I just started college and ended up with a stunningly beautiful professor as my wife.

For some reason, Fang Yu felt a little guilty.

Although there was nothing between him and Senior Xia, why did he have this inexplicable feeling that he was being watched?

Xia Qiuyun rested her chin on her hand and raised an eyebrow: "What's wrong with that? Does it mean you have a girlfriend, junior? Are you afraid she'll see you?"

Fang Yu: "I don't have a girlfriend, but I'm married."

Xia Qiuyun patted him on the back with a smile, "Hahaha, junior, you're really good at joking."

Her roommate sitting next to her couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Qiuyun, your junior Fang is really interesting."

No? Does nobody believe him?

Fang Yu was completely out of options.

Xia Qiuyun enthusiastically introduced herself: "By the way, let me introduce myself. My name is Xia Qiuyun. I'm a sophomore in the same major as you. This is another senior student of yours, and also my roommate, Lin Yutong."

Zhou Yao said very naturally, "Hello, Senior Lin. My name is Zhou Yao, and this is Wang Ming and Zhao Feiye."

It's clear that Zhou Yao is very good at talking to girls, and she's on a completely different level from Wang Ming.

There's a saying, "A friend of women."

However, Zhou Yao looks like an older woman, but he is actually a straight man and doesn't speak in a effeminate way.

Fang Yu suddenly remembered something and said, "Senior, weren't you going to promote the campus card? Can you recommend it to my roommates?"

Lin Yutong: "Hahaha, you're even helping Qiu Yun boost her sales figures?"

Xia Qiuyun waved her hand dismissively: "Fine, I won't cheat you since you're Fang Yu's roommates... I won't sell it to you, after all, the campus card's internet speed is... well, let's just say it's terrible."

Wang Ming: "Then why are you still selling them?"

Xia Qiuyun: "Nonsense, of course it's about making money. A senior who doesn't take advantage of her juniors isn't a good senior. If it weren't for the fact that junior Fang is from my hometown, I would have made him get two cards. After all, when fellow townsmen meet, tears well up in their eyes."

Zhou Yao added insult to injury: "When fellow countrymen meet, how about shooting each other in the back?"

Fang Yu: ? ? ?

What does that mean?

Instead, it hurt me, an innocent bystander.

Xia Qiuyun naturally placed her hand on Fang Yu's shoulder, and a fragrant breeze wafted over.

Fang Yu subconsciously moved away, and Zhou Yao witnessed this scene.

A look of amused amusement appeared on his face.

Something's not right. Something's extremely wrong.

He noticed a faint pink ring around Xia Qiuyun's earlobe, and his gaze became meaningful.

Lin Yutong asked curiously, "Are there any long-time residents of Beijing here?"

Wang Ming, who was engrossed in eating: ? ? ?

Zhou Yao patted Wang Ming on the shoulder, "Of course, he's the young master of our dormitory."

Wang Ming: "No way, you son of a bitch, nobody asks you anything."

Then Zhou Yao whispered in his ear, "This might be your chance to find a partner."

Wang Ming was slightly taken aback, then looked at Zhou Yao with a light in his eyes.

Greatness needs no further explanation!

From today onwards, Zhou Yao is his godfather.

No, she's a stepmother!

My roommate is a mom!

He glanced at Zhou Yao gratefully, then said, "Yes, I am from the capital."

Lin Yutong: "No wonder, I quite like her accent, it's so funny."

Zhou Yao praised, "My roommate is more handsome than a cute puppy, and she's good-looking."

Xia Qiuyun looked at Wang Ming carefully, half believing and half doubting.

He's not bad-looking, but not exactly handsome either. He's a bit chubby, like someone from an anime.

Is it pleasing to the eye in the long run?

But she doesn't seem to be a very patient person.

Wang Ming touched his face sheepishly. "Is it really that good?"

Zhou Yao nodded: "Yes, he's more capable than a puppy, in short, he's a real dog."

Wang Ming: "Yes, I am Gou Shi..."

Wait a minute? Something's not right!

Wang Ming suddenly came to his senses, "Oh no, I really..."

Just as he was about to string together a long and complicated sentence containing the words "parents," he looked at the two sweet-looking senior students and swallowed it all down.

