I just started college and ended up with a stunningly beautiful professor as my wife.

Because of you, I learned without a teacher.

Upon hearing this, Fang Yu trembled violently. "Teacher, are you confessing your feelings to me?"

Jiang Niyi feigned confusion and asked, "When did I confess my feelings? Did I?"

Fang Yu: "No?"

Jiang Niyi: "You must have misheard me, right? I didn't expect that someone is not only a pervert, but also very narcissistic."

Before he could continue speaking, she asked, "By the way, did you do the homework I assigned this week?"

Fang Yu was slightly taken aback, then feigned ignorance: "Homework? When was it assigned?"

Jiang Niyi composed herself, revealing a cold smile: "So you didn't do it, right?"

Fang Yu said guiltily, "Teacher, would you rather have a student who forgets their homework or a student who faints in your class and has to be rushed to the hospital?"

Jiang Niyi was silent for a moment: "Then it's just a student who forgot their homework, right?"

Fang Yu's eyes lit up, and she said, "That's me! I'm the student who forgot my homework!"

Jiang Niyi: ...

She said speechlessly, "I've noticed you always use your brain for things like this. I want to know what you're actually thinking."

Fang Yu cleared her throat: "I have no obligation to inform you."

Jiang Niyi said coldly, "It's a good thing we're at home. If you talked back to the teacher like that in class, I wouldn't give you any face."

Fang Yu muttered under her breath, "It's not like I haven't talked back to teachers before. The first time was when I talked back to a teacher."

Just as Jiang Niyi was about to ask him when he had ever talked back to her, she realized what he meant.

Her ears instantly burned, and she glared at him: "Here we go again! Is your novel some kind of obscene book?"

She now seriously suspects that the novel someone wrote isn't a proper novel, but rather one that can be posted on some illegitimate websites.

Fang Yu: ? ? ?

"You can slander my character, but you can't slander my professional ethics. I'm the author who's least likely to drive, the most civilized, and the easiest to review for the censors."

"real?"

Fang Yu said seriously, "How could this be fake? I'm the most naive one. My book fans will prove it to me when the time comes."

Jiang Niyi said with some skepticism, "It would be best if that were the case."

Half an hour later, Grandma Jiang brought out a bowl of chicken noodle soup and tomato and egg noodles.

"Dinner's ready! Come on over!"

Fang Yu and Jiang Niyi arrived at the dining area. In front of them were two bowls of noodles. The chicken soup looked very delicious, the chicken was firm and plump, and the aroma was irresistible. The eggs on the tomato and egg noodles were fried to a golden brown.

Because Jiang Niyi had just said she didn't like anything too greasy, Grandma Jiang made her a bowl of tomato and egg noodles, which is her favorite type of noodles.

"Grandma, you're amazing!" Fang Yu praised sincerely. "No wonder Jiang Jiang cooks so well; she learned it from you."

"It's not that exaggerated, it's just normal." Grandma Jiang smiled broadly after being praised. "I'll go to the kitchen and get you some chopsticks."

After Grandma went into the kitchen, Jiang Niyi leaned close to Fang Yu's ear and asked, "What did you just call me?"

"Can't I call you that? Didn't you say I could call you whatever I wanted in private? Do you want me to call you 'baby' in front of Grandma?" Fang Yu raised an eyebrow.

Calling her "baby" in front of her grandmother?

The thought of that scene suddenly made her feel a little ashamed...

Although she liked Fang Yu calling her that, she felt inexplicably ashamed in front of her grandmother, as if her public image was about to collapse.

Should she call him "teacher"? That's even worse! What will Grandma think when she finds out her husband is a student...?

"Then... you can call me wife if you want." Jiang Niyi blushed and avoided Fang Yu's gaze after saying that.

"We're already married, so it's perfectly reasonable for you to call me 'wife' in front of Grandma."

Fang Yu was slightly taken aback; it seemed to make some sense.

But why does it seem like Professor Jiang really likes being called that? And she always says it's reasonable, is she Sister Reasonable?

Seeing that Fang Yu remained silent, Jiang Niyi continued, "Besides, my family and best friends all call me Jiang Jiang, so there's no uniqueness to me."

Fang Yu seized on the key point: "You mean, I'm your only one?"

Jiang Niyi kept her head down, her ears flushed red: "Think whatever you want."

If he didn't deny it, then he admitted it; he is Professor Jiang's one and only!

Fang Yu almost couldn't suppress the smile on her face.

Grandma Jiang brought out two pairs of chopsticks from the kitchen. "What were you two secretly chatting about? You seemed to be having a good time."

Fang Yu smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's just that the noodles you make smell especially good, Grandma."

Grandma Jiang placed the chopsticks in front of the two of them and sat down next to Fang Yu. "This grandson-in-law has such a sweet tongue. No wonder he won over Jiang Jiang's heart. Eat up, or the noodles will get soggy when they get cold."

Fang Yu was already very hungry, so she picked up a piece of noodles with her chopsticks and put it in her mouth. The taste of the noodles was fresh and delicious with chicken soup.

He gave Grandma Jiang a thumbs-up, pointed to the noodles, and said, "Mmm!"

He didn't say it was delicious, but his actions showed that he approved of the noodles. Although there was an exaggeration involved, it helped to improve Grandma's impression of him.

Grandma Jiang's lips never left her mouth: "If it's delicious, eat more."

Watching Fang Yu's performance, Jiang Niyi realized that this silly husband actually knew quite a bit about how to please her grandmother.

Grandma Jiang instructed, "Make sure you finish all the soup. I put goji berries in it, which are good for you young people. Tonight I'll make you seafood porridge with oysters, kidneys..."

Fang Yu choked on her words: "Cough cough..."

Jiang Niyi quickly patted his back and whispered in his ear, "My grandma is like that, quite open-minded, don't mind her."

Grandma Jiang quickly poured him a glass of water, and after Fang Yu recovered, he took the water and drank a sip.

"Xiaoyu, slow down, no one's going to take it from you."

Jiang Niyi's expression was complicated: "Grandma, aren't you leaving tonight?"

Grandma Jiang: "Then I still need to nourish your bodies, right? Otherwise, it's not good for young people's health if they don't pay attention to moderation."

Fang Yu put down her water glass, looked at Jiang Niyi, and whispered, "It's a bit too open-minded."

Grandma Jiang: "By the way, Xiaoyu, have you and Jiang Jiang decided when you plan to get pregnant this year? How's your sex life lately? I know an old traditional Chinese medicine doctor who has a folk remedy that can make your sex life even happier..."

Fang Yu: ? ? ?

Jiang Niyi blushed completely: "Grandma! What did you say?!"

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P.S.: The new book ratings have just come out, and I need everyone to give it lots of positive reviews. Thank you all in advance!