One Piece: We already have the Four Gods, so my Six Paths Sage is reasonable, right?

As for sharing?

That's something only an idiot would do.

Good things are always first come, first served.

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Inside a shop on Nine Snake Island.

"Huh? You don't even have dessert?" Lingling stood in front of the counter, her expression extremely unpleasant.

What a terrible place this Amazon Lily is! I went to so many places, and they didn't even sell desserts.

The shop assistant gave a slightly apologetic smile and bowed: "I'm so sorry, Lady Lingling..."

Lingling sighed and silently gave Xia Qi a failing grade for her management skills.

How did this emperor of Snake Island become emperor?

If she were in charge, dessert shops would have been popping up all over the streets by now.

Lingling turned away in disappointment, but her gaze inadvertently lingered on the window.

Outside the window, two heads were neatly stacked on the windowsill, one pair of eyes and another pair of eyes staring blankly at her.

"Ron? Kaido?" Linlin muttered, and stepped out.

Lingling stood in the doorway, hands on her hips, and asked suspiciously, "Hey, what are you two idiots doing here?"

Ron and Kaido, like two machines wound up at the same time, twisted their necks in unison and said in unison, "Seeing that you can't buy dessert."

Lingling raised an eyebrow and said irritably, "Are you two looking for a beating?"

But... looking at the two of them with their smug yet self-righteous expressions, she suddenly felt that they had always been like this, hadn't they?

Ron and Kaido shook their heads almost simultaneously.

They're not masochists, why would they want to be beaten up for no reason?

"Then what?" Lingling asked.

"Zeus, can I borrow you for a few days, Lingling?" Ron said with a smile.

Lingling paused slightly, her gaze sweeping back and forth between Ron and Kaido: "Where are you going?"

"Never mind that," Kaido quickly interjected.

"oh?"

Lingling narrowed her eyes slightly, her gaze falling on Kaido's face, and said, "You didn't call me when something good happened? Right, Kaido?"

Ron's tone was indifferent: "It's not good news. Shakky said there's an auction of Devil Fruits in the Sabaody Archipelago. Let's go take a look."

"Hey, Ron! How could you say that?" Kaido's voice suddenly became urgent.

After all, the more people who know, the more people will compete, Ron the idiot!

"Mmmmmmmmm~~~"

Lingling chuckled first, then turned her gaze to Kaido, saying irritably, "Kaido, you bastard... now you don't even include me in the good things, do you?"

Kaido snorted coldly, crossing his arms: "You didn't take me with you last time either, did you?"

Lingling rolled her eyes at him, somewhat helplessly: "What a vengeful brat."

After saying that, Lingling added, "Zeus~~"

"I'm here, Mom."

Zeus appeared as if on cue, a smile on his face.

But the moment it saw Ron, its smile froze as if something had stopped it.

"Hey, Zeus, long time no see." Ron waved at it, his smile gentle, and his tone just as warm.

Zeus looked at Ron's amiable smile and, for some reason, had a feeling that something bad was going to happen.

"Lord Ron... Lord Ron," Zeus stammered.

"Are you going, Lingling?" Ron asked again.

"Me?" Lingling chuckled and waved her hand. "Well, well, well, forget it. If I don't learn my lesson, Kaido will probably hold a grudge against me for the rest of his life."

"Hey, when did I become so petty?" Kaido retorted vehemently.

"Haven't things always been like this?" Lingling's smile remained unchanged.

Kaido turned to Ron: "Do you believe me, Ron? When did my character become so bad?"

Ron shrugged. "Kaido, when have we ever had anything like integrity?"

Kaido: "......."

"alright,"

Lingling waved to Zeus, "Zeus, you'll be staying with Ron for the next few days."

"Mother." Zeus's entire cloud trembled slightly.

"What's wrong, Zeus? Aren't you happy?" Ron looked at it with a smile.

"Very...very willing to serve you, Lord Ron," Zeus said.

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After a long time, a huge black cloud was flying rapidly along the doldrums.

"Ah~~~"

Annika opened her mouth to the wind, and the wind whistled through her mouth.

Her hair was blown back by the wind, and she had an expression on her face that showed she had never been so happy.

Because... this is the first time in history that Ron has taken her on a trip.

"Bang!"

Ron stood behind her and gently tapped her on the head: "Like a little kid."

Annika turned her head slightly, a bright smile on her face: "Hehe, Annika is so happy."

She laughed for a while, then, as if suddenly remembering something, her smile vanished abruptly: "Oh no!"

"Hmm?" Ron looked at her in confusion.

"Seriously, I'm so happy, I forgot to bring any money." Annika gently patted her forehead.

Ron gave her a speechless look, then reached out and tapped her on the head again.

"Why?"

Annika touched her head and looked at Ron again, as if asking why he hit her again.

"Can't you at least respect my profession?" Ron said speechlessly.

I'm already a pirate, so I can easily make money by doing a single job in the Sabaody Archipelago.

If all else fails, just borrow some money from anyone.

As the old saying goes, there are always more solutions than problems.

"Shiki!"

suddenly.

Kaido suddenly stood up, his face showing excitement.

"Hey, Ron, look ahead! It's that bastard Shiki!" Kaido shouted.

Meanwhile, in the distance ahead, the golden lion, flying at a moderate speed, seemed to have also noticed it.

Then, he slowly turned around, his gaze falling on the dark cloud that was chasing after him, and his expression changed instantly.

"What the hell? Why are the people from Amazon Lily so unreliable? Why did they send the message to Ron?" Golden Lion cursed.

"Master Shiki~~~~"

Annika stood on the dark cloud and waved vigorously at him: "What a coincidence! Where are you headed?"

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(First update. My hands are really sore from typing. I didn't abandon this. You guys actually doubted me? I had perfect attendance last month! What happened to our trust?)