Zhou Yao continued her attack: "What's wrong? Why do you hate me now? You should be grateful that I can toy with your boring life, right?"

After hearing this, Wang Ming's vision went completely black, and he almost died instantly.

Xia Qiuyun and Lin Yutong both burst out laughing.

"Haha, your roommate is really interesting."

Fang Yu said, "Yes, he's a really clingy kid from Langfang."

Wang Ming: "You bastards have to pay me for emotional distress! Don't mess with my son here. If you just mess with him without paying, I'll have someone deal with you..."

Zhou Yao stopped teasing Wang Ming and said, "Alright, alright, I'll treat you to a drink. Whatever the others drink, I'll treat them too."

Wang Ming: "What I hate most is apologizing afterward!"

Zhou Yao: "So what are you going to drink?"

Wang Ming: "I want a one-liter bottle of iced tea."

Zhao Feiye, who hadn't said a word about calculating the calories in the chicken leg rice, finally spoke up: "I want a Coke."

Fang Yu asked in confusion, "Aren't you working out? You've been calculating calories for so long, are you just going to drink Coke?"

Zhao Feiye chuckled: "I want it sugar-free."

Zhou Yao stood up and asked, "Okay, do you want Coca-Cola or Pepsi?"

Zhao Feiye pondered for a moment, then said, "I want it iced."

Others: ? ? ?

I chose between Coke and Pepsi...

Is this the price of muscle? Hagiwara, you bastard...

On the other side, Li Shuangshuang walked a few steps and was talking when she realized that no one was paying attention to her, so she turned around.

Jiang Niyi was still in the same spot and hadn't followed at all.

This made Li Shuangshuang feel like she had been banished to the cold palace.

She just talked to the air for ages?

This puzzled her for a moment. What was wrong with Jiang Niyi these past few days?

She seems different from before; she used to never space out like this all the time.

She took out her phone and opened Doubao: "Doubao, Doubao, what's causing my best friend to be spacing out and staring blankly so often these past two days?"

Doubao: "Judging from your behavior, your best friend has been frequently spacing out and has difficulty concentrating lately. Considering the psychological motivations, what are the possible inferences..."

Li Shuangshuang: "Just tell me the result."

Doubao: "Okay, I will tell you in the most straightforward, direct, unambiguous, objective, accurate, systematic, truthful, easy-to-understand, and suspenseful way: she may be in love."

Li Shuangshuang frowned, her face full of disbelief. "As expected of Doubao, your ability to talk nonsense is top-notch. You can get lost now."

She'd rather believe that gold bars were being issued domestically than believe that Jiang Niyi was in a relationship.

Li Shuangshuang has known Jiang Niyi since college. At that time, Jiang Niyi was a recognized campus beauty, but she had never been in a relationship and even seemed a bit sexually apathetic, having absolutely no interest in romance.

She doesn't watch any TV dramas or novels about romance, not even those with two male leads. And since she says her sexual orientation is normal, Li Shuangshuang came to the most straightforward and direct conclusion.

Jiang Niyi has absolutely no interest in romance.

Doubao: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Don't be angry. This time I'll use the most straightforward approach..."

Li Shuangshuang immediately closed the steamed bun.

Doubao is the smartest kid; he apologizes as soon as he's caught saying something wrong.

However, her best friend has indeed been acting very strangely lately.

Li Shuangshuang walked back and sighed softly, "Our Professor Jiang, what are you daydreaming about? Are you going to get Alzheimer's at such a young age? I'm telling you, don't waste your brain cells prematurely! You always had to push me so hard in college..."

She suddenly stopped talking halfway through her sentence.

She noticed that Jiang Niyi's expression was cold, but for some reason it also had a hint of hostility.

As her best friend of many years, Li Shuangshuang's brain immediately issued a warning.

We mustn't mess with her now!

A cold expression appeared on Jiang Niyi's beautiful face: "You should go back first. I have some things to take care of."

Li Shuangshuang: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Niyi's originally cold expression softened into a smile, but it was a smile that sent chills down one's spine. "Something came up at home, and I have some household chores to take care of."