This baby is not to be trifled with; even the villains were beaten to tears.

Chapter 32 Wang Ma; Where's your boyfriend?

It was the first time Dou Xiaodou had seen a stranger at home, and she found it quite novel.

She looked at Hu Buxu with curiosity.

She reached out and pinched his cheek. Mmm, so oily~

The little chubby hands disgustedly wiped themselves on Hu Buxu's body.

He sniffed his face again.

Sure enough, this is the taste.

She immediately pinched his little nose, ran to the locker, and took out a pack of pink diapers for him.

In a childish voice, she said, "Change~"

You mustn't.....

He looked helplessly at Dou Niechen, "What does she mean? Does she think I smell bad?"

Dou Niechen scoffed, "You don't have a nose?"

It's all spoiled and you're still asking if it smells bad? It stinks to death!!

Hu didn't allow herself to feel wronged, "I just didn't shower all night."

He drank a bit too much yesterday and didn't want to take a shower.

Who knew kids had such a keen sense of smell?

They actually gave him diapers. Are they worried he'd soiled his pants?

Hu Buxu felt it necessary to explain.

He then squatted down and explained to Dou Xiaodou, "Baby, Uncle didn't poop, he just didn't take a bath."

Dou Xiaodou didn't believe it.

This greasy, foul smell was even worse than her poop.

She doesn't believe him when he says he didn't poop.

He then pinched his nose and ran outside.

He had only run halfway when he suddenly remembered something, so he ran back and reached out to grab Dou Niechen.

I want him to run with me.

Don't let this dirty uncle infect you.

Dou Niechen felt both gratified and amused.

"They actually thought of dragging me along?"

Dou Xiaodou rolled her eyes at him, thinking her dad was such an idiot.

If you encounter someone who doesn't wipe their butt after pooping, are you just going to run away and wait to be stank by the stench?

She's a sweet-smelling baby, she doesn't want to be a smelly baby.

Dou Niechen looked at her chubby little face, which was raised with a smug expression, as if she was showing off her intelligence, and he was both amused and exasperated.

But she also told Hu Buxu, "You'd better wash up, you stink."

Hu Buxu held the bag of pink diapers, on the verge of tears.

"Baby, I just didn't take a bath, I really didn't poop in my pocket!!"

Unfortunately, Dou Xiaodou didn't listen to his explanation at all and ran downstairs to eat breakfast.

The first thing she does when she wakes up is usually to see what to eat for dinner.

When Wang Ma saw her come down, she smiled warmly, "Dou Dou is awake? Today we're having soy milk, fried dough sticks, and meat buns."

The fried dough sticks were only the size of a palm, and the meat buns were also small; they were all made according to her size.

Dou Niechen's share was clearly much larger.

Hu Buxu's portion was also placed next to it.

Aunt Wang glanced behind them and asked, "Um, where's your boyfriend?"

You're not up yet?

Dou Niechen frowned. "What kind of address is that?"

Friends are friends, but boyfriend?

Aunt Wang muttered, "That's not a girlfriend either."

The guy is naturally called boyfriend.

We can't just call it "one" or "zero".

Dou Niechen...

He suspected that Wang Ma was thinking something strange.

She snorted, "Ignore him, you go about your business."

Wang Ma said "Oh," put the bib on Dou Xiaodou, and asked her softly, "Doudou, did that uncle sleep with you last night?"

Dou Xiaodou shook her head, "No."

Aunt Wang understood. "Did he kiss your father goodnight yesterday?"

For example, like this.

Wang Ma pouted and imitated it for Dou Xiaodou.

Dou Xiaodou pouted her little mouth like a goldfish and shook her head, "No."

It's a bit of a pity about Wang Ma.

It seems Chenchen is still too shy.

I don't even dare to kiss.

Dou Niechen stood to the side...

"Wang, Ma,"

They shouted through gritted teeth.

Wang Ma quickly ran off, saying, "I still have reports to review, I'm leaving now."

