This baby is not to be trifled with; even the villains were beaten to tears.

Chapter 83: Ordering snail rice noodles but not letting Dou Xiaodou eat them.

Wang Ma watched them flee in disarray and burst into laughter.

The photographer even secretly took pictures.

Even Dou Xiaodou slapped Wang Ma's thigh and laughed heartily.

The three of them laughed uncontrollably.

He even sent the video to Dou Niechen, hoping to make him happy too.

Dou Niechen received the video and was indeed in a great mood, so he sent a group red envelope to the three of them.

The three people grabbed it in a flash.

Dou Xiaodou snatched the largest denomination, a total of 60,000.

She's taking math class now and knows that the longer the number, the richer she is, so she bursts into a smug laugh.

"I'm rich now!"

The female photographer looked at her bill of only 666 yuan and was a little annoyed. "Why is there such a big difference? Did the system make a mistake?"

Aunt Wang laughed heartily, "I'm a bit better off than you; I have six thousand."

The total for the three of them should be 66,666.

It was basically Dou Niechen praising them again.

"Let's go back and have a celebratory meal."

Dou Xiaodou and the photographer perked up immediately when they heard about the delicious food.

"What would you like to eat?"

Wang Ma opened the large-print version of her phone and said, "Order takeout!"

The photographer is a lovely lady...

I thought you were going to cook for yourself!

Aunt Wang scoffed, "Sometimes I don't feel like cooking either."

I'd also like to order some takeout.

I just don't know what to order.

The photographer volunteered, "I'm an expert at ordering takeout. Do you have any dietary restrictions?"

Aunt Wang waved her hand, "I eat everything."

Dou Xiaodou also said that she eats everything.

"That makes things easier."

The photographer immediately ordered crayfish, snail rice noodles, boneless chicken feet, fried chicken, and most importantly, three cups of milk tea.

Two more durians for dessert.

Wang Ma frowned as she listened. "These are all high in oil, salt, and sugar. They're fine for us, but Dou Dou can't eat them, can she?"

The photographer assured her confidently, "Don't worry, I ordered the children's version for her."

For example, egg noodles, beef balls, fish balls, and bok choy.

Wang Ma was relieved. "Okay, then I'll give her some vegetable powder later, so she'll think those vegetables are the same as ours."

The photographer gave an OK sign.

We arrived outside quickly.

Although this place is remote, if you add a 200 yuan tip fee, plenty of people will send it to you.

The delivery arrived quickly, and the restaurant was instantly filled with the pungent smell of snail rice noodles, the aroma of fried chicken, and the sweet scent of durian.

The whole house suddenly smelled chaotic, like a night market.

But for those who love to eat these, the whole house just smells delicious.

The photographer quickly opened all the takeout boxes, arranged them one by one, and then opened the large tablet to select an animated film.

Wang Ma and Dou Xiaodou also came over and sat down.

Dou Xiaodou, sitting in her baby chair, is happily looking at the snail rice noodles and other dishes, already eager to try them.

Instead, Wang Ma placed a bowl of egg noodles in front of her.

"Doubao, eat this! It's delicious!"

Dou Xiaodou immediately declined when she saw the bland and watery soup.

"I want it!"

She wants snail rice noodles.

With a kind expression, Aunt Wang advised, "Doubao, that noodle is expired and smells a bit bad. You'll get diarrhea if you eat it."

Dou Xiaodou, however, was not quite convinced.

If it smelled bad, why would they order it?

She won't be fooled.

Humph.

Seeing that she was not easily fooled, Wang Ma placed the snail rice noodles in front of her, saying, "If you don't believe me, smell it; it smells like rhubarb's excrement."

These words immediately conjure up a vivid image.

Dou Xiaodou frowned.

I carefully sniffed the snail rice noodles.

Children's sense of smell is naturally more sensitive than that of adults.

The stinky smell, when placed in a child's sense of smell, is directly purified into the smell of poop.

Dou Xiaodou pinched her little nose immediately.

