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[Her dancing poses were so alluring that Doubao generated a bikini photo of the streamer with a single click.]

[Bikini photos are fine, but be careful the streamer might generate a close-up of your face.]

[What kind of close-up photo is that? That's called opening an account!]

[Just like that, they were completely tortured and killed?]

[I've never watched professional leagues, so the person the streamer just killed was a professional player?]

[Fans of the contestants with weak fortune-telling luck will be enjoying a life of bliss after reading this.]

[In response to the comment above, yes, the streamer enjoys killing various professional players and then dancing on their corpses.]

[Heh, the world's most virtuous person.]

The live stream chat was buzzing with activity.

In the game screen, the character model of the defeated character lies helplessly on the ground.

Beside him, someone was manipulating the hero to dance in circles while holding up a sign.

The sign read "Sorry, it was a slip of the hand," which was incredibly effective.

Coupled with comical dance moves, it's a top-tier form of satire.

[I have to say, this behavior is incredibly rude. Just because he got a solo kill, he's being this sarcastic?]

[He seems like a spoiled brat who slipped through the cracks of compulsory education, a blond-haired hoodlum who can't even afford open-crotch pants.]

In esports, being bad is the original sin. What's wrong with a streamer killing someone and making a few sarcastic remarks? Did they eat your rice?

[Like idol, like fans; this livestream is awful.]

The rustling sound of plastic bags could be heard from outside the screen.

"Children,"

A lazy voice drifted out slowly, carrying a youthful clarity, mixed with the crunching sound of biting into potato chips:

[At this point, I hope readers will remember our domain name: 10 ...

"I've already had a rabies vaccination, so biting me won't help."

[I'm speechless. I'm here arguing with a group of scholars for your sake, and you're just leisurely eating potato chips?]

I don't understand what's so appealing about a streamer who lacks manners and enjoys mocking people.

[Don't tech enthusiasts understand? Based on this streamer's gaming skill level, I could follow him for life.]

[Oh my god, don't tell me the streamer just solo-killed a pro player while eating snacks.]

[Not really, the streamer just likes to sneak a snack during his recalls.]

[How unprofessional!]

The unprofessional Li Zhi wiped the potato chip crumbs off his hands, and with a flick of his finger, sent a ten-year ban to the person who had just been cursing him along with his fans.

Then they kicked the person out of the live stream.

He controlled his hero, who had just finished dancing and returned home to replenish his health, to step back into the battlefield, his tone still languid:

"Even heroes can return to base to heal, so what's wrong with me eating some potato chips to replenish my energy?"

The comments section remains highly polarized, with a small minority showing affection while the majority are relentlessly criticizing it.

Li Zhiye didn't care what the comments criticizing him were saying.

The more comments he receives, the better his live stream traffic becomes, and the more money he earns.

Who would turn down money?

In the game, Li Zhi's hero had just reached the minion wave when he encountered the enemy mid laner who had just respawned after being killed by him.

The man stood there blankly in front of the tower.

Li Zhi wanted to laugh a little and interacted amicably with the viewers in the live stream:

"What's this guy standing there for? He's pretty fast, he got online even faster than me."

Of course, they didn't eat potato chips.

[Nonsense, they weren't dancing or holding up signs, wasting time.]

[Nonsense, standing there like an idiot is obviously because they hate you.]

As if to confirm the answers in the comments, the global chat box popped up on the game interface the next second.

[All crucian carp: Are you Lychee?]

Li Zhi raised an eyebrow, somewhat surprised. "You recognized me after killing him once?"

[Nonsense, besides you, who else would be so heartless as to hold up a sign and dance after solo-killing a professional player?]

Li Zhi is one of the top streamers in the gaming section of the Yangshizi live streaming platform. Her live streaming ID is Lychee.

There are countless skilled gamers, but Li Zhi stands out among all the streamers.

It's because of his distinctive livestreaming style: he's very keen on provoking professional players.

And they revel in engaging in a series of childish, elementary school-level taunting behaviors after defeating the opponent.

Although its lethality is practically zero, it is extremely insulting and can easily provoke fans of esports players.

