I just started college and ended up with a stunningly beautiful professor as my wife.

……

Half an hour later, Fang Yu returned to his dormitory humming a song, only to see a pair of melancholy eyes looking at him.

Wang Ming was slumped in his gaming chair, with the latest anime series playing on the screen (seriously).

Upon seeing Fang Yu return, he immediately leaped from his chair. "Fang Yu! What's going on with you? Are you playing me for a fool? Treating me like a dog? You made me buy things and then wouldn't let me buy them, and then you said you were going on a date with Professor Jiang!"

He immediately noticed the milk tea in Fang Yu's hand, but before he could ask anything...

Fang Yu casually inserted the straw into her milk tea, took a satisfying sip, and said, "Young Master, how did you know Professor Jiang bought this milk tea for me?"

Wang Ming: ? ? ?

No? Who asked you?

I mean, who asked you?! Zero people asked you anything? Do you think I'd want to know?

"You deserve to die! You skipped Professor Jiang's class and then she even bought you a milk tea? I wouldn't even dare drink it if I were you! A man has some shame!"

Wang Ming's eyes were almost overflowing with bitterness.

Zhou Yao: "If you drink any more, you'll make the young master faint from anger."

Wang Ming grabbed Fang Yu's shoulder unwillingly, "Did Professor Jiang punish you?"

Fang Yu took a deep breath and said with enjoyment, "Yes, she punished me by making me be her class representative, and she also had to tutor me one-on-one, and even have lunch with me from then on."

Wang Ming was stunned: "You mean, you skipped the class of the most beautiful female professor in the whole school, and not only were you not punished, you also gained her favor, and now you can have dinner together at noon and she'll even give you private tutoring?"

Then he looked up to the sky and roared, "No!"

"I hope you find a good partner, but don't find someone this good!"

"Old Fang! I hate you!"

Fang Yu smiled and patted Wang Ming on the shoulder, "Alright, alright, stop pretending. I know you don't hate me."

Although Wang Ming said that, he would actually wish Fang Yu well if she could win over Professor Jiang.

But since his brother was eating so well, he had to groan in pain.

Zhou Yao comforted him, "Young Master, it's alright. You will meet your true love."

Wang Ming's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Zhou Yao: "It's fake."

Wang Ming: ? ? ?

"In that case, why don't you become my girlfriend?"

Before Zhou Yao could react, Wang Ming pounced on her, grabbed her, and slammed her against the wall, letting out an evil, lewd laugh.

Holy crap! They gave it to me!

"I'm sorry! Stop messing around, I'm really straight!"

After Zhou Yao was released, he looked utterly dejected: "I'm not clean anymore."

Zhao Feiye comforted her, "It's okay, at least it's still there after we're done."

Zhou Yao: ...

Wang Ming licked his lips: "This is what happens when you mess with me."

Fang Yu couldn't help but frown and clench her buttocks.

Can anyone tell him what to do if the dorm provides one?

He'd rather be stabbed in the back with a knife than have someone stirring up trouble...

Wang Ming asked curiously, "How far have things progressed in your relationship?"

Fang Yu smiled and said, "Guess."

Wang Ming waved his hand irritably: "What the hell am I supposed to guess! I'm not guessing!"

He then stroked his chin. "Wait a minute, why is Professor Jiang so nice to you? He rewards you even though you made a mistake. That doesn't make sense. Is it because Professor Jiang likes bad boys?"

"If that's the case, if I deliberately skip a class taught by a beautiful female teacher, will I also be able to find love?"

Zhou Yao: "I think if you skip class, the first thing you'll receive is a message from your advisor asking you to write a self-criticism."

Wang Ming looked indignant: "Then why should Professor Jiang treat Fang Yu to milk tea just because she skipped class?"

Zhou Yao: "Look at other people's modeling, and then look in the mirror at yourself."

Wang Ming was silent for a moment, then cursed, "This modeling monster thinks he's got the skills."

Fang Yu: ? ? ?

He was just drinking milk tea here, how did he get attacked?

This milk tea is really delicious, though. I ordered it half-sweet, but it tastes sweeter than full-sweet, hehe...

Wang Ming sighed softly, slumped back in his chair, and began to daydream.

"How could this be? I should be an ordinary high school student living in Kyoto. My family runs an old teahouse. My parents are often away traveling. I live with my younger sister who always wears a kimono. Every morning, my sister would gently open my bedroom door and call me in her gentle voice, 'Brother, please get up.' Then she would bring me miso soup and grilled fish that she made herself."

"When I went out, my childhood friend from next door was already standing at the door, holding two oil-paper umbrellas. She smiled and said that it might rain today, so let's walk together. When I got to school, the new transfer student in my class turned out to be a rich heiress from Tokyo. She became my deskmate and secretly gave me a card during class..."

Zhou Yao shattered his fantasy: "A challenge to suppress laughter? Then I lose."

Fang Yu exclaimed from the bottom of her heart, "I really think that young master has a greater talent for writing novels than I do. His imagination is simply amazing."

Wang Ming was still reminiscing: "Actually, this is just my daily routine."

Zhou Yao's smile faded: "Everyone, stay focused."

Fang Yu followed suit with her expression: "I will tell you in the most direct, truthful, uncompromising, straightforward, incisive, and ruthless way that I am holding back."

Zhao Feiye: "You're so arrogant now that you have facial paralysis, but I managed to keep it all in check, okay?"

Dormitory 3357 has officially entered the era of "tight-kneed living" at this moment.

Wang Ming broke down: "Get out! I hate all of you! I'm going to isolate the three of you!"

Fang Yu approached Zhou Yao and asked, "Sister Yao, you know a lot of girls, you should know how girls think, and you should know a lot about how to pursue girls, right? Why don't you teach me some techniques?"

Zhou Yao: "Don't call me Sister Yao, it makes me sound like a girl. I'm straight, even though I hang out with a lot of girls, I'm straight."

He then asked, "You have someone you like, Professor Jiang?"

Fang Yu smiled and said, "Isn't that a rhetorical question?"

Zhou Yao said smugly, "I knew it a long time ago. I knew you liked this type. Since you asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully tell you some tips."

"To know if a girl likes you, what's the first thing to look at? It's the feeling you give her at first sight."

Wang Ming muttered, "To put it bluntly, isn't it just about looks? Why make it sound so nice?"

Fang Yu pushed Wang Ming away and said disdainfully, "Single dog, shut up and listen to the lesson."

Zhou Yao said seriously, "That's not necessarily true. Sometimes it's your behavior or actions. Even if you're not handsome, being clean and tidy can still make people like you. Feelings are hard to explain. Although many girls say they're attracted to good looks, the men they end up with aren't actually that handsome."

He continued, "I think your first impression on Professor Jiang was definitely not bad, even quite good. Let me analyze it for you from a few points: what women care about most."