After she ran away, Hu Buxu finished showering and went downstairs.

She was still wearing Wang Ma's pajamas.

Although he wanted to wear Dou Niechen's clothes, this guy had a serious possessiveness towards his own things, and if he dared to take them, he would probably be beaten to death.

I'll just have to keep wearing Aunt Wang's pajamas.

He came downstairs while drying his hair. "Oh, so we're having soy milk and fried dough sticks today."

He hadn't had such an authentic Chinese breakfast in a long time.

He sat down casually, took a bite of a fried dough stick, and drank some soy milk.

"Absolutely amazing!"

It's absolutely delicious.

"This tastes even better than coffee."

Dou Niechen didn't even bother with him. "Finish your food and get out of here."

If they stayed any longer, Wang Ma would probably start fantasizing about their affairs.

Hu Buxu didn't understand and was still complaining, "I'm still a pitiful figure in the Hu family, penniless, so I haven't even bought a house. Where am I supposed to live?"

"Can't I stay here with you for a few days?"

Dou Niechen remembered that he was going on a business trip to another province in the next few days, and Dou Xiaodou would be home alone, which didn't seem right.

Remembering that Wang Ma had asked him to hire an early childhood education teacher and a housekeeper, he glanced at Hu Buxu.

What is your educational background?

Hu Buxu was still drinking soy milk. "A graduate student, huh?"

Although I was working part-time while studying, I managed to finish my studies.

Dou Niechen nodded in satisfaction. "And how are your housework?"

Hu Buxu was naive. "I'm good at housework. I do my own laundry, cooking, and cleaning when I'm abroad."

Even after he became a big boss, he would still occasionally do housework himself.

Dou Niechen was very satisfied.

"Okay, then you can stay here."

Hu Buxu paused in his eating of the steamed bun. "Are you serious?"

No tricks involved, right?

Dou Niechen asked with a serious expression, "Am I that kind of person?"

Hu Buxu was quite certain, "You are."

Dou Niechen...

"Fine, then don't stay."

Hu quickly promised, "I promise I won't touch anything in your room."

Dou Niechen nodded and continued, "I won't charge you for the room, but you have to help me take care of the child."

"Just give her early education classes and teach her some housework."

Hu Buxu opened her mouth wide, "I understand teaching her to attend early childhood education classes, but what's the idea behind teaching her to do housework??"

She's only a little over a year old, right? She hasn't even grown all her teeth yet, and she doesn't even have a neck. What kind of housework can such a tiny gas cylinder do?

Dou Niechen rolled his eyes at him, "What do you know? If a child learns to do housework, he'll be able to do laundry and cook for himself in the future."

That way, Wang Ma wouldn't have to take care of her, and he wouldn't have to hire a nanny.

Since it's still just the few of them at home, there's no need to let outsiders in.

Besides, it's much safer to take care of yourself, so you don't get sold off by the nanny.

You mustn't.....

While this method is more convenient, it's not exactly the most convenient way, is it?

"You're letting her take care of herself? Aren't you afraid she'll get lost if she takes her out?"

Dou Niechen frowned slightly. "That can't be, can it?"

This little girl seems quite clever, not as stupid as she appears.

Hu was speechless. "No matter how smart she is, she's still just a little kid. Her understanding of society is probably limited to sitting on the rocking chair at the supermarket entrance. What else could she possibly know?"

Dou Niechen thought it made some sense.

That's why I asked you to teach me.

Hu was speechless. "If I have to teach everything, then what's the point of having you as a father?"

Why not just acknowledge him as your father?

Anyway, he's just missing a child.

Dou Niechen raised an eyebrow as a warning, "You dare to make a move on her and see what happens."

He wouldn't give his child away even if he lost him.

Dou Xiaodou....

Who agreed to let him lose it?

Hu Buxu also looked at him with disdain, "If I'm taking her, then what are you doing?"

Dou Niechen: "I'm on a business trip."

"I'll bring you gifts when I come back."