Old Man Zhao, the legendary healer of Xinghua Village!

"Okay, I'll think about it and let you know when I've made up my mind."

Zhao Dazhu said.

The hope on Li Cuicui's face instantly turned into disappointment.

She pulled a long face and said, "I thought you agreed, but it turns out you said you need to think about it. Uncle Zhao, are you kidding me?"

"I'm just messing with you, is that wrong?" Zhao Dazhu said.

"Disrespectful to your elders!" Li Cuicui grumbled.

Zhao Dazhu didn't want to continue the topic of kung fu, so he changed the subject and asked, "Cuicui, what were you doing running up to the back mountain so early in the morning?"

"To raid bird nests!" Li Cuicui answered without hesitation.

"Did you manage to find it?" Zhao Dazhu asked with great interest.

"No, I encountered that wild boar not long after I went up the mountain. It chased me for quite a while. If I hadn't been quick enough to climb up a tree in a flash, I would have been in big trouble."

Li Cuicui said angrily.

"Then why didn't you call for help?" Zhao Dazhu asked again.

"I'd like to, but there's no cell phone signal, so I can't make calls," Li Cuicui said.

The signal on the back mountain is indeed not very good, sometimes there is no signal and sometimes there is no signal. Whether you can make a call on the mountain really depends on luck, and of course it also depends on the mobile phone.

After all, not every brand of phone has such good signal.

"Ouch!"

Zhao Dazhu nodded, wanting to ask more, but Li Cuicui's expression suddenly changed.

"What's wrong?" Zhao Dazhu asked, thinking that Li Cuicui had discovered some wild animal.

Li Cuicui clutched her stomach, looking pained, and said, "My stomach hurts, I need to go to the toilet... Uncle Zhao, don't go, wait for me a moment, I'll come back after I'm done!"

After saying that, Li Cuicui slipped into the woods by the roadside.

Zhao Dazhu found it both funny and infuriating.

This girl is so uncivilized; I really don't know what kind of education she received at school.

Five minutes passed, and Li Cuicui did not return.

Ten minutes passed, and Li Cuicui still hadn't returned.

Zhao Dazhu was getting a little anxious. He craned his neck to look into the woods, but he couldn't see Li Cuicui anywhere.

"Is this brat constipated...?" Zhao Dazhu muttered to himself, rubbing his chin.

"ah!!"

Suddenly, a girl's scream came from the woods.

Zhao Dazhu was startled and instinctively rushed into the woods.

After running thirty or forty meters, Zhao Dazhu arrived at his destination.

Li Cuicui's capri pants weren't pulled up high enough, revealing her two pale thighs. She looked terrified and staggered backward, clearly frightened by something.

"Snake! Snake!"

Before Zhao Dazhu could ask, Li Cuicui pointed at the grass on the ground and shouted several times.

Zhao Dazhu looked closely and saw a snake in the grass, but he didn't know if it was poisonous or not.

It doesn't matter, whether it's poisonous or not, as long as you don't get bitten, there won't be any problems.

Zhao Dazhu swiftly reached out and grabbed the snake's head in an instant, pulling it out of the grass.

"You're scary? I'll make you fly!"

With a loud shout, Zhao Dazhu swung his arm and threw the snake far away.

The snake traced a graceful parabola in mid-air and fell somewhere, at least seventy or eighty meters away, and it certainly wouldn't crawl back anytime soon.

"Wow, Uncle Zhao, you're amazing...incredibly awesome!"

Li Cuicui pulled up her pants with one hand and gave Zhao Dazhu a thumbs-up with the other.

Zhao Dazhu was slightly smug, but his attention was quickly drawn to Li Cuicui.

Only then did he finally realize that Li Cuicui, this wild girl, wasn't wearing underwear!

Seeing Zhao Dazhu staring straight at her, his eyes practically popping out of their sockets, Li Cuicui realized that her current appearance was truly indecent.

"Grandpa, what are you looking at!"

Her cheeks flushed instantly, and she hurriedly pulled up her pants. Her face felt burning hot, as if she had been slapped several times or as if a thick layer of chili oil had been smeared on it.

"Ahem...that snake was quite unique," Zhao Dazhu said, coughing to cover his embarrassment.

"It's quite unique, it's quite startling," Li Cuicui said, changing the subject.

But Zhao Dazhu's attention returned to Li Cuicui once again.

Because he suddenly noticed that there was blood on Li Cuicui's leg!

The dark red bloodstains, though not abundant, were not a matter of quantity.

Since Li Cuicui's leg was bleeding, it means she must have been bitten by that snake!

Zhao Dazhu then rushed over to Li Cuicui and said quickly, "Cuicui, there's blood on your leg. Did you get bitten by that snake? Quick, let me see!"

Li Cuicui kept shaking her head, and said shyly while dodging, "Uncle Zhao, don't worry, the snake didn't bite me, I'm fine."

"Look, your leg is bleeding! What are you trying to prove? Stop talking nonsense and take off your pants so I can see! If that snake is poisonous, you'll be in big trouble!" Zhao Dazhu said urgently.

Although Li Cuicui, this wild girl, had no blood relation to Zhao Dazhu, Zhao Dazhu still couldn't just stand by and watch her die.

Moreover, if something were to happen to Li Cuicui in front of him, he would be in a difficult position to explain himself, and Li Guangzong would definitely come looking for him with a butcher's knife to demand justice.

"Uncle Zhao, I'm really fine. That snake really didn't bite me." Li Cuicui covered her pants with both hands, afraid that Zhao Dazhu would pull them down.

"Then what's with the blood on your leg?" Zhao Dazhu asked.

"This...this...this..."

Li Cuicui said "this" three times in a row, but she couldn't bring herself to say anything more.

"Why are you stuttering? Hurry up and say it! You're driving me crazy!" Zhao Dazhu said, both angry and anxious.

Li Cuicui finally suppressed her shame and said, "Uncle Zhao, I'm not injured. The blood on my leg is actually...it's...it's my period."

"That one? Which one?" Zhao Dazhu was completely confused.

"It's your period!"

Li Cuicui couldn't hold back any longer and shouted out the words "Auntie".

Then she complained, "Uncle Zhao, you don't even know what it means for a woman to have her period? Even if you're an old bachelor, you've seen pigs run even if you haven't eaten pork, right?"

Zhao Dazhu finally understood what was going on with Li Cuicui.

No wonder there's no stench around here; it seems Li Cuicui wasn't here to defecate at all.

She just said she needed to use the restroom as an excuse; she actually went into this woods to take care of her period.

"Why didn't you say so earlier?" Zhao Dazhu said, slightly embarrassed.

"How could I possibly say something like that?" Li Cuicui said shyly.

"You're usually so wild, I thought you wouldn't be shy at all," Zhao Dazhu said, looking at Li Cuicui's blushing face.