer of assets as soon as possible. Wishing you a happy life!]

"My lord, I..."

Rohart still felt a sense of unreality, too happy to speak.

"Hmph, you're mine now, Rohart..." Su Tang smiled like a little fox, her eyes narrowed. "Don't think that's all. You can't escape now."

"Rohart, you know this porcelain crossbow ring? It automatically adjusts to the size of the prisoner's neck, right?" He picked up the crossbow ring that had just been removed and gave Rohart a mischievous, cute smile. "I still prefer you wearing it. You'll satisfy me, won't you?"

Originally, Rohart had planned to wear the porcelain crossbow ring for the rest of his life, as long as Su Tang didn't drive the crossbow away. Now that he had become a side servant, he wouldn't refuse.

He knelt on one knee, raised his head, and offered his neck to Su Tang as if offering it up for execution.

Su Tang shook her head: "Get up first, okay? It's not like that."

"What?" Rohart was completely confused, but he still obediently stood up.

Su Tang frowned as she looked at the screen: "Patrick Star, I don't think persimmons taste good. Let's go eat sweet potatoes instead? We can write a thousand words with them!"

Rohart forced himself to ignore the feeling of being in a foreign object, reverently took Su Tang's hand, and kissed it: "Yes, I will always be your most loyal hound."