I just started college and ended up with a stunningly beautiful professor as my wife.

Fang Yu went to the school cafeteria with the three people in her dormitory.

This is the closest canteen to their dormitory building; it's the third canteen at Jiangnan University.

Because it was September, the weather was ridiculously hot, and the four of them had some sweat on their faces when they walked to the cafeteria.

Wang Ming wiped the sweat from his face: "Damn it, how can the weather in Jiangcheng be so hot? Buy me a Zhang Xuefeng cigarette!"

Fang Yu rolled her eyes at him: "I'll buy you an extra bottle of Sprite after you finish running five kilometers."

Wang Ming touched his abs: "Five kilometers? Do I look like I can run five kilometers?"

"Could you ask Old Zhao to run the errand for me?"

Zhao Feiye refused without hesitation, "No way."

"Why? Don't you work out regularly?"

"Because cardio causes muscle loss."

Others: ? ? ?

Zhao Feiye's brain was definitely being controlled by his muscles.

Since it was mealtime, there were still quite a few people in the cafeteria, and it seemed that very few people ordered takeout.

This means the food in the cafeteria must be good; it seems I won't have to worry about finding food for the next four years of university.

The four of them got their food and found a corner spot where they could see all the seats in the cafeteria and better appreciate the figures of the female students and compare them.

It was definitely not Fang Yu who wanted to see it; it was Wang Ming who insisted on watching it.

He hates looking at beautiful women the most, and he's already married. Thinking of this, Jiang Niyi's stunningly beautiful face appeared in his mind.

He quickly shook his head. Since they got their marriage certificate yesterday, they hadn't exchanged a single message.

The main problem was that he really didn't know what to say.

Wang Ming gave a wink, pretended to be eating, and whispered, "There's a senior in black stockings and a bodycon skirt over there..."

Fang Yu looked up immediately: "Where?"

Wang Ming: "Hey you, can you not be so obvious? What are you going to do about our childhood friend, Hongshu? Does anyone in the family know what to do?!"

Fang Yu: "It's okay, she can't see us. Zhou Yao, why are you looking too?"

He noticed that Zhou Yao's gaze had also been on the senior student.

Zhou Yao asked in confusion, "Why can't I watch? I'm straight."

Wang Ming: "Damn, why didn't you say so earlier! I was just worried that you might like muscle men like Lao Zhao..."

Zhou Yao: ? ? ?

Zhou Yao scoffed, "Get lost!"

Although he looks a bit effeminate, there is absolutely no problem with his sexual orientation.

Although he has indeed been confessed to by many men in the past, he has never been turned gay, okay?

He's straight!

Sitting to the side, Zhao Feiye just kept his head down and didn't say anything. He was looking at the chicken leg rice he had just ordered, wondering whether to remove the skin and calculating the calories in the serving.

If you don't peel it, what's the difference between this and a candid meal?

But is a skinless chicken leg still a chicken leg?

While eating, Wang Ming asked, "By the way, do you guys all have girlfriends?"

Zhou Yao said calmly, "Not yet. I was only focused on studying in high school and didn't think about it that much."

Wang Ming hit the nail on the head: "I think it's because too many guys have confessed their feelings to you."

Zhou Yao: ...

Zhou Yao countered, "Then why don't you have a girlfriend?"

Wang Ming panicked: "I don't want to look. If I wanted to, I could find someone easily, okay?"

Zhou Yao retorted sarcastically, "Is it because you're not good-looking?"

Wang Ming: "What are you talking about?! What are you saying! I'm handsome, dashing, and debonair; I'm just not obviously handsome!"

Fang Yu nodded deeply: "You mean it's pleasing to the eye in the long run, right?"

Wang Ming chuckled: "Fang Yu really understands us."

Fang Yu and Zhou Yao exchanged a glance and smiled knowingly: "It's a pity we don't have the patience to watch."

Wang Ming: ? ? ?

"You treated me like this, is that it? Are you satisfied now? I will never forgive you! Never!"

Fang Yu gently patted Wang Ming's shoulder and comforted him, "Young Master, don't think like that. Even if 99 percent of the people in the world think you're not good-looking, there are still 75 million people who think you are."

Upon hearing this, Wang Ming's mood improved considerably.

"That makes sense..."

Zhou Yao took out her phone and opened Doubao: "Doubao, tell me, approximately how many blind people are there in this world?"

Doubao: "Approximately 75 million blind people."

Wang Ming's vision went black, and he almost fainted.

The person looks fine, but they've actually been gone for a long time.

"Zhou Yao! I'll never forgive you!"

Fang Yu and Zhao Feiye couldn't help but burst out laughing.

His first impression of Zhou Yao was that she was rather quiet, but he didn't expect her to be so sharp-tongued.

You really shouldn't mess with people who look effeminate; the moment they open their mouths, they're like seasoned yin-yang masters.

Licking your lips could poison you.

Wang Ming didn't want to continue arguing with Zhou Yao, because he was no match for her. He looked at Fang Yu and asked, "Xiao Yu, do you have a girlfriend yet?"

Fang Yu was just about to say no when she suddenly realized that he was married.

How do I answer that?

No answer? He doesn't have a girlfriend, but he does have a wife!

There is an answer? But right now, he really has no idea what kind of relationship he has with Jiang Niyi.

If they're in a romantic relationship, why aren't you even sending messages? You don't even know the most basic information about the other person...

Could it be that he was tricked into marriage?

But there's nothing about him that's worth being fooled about, is there?

Could this be an old scam? A huge sum of money for a child? Or was it a deliberate attempt to deceive him about his body?

But when Fang Yu thought of Jiang Niyi's figure, her long, smooth, white legs, and the part that she couldn't even hold with one hand...

Hmm, he seems to be overthinking things; he's the one who benefited.

He drives a Porsche, what kind of family does he come from? Would she even consider him?

Fang Yu told the truth: "I don't have a boyfriend, but I'm married."

After hearing this, the three people looked at Fang Yu as if she were an idiot.

Wang Ming: "You're married? You think you're some kind of amateur? This isn't anime! Wake up, you idiot!"

Zhou Yao: "What did the doctor say? How about we ask Wang Ming's family to recommend a few well-known psychiatrists for you to see?"

Zhao Feiye rarely showed a skeptical expression. "Fang Yu, although you are very serious, I still don't believe you. Although I may look stupid, I am not smart."

Fang Yu: ...

What is this guy saying? It's like I didn't hear a thing.

He was clearly speaking very seriously!

Oh well, it's their own choice not to believe it. Believe it or not, it's up to them.

Wang Ming joked, "If you get married, then what's there to say? I'll just give you my graphics card as a red envelope!"

Zhou Yao laughed and said, "Then I'll cover your breakfasts for a month."

Zhao Feiye scratched his head and decided to agree: "I'll get you a one-month gym membership."

Fang Yu raised an eyebrow: "Is that really true?"