I just started college and ended up with a stunningly beautiful professor as my wife.

3357 Dormitory.

As soon as Fang Yu returned to her dormitory, Wang Ming rushed up to her: "You're finally back! What did Professor Jiang want with you? How did you two meet?"

Fang Yu: "Young Master, why are you so concerned about this?"

Wang Ming: "Ahem! I'm worried you'll get scammed, and so will that Senior Xia. We boys are all sweet and gentle little babes, don't be fooled by these little cakes that smell of smoke. Let me try out this dangerous thing called dating for you guys first."

Fang Yu: ...

Zhou Yao pointed out incisively, "Young Master is afraid that when we're all in relationships, he'll be the only single guy left."

Wang Ming blushed and put his arm around Fang Yu's shoulder: "Nonsense! Utter nonsense! Am I that kind of person? Do you really think I'm that despicable?"

Fang Yu: "Yes."

Zhou Yao: "Otherwise what?"

Wang Ming sighed softly: "Zhao Feiye understands me best; he didn't collude with you."

Zhao Feiye, who was playing with a grip strengthener, said, "Actually, I think the same way they do."

Wang Ming's vision went black: "I'm going to isolate all three of you!"

Two seconds later, he asked again, "So what exactly did Professor Jiang want with you just now?"

Zhou Yao was speechless and rolled her eyes at him: "Seriously? You only isolate someone for two seconds?"

Fang Yu smiled and said, "Professor Jiang just talked to me about love and told me to call her 'baby' in private. She said I shouldn't have any contact with other girls in the future."

Wang Ming was silent for a moment, then said with a serious expression, "You made up these words."

Zhao Feiye: "Oh right, there's a class meeting tonight. They said they'll be distributing military training uniforms and books, and also discussing the start of the semester..."

Fang Yu asked, "Who is our counselor?"

Zhao Feiye: "I think her name is Li Shuangshuang. She's quite young and pretty, and even strangers can see her WeChat Moments."

"Let me see what's going on!" Wang Ming immediately opened his phone. "Holy crap! It's really good!"

"I'm so lucky to have been assigned a beautiful counselor!"

Wang Ming stroked his chin: "Hey, do you think it's possible that our first love was a passionate teacher-student romance?"

Zhou Yao said earnestly, "You must attend any mental health lectures the school holds in the future. This time it's fine, but don't take yourself too seriously next time."

Fang Yu teased, "Young Master, you're really something else. I've discovered that your imagination is perfect for writing novels."

Wang Ming scoffed, "Tch, I'd rather spend that time online doing daily quests. Writing novels? Who would be crazy enough to write that? It's exhausting! I don't need the money..."

For Wang Ming, writing novels brought him no financial gain, and the first thing he would do after graduation was to go home and inherit the family fortune.

However, these words did awaken Fang Yu.

University students have a lot of free time and can develop many special skills.

His Chinese language skills have always been good, and he enjoys reading novels. If he really makes money, he can save more money during his university years.

Zhao Feiye suggested, "We have military training tomorrow, and after our class meeting tonight, how about we have a dorm dinner party?"

Wang Ming: "Sure, it's on me!"

Zhou Yao: "I have no objection."

Fang Yu: "Anything's fine with me, I'm free anyway."

On the other side, in Room 307 of the School of Humanities.

Li Shuangshuang pushed open the office door and walked in, asking in confusion, "Professor Jiang, what's going on? Did I just see things? A boy came out of your office? Or was it a short-haired girl?"

Jiang Niyi didn't answer, but frowned: "Why don't you knock every time you come in?"

Li Shuangshuang chuckled and walked to the soft, large sofa inside. "Why would we need to knock on the door given our relationship? Your office is so nice! The sofa is so big and soft..."

"Achoo!"

Li Shuangshuang suddenly felt a chill, her nose tingling. "Why is it so cold here? It's colder than my office!"

Jiang Niyi turned up the air conditioner temperature and said casually, "The air conditioner wasn't cooling earlier, so I turned it down a bit. It's probably old."

Li Shuangshuang asked suspiciously, "Wasn't it just bought? I remember it cost over ten thousand yuan, right? How could it not be cooling? Why don't you have your dad contact the person in charge there?"

Jiang Niyi was silent for a moment, then said, "That means it's too new."

Looking at Jiang Niyi, Li Shuangshuang felt that something was off about her today. She looked at her suspiciously and said, "What's wrong with you? You're talking like you don't think before you speak. Professor Jiang, who is usually so intelligent, seems to be less intelligent than my Border Collie."

Jiang Niyi uttered a single word: "Get lost."

Li Shuangshuang lay on the sofa and stretched: "Let me ask Doubao what's going on with you."

Jiang Niyi was speechless: "Asking Doubao about everything will only hurt you."

Li Shuangshuang: "Doubao, Doubao, I have a question. What could be the reason that my friend's IQ suddenly dropped? I need you to answer in the most straightforward way possible."

Doubao: "Okay, I will tell you in the most straightforward, direct, no-nonsense, objective, correct, systematic, real, easy-to-understand, and suspenseful way: a sudden drop in IQ proves that she may be in love. Studies have shown that people in love become dumber in a short period of time."

Jiang Niyi: ? ? ?

Li Shuangshuang looked at Jiang Niyi suspiciously, her eyes seeming to see right through her. "Jiang Jiang, could it be that you're really in love?"

Do you think it's possible?

After answering, Jiang Niyi felt inexplicably guilty.

She admitted that Fang Yu was her type and that she did have a little bit of a crush on him, but it wasn't quite to the point of being in a relationship.

Besides, how could you say she's gotten dumber?

Even if she's in a relationship, she'll still be the smartest! How could she possibly become stupid after falling in love?

Li Shuangshuang thought for a while and concluded: "It seems unlikely. It looks like Doubao is talking nonsense again. It might be possible if it were someone else, but it seems unlikely for you. You might not even be able to find a partner by the time I get married."

Jiang Niyi: "What if I get married before you?"

Li Shuangshuang couldn't hold back: "Hahaha, stop making your Shuang-jie laugh. You think you can get married before me? Have you finally figured it out? Have you ever even thought about dating?"

Jiang Niyi smiled faintly: "It didn't exist before, but it might exist now."

Li Shuangshuang's smile faded: "Alright, I don't believe you. You're getting more and more prone to lying to me. I'm not that easily fooled."

Just then, Jiang Niyi's WeChat notification sounded.

She looked down and saw that it was a message from her grandmother.

[The Marriage-Pressing Old Woman (Eager to Hold Her Great-Grandson Version)]: "Jiang Jiang, I went to the hospital for a checkup today, and the doctor said my health isn't good. My only wish now is to hold a big, healthy baby boy. Even if you're not in a rush to get married, at least find someone first, right? Or I can recommend a few guys who are around your age and have similar qualities to you..."

Jiang Niyi: ...

Here it comes again, and she just feels overwhelmed.

Her grandmother was perfectly healthy, but it was really too much trouble to keep going like this.

Never mind, let's lay our cards on the table.

[Xiao Jiang (Hating the Pressure to Get Married Version)]: "Grandma, I told you I've already got my marriage certificate, so please stop introducing other men to me."