I never expected it to smell so bad when I got close.

She quickly waved her hand, indicating that she should not put the rice noodles soaked in feces in front of her.

Wang Ma and the photographer exchanged a knowing smile, a glint of shrewdness flashing in their eyes.

The secret is that children are just children; no matter how clever they are, they can't outwit cunning and scheming adults.

Aunt Wang even pretended to offer her a bowl, saying, "It smells a bit bad, but it's still edible. Would you like to try some, Doubao?"

Dou Xiaodou waved her hand repeatedly and pointed to the fried chicken next to her.

I thought to myself, "This should be edible, right?"

But Wang Ma brought over another dish of stinky tofu from the side.

"You mean this is good stinky tofu? You can eat it, it just depends on whether you want it with or without the water."

The damp, pungent smell of stinky tofu immediately filled Dou Xiaodou's nose.

She looked pale and sickly.

I don't understand why all the takeout food the photographer ordered was spoiled.

The food I ordered abroad wasn't good, and I didn't expect it to be bad again when I ordered it in China.

Dou Xiaodou questioned the photographer's ability to order takeout.

That little expression seemed to be asking, "Can't you even pick out good food?"

No wonder Dad called her an idiot; she really is an idiot sister.

The photographer is a lovely lady...

Although my intelligence has been questioned, I can only endure it.

She chuckled and gave half of the snail rice noodles and stinky tofu to Wang Ma, then pretended to offer some to Dou Xiaodou, saying, "Doubao, would you like to try some?"

Although authentic snail rice noodles are not smelly, she has never eaten one that isn't smelly, and actually likes the smell.

He then picked up his chopsticks and slurped a mouthful.

As a result, it was too hot and he choked, "Cough cough cough cough!"

Her eyes turned red from coughing, as if the food was so bad she wanted to cry.

Dou Xiaodou became increasingly disgusted and silently moved her chair back a step, afraid of being sprayed.

She obediently took the bowl of plain egg noodles, stopped protesting, and started eating.

Wang Ma smiled as she watched, thinking to herself, "You little brat, you think I can't handle you?"

When Dou Xiaodou had eaten half of it, Wang Ma gave her the beef balls and fish balls.

"Hey, these are handmade fish balls and beef balls, they smell amazing."

These two portions of fish balls and beef balls are the most expensive of all the takeout orders because they are handmade and made with fresh fish and beef, so they smell delicious as soon as you open the package.

Dou Xiaodou's appetite returned as soon as she smelled the aroma of fish balls and the oily fragrance of beef balls.

He immediately used a small fork to skewer the fish ball and took a bite.

Tender and bouncy, with a subtle sweetness from the seafood—delicious!

It's absolutely delicious.

Dou Xiaodou's cheeks were bulging from eating, clearly indicating that she had eaten what she liked.

Seeing this, Aunt Wang handed over the fried chicken, pretending to ask, "Want some fried chicken?"

With fish balls and beef balls available, Dou Xiaodou waved her hand, "I'll take them."

Hearing this, Wang Ma was secretly pleased and handed over another cup of sugar-free, tea-free milk tea.

"Would you like some milk tea?"

Since everything they bought smelled so bad, Dou Xiaodou no longer wanted to eat the food they ordered, including the milk tea.

She pointed to the fresh milk on the table, indicating that she wanted to drink that.

Wang Ma smiled and quickly poured her a large glass.

"Okay, then you eat the fresh ones, and we'll eat the bad ones. We can't waste food."

The photographer also said, "Yes, yes, we can't waste food. We should eat it before it completely spoils."

Wang Ma exchanged a smile with her, a mischievous smirk playing on her lips.

He lowered his head and started slurping.

They were thoroughly enjoying their meal.

sweating a lot.

Dou Xiaodou was puzzled by the way she ate with her brows furrowed and her forehead sweating.

Why would you eat something that tastes so bad?

What's the difference between this and the yellow dog that loves to eat poop?

Big Yellow below snorted, indicating that it wouldn't eat something so smelly.

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