This baby is not to be trifled with; even the villains were beaten to tears.

Dou Niechen picked her up with a smug and triumphant look on his face, pulled her hand away from picking her nose, and solemnly explained to her.

"Switching dads means that your dad will be swapped with someone else. You can't be my dad today."

Dou Xiaodou was initially putting her nose in her mouth to taste it, but upon hearing this, she was so frightened that she dropped her boogers.

"Change the poop?"

Why do we need to change the poop?

She said she didn't understand.

Dou Niechen felt relieved when he saw that she finally panicked.

A smile involuntarily crept onto his lips. "Right? You're reluctant to leave your father, aren't you? You don't want to be separated from him, do you?"

The director also looked over with curiosity, wanting to hear her answer.

Even the photographers stared at them curiously.

Dou Xiaodou opened her mouth slightly under everyone's expectant gaze, then fell silent.

Everyone...

No, what is she trying to say?

Could it be that you have too much vocabulary to express?

Dou Niechen was equally nervous, wondering if the girl wanted to say something but didn't know how, so he patiently guided her.

"It's okay. If you don't want a different dad, your dad will stay with you."

Dou Xiaodou remained silent.

She wasn't spacing out; she was asking the system she hadn't contacted in a long time.

"Will my poop be changed?"

The system... "No."

"But you don't dislike this father, so why don't you take this opportunity to change him?"

Dou Xiaodou immediately refused, "No!"

She likes this kind of sullen dad who says one thing but means another.

If her dad were easy to talk to, she wouldn't find it interesting.

The system was both amused and exasperated, thinking to itself, "So young, yet so stubborn. She clearly loves this father very much."

The task given to it by the main god was to help her return safely to Dou Niechen's side. Now that she sees Dou Niechen protecting her and she likes Dou Niechen as her father, its mission is finally largely complete.

So the system, unusually so, comforted her, saying, "Dou Niechen will always be your father. Don't worry, he won't be replaced."

Dou Xiaodou was immediately relieved to hear that she wouldn't be replaced.

With a wave of her hand, she said goodbye without any hesitation, "That's all, you can go now."

Goodbye.

system.....

That brat, he's so ruthless!

Hmph, I'm never talking to her again.

The system stormed off in a huff.

Dou Niechen was a little frightened when he saw that Dou Xiaodou had been silent for a long time. He thought she had been possessed, so he quickly shook her body, calling out, "Dou Xiaodou!!"

His chubby little face bounced around as he shook it.

Damn you, get off my daughter!

Dou Niechen's sudden spellcasting startled even the photographer.

No, Mr. Dou, are you putting on a grand opera?

The director was barely holding back his laughter.

He said that the Dou family father and daughter had a show.

The photographer was also busy taking pictures, as this was a clip that could go viral.

Whether it was Dou Niechen's method or not, Dou Xiaodou's dazed look actually came back to her senses.

She blinked her big eyes, saw her dad gesticulating wildly like a madman, and immediately backed away in disgust, indicating that she didn't know him.

Dou Niechen didn't expect her to dislike him as soon as she recovered, so he immediately chased after her.

"You little brat, stop right there!"

Dou Xiaodou ran even faster.

She doesn't want this kind of embarrassing poop; it's so shameful for her.

Despite her small, chubby body, she runs quite fast.

Dou Niechen chased after him in a fit of rage.

In the end, Dou Niechen, with his longer legs, grabbed her by the back of her collar.

Dou Xiaodou was lifted up and immediately became unable to move, like a puppy.

Dou Niechen said smugly, "Run, let's see how you run now."

Dou Xiaodou pretended to eat her hand, feigning innocence.

Dou Niechen laughed in exasperation, "What were you thinking just now? Did you not want to change your father?"

He still cares about this issue.

I just wanted the little girl to say that she couldn't bear to part with her father.

Dou Xiaodou seemed to know what he wanted to hear, and deliberately pretended to be clueless, saying, "I don't know~"

She simply cannot utter any emotional words.

The director, never one to shy away from a good spectacle, chimed in, "Doubao, wouldn't you like to get a gentler dad?"

Dou Xiaodou's eyes lit up. A gentler dad? That seems interesting.

So she raised her little hand, "I'll trade!"

Dou Niechen...

It's destroyed; the world is devoid of love.

He said that no one in the world would ever love him.

Even blood relatives would want to replace him.

Dou Niechen dejectedly put her down, turned his back, and his aura turned black.

director....

Surely not?

Is that all?

The photographer, however, felt a pang of sympathy. "Doubao, you should comfort your dad. He's about to turn evil."

Dou Xiaodou didn't understand what "turning to the dark side" meant.

But she could tell that her father seemed to be emo.

According to Aunt Wang, people who are emo might have suicidal thoughts.

Although she didn't know what "can't think straight" meant, she figured it must be a bad thing.

So she climbed onto Dou Niechen, tugged at his face, and asked, "Daddy?"

Dou Niechen did not answer, and continued into the darkness.

Dou Xiaodou felt a little itchy in her nose, picked her nose with her little finger, and then stuffed the boogers into Dou Niechen's nose.

Dou Niechen.......

He loved cleanliness his whole life, and now the sky has fallen.

"Dou, Xiao, Dou!!!"

Dou Xiaodou knew she had gotten herself into trouble, so she turned and ran away.

Hehehehe.

Doing bad things is inexplicably fun.

Hey Hey.

She ran incredibly fast, and Dou Niechen was furious. "Don't let me catch you!"

The director was laughing so hard he kept telling the cameraman to hurry up and take pictures, because these were all trending images.

Soon, Dou Xiaodou was caught by Dou Niechen and given a severe beating.

They smeared bitter melon juice on her little finger, to see if she would dare to pick her nose again.

Dou Xiaodou dislikes bitter things, and even more so, she dislikes the bitter smell in her nostrils. She can only stomp on Dou Niechen in a huff, thinking that her stinky father is doing something inhuman.

The director laughed and said, "Alright, now let the kids draw lots to see who will be your new dad tomorrow."

"The children play rock-paper-scissors; whoever wins draws first."

Several children gathered together, playing "rock, paper, scissors".

Dou Xiaodou was the slowest and was the last to choose.

The lottery table was taller than her, so she had to stand on tiptoe to draw a prize.

Little chubby hands rummaged into the box.

Hao Hao laughed and said, "Dou Bao, there's only one left."

There was nothing else after searching further.

Dou Xiaodou said "Oh" and took out the paper.

The director asked her to be the first to perform.

"Okay, now let's announce who Dou Xiaodou's new dad is~~"

The music is starting to play.

Dou Xiaodou unfolded the paper, on which was clearly written a thank you to the movie star.

Hao Hao burst into tears, "Waaah, my dad, my dad."

Dou Xiaodou....

Weren't you having a good time just now?

Why are you crying so fast?

The other children also unfolded their papers, and upon discovering that none of them were their biological parents, a chorus of cries erupted.

Only Dou Xiaodou looked puzzled, not understanding why everyone was crying.

Dou Niechen pinched her chubby cheek with a look of deep resentment, "Dou Xiaodou, Daddy's going to be someone else's dad. Aren't you sad?"

Dou Xiaodou shook her head, "No."

The system said, your dad will always be your dad.

Then why be sad?

But Dou Niechen didn't know that he mistakenly thought Dou Xiaodou didn't care about him as her father at all. He felt like he had been shot twice in the heart, and his eyes stung with tears.

It looks like a big dog that was abandoned by its puppy; it's so pitiful.

director....

No, Mr. Dou, are you that fragile?

Where did that aloof and powerful demeanor he usually exudes when handling deals worth billions go?