This baby is not to be trifled with; even the villains were beaten to tears.
Chapter 49 Both father and daughter are troublemakers
Dou Xiaodou didn't expect that her father wouldn't be angry even though she made a mistake.
She looked at Wang Ma uncertainly, wanting to confirm with her whether it was true or not.
Aunt Wang patted her head comfortingly, "You were so kind as to wash your father's hair, he's overjoyed, how could he possibly hit you?"
"But you washed it the wrong way. Be gentler next time. Help your dad dry his hair in a bit, that will make him happy."
Dou Xiaodou nodded obediently with her chubby little face; she understood.
She knows how to blow-dry her dad's hair.
So she ran off to get the hairdryer, climbed onto the bed excitedly, and pointed at Dou Niechen with her little finger, indicating that he should sit on the floor.
That way she can stand on the bed and blow-dry his hair.
Dou Niechen was initially quite angry with the bratty kid.
But when she offered to help him blow-dry his hair, his gloomy mood instantly brightened.
He even snorted in a good mood, "You're smart to know what's good for you."
He wouldn't sit on the ground and let someone stand up to blow-dry his hair if it were anyone else.
But this chubby little guy's legs are too short; if she can't stand on the bed to blow on it, she might want to stand on his head to blow on it.
He could only condescend to sit on the ground, his face a mixture of smugness and arrogance, and say, "Keep bragging."
There's a reward for a good performance.
Dou Xiaodou, full of ambition, pressed the switch on the hair dryer.
Then, mimicking how Wang Ma dried her hair, she even ruffled Dou Niechen's hair with her chubby little hands.
This feeling is wonderful.
Dou Niechen was momentarily stunned.
In his childhood memories, his parents never dried his hair.
Only the nanny would bathe and blow-dry his hair.
But the nanny was a bad person. Seeing that the family didn't value him, she was very rough when blow-drying his hair and deliberately hurt him with the hot air.
He struggled and verbally humiliated him.
They say he's pretentious and has a prince complex.
He was only two and a half years old at the time, and he didn't dare to resist. He could only feel wronged and his eyes would well up with tears.
His daily life only returned to normal after Wang Ma came to his home.
But thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem quite normal.
Because Wang Ma isn't a normal person either.
She has an impatient personality and acts eccentrically.
When I blow-dry his hair, I only patiently blow-dry it for the first minute.
After a while, I lost patience and started scrubbing it like I was wiping a pet dog with a towel.
Finally, he patted the towel on his shoulder, "All done!"
Dou Niechen...
Thinking back on his childhood memories, he felt that life as an adult was better.
At least no one will dare to mess with the Grand Duke Jupiter anymore.
Just as I was thinking that, I suddenly felt a weight on my shoulder.
A small foot stepped on it.
Then my scalp tightened.
Another little foot stepped on top, and then the little chubby one seemed to want to step on his head!
Dou Niechen...
No, I just praised you a couple of times, and you're already causing trouble?
Dou Xiaodou, far from feeling guilty, declared confidently, "I'll help you!"
"But the mud is too short."
Therefore, she needs to stand high.
Dou Niechen...
I think you just want to shit on my head!
Dou Xiaodou relaxed her buttocks, and indeed wanted to take a big dump.
So she grabbed Dou Niechen's hair and tried to make a sound.
Dou Niechen...
Get down here.
He twitched his lips and pulled the brat off.
He closed his eyes in anger, pointed at her, and said, "You...you're something else."
I wanted to yell at her, but then I remembered she's in a phase of imitation, and I was afraid she'd pick up the profanities if I swore, so I had to suppress my anger.
"Alright, I'll blow it myself. You can go to sleep now."
Dou Xiaodou felt a little disappointed that she couldn't poop on her dad's bed.
Mingming's mother said it was okay to do it when he wasn't paying attention.
Who knew they'd be discovered?
Looks like Dad is still too cautious. Next time I'll have to do it while he's sleeping, hehehe.
Dou Niechen could tell what she was planning to do just by looking at her sly expression.
He rubbed his forehead, feeling a headache coming on.
I don't understand how I gave birth to such a naughty little thing.
He was a very well-behaved child.
It can't be a case of skipped generation inheritance, can it?
After all, neither Dou Changnian nor Luo Yongni are good people.
I heard from my elders that they were all little devils when they were young, the kind who would get beaten to death if they went out.
Could it be that Dou Xiaodou inherited the traits of that perverted couple?
The system thought to itself, "You're just as good."
According to the information, Dou Niechen was a well-behaved baby until he was two and a half years old, but his mischievous nature was exposed after he turned three.
Not only did they put Tiger Balm in Dou Niechen's pants.
They even put bedbugs on Luo Yongni's underwear.
He even put small snakes in the boots of the nanny who bullied him.
After doing all that, he waited quietly for the screams to erupt from his home.
The constant screams made him feel good.
Later, he discovered that he loved the sound. He would play a little prank every day, and then he could fall asleep peacefully by listening to the screams and curses.
For many years, these screams became his sleep aid.
After he drove away all the bad guys, his sleep deteriorated.
Sigh, it's a little regrettable to think about it.
system....
You have the nerve to say that it's a case of skipped generation inheritance?
It's exactly the same as yours.
However, there are still some differences.
For example, Dou Xiaodou would get sleepy after playing for only a short while.
She quickly climbed into bed, and the moment her head hit the pillow, she turned off the phone.
Dou Niechen found it unbelievable every time he saw her turn off her phone in a second.
He doesn't have that function.
The Dou family members don't have this ability either; perhaps it was inherited from her mother.
I don't know what kind of woman she was.
Now he's starting to get curious.
He opened the account, hoping to see if any netizens had found any clues.
After looking for a while without finding any clues, they could only pick up Dou Xiaodou and put her face down.
Then I fell asleep in a second.
When Wang Ma arrived, she saw the father and daughter sleeping soundly and secretly took another picture.
I plan to post it online next time.
The day of the business trip arrived.
Wang Ma got up early to braid Dou Xiaodou's hair.
And he pulled Dou Niechen up.
"Chenchen, watch carefully, this is how you tie your hair."
As she spoke, she quickly tied three little pigtails for Dou Xiaodou.
I also pinned three bows to the little bird.
Dou Niechen...
This doesn't look good at all!!
Only this little brat is cute enough to pull off such an ugly hairstyle. Does he really think he's a genius at it?
Aunt Wang retorted, "Nonsense, it's clearly my cooking that's better."
"If you don't believe me, try it yourself. It definitely won't look as good as mine."
Dou Niechen, with his hair still messy from just getting up, reached out and snatched the hair tie, saying, "I'll do it, I'll do it."
He thought tying hair up was just a matter of putting on a couple of ties, what was so difficult about that?
He grabbed Dou Xiaodou's naturally curly hair and reached out to put a rope around it.
As a result, it didn't get on in the first or second try.
The anger continued.
But he used too much force and hurt Dou Xiaodou.
She suddenly became irritable.
He launched into a tirade of abuse at Dou Niechen.
Wang Ma suppressed a laugh, "If you can't handle it, just admit defeat. I won't laugh at you."
Dou Niechen retorted, "Bullshit! How could I back down?"
I must get four injections today!
But Dou Xiaodou thought his skills were poor and refused to cooperate.
She opened her little mouth as if to bite him.
That means, if you mess with my hair again, I'll bite you to death.
Dou Niechen had no choice but to reveal his trump card: "Sit still and I'll take you out for a big meal."
Dou Xiaodou immediately shut her biting mouth and sat down obediently.
Wang Ma...
That's an incredible speed at which they change their expression.
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