I just started college and ended up with a stunningly beautiful professor as my wife.

Jiang Niyi opened the door and was greeted by an elderly woman with exquisite makeup and an air of nobility. She looked to be only in her fifties and it was clear that she regularly received beauty treatments.

Before she could speak, Grandma Jiang gave Jiang Niyi a big hug. "Long time no see, my precious granddaughter. You've lost a lot of weight."

Jiang Niyi's vision went black, and she almost fainted.

Fang Yu is still at her house, so why did her grandmother come over today?

Although her grandmother knew about Fang Yu's existence, she felt a strange sense of illicit activity when she first started living with Fang Yu.

Most importantly, this is meeting the parents! And we haven't prepared for this part at all!

Grandma Jiang released Jiang Niyi, her brows furrowing slightly. "Why do you seem so unwelcoming? We haven't seen each other for almost a month. Shouldn't you be happy?"

Jiang Niyi deliberately tugged at the corners of her mouth, revealing a forced smile, "Of course I'm happy, but why didn't you tell me beforehand? I haven't even prepared the ingredients yet."

Grandma Jiang: "No need to prepare anything. I specially asked someone to bring some free-range chickens from our old hometown. You used to love eating them. Now that you've just gotten married, you need some chicken soup to nourish yourself."

As she spoke, she picked up the bag containing the processed free-range chickens from the ground.

Jiang Niyi: ? ? ?

No? She's getting married, not pregnant, so what supplements does she need?

Her lips twitched involuntarily: "Grandma, I'm married, not that I've given birth."

Grandma Jiang ignored Jiang Niyi and went inside. "Let me tell you, back then, in order to get pregnant with your father, your grandfather made me chicken soup and that's how I got pregnant."

"Don't you believe it? Why is it so difficult for young people like you to conceive? Experts have said it's because you stay up late every day, eat unhealthy food that doesn't nourish your body, and spend too much time on your phone."

Jiang Niyi: ...

She could understand the previous points, because bad habits like staying up late and drinking alcohol can lead to poor sperm quality and difficulty conceiving. But who was the expert who brainwashed her grandmother into thinking that playing on her phone would cause infertility?

She now believes that the biggest victims of the internet are not young people but the elderly.

Wait a minute, she's not planning to have children right now!

She just got married and is still in the process of getting to know Fang Yu better, how could she possibly have a baby right away?

Unless she was really unlucky to get pregnant with that idiot's unprotected sex two weeks ago, how could she possibly be pregnant in such a short time?

Grandma Jiang suddenly asked, "By the way, how did you meet me, your grandson-in-law? And how did you get together and then get married?"

Jiang Niyi fell silent; she didn't know how to answer.

Did she have no choice but to sleep with him that night?

No, saying that makes her sound like a scumbag!

Grandma Jiang: "If you don't want to talk about it, that's fine. Anyway, I know you have a sense of propriety and wouldn't force the other person. Since you chose this person yourself, I won't object."

Jiang Niyi nodded guiltily, "How could I force someone? It was all consensual..."

Grandma Jiang added, "But on the other hand, your parents don't know about this yet. I'll try my best to keep it from them for now, and I won't let them know unless absolutely necessary. Your parents have been putting a lot of pressure on you lately."

Jiang affectionately took her hand and said, "I knew Grandma was the best to me."

Of course, except when people are pressuring them to get married or have children.

Grandma Jiang: "So, how's the young man you found? Is he strong enough? Is he healthy enough? Let me tell you, to judge a man's worth, you have to look at whether his buttocks are perky enough, whether his hands are big enough..."

The thought of Fang Yu still being at home made Jiang Niyi's face flush instantly, and her eyelids twitched wildly: "Grandma! What nonsense are you talking about?"

It seems he's still in the bedroom and hasn't come out yet. He probably didn't hear me, right?

As for whether her man is capable or not, she has already experienced it herself and doesn't need to see for herself, because firsthand experience is more authoritative than any physical characteristics.

It is big, long, and long-lasting.

There's a saying that goes, "No investigation, no right to speak," and she did conduct a genuine investigation.

Grandma Jiang asked in confusion, "Why do you look so strange today? Why are you sweating?"

Jiang Niyi: "It's probably because it's hot today."

Grandma Jiang: "Isn't the air conditioner on in the living room? I feel quite cool there..."

Jiang Niyi explained, "I'm naturally afraid of the heat."

Grandma Jiang frowned: "Really? I remember you being sensitive to the cold. Am I mistaken?"

My granddaughter is acting a bit strange today. Could it be that there's something shady going on in the house?

Jiang Niyi's mind was in complete turmoil. He was worried that Fang Yu would make a bad impression on his grandmother and that he was too nervous, since they had never talked about family matters before.

While she was lost in thought, Grandma Jiang suddenly noticed a pair of men's shoes that were size 43.

Wait a minute? Why are there men's shoes in the granddaughter's house?

In an instant, she realized why her granddaughter was so nervous.

She looked delighted: "You're already living with my grandson-in-law?"

Jiang Niyi sighed helplessly and said, "It's only our first day living together."

There was no way to hide it anymore, so she might as well just tell the truth; she had no other choice.

Grandma Jiang immediately burst into laughter, letting out a hearty laugh. "Hahaha, I didn't expect you two to progress so quickly. Maybe you'll be pregnant next month, and I'll be able to hold a big, healthy boy next year. Then your parents won't be able to arrange a marriage for you anymore."

Jiang Niyi quickly clarified, "I never said I was trying to conceive, and we're just living together. Nothing happened. It's all innocent."

Grandma Jiang smiled and patted Jiang Niyi's shoulder, "I understand, I understand, it's normal for young people to be shy."

"Was he too tired last night? Is that why he hasn't gotten up yet? If you had told me earlier, I would have bought some kidneys to nourish my grandson-in-law."

Jiang Niyi: ...

Sometimes it's really exhausting to talk to elders; it's just impossible to get through to them!

Just then, the bedroom door was pushed open, and Fang Yu came out of the bedroom. He had just finished washing up and planned to come out and play with Mango for a while.

As he walked out, he said, "Mango, Daddy's here to play with you."

When he walked into the living room, he saw an elegant old lady standing next to Jiang Niyi, whose eyebrows and brows bore a slight resemblance to Jiang Niyi.

He stood there, stunned for a moment.

Wait, what's going on? There was no mention of anyone coming to Professor Jiang's house today!

"You must be my grandson-in-law?"