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Chapter 52 Just fart and it'll be fine.
The entire classroom instantly descended into chaos.
The girls screamed and tried to get away, while the boys frantically tried to hold Guo Shaoping down, creating a chaotic scene.
Song Xiaoxiao covered her mouth, suppressing her laughter, and secretly glanced at Su Hao.
She knew that this was definitely Su Hao's doing.
"Guo, what are you doing!" Wen Lan exclaimed in shock and anger, slamming her hand on the podium.
"Enough! Stop it, all of you!"
Several boys worked together to pin Guo Shaoping to the ground, finally stopping his crazy behavior. However, his face was still flushed, his eyes were glazed, and he was still muttering something.
Standing to the side, Song Xiaoxiao added gloatingly, "Guo, you don't look well. You should go to the hospital to get checked out."
Su Hao casually added, "The hospital can't cure it; only traditional Chinese medicine can. If you want treatment, you can come to me."
Guo Shaoping wanted to say something, but felt his body getting even hotter, so he quickly went to find a doctor.
That concludes today's lesson!
After Su Hao's outburst, Wen Lan lost all interest in class. Since it was almost time for the end of get out of class, she simply announced that get out of class was over.
The students, feeling as if they had been granted a pardon, quickly packed up their belongings and left the classroom, glancing back and whispering amongst themselves as they went.
After leaving the classroom, Wen Lan looked at Su Hao and sighed helplessly, "You really are just causing me trouble."
"Teacher Wen, this has nothing to do with us." Song Xiaoxiao blinked innocently.
"Guo Shaoping suddenly went mad."
Although Wen Lan had a vague feeling that this matter was related to him, she had no evidence, so she could only change the subject: "Su Hao, instead of staying by Qiu Chan's side, you came to accompany a female college student. Aren't you afraid I'll tell Qiu Chan?"
"I was seduced," Su Hao joked.
"What are you trying to seduce!"
Song Xiaoxiao pinched Su Hao, blushing, and said, "Teacher Wen, don't listen to his nonsense. He's my cousin's driver, and he came to the school with me to meet someone."
As she was talking, she suddenly remembered something.
"Wait, Ms. Wen, how do you know my cousin's name? Do you know her?"
"Cousin? Oh, so you're Song Xiaoxiao!"
Wen Lan belatedly realized what was happening and laughed, "I'm Qiu Chan's best friend. She mentioned you to me. I didn't expect you to be so beautiful."
Song Xiaoxiao was a little embarrassed by the praise and punched Su Hao lightly.
"You knew perfectly well that Teacher Wen was my cousin's best friend, so why didn't you tell me?"
Su Hao was both amused and exasperated: "You didn't even ask!"
"That seems to be true..."
Song Xiaoxiao gave an awkward smile: "Teacher Wen, I'm so sorry to have disturbed your class today. Would you like to have lunch together? It's on me!"
"Thank you for your kindness. My colleagues are throwing a welcome party for me, and I'll have to go later."
Wen Lan glanced at the time and smiled, "You guys have fun."
"Okay, goodbye, Teacher Wen."
Stepping out of the teaching building, Song Xiaoxiao clicked her tongue in amazement: "My cousin's best friend has such a great figure, she's got a real mature and sophisticated vibe, much more mature and charming than my cousin."
"If your cousin finds out about this, you're in for a beating."
Song Xiaoxiao's expression changed: "What? I was just giving an objective evaluation. My cousin also has many good points."
"For example?"
"Well......"
Seeing that Song Xiaoxiao was choking, Su Hao chuckled.
"My cousin has so many good points, I can't think of any right now, what are you talking about!"
Song Xiaoxiao snorted: "You men are all big pigs. I'm going to go play with my classmates."
Just as Su Hao was about to follow, she stopped him, saying, "You can't go up to the girls' dormitory anyway. I'll go by myself. You can wander around the campus and we'll meet up later."
"OK."
After the two parted ways, Su Hao wandered around the campus alone.
The campus of Jinling University is very large. He walked along the tree-lined path to the lake, sat down on a bench by the lake, and enjoyed the rare tranquility while gazing at the sparkling lake surface.
Not long after, a series of hurried footsteps broke his silence.
"Hey you!"
