This baby is not to be trifled with; even the villains were beaten to tears.

Chapter 51 Dou Xiaodou thought durian was smelly poop.

The critic never expected netizens to be so difficult to deal with; the criticism made him break down again.

[You're all so lacking in self-respect, eagerly vying to become slaves to capital; you're utterly corrupting morals.]

Women like you who are obsessed with money should all be arrested.

Netizens?

They were having a nice chat, so why did they start spreading rumors about the gender?

I get it. He's broken down. He's materialistic but too ashamed to admit it, so he's jealous of those of us who dare to say we love money.

This is utterly despicable; this kind of person is worse than a rat in a sewer.

At least rats only care about having something to eat, but this kind of person is someone who wouldn't dare to do it themselves, yet forbids others from doing it.

They're social scum.

The jerk got so angry after being insulted that he jumped up and down and started spewing all sorts of profanities in the live chat.

Those who made the insults were all banned by the system.

But the controversy also fueled the criticism.

That minor internet celebrity used to spend money promoting her live streams, but now she doesn't need to spend any more money, and suddenly everyone is flocking to her channel.

Everyone was initially curious about what was going on.

Then, viewers enthusiastically flooded the screen with comments like, "Isn't this all about rich kids and their daughters? Keep filming!"

They want to see the main characters, not the losers.

Seeing so many people pouring in, the young internet celebrity happily pointed her camera at Dou Niechen and his daughter again.

Some fans, however, felt that this was a candid shot, right?

Isn't it illegal to take photos without someone's consent?

The online influencer offered a half-hearted explanation: "I was live-streaming, but they ended up in the frame because they were sitting behind me. I didn't capture their full faces in the photo."

He didn't dare admit to taking the photos without permission, otherwise he would be sued and couldn't afford to pay compensation.

Dou Xiaodou's fans' hearts melted when they saw her happily devouring pasta at the dinner table.

Immediately tip the little internet celebrity: "Quick, show us our little DouDou, she's absolutely adorable!"

The internet celebrity never expected to receive so many tips for secretly taking a picture of Dou Xiaodou's profile; it was a pleasant surprise.

He didn't care about being photographed secretly at this moment. He pretended to change his position and pointed the camera at Dou Niechen and his daughter behind him.

Dou Xiaodou suddenly felt the camera pointed at her face, and she paused for a moment while eating.

The argumentative person then jumped in, saying, "See? See? She can't eat anymore. Now what excuses do you have?"

This is clearly a waste of food!

Fans also felt that the child couldn't possibly eat such a large plate of food.

But those were ordinary children.

Their DouDou looks quite special.

Who knows, she might be just like those baby mukbang streamers online, able to eat a lot.

[Exactly, they were just pausing for a moment, they didn't throw away the food, why are you so anxious?]

The stubborn man refused to believe it and stared intently at Dou Xiaodou on the screen.

They're just hoping she'll throw away the food soon so they can all criticize her online.

That way he can finally hold his head high.

Netizens...

His intentions were so obvious; you could guess them without even thinking.

At this point, Dou Xiaodou's fans became worried, fearing that the little guy would be criticized by the entire internet if he really wasted food.

After all, with the aura of someone as wealthy as her, even the smallest mistake she makes will be magnified infinitely.

They didn't want a little kid to be criticized online for wasting food.

Dou Niechen saw it while scrolling through the comments.

He frowned slightly, clicked into the profile of that account, and saw that it was a private account.

He scrolled through the comments on his phone and saw what this troll had posted before—all of them were insults.

It seems he really hates this world.

Dou Niechen didn't bother arguing with the other person, but instead aimed his fork at Dou Xiaodou's plate.

"If you can't finish it, give it to Dad."

Dou Xiaodou originally wanted to eat slowly, but when she saw her stinky dad trying to snatch it, she immediately grabbed the mini sandwich with her two chubby little hands and stuffed it into her mouth.

When he choked, he tilted his head back and gulped down most of the bottle of milk.

There was still a ring of milk foam on her little mouth.