I'm often chased and scolded.

Therefore, the more he was criticized, the more popular he became, gradually growing into a streamer with millions of fans in the gaming industry.

By the time the haters realized they had inadvertently made the other person famous through their insults, it was too late for regrets.

But they were helpless.

Because Kurichi's strength is truly formidable.

The forum was flooded with millions of negative comments, none of which criticized his skill level.

The reason is simple: when facing professional players in a one-on-one situation in the game, Kurichi's win rate is almost 100%.

He was jokingly called the "King of Mid-lane in the Folk" by many netizens who were just watching the spectacle.

"Clash of Kingdoms" is a 5V5 fair competitive MOBA mobile game with an Eastern fantasy theme.

With the worldview of "the rise of all races and cross-domain competition", it brings together diverse heroes and focuses on fast-paced team battles and fair laning.

Players control heroes, pushing towers on three lanes, coordinating team battles, and destroying the enemy base to achieve victory.

It's popular with all ages and has a high level of popularity, which has led to a surge in the fame of Kurichi.

[You'd be surprised if I didn't know, right? After all, in random matchmaking, it's already very rare to get matched with a random player who can solo kill a professional player.]

[Heh, those shameless people who dance in circles are even rarer.]

[It's a case of scarcity increasing value!]

So why does the streamer hate professional players so much that he has to dance to it?

Li Zhi neither confirmed nor denied the complaints from the viewers, and casually made up a story to fob them off:

"Don't you feel a strange sense of satisfaction, like that of a primitive tribe dancing around a campfire to celebrate after killing their prey?"

【……】

So you fucking knew it was weird, huh?

I will resign and stay home full-time to study this sentence.

The barrage of cheesy jokes was flying everywhere. Li Zhi glanced at them and smiled. He then swiftly finished off the minion wave and, unusually, showed some interest in responding to what the opponent was saying.

[(All) Those who eat my lines are dogs: It's me.]

I expected to receive a few insults, but after a moment of silence, messages started pouring in one after another.

【(All) Crucian Carp: They really love broadcasting!】

【(All) Crucian Carp: Honey, I've maxed out the level of the light sticks in your live stream.】

【(All) Carp: Actually, when I first saw you learn the second skill at the start of the game with Ember Spirit, I guessed it might be you, and it really was!】

Li Zhi played a hero called Jin Ge in this game, an assassin-type mage.

Most players who play this hero will start by learning the first skill's area attack to make it easier to clear waves and level up, but Li Zhi prefers to learn the second skill first.

With her flexible skill movement, Li Zhi can basically secure the first blood for the opponent in 80% of the battles if she plays Jin Ge.

Just like the crucian carp that was just killed, it was the first kill to occur in the entire game.

[All crucian carp: Honey, say something!]

Li Zhi: "..."

Due to his malicious mockery and brutal methods of killing, Li Zhi's online image is that of a slovenly Alpha who hasn't showered in ten days.

Netizens pushed and shoved each other, cursing "your husband" "your husband".

This gradually evolved into many people calling him "husband" in a malicious way to disgust him.

But Li Zhi always prefers to ignore things, and he blocks out whatever he sees.

I never imagined that I would be openly insulted one day.

For a moment, I couldn't tell whether the crucian carp across from me was a true fan or a hater.

He was unhappy, and he wanted to annoy the person opposite him.

[(All) Those who eat my line are dogs: I'm streaming, fans of all the professional players are here, maybe you're one of them.]

It means that your true colors have been seen by the general public.

But the person opposite seemed impervious to swords and spears, and immune to all poisons.

【(All) Crucian Carp: I know, honey, don't worry, I'm watching too! ovo!】

Li Zhi: "..."

Fans of both sides tearing each other's hair off: "..."

[Regarding the incident where my husband called a streamer I dislike "husband."]

[Regarding the incident where a contestant I dislike called me "husband."]

Are you two upstairs performing a stand-up comedy routine?

[Hey, this is a canyon, a battlefield! What are you doing?]

[Let's flirt (just kidding)]

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