I just started college and ended up with a stunningly beautiful professor as my wife.

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When Fang Yu returned to the dormitory, everyone else had already bought their things, and there was a retractable table in the middle of the dormitory.

Wang Ming rushed forward impatiently, "Son, you're finally back! I've been waiting for you for ages! What did you buy?"

Fang Yu placed the bag on the table and asked, "I bought drinks and some snacks like peanuts. What about you guys?"

Zhou Yao complained, "It's a good thing you bought drinks; we only bought prepared food. Someone bought a fifty-yuan Wallace..."

Upon hearing that he had been mocked, Wang Ming immediately became unhappy. "Damn it, there's only fifty yuan per person. What can your Uncle Wang Ming buy? We're lucky if we get Wallace, okay? You want to buy McDonald's? Look at what you bought! Fifty yuan only buys so much braised food!"

Zhou Yao retorted, "Who knew there would be a 'Braised Food Assassin' on the food street across from the school! Besides, there's a fair amount, isn't there? Enough for us to eat! At least it'll go well with our drinks!"

Zhao Feiye: "I bought some snacks to go with my drinks, including corn on the cob and fried rice noodles."

Everyone put their things on the table, and it looked like a lot; at least the table was full.

As soon as Fang Yu sat down, Wang Ming's nose immediately detected something was wrong. "Wait, why do you smell like a woman?"

Fang Yu: "What woman's scent? You're not offering it to me, are you? You want to smell me?"

Wang Ming: "I couldn't be mistaken, it's a woman's scent. Your scent isn't like that. Only a soft, sweet girl would have this kind of fragrance!"

Fang Yu: "Girls all reek of smoke, only we boys smell sweet and soft, okay?"

Zhou Yao teased, "Young Master, it's a real shame you're not a police dog."

Wang Ming: "What are you saying? You're the dog!"

He looked at Fang Yu and said earnestly, "Son, tell me the truth, are you looking for a wife?"

Fang Yu snapped angrily, "Get lost! I'm your father, don't mess up the hierarchy!"

Wang Ming: "My main concern is that you'll be fooled by girls outside. There are so many women offering sexual services these days. Don't be fooled by their looks; what if they trick you into going to a hotel for sexual services? Most importantly, what will happen to the rest of us if you end up in a relationship? That would be worse than killing me!"

Zhou Yao: "Wasn't your last sentence the truth?"

Fang Yu: "I'm not single. I just ran into Professor Jiang at the school gate. She took me to the supermarket. Maybe she was too close to me, because I smell like her."

Wang Ming: !!!

"You're dating Professor Jiang? You're really something! You drank her water during military training, and now you're even in her car. Are you planning to get married next?"

"What exactly is your relationship with her? You didn't actually fall for Professor Jiang, did you?"

"I want you to eat well, but don't eat this much!"

Wang Ming clutched his head, howling in agony.

Fang Yu deliberately said, "What do you mean, 'drink her water'? Watch your words! Besides, we've only held hands, we haven't even started talking yet..."

Indeed, the two of them hadn't even dated; they were just married.

And there's no rule against getting married first and then falling in love, right?

Wang Ming's eyes widened: "Holding hands?! You want to become the enemy of all the men in the school?!"

He broke down instantly.

Not only did her son know the aloof professor, but he even managed to hold her hand!

Wang Ming: "Hey bro, come here for a second."

Fang Yu covered Wang Ming's mouth and said with disgust, "When did our dorm get a mad dog?"

Zhou Yao: "It's my pet. It's currently in heat, so please bear with me."

Wang Ming's mouth was covered, and he mumbled, "I made popcorn..."

Although it was very blurry, you could vaguely make out that it seemed to be about someone's mother.

Fang Yu released her grip and wiped her hands with a tissue: "Okay, Bruce, be quiet."

Wang Ming: ? ? ?

"Get lost! So what exactly is your relationship with Professor Jiang? How far have things progressed?"

Fang Yu: "Would you believe me if I said we've progressed to the final stage? Now all that's left is having the baby."

