Oh no! The leader's young wife is demanding a divorce every night!

Sun Zhigang's shout silenced all the gossipy women who loved to watch the drama and had ulterior motives.

Upon hearing about the punishment, everyone immediately shut their mouths and shrunk back into their own houses, no longer daring to huddle together and gossip or speculate wildly about the death of Commander Lu's family.

The noisy courtyard instantly became quiet.

As soon as Xiao Re entered the room, he lay down on the sofa in a sullen mood, looking listless and sickly. He had no appetite even when Yang Erni called him to eat.

"Little Re, what's wrong?"

"Did someone bully you? Tell me which bastard it was, and Erni will go beat him up for you!"

"Don't worry, I'm smarter now, I can put sacks on them!"

"Give him a resounding, deep-fried head!"

Pfft! Xiao Re couldn't help but burst out laughing.

My depressed mood dissipated considerably.

Back in her school days, she had also encountered some annoying little rascals. Whenever reasoning failed, she would tell Yang Erni to resolve the situation with force.

As a result, this silly girl brazenly rushed up and beat someone up, leaving them bruised and battered, causing quite a commotion. In the end, the other person's parents came to her door demanding medical expenses and compensation for emotional distress.

She scolded Yang Erni for being stupid, saying that she didn't even know how to cover up when beating someone, at least she should have covered her face or put a sack over the bad guy's head.

From then on, the silly girl became smarter, and whenever she was asked to do something, she would bring a black sack of coal.

I haven't forgotten this rule yet.

"Erni, you're right!"

"You can get the sacks ready now. As soon as Lu Yanzheng walks in, we'll give him a good beating!"

"Give him a good spanking!"

Upon hearing that it was Lu Yanzheng, Yang Erni was terrified. She waved her hands and backed away repeatedly, looking as cowardly as a mouse seeing a cat.

"What?"

"Did your man bully you?"

"I wouldn't dare to do that!"

"If Lu Yanting is alright, I can't beat Lu Yanzheng!"

Xiao Re made a thumbs-up gesture, encouraging her with full confidence.

"Erni, hit him as hard as you want! If he dares to fight back, I'll take care of him!"

Yang Erni blinked her big, round eyes and asked a question with innocent confusion.

"Xiao Re, if you can handle this, why don't you beat him up yourself?"

Xiao Re.......

He choked instantly!

After a two-second silence, he smirked and complained with a self-righteous air.

"He was all muscle, as hard as a steel plate, my hands hurt from hitting him!"

"Not worth it!"

After listening to Xiao Re's twisted logic, Yang Erni nodded obediently, turned around, and ran into the inner room.

Silently, she took out a pair of thick, fluffy cotton gloves and carefully handed them to Xiao Re, saying with a naive expression.

"Why don't you try wearing gloves?"

"It's so soft and squishy, ​​it definitely won't hurt your hands!"

Xiao Re: "..."

I'm speechless with shock again by this silly girl.

本来她力气就娇小，压根奈何不了陆砚峥，若再戴上这副毛茸茸，软乎乎的棉手套，哪里是揍人？分明就是给那男人按摩挠痒痒。

Don't let him get too excited!

"never mind!"

"Yang Erni, I can't even count on you anymore! What kind of bullshit is this?"

"Get these lousy gloves away right now! They're making me even angrier!"

Yang Erni scratched Silly Mengmeng's head, and suddenly a brilliant idea flashed into her mind.

She silently walked out of the room, brought over a pot of thorny cactus from the yard, placed it on the table, and said in a cute and innocent way.

"Then how about you use this?"

"Just slap him across the face, and he'll feel amazing!"

Xiao Re: "..."

Once again, Yang Erni's silly idea left him speechless.

Her heart skipped a beat, and images automatically flashed through her mind—

Just think of Lu Yanzheng's handsome and dashing face... It would be such a pity if it were ruined!

Although his behavior today was despicable, he shouldn't be killed with a cactus!

What if... he really was forced by the organization, had no choice but to do so, and had no way to express his suffering!

Xiao Re stretched out his palm without hesitation, firmly opposing!

"No!"

"Of all that man, only his face is worth anything; you can't take pictures!"

"Try...try another way!"

Just as Yang Erni was scratching her head, racking her brains for a third solution, she got up and took a large jar of peanut oil from the stove.

They all collapsed onto the threshold steps.

Then, with a sly smile, he clapped his hands and said...

"Alright! Let him crawl in by himself!"

Yang Erni stared at the smooth, shiny ground, her eyes wide and blinking. She couldn't quite understand it.

"Little trouble!"

"This? Will it work? What if he sees oil on the ground and doesn't step in it?"

"Wouldn't that be a complete waste of a can of oil?"

Xiao Re smiled and said with a confident expression.

Don't worry!

"Given Lu Yanzheng's fiery and impatient nature, the first thing he'll do when he walks in is rush in to find me; he definitely won't look at the floor."

"Let's eat, drink, and sleep as usual, and settle the score when he gets back!"

After saying that, Xiao Re washed her hands and sat down at the dining table in a good mood. She elegantly picked up her bowl and chopsticks and began to eat slowly.

As he picked up the plump pig's trotter, he smiled and praised Yang Erni.

"This pork hock is really delicious today, with a wonderfully chewy texture. You can tell it's from a big, fat pig that's good at running!"

Yang Erni didn't understand the hidden meaning in her words, but she happily agreed.

"If you like it, eat more. I'll make it for you again tomorrow."

……

After dinner, Xiao Re lay on the bamboo chair and dozed off for a while, her mind filled with images of Lu Yanzheng and Qin Shuyao going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get their marriage certificate.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, and the angrier I get, the less I can sleep.

Not long after, a series of noisy and heavy footsteps came from outside the courtyard.

Xiao Re's keen ears twitched almost imperceptibly, but he didn't get up. He kept his eyelids closed and continued to rest.

Yang Erni stood up anxiously and peeked through the crack in the window towards the courtyard gate.

"Hey kid, it looks like someone's come in outside?"

"What should we do now?"

Xiao Re lazily turned over and continued to feign sleep in a languid sleeping beauty pose.

"It's alright!"

"Just keep licking your lollipop and ignore them!"

Military Region Commander Ming Xiuyuan, accompanied by several officers from the reconnaissance department, personally visited Xiao Re to have a talk with him.

The group walked hurriedly, their expressions serious, their brows furrowed, their minds heavy, and their bodies exuding a strong aura of menace, like gangsters coming into the village to extort and vandalize.

Seeing that the door was ajar, he knocked twice but received no answer, so he pushed the door open and strode in.

Just crossed the threshold—

Swish!

Swish!

Oh my god!

Seven or eight soldiers slipped and fell simultaneously, making a series of loud thuds and groans.

One after another, like rolling winter melons, they all slid and fell onto the floor in unison.

Some were sprawled out, some were face down in the mud, some were upside down, and some were twisting their waists and sticking their butts out...

Like a clown in a theatrical troupe, making a complete fool of himself.

Minister Ming, especially, was the most unlucky. He fell hard, wincing in pain, and was then crushed one after another by the soldiers who had fallen behind him, becoming nothing more than a human cushion.

His disheveled and comical appearance made Yang Erni, who was watching the show, burst into laughter.

The room was filled with officers lying on their backs, their cries of pain echoing throughout. Their once-sharp suits were now stained with oil and tattered, making them look like refugees fleeing famine. The scene was both absurd and comical.

By the time the officers and soldiers at the top scrambled to their feet and lifted the commander at the bottom off the floor, Lu Yanzheng finally arrived, drenched in sweat and breathless.