Fans thought it was incredibly cute.

Ahhh, my little DouDou looks so tempting when she eats! It makes me want a sandwich too.

After finishing her sandwich, she started eating fruit.

Those were freshly peeled durians, golden in color.

Dou Xiaodou was eating durian for the first time and didn't know what it tasted like.

Netizens are curious: [It's said that children feel nauseous the first time they eat durian because they think it smells like poop and can't stomach it.]

I wonder if the Dou family's little princess dares to eat durian?

Dou Niechen had also seen a video of a child vomiting from the smell of durian on his first try, and a mischievous smile appeared on his lips.

I want to see if this chubby little girl will also have her period.

He turned on the camera, ready to capture her expression in a moment.

Dou Xiaodou initially thought durian was banana flesh.

Because bananas are yellow.

The durian flesh is also yellow and feels soft to the touch.

She grabbed a piece with her little hand.

As soon as I put it to my lips, I smelled a familiar yet unfamiliar taste.

It smells a little sweet, and a little stinky.

This smell feels somewhat familiar.

She lowered her head and smelled the durian, then smelled it towards her own buttocks.

It was as if they were confirming something.

Netizens were laughing their heads off when they saw this: [Hahahaha, does she suspect this durian is her poop?]

[Hahaha, I think so. She actually bent down and sniffed her diaper. It cracked me up.]

This kid is hilarious.

Dou Niechen smiled, not intending to tell her that it was fruit.

Instead, he urged her, "Are you going to eat or not? If not, I'll eat it for you."

When Dou Xiaodou heard that her stinky dad was going to snatch it, she immediately took a big bite.

Her eight small front teeth bit into the soft durian flesh, and a strong, pungent aroma immediately filled her mouth and nose.

It even rushed to the forehead.

Dou Xiaodou seemed to be subjected to some kind of olfactory shock.

The durian in my hand suddenly fell back into the plate.

He paused even while chewing durian.

Then, with teary eyes, she looked at Dou Niechen.

"Waaaaah, Daddy~~"

Dou Niechen burst into laughter.

He even disregarded his CEO image and laughed until tears streamed down his face, clutching his stomach.

"Hahaha, eat up, why aren't you eating?"

The surrounding guests were also laughing uncontrollably.

The fatigue from waking up in the morning was instantly relieved by this scene.

The screen was filled with "hahaha" comments from netizens.

Everyone's saying, "DouDou is so cute! It's hilarious! Did she think she ate poop?"

[I guess so, look how close she is to tears.]

The argumentative person also joined in to watch the show, saying, "Don't you all think the Crown Prince is an incompetent father?"

[How could someone not educate their child that durian is a fruit, causing the child so much fear? Does this person deserve to be a father?]

Everyone...

Is this all it takes to be a father?

Wouldn't all men who don't have children be arrested and killed?

I advise you not to hate this world too much.

Dou Niechen laughed for a while before picking up a durian from the table and taking a bite.

He ate it with gusto, then swallowed it right in front of Dou Xiaodou.

With a smug look on his face, he said, "Alright, this is fruit, not poop, you can eat it."

Dou Xiaodou stopped crying when she saw that he had eaten and swallowed the food.

She suspected that her father was playing a trick on her, so she immediately pried open Dou Niechen's mouth and even tried to reach inside with her little hands.

Check to see if that smelly, poop-like stuff has really been swallowed.

Dou Niechen...

If he hadn't been quick-witted, he would have had his throat pierced by the little girl.

He closed his eyes, tacitly acknowledging that she was his biological son.

Finally, I showed her a short video to explain, "Look, this is a durian picked from a tree, not the stuff in your diaper."

Dou Xiaodou read it very carefully.

After confirming that many uncles, aunts, brothers, and sisters liked to eat durian, I felt relieved and started eating it.

Although it still smells awful, it tastes sweet.

Wang Ma will probably like it, and Da Huang will like it too.

So she took two pieces and was about to put them into the diaper.

Dou Niechen...

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