Oh no! The leader's young wife is demanding a divorce every night!
Chapter 102 The Mighty and Fierce Big Yellow
After saying that, Xiao Re turned around and walked straight out the door.
Lu Yanting looked at Lu Yanzheng with a blank expression and asked him in confusion.
"Brother, what did that woman mean? I don't quite understand."
boom!
Lu Yanzheng raised his hand and gave him another big flick on the forehead.
"What do you mean 'that woman'? She's your sister-in-law. Try being rude again and I'll beat you until you change your mind."
Lu Yanting quickly covered his head and said, "Brother, I won't do it again, I won't do it again."
"Okay, okay, I admit she's the eldest sister-in-law, alright? Tell me, what did she mean by what she just said? I felt her smile was terrifying!"
Lu Yanzheng smiled, a hint of mockery in his eyes.
"Ha, now you're scared? Too late!"
"That silly girl you were laughing at just now happens to be her best friend, Yang Erni. You're laughing now, but you'll be crying in a minute."
Before Lu Yanting could properly inquire with Lu Yanzheng about the girl's name, age, and whether she had a boyfriend, a series of urgent and fierce barks came from the courtyard.
A large, burly yellow dog charged in like a tiger, biting Lu Yanting's trouser leg and barking fiercely at him.
"Woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof!"
The barking was so loud and piercing, and the dog looked so fierce with its teeth bared, that anyone who didn't know better would think it had dug up the dog's grave.
Dahuang didn't bite Lu Yanting's flesh; it just tore at his clothes. Tear, tear, in no time at all, it had ripped Lu Yanting's pants into shreds.
Even the red underwear inside was torn into a ripped hole.
"Ah! Help! Bro! Please save me! Whose stupid dog is this? Bro! Kill it! Please! Help me!"
Lu Yanzheng tried calling out to Da Huang a few times, but Da Huang wouldn't listen to him at all.
He also yelled and cursed at him.
It's as if it's saying, "Don't meddle in other people's business, or you'll be bitten too."
This is Xiao Re's dog, and Lu Yanzheng doesn't dare to hit it. He can only tell Lu Yanting to pray for good luck.
"It's alright, Yanting, don't move. This dog won't bite."
Lu Yanting covered his buttocks and jumped around like a rocket, running away in all directions.
This dog doesn't bite, but it's a scoundrel! That's even worse than biting.
Lu Yanting's clothes were torn to shreds, and the bell almost fell out.
He Yingying had originally come out with a broom, intending to help Lu Yanting, but when she saw his disheveled appearance, she covered her face and shrank back inside.
Oh my god, what the hell did she see? Could she have gotten a corn on her eye?
Finally, Lu Yanting was chased by Da Huang to the point of having no other choice but to wrap himself in the bed sheet on the bench to cover himself.
"Help! Whose shameless yellow dog is this? I'm going to stew it!"
Lu Yanting howled louder than a dog.
Lu Yanzheng dared not say that it was raised by Xiao Re, for fear that Xiao Re might mistakenly think that Da Huang's shameless and rogue behavior was inherited from its owner.
He then made up a story off the top of his head.
"This dog is usually kept at your sister-in-law's breeding farm, but it was mainly trained by that silly girl you were just laughing at."
Lu Yanting turned his head and glanced at his elder brother. Something didn't seem quite right.
That silly girl was clueless and naive, her round eyes revealing a clear stupidity; she probably couldn't even understand dirty jokes.
How could she raise such a lecherous yellow dog?
"Brother, please go find your woman and bring her back, and take the dog away! I beg you! If it bites me again, I'll be childless!"
"Help!"
To avoid being bitten by Dahuang, Lu Yanting had a flash of inspiration. He threw the bed sheet onto the roof beam and climbed up the beam, hanging upside down on it.
Her two big, white buttocks were exposed.
If you didn't know better, you'd think he was going to die from his pitiful cries.
Even if you're feeling down, you don't have to take your pants off and hang yourself!
When Yang Erni stormed in angrily, Lu Yanting was swinging on a swing with bells hanging from it.
The big yellow dog below sat on the ground, drooling, watching this spectacular sight with predatory eyes.
"You wicked man, you damned liar, you heartless bastard, come out here and give me back my money!"
Yang Erni's roar was louder than a landmine exploding.
When Lu Yanting saw her come in, he was so frightened that he quickly covered his hands with them, forgetting that he was in mid-air.
There was a pop-dong sound——
He fell down like a giant meat pie with a thud.
If it weren't for the bed sheet, he would have almost fallen apart!
Lu Yanting clutched his buttocks, wincing in pain, his expression even more ferocious than that of Da Huang.
But Yang Erni didn't notice his current state of being completely naked. She rushed up and straddled him, sitting directly on him.
He raised his fist and started smashing it repeatedly.
"You big liar, you big bad guy, you big bastard! I'll teach you to play the victim and scam money! You dare to scam my money? Spit it out right now!"
While beating Lu Yanting, Yang Erni searched his body, thoroughly examining every pocket and crevice of his clothes. She even lifted up the crotchless pants that Da Huang had chewed into pieces to take a look.
"Where's the money? Where did you hide it?"
"If you don't take it out, I'll have you stewed and fed to rhubarb."
Big Yellow grinned and laughed heartily.
He probably mocked it in his mind using dog language.
"Hehe. Didn't you just say you were going to stew me? We don't know who'll stew whom yet."
Lu Yanting covered his baby with one hand and tried to resist Yang Erni with the other. He tried hard to turn over, but his waist almost broke and he couldn't move an inch.
Yang Erni's fists were actually harder than her brother's, and she beat people up even more fiercely than her brother.
How could a young girl have such brute strength? He, a grown man, couldn't even defeat her.
"You brainless, stupid woman, you willingly let yourself be fooled, so who can you blame?"
"You heartless, wicked man! I may not be the smartest, but I'm got plenty of strength."
The two men rolled on the ground, fighting fiercely.
But Yang Erni already had the upper hand, and with her superhuman strength and fierce movements, Lu Yanting was no match for her.
He lay on the ground, screaming as he was beaten.
"You female hooligan, stop it! You've sat on me!"
"So what if I sit on you? I'm not just going to sit on you, I'm going to sit on you until you die!"
Yang Erni raised her fist and hit him twice more.
When Xiao entered, he happened to witness this hot and exciting scene.
Lu Yanting lay on the ground like a pitiful worm, squeaking and groaning, but he didn't move an inch.
Yang Erni sat on him nonchalantly and punched him vigorously.
Although.......
Her decision to confront Lu Yanting after being deceived was the right thing to do.
But......
The way he's sitting, and his posture, are really... not quite right.
In particular, Lu Yanting's long legs, barely covering his body, easily evoked all sorts of fantasies.
Beside it, half a crumpled bed sheet was dangling.
To the uninformed, witnessing this scene might have led them to believe that Yang Erni was engaging in blatant bullying and harassment.
Xiao Re stepped forward out of curiosity, wanting to know how far they had progressed.
But Lu Yanzheng covered her eyes and forcibly pulled her away.
"Xiao Re, look at what your people and your dogs have done!"
Xiao retorted.
"It was clearly your brother who did the wrong thing, so why are you blaming my people? Where's my dog?"
"Did I tell him to play the victim and jump into the river to scam money?"
Lu Yanzheng started having a headache again.
Back in his hometown, Lu Yanting was mostly just eating, drinking, and having fun, idling around and not doing anything productive. How come he started engaging in swindling and cheating after joining the army?
He grabbed Xiao Re's hand and pushed her forcefully into the inner room.
"Rere, you go in first. This isn't your place to look. I'll handle those two."
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