Guo Shaoping ran over, panting. The flush on his face had mostly subsided, but he still looked very anxious.
He ran to Su Hao, bent over and panted for a while before straightening up, his voice tinged with panic: "I just went to see a private doctor and had some tests done, but they couldn't find anything wrong, but my body is still burning up, I wish... I wish..."
He gritted his teeth and didn't say the second half of the sentence.
Su Hao leaned back on the bench, crossed his legs, and said slowly, "Didn't I say that the hospital can't cure it? Only traditional Chinese medicine can."
Guo Shaoping gritted his teeth and finally lowered his proud head: "You...you must treat me quickly, I can pay you!"
Five million.
"What?!" Guo Shaoping almost jumped up.
"Five million? Why don't you just rob someone?!"
"You think it's too expensive?" Su Hao stood up and dusted off his backside.
"Never mind then, it's not me who's suffering anyway. Come find me again when you've figured things out. But I have to warn you, this symptom will only get worse, and by then, not even five million, let alone fifty million, will be able to save you."
Su Hao made a move to leave, but Guo Shaoping quickly grabbed him. His face turned pale and then flushed, and after struggling internally for a long time, he finally gritted his teeth and said, "I...I'll give it to you!"
"That's right."
Su Hao took out a bank card from his pocket. He had asked Song Xiaoxiao to help him open an account on the way to Jinling University.
Otherwise, he would always rely on women for money, which would be too much of a freeloader.
Guo Shaoping took out his phone and, with trembling fingers, operated it. Su Hao's phone soon received a bank notification that the money had been deposited into his account.
Su Hao glanced at his phone and nodded in satisfaction: "Alright, the method is very simple. Go buy a sweet potato, roast it, eat it, and then fart."
Guo Shaoping was stunned: "It's...it's that simple?"
"It's that simple." Su Hao shrugged.
"You can try it if you don't believe me."
Guo Shaoping looked at him with some doubt, but still turned around and ran to the snack stall at the school gate, bought a roasted sweet potato, and finished it in a few bites.
"puff--"
A loud fart, carrying the unique aroma of roasted sweet potatoes, filled the air.
Guo Shaoping checked his body and found that the heat had indeed disappeared, and he had returned to normal.
He breathed a long sigh of relief, but then a surge of intense anger welled up within him.
He spent five million just to buy a roasted sweet potato?!
At this moment, Su Hao was already sitting on the snack street behind the school, with all kinds of snacks laid out in front of him.
Grilled skewers, stinky tofu, stir-fried rice noodles, milk tea...
He used a tiny fraction of Guo Shaoping's five million to treat himself to a lavish lunch.
I was enjoying my meal when my phone rang.
It was Song Xiaoxiao calling.
"Su Hao, where are you? My roommate has a cold and is sleeping, so she can't go out with me. I came out to find you."
"I'm at the food street near the back gate, come over here."
Not long after, Song Xiaoxiao came looking for her.
Seeing the pile of snacks in front of Su Hao, she paused for a moment, then sat down opposite him without any hesitation and picked up a skewer to eat.
"Didn't you say you didn't bring any money? Why did you buy so much food? You don't expect me to pay the bill, do you?"
"A fool gave it to me willingly," Su Hao said casually.
Song Xiaoxiao instantly understood: "Guo Shaoping?"
Su Hao did not deny it, which can be considered as tacit admission.
Song Xiaoxiao became even more curious, leaned closer, and asked in a low voice, "How exactly did you make him turn out like that? It was when he went crazy in the classroom."
Su Hao took a bite of his kebab and said casually, "It's nothing much. I just injected some internal energy into him to stimulate his yang energy. If it's not channeled in time, that yang energy will run rampant in his body, keeping him in that hot and agitated state."
"True Qi?" Song Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up.
"Does true internal energy really exist? Is it like in martial arts novels, where you can fly over rooftops and strike people from a distance?"
"More or less, but not as exaggerated as in the novel," Su Hao explained casually.
"True Qi is actually a kind of energy in the human body. Through specific cultivation techniques, this energy can be condensed and strengthened for use in improving health or treating illnesses."
Song Xiaoxiao was listening with great interest and was about to ask more questions when an angry voice suddenly came from the side.
"So it was you who did this!"
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