Wang Ming looked completely skeptical: "Nonsense!"

Fang Yu shrugged. He never believed the truth, so he was truly at his wit's end.

Zhou Yao saw through everything and raised an eyebrow at Fang Yu. "Isn't it obvious? He has a crush on Professor Jiang, am I right?"

Fang Yu remained silent for a while without answering.

He did have different feelings for Jiang Niyi, and his face would turn red and his heart would race when he saw her.

There are two possibilities: one is that you've fallen for the other person, and the other is that you've met your enemy and are so angry that you blush and your heart races.

It's obvious that he has no grudge against Jiang Niyi.

Fang Yu didn't hide anything: "You could say that."

Zhao Feiye couldn't help but say, "Other people come to university to find partners among upperclassmen and underclassmen, but you're taking on the biggest challenge right from the start—becoming a rebellious disciple who clashes with the master?"

Wang Ming: "I won't agree!"

Zhou Yao: "What's it to you now?"

Wang Ming: "Unless you, son, help me woo Professor Jiang's best friend..."

Zhou Yao: "You're still thinking of making a move on the counselor?"

Wang Ming grinned slyly: "A student who doesn't want to pursue their teacher isn't a good student."

Fang Yu was speechless: "I'll ask the advisor what kind of guys he likes later."

Upon hearing this, Wang Ming's eyes lit up with gratitude, and he knelt on one knee: "Godfather! Please accept my bow! From this day forward, you are my father!"

Zhou Yao looked at him with disdain, "I've never seen such a shameless person. I suggest we kick this kind of person out of dormitory 3357 to ensure that the average quality of people in our dormitory can remain at a high level."

Wang Ming said with a sly grin, "I think you're just envious of my handsome looks!"

Zhou Yao: "With your IQ, I think you should go see a tarot reader. Anyway, young master, you're rich and stupid..."

Fang Yu: "What's wrong with the tarot cards? If they're so powerful, last time I saw a tarot reader take out three identical cards and leave with a lot of money!"

Zhou Yao: "That's like getting a three-of-a-kind in gambling!"

Fang Yu: "Damn, why didn't you say so earlier?"

Wang Ming: "Are you insulting my intelligence? People who believe in tarot readers aren't even as smart as my Border Collie! I can do a reading for you; I can just randomly pick two tickets and use a bean bun to interpret the cards for you."

Fang Yu cleared her throat: "Alright, I'll mix your drinks! I'll show you what I'm capable of!"

He's about to show his skills!

Tonight I'll show these sons what their father is capable of!

He then began to prepare: grape fruit cubes + grapefruit water-soluble vitamin C + grape sparkling water.

The resulting liquor has a beautiful orange-red color.

Wang Ming: "I didn't expect you to have this trick up your sleeve!"

Fang Yu: "Whoever gets drunk first is responsible for cleaning the dormitory for a week."

Wang Ming: "Fine, it can't be me anyway. I went easy on you guys last time. I always drank the liquor from the bottle before."

Zhou Yao: "You'd better not be clinging to me like you're some kind of freeloader."

Zhao Feiye: "Come on, let's have a drink to celebrate the official start of our university life!"

Everyone: "Cheers!"

An hour later.

Wang Ming, his arm around Zhou Yao's shoulder, his face flushed, stammered, "Listen to me..."

"Those two bears, Big Bear and Little Bear, are completely clueless about human behavior. They talk about protecting the forest, but they secretly cut down trees themselves. They're impossible to get along with!"

Zhou Yao: "But I have to say, Xiong Da is a real tough guy..."

Both of them had drunk too much.

Half an hour later, almost everyone was drunk.

Zhou Yao: "Let me tell you, if I were to travel back to that era, the Prime Minister would definitely not have ended up like this..."

Wang Ming: "If I were Xiang Yu, I would never have let Liu Bang go..."

Zhao Feiye: "Who do you think is better, Cristiano Ronaldo or Messi...?"

Fang Yu: "I don't